Roots crew. Questlove 638, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, please. Hi welcome hey [ cheers ] thank you for making it tonight here during the big storm. Welcome, everybody, to [ cheers and applause ] i know we did it. I love you for that. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here youre making the show happen. I love it. [ cheers ] well, everybodys talking about this giant storm. Its the huge blizzard that hit the east coast, and i read that 120 Million People were affected by todays snowstorm. Yeah. 120 Million People worked from home on their march madness brackets. [ laughter ] but the [ applause ] the storm really messed with peoples travel here in new york. Many subway stops had to shut down, then mariachi bands said, thats okay. Well just come to your house. [ laughter and applause ] where do you live . Well, you think weve got it bad here in the city . A photo of a house in upstate new york is going viral because its completely covered in ice. Take a look at this. [ audience groans ] when the owner got home from work, he just turned his car around and drove back to the office. [ laughter ] nope. Nope. Not even going to deal with it. [ applause ] thats basically what my parents house felt like when my dad controls the thermostat. [ laughter ] im gonna set it to like a a balmy 47 degrees. [ laughter ] its going to feel like were going to the beach [ laughter ] i read that a lot of towns in New Hampshire had elections today despite the giant snowstorm because the states governor, chris sununu, said they should go on. Yeah. Sununu actually had a lot to say about it. First, sununu said, i know the weather makes everyone feel blueblue, but a little snowsnow shouldnt stop me and youyou. [ laughter ] then sununu said, im going to wakewake up early and go out and votevote in my newnew sununu subaruru. [ laughter ] you know how i dodo. [ cheers and applause ] steve really . Jimmy you know how i dodo steve i know how he doesdoes. Jimmy you know how i dodo. Come on. [ light laughter ] you guys, last night was the big finale of the bachelor. Did you see it . [ cheers ] oh, what a great season. Nick wound up getting engaged to vanessa, a teacher from canada. Thats right. [ cheers ] nick didnt plan on marrying vanessa, but after seeing the Gop Health Care plan, moving to canada was the logical decision. [ cheers and applause ] had to do it. Last nights finale actually took place in finland, and at one point, nick took vanessa on a horseback ride through the snow. Id normally think thats romantic, but thats how i got to work today. [ laughter and applause ] figured id do it. Steve wow. Jimmy saw a horse and go, i dont know. Steve yeah. Jimmy i thought that was, like, one of those uber bikes or whatever. [ laughter ] steve uber bikes . Jimmy what are they called . Steve pettycabs . Jimmy no, no. Steve city bikes. Jimmy you steal the bike. Steve yeah. Jimmy you steal the bike and pay for it later . Steve yeah, city bikes. [ light laughter ] jimmy yes. I did that with a horse. I read that the ring nick gave vanessa when he proposed cost 100,000. [ audience oohs ] which explains the next show, vanessa will be appearing on pawn stars. [ laughter ] now it makes sense. Its a lot of money. I dont know. 50 grand . [ light laughter ] but despite the engagement, its hard to say what nicks future holds if you think about it. I mean, hes a reality star who has married an immigrant he barely knows and oh, my god, hes going to be president of the united states. [ cheers ] oh no. Oh no. Thats not good. [ cheers and applause ] really a big finale. I actually watched all three hours including after the final rose where the host, chris harrison, interviewed the newlyengaged couple, nick and vanessa. If you missed it, dont worry because here to reenact that scene [ laughter ] with actual lines from the show are the roots own tariq, questlove, and mark. Guys . [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight i will be playing the role of vanessa, a 29yearold teacher from montreal who recently got engaged to nick. [ laughter ] questlove and ill be playing nick, the bachelor. Mark and ill be playing the host, chris harrison. Jimmy okay, guys, well, whenever youre ready. Get set. Mark you know, its so easy to look at this beautiful couple and say, theyll never make it. Im sure you guys are feeling that pressure that every couple goes through. [ light laughter ] questlove yeah. [ light laughter ] tariq yeah, for sure. I mean, like like i said, our relationship is televised, but at the end of the day, we know what we have, and we dont have to prove anything to anyone. Mark have you guys been able to insulate yourselves . Questlove all weve done is insulate ourselves. [ nervous chuckle ] [ laughter ] tariq you know, like i said on the show, ive never been engaged, and i see this as marriage. [ light laughter ] i knew at the end of the show that if i were to say yes to nick, its because i see myself getting married to him. [ light laughter ] mark are you guys going to get married . [ chuckles ] tariq were taking baby steps. [ laughter ] questlove yeah. Were just making sure were going through all the proper channels. You know . [ nervous chuckle ] its not as easy as it used to be. [ nervous chuckling ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. Mark, tariq, and questlove, everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Mark, tariq, and questlove, thats more than enough. [ cheers ] thank you very much. More than enough. More than enough. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much. [ applause ] thank you. More than more than thank you very much. Finally, i read about a a Marijuana Dispensary in los angeles that doubles as an art gallery. Yep. Patrons stare at the art for hours before being told, sir, thats an exit sign. [ laughter and applause ] its still red yeah, thank you. We have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal ice cube and Rachel Maddow will be here. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a big show then later this week, Elizabeth Banks will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy j. J. Abrams, taraji p. Henson, and pitbull will be joining us steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first, we have a a fun show tonight. From maroon 5 and nbcs hit show, the voice, the one and only adam levine is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that dude. The whole band theyre great, man. Plus, we love it when he stops by. From the giant new movie, beauty and the beast, josh gad is dropping in as well. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy talented dude, man. Were gonna catch up with josh, and then, he and i are going to play a game of box of microphones. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy be sure to stick around for that. And then we have music from maroon 5 steve yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Cold steve cold. Jimmy guys, i like to think im a pretty easygoing guy, but theres one thing really pops my top. [ pops ] thats bad music. Steve what . Jimmy no one should have to listen to bad tunes. No way. So, as a service to you guys, im about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a a segment i call my donotplay list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs jimmy now, before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song im about to play for you is 100 real. These are actual bands. Questlove, these are actual songs. [ light laughter ] you can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. Questlove i dont believe you. Jimmy i promise you these are real songs. Questlove i dont believe you. Jimmy you think that were doing this . Questlove i think you make them all up. Jimmy no, we do not make them up. Now i want to see whats on my donotplay list. Here we go. This first one do you like disco, questlove . Questlove i like disco, yeah. Jimmy yeah, me too. [ light laughter ] this is an austrian disco singer named penny mclean. Have you ever heard of her . Questlove no, i havent heard of her. Jimmy me neither, but heres penny all glammed up, and the name of her album is lady bump. Steve lady bump . Jimmy whats that . Steve lady bump . Jimmy oh, yeah. Steve all right. [ light laughter ] jimmy lets take a listen to pennys lady bump. They call me lady bump lady bump they call that ah [ laughter ] jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop questlove what . Jimmy wow. Really went for it back there. Whoever went to like 120. [ laughter ] i liked it up to the blood curdling scream. Steve til the giving birth. Ah jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve i think that was her getting rid of her lady bump that shes giving birth to her child. Questlove yeah. Jimmy oh, i did not know that. Steve baby bump. Jimmy i did not know that was that. The next song is from a a canadian singer that ive never heard of called kelly j. Devoe. [ light laughter ] and thats [ laughter ] that is kelly j. Devoe i wonder if hes ever worked with bell and biv . Steve could be. Jimmy he wrote a song called hottie. Lets take a listen to this song, hottie. Hottie [ laughter ] hottie hottie youre a hottie once i saw you in the club you walked right by me in the club looking hot down in the club and you were like every was in love once i saw you in the club you smiled at me in the club jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop no. [ cheers and applause ] you like him . He has a way with words. You hear him rhyme, in the club with in the club . Yeah. [ laughter ] then i saw you in the club and when i saw you in the club i was down in the club and you were there in the club [ laughter and applause ] this next album is from an italian singer called joe sandalo. Steve ahh. Jimmy here he is. Steve yeah jimmy this is his album cover. [ laughter ] steve thats the album cover . Jimmy he chose this photo. Steve yeah, that photo with no words. Just jimmy no words. His names not on it. Steve no, because you know its joe sandalo. Right . Jimmy yeah, its joe sandolo. Its not even plugged in. Just look how cool he is. Thats how electric he is. Steve hes so electric. Jimmy its the firstever bluetooth guitar. Steve yeah, he invented it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy anyways, he does cover songs. I love this guy. Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy i love cover songs. Letys take a listen at joes cover of queens we are the champions. Ive paid my dues time after time [ laughter ] questlove thats you. Ive done my sentence but committed no crime [ laughter and applause ] and made mistakes i made a few i had my shares and kicked in my face but i jimmy all right, stop, stop, stop. [ applause ] questlove thats you jimmy that is not me. I cant even get it questlove you sang that on your iphone. Thats you. Jimmy i cant even questlove thats you. Jimmy i cant even i cant even hit those notes. Questlove yeah. Jimmy this next album is from an artist called ton dow. Ton dow. The album is called nature zone. [ laughter ] steve oye whoa. Looks like his dow is ton. Jimmy this is ton dow. Nature zone. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy weve got a ton of empty space up here. Steve really . [ laughter ] it looks like a little bit of empty space down there, too. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i think that if you if you want to sell records, you know, who should get on there . Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Mini drake. Steve mini drake, man. Jimmy here he is. [ laughter ] steve you sell it from the ton dow. [ applause ] jimmy hes hanging out. Hanging out with ton dow. Lets listen to ton dow. He has a song called if i got naked. Steve if. Ive seen worse. Jimmy i think we know where the songs going. [ laughter ] lets assume we didnt see the cover. You just downloaded it. Steve i wonder. Is he gonna get naked . Jimmy you just downloaded it. You just downloaded it. And its called [ laughter ] steve if i get naked. Jimmy like, almost like, its like a whatif. Steve yeah, its like a a hypothetical question. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, its like a a choose your own adventure thing. Steve yeah. Jimmy like, if i got naked, its the name of the song. Ton dow. Here we go. If i got naked with you if i strip down to my shoes to run naked in the street jimmy all right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. [ laughter and applause ] running . He wants to go jogging . Steve yeah, naked. Jimmy he wants to go jogging . He wants to go streaking with someone . Steve hes wearing his shoes, still. Jimmy im taking drake off this one. [ laughter ] steve yeah, drake doesnt jimmy mini drake wouldnt approve of that one. [ light laughter ] there he goes. [ applause ] steve you dont want shoes there. Jimmy i like ton dow and everything, but no way. Drake wouldnt want any of that business. Were down to our last album. Its from an 80s newwave singer called wazmo nariz. Steve wazmo nariz. Jimmy wazmo nariz. Things arent right, and can you see the albums a little off . Do you get it . The side of the albums here. Steve yep. Jimmy i see. It looks like it looks like the back is almost, like, where joe sandalo was hanging out. [ light laughter ] i paid my dues [ laughter ] steve its long armed. [ cheers and applause ] sandalo and his long arm. Jimmy very long arms. [ applause ] ill tell you. He hits those massive chords. This is this is my man this one, i think could be drake approved. Im gonna this one could be good. Steve youre gonna preapprove it by drake . Jimmy yeah, because things arent right. And i get it. The candles are over on this side, but this sides [ laughter and applause ] steve the light is coming from the other way. Jimmy this one this is the album cover. Its drakeapproved, and this ones called checking out the checkout girl. [ light laughter ] checking out the checkout girl oh checking out the checkout girl whoa checking out the checkout girl oh checking out the checkout girl i found my girl so we could linger ill check out her watch your fingers pick the numbers oh, linger jimmy all right. Thats all i can take. Thats all i take. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy but that is mini drake approved. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy got the hiccups steve yeah. Jimmy after every line. Thats all the time we have for do not play. If you have an album or a song we can introduce on our next donotplay list, we want to see it. Send the suggestions to our blog at donotplay tonightshow. Com. Stick around. Well be back with adam levine [ cheers and applause ] mmmm devour, so creamy. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. You naughty little. spank did you just spank your lunch . Yeah. spank devour. Food you want to fork. Save on kitchen essentialssale like a farberware cookware set just 49. 99 after 30 mail in rebate. Select kitchen aid electrics are 39. 99 and a fiestaware 5 piece place setting is only 32. 99. Plus get kohls cash too. Kohls. How do they make starburst taste so juicy . 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Jimmy first mmhmm. Jimmy i got to discuss, of course you got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. I did. Applause. [ applause ] jimmy you actually did. You got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Here you are with your wife and beautiful baby there. [ audience aws ] how olds the baby . Look at that. Come on. Shes almost 6 months. And its so funny, look, shes being careful about where shes putting her foot. Shes really checking it out. Jimmy she are you freaking out . I mean so awesome. I love it. Jimmy youre going to the best dad. You are the best dad. Its so fun. I do new stuff all the time and constantly entertaining. Jimmy its amazing right . Yeah. Jimmy are you flipping out . Are you reading the books, listening to advice from everybody . I dont know how to read. [ laughter ] jimmy besides that. No, youll get to that. Yeah, i do other stuff. Jimmy what is she doing . Is she saying words . Well, okay, i heard about your book. Which is so funny because, literally, ive been working dada like hard. You know, like you work on it really hard and slip it into every single thing you say, like, if shes being cute, youre like oh, my god, look how cute you are, dada. [ light laughter ] you do. Ive been working really hard. Weve gotten some like dadaesque sounds jimmy no first words. Nothing concrete, but im working super hard on it. And my wife is working mama. So, its a battle to the finish. But, well see. Jimmy we were just pointing at different things, like even if its a bottle you want your dada . [ laughter ] i was like, i dont care if the babys stupid, yeah, i just want the record to so that dada was the first word and thats the end of that. Yeah. Jimmy i didnt know you knew sammy hagar . How do you know sammy hagar . Yeah. He came in my life at a really funny time. I was actually on my honeymoon in cabo. We actually wound up hanging out, drinking a little bit of tequila, and talking and kind of instantly hitting it off becoming really good friends. And we actually decided to kind of go into business together. Were doing a brand new, a a brand new alcohol and i actually have some right here, which is so crazy [ cheers ] so weird. I feel like so jimmy all right. So explain this to me. Because its not tequila right . Oh, should i put it back on the thing . Jimmy i dont care. What is it . Santo¿ its called santo. Im a big mezcal fan. I love mezcal and i love tequila. But sometimes when you have mezcal . Have you ever had a good jimmy mezcal . Yeah, its kind of like a jimmy is it legal . Its legal, its not like moonshine. Its legal. Its really, really smoky and really strong. Jimmy oh thats right. Smoky tequila. Yeah. And its super like its super smoky but mixed with tequila. So its the first time, i love doing this, by the way so im just going to do it. So, you mix it with tequila and it creates this kind of like jimmy are we doing a shot here . Were doing a shot, right now. [ cheers ] so, its kind of like a hybrid. Kind of a hybrid of the two. You guys want you guys good . Dont, dont, dont, dont jimmy what do you mean . Dont taste it yet. Jimmy i didnt taste it. Smelling it. So then you mix these two things together and its really well done so that its kind of smoky tequila, without tequila crappy aftertaste like im going to die im going to kill myself kind of thing. Jimmy okay. All right, lets do this. And its super good, i promise you its really amazing. Cheers. [ cheers ] jimm