And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 662, mississippi steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. I feel the love i feel the love. I give it right back to you guys. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. Im your host jimmy fallon. Hey, i want to say, happy birthday to First Lady Melania Trump who turned 47 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] she plans to celebrate with her loved ones, and donald. [ laughter ] they celebrated like they always do, making sure donald has something to unwrap, too, so he doesnt feel left out. [ laughter ] [ as donald ] its my birthday too. [ laughter ] i saw that trump gave a shout out to maine governor, paul lepage during his speech today. Listen to what he had to say about him. Governor lepage of maine, who by the way has lost a lot of weight. [ laughter ] i knew him when he was heavy and now i know him when hes thin. And i like him both ways, okay . [ laughter ] jimmy what a great way to introduce someone, right . Make you feel good. Have you met my friend . He used to be really fat. [ laughter ] could probably happen again. Just you know, very common to gain the weight back. Steve buy sweatpants. [ laughter ] jimmy invest in sweatpants. [ laughter ] listen to this. Chris christie said that hed give trump a b on his first 100 days. He said hed give him an a on immigration and a c on healthcare and long story short he ended up spelling, bacon. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy i just he just cant help himself. Steve i cant believe it. Jimmy he just cant help himself. Steve wow. Bacon. An acrostic. Jimmy so trumps first 100 days are almost over but i read that he hasnt visited a single foreign country. Yeah, well, today trump actually released a list of several countries and explained his reasons for not visiting them. For example, for djibouti, he said, cant go, but i am appointing Kim Kardashian as ambassador. [ applause ] steve makes sense. Jimmy next, for chile, he said, no thanks. I prefer tgi fridays. [ laughter ] next up for monaco, he said, i dont want to visit a country named for bill clintons intern. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] not named after thats not true. Steve thats not where the name came from. Jimmy next for brunei, he said, no, i just prefer blondes. Next up for samoa, he said, its too far, but id love if they sent me some of their girl scout cookies. [ laughter ] thats not where theyre from. Steve its not, no. Theyre made here. Jimmy for next for nepal, he said, i already see plenty of those when i read playboy. nip nepal. I get it. Steve i get it out now. Jimmy finally for mexico, he said, no way. Im afraid theyll build a wall while im on the other side. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Thats very possible. Thats true. That could happen. More trouble for United Airlines this week. One of their flights had to make an Emergency Landing in costa rica after an engine overheated. Uniteds flight attendants quickly evacuated the plane by picking up passengers and throwing them down the inflatable slide. [ laughter and applause ] im saving your life you guys, theres a new app going around called, face app. It takes your picture and then shows you what you would look like if you were younger, older, smiling or even a a different gender. Heres an example using me. The original photo there, yeah. Heres a photo of me looking older. Yeah. [ laughter ] interesting. Now, unfortunately the app doesnt always work so well. A lot of people have been having issues with this . Steve really . Jimmy for example, heres a a photo of anderson cooper. Now, here he is looking older. [ laughter ] you see what im saying . Heres a photo of president trump. Steve yeah. Jimmy now, lets see a a young president trump. Steve oh, my god. [ applause ] thats when he was young . Thats the app. Jimmy i dont know if the app works. Steve thats the app. Jimmy i dont know if the app works all the time. Now, heres bernie sanders. Steve okay. Jimmy lets take a look at a younger younger bernie sanders. [ laughter ] hes ten years younger. Steve yeah. Not a flaw. Jimmy next up, here are president trumps kids. Steve okay. Jimmy now, lets see a a younger version of them. Oh, my goodness. Come on. Steve that cant be true. Jimmy the app is malfunctioning. Steve somethings wrong with that app, obviously. Jimmy heres paul ryan, all right. Steve okay. Jimmy now, heres the young paul ryan. [ laughter ] eddie munster. Steve maybe that ones right. That does look like eddie munster. Suspiciously. Jimmy and finally, heres governor chris christie. Lets see a younger photo of him. [ laughter and applause ] still working out the kinks here. Steve theyre still working on it. Jimmy everyone loves the goonies. Steve theyre working the kinks out. Jimmy thats just chunk. Steve yeah, its chunk. Jimmy guys, i saw that heineken just came out with a a new ad where two people who disagree on a issue are put in the room together to talk about it over a beer. cause if theres one thing that helps an argument its alcohol. [ laughter ] thats a good idea. This is pretty cool. I read that seth rogen might voice the character of puumba in the upcoming remake of the lion king. He actually made an audition tape by revoicing a scene from the original animated movie. Its pretty interesting. Take a look. [ sighing ] somebody once told me that the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us. Man, what kind of weed are you smoking . [ laughter ] jimmy and finally a little sports news. Looks like derek jeter and jeb bush will be buying the miami marlins. Okay. One guy who could have been president and jeb bush. So you never know. Guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a great show tonight. This guy is just the best. The host of the dr. Phil show, dr. Phil mcgraw is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, one of my favorites from saturday night live, and one of Time Magazines 100 most influential people, the hilarious leslie jones is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah come on leslie jimmy leslie and weve got great music from rick ross featuring young thug and wale. [ cheers and applause ] rick ross. The boss. The boss. Steve rick ross. Jimmy my apple sauce. Im a bad rapper. Have you been to eleven madison recently . That restaurant . Questlove ive been there a a few times. Jimmy yeah, i know you know daniel and will. But anyway they just won, i dont know if you saw, number one restaurant in the world. Steve wow. Jimmy so weve known them for a long time. I sent them a congratulatory note last week. So i went to the restaurant two nights ago with my friend chris meledandri. We just went to have dinner there. And they gave us on the menu the greatest hits. So they gave all the things throughout the years that i just mind blowing ive been telling you stories. Questlove the best of. Jimmy yeah. Like the clam bake. They give you like a plateful of sand with clams. Its insane. Like theyre like magicians. Anyway, they came over and said hi to me and my friend chris. So im flipping out. Theyre the nicest guys. Daniel hume is the chef and will guidara are the owners. So anyway, after dinner they go, come in the back. Theres a special thing for you in the back. Youve done that, right . In the kitchen . Questlove yeah. Jimmy he brings me in the kitchen and just everybody top to bottom, the whole staff, everybody is just fantastic. Sous chef, everyones great. So they bring us back and they have this like table set up in the kitchen. Theres like a glass of wine and some fresh pasta right there. I know, please. Even that looks amazing. I didnt even know what was in the dish. [ laughter ] steve i was trying to be cool. Jimmy so what happens is, they go, we have one more thing for you. So they go around the back. I go, what is it . He goes, its based on something you did. I go, what do you mean . She goes, you wrote a note saying congratulations. And i said, number one in new york, number one in the world. Whats next, space . And he goes, yes. Space is next. So please put on these spacesuits. Steve what . Jimmy so they made me put on [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy thats chris meledandri. Thats the guy who made minions and despicable me and stuff. [ laughter ] i did not plan on this. Thats questloves head on the suit. [ laughter ] questlove wait, what . Jimmy no they made these. I swear. This is the craziest thing ever. So theres i go on the elevator and they made it into like a spaceship with like buttons and theyre playing space music. I swear to god. And then i get down. Theres daniel hume right there, theres the chef, and theres will. Theres will right there. And they had dry ice and frozen cocktails for afterdinner drinks. And i was freaking out. Chris was like, this happens every time . I go, no but the hats were made of papiermache and masking tape. And it was so fun. I wanted to show you again the logo. Thats questlove. Can you zoom in there . Thats questloves head there steve thats the nasa logo. [ laughter ] jimmy with the eleven madison park logo. There just the most thoughtful guys. I want to say congrats again to those guys. Daniel, will, everybody at eleven madison. I love you guys thats why youre number one, baby [ cheers and applause ] awesome, geniuses. So much fun. Hey, guys, quick reminder, tomorrow is take your kids to work day. This is where kids get to go to work with their parents and see what they do all day. So in honor of that, i decided to sit down with some kids and find out how much they actually know about their parents jobs. And it was a lot of fun. Take a look at this. Jimmy hey what does what does your dad do for a job . He cleans. Jimmy he cleans . Mmhmm. He helps. He goes on a computer and he writes on paper. Jimmy what does your mom do for a job . She works at a branding company. Jimmy what do you think she does all day . She works, then after she gets a little grumpy. [ laughter ] then she eats dinner and then she goes to bed. [ laughter ] jimmy whats her favorite part of the job and whats her least favorite part of the job, you think . The least favorite part of the job is having to agree with all of the clients. [ laughter ] jimmy you think your mom has fun at her job . No. [ laughter ] shes always like, oh, not again [ laughter ] jimmy is that before she goes into work . No, like whenever she gets a a call, youre like, oh, come on [ laughter ] jimmy whats your name . Zoey. Jimmy zoe. Evie. Jimmy and evie . What does your dad do all day . I dont know. Work on the computer . I have no idea. [ laughter ] jimmy what does your dad wear to work . A suit. Tshirt. A suit. Tshirt. Jimmy whats your name . Jonah. Jimmy jonah, how old are you . Seven. Jimmy what does mommy do for a job . Uh work . Jimmy what does her Office Look Like . It has two chairs a desk and a shelf. Jimmy is there anything on the shelf . Yes. Jimmy what . Two packs of gum. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you want to be when you grow up . I want to be a vet and gymnast. Im just going to be a vet. A gymnast and a vet. Jimmy can you show me a a cartwheel . Do it. Mmhmm. Jimmy let me see. Hey, fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i want to be a superhero, a a mermaid, a rock star, a a ninja, a zookeeper, and doctor and a mommy. [ applause ] jimmy thats so fun. Im just mostly eating or reading. Jimmy thats what you do . Yes. Jimmy what are you reading right now . Do you like anything . Like, scholastic books. Jimmy yeah, give me a a couple books to read because im looking to do something this summer. Bad kitty. Jimmy bad kitty . Yeah. Jimmy i read that one already. [ laughter ] dogman. Jimmy dogman . By dean pilkey. Jimmy oh, is it a pilkey . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy what do i do for a a living . How do you describe my job . Its kind of comedy. It can be comedy. [ laughter and applause ] i think its comedy. Jimmy can be, yeah. Have you ever heard of me . Not that much. [ laughter ] jimmy do you think im funny . I think a little tiny bit. [ laughter ] jimmy its a pleasure meeting you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you can cut her out. You can cut her out, right . [ applause ] theyre the cutest kids. Thank you so much for those kids and those parents. Take your kid to work day tomorrow. Stick around. Be right back with bad signs, everybody. Come on back. That one right there. For those who create their own path. Always unstoppable. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody it is time for bad signs. Here we go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] aint we lucky we got em bad signs yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, these are real pictures of funny signs that you guys saw in a store or weird signs you saw while driving around. You pulled over, stopped. Steve right, safety. Jimmy put it in park. Then took a photo of it and sent it into us. [ light laughter ] again, these are all 100 real photos from you guys. The first sign was sent to us by Matt Robertson in denver, colorado. He spotted it while out for a a walk. It says, keep gate closed. [ laughter ] thats smart. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats smart. You leave it steve yeah. Jimmy you leave in open. Anyone can get in or out. Steve anybody right in there, yeah. [ laughter ] you never know. Jimmy next one is sent by amy devries in elgin, illinois. She spotted some signs pointing out some local attractions. Nuclear power plant and spider farm. [ laughter and applause ] i wonder if my friend lives by there. Steve oh, really . Whats his name . Jimmy peter parker. [ laughter ] steve peter parker, really . Jimmy i hope hes okay. Steve he lives with his aunt mae . Oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, he lives there. Yeah, exactly. Hes a good dude. [ light laughter ] this next sign was sent in by chris st. James in abilene, texas. Its a for sale sign he spotted in someones yard far wood. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, yeah. Jimmy far wood. Steve you got a bunch of far wood. Jimmy it looks like Blake Sheltons house. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Far wood. Jimmy far wood. [ laughter ] steve just write it on the damn sign jimmy thats so good. [ light laughter ] next sign was sent in by jacob kritino in houston, texas. He spotted it outside a a psychiatrists office. Gerald bush child and adolescent psychiatry and addiction psychiatry. Wine tasting. [ laughter and applause ] steve youve got to build a a customer base. Jimmy yeah, the circle of life. Steve exactly, man. Youve got to create your customers. You have to create opportunity. Jimmy you wont believe what weve got going with that. Steve oh, my god. Its great. [ light laughter ] jimmy the guy had a wine tasting. Yeah, i love it. Steve heres my card. [ light laughter ] jimmy you got a problem, buddy. Steve yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by terry medina in portland, oregon. Its a theater marquee. It says, no longer a porn theater. Book your events now. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] bring the kids. Steve bring them on over clean the seats [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] jimmy im sure they did. [ laughter ] its probably a legit business. Steve yeah, exactly. Totally legit. Jimmy yeah, i just hope that you dont get jerked around. Steve yeah, you dont want to, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] no, you dont. Thank you for coming. Jimmy oh, there you go. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take care, man. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. Get out of here woo. Thats was a good one, man. Is everything all right . Steve its hard out there. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. [ laughter and applause ] this next [ laughter ] this next sign was sent in by celine perrier in ottawa, canada. She spotted it outside a house. It says, for sale. Then it says down here, it says, free pizza with purchase of the house. [ laughter and applause ] honey, honey i think we got to do this. Steve yeah. Jimmy we got to take this right now its our time we get a free pizza, man. [ light laughter ] the next sign was sent in by Amanda Knight in chanhassen, minnesota. Chanhassen, thats where prince was from, right . Steve yeah. Jimmy she saw it in a a grocery store. Its in the ethnic section. Lets see what they have there. Hot pockets. Steve oh. [ laughter ] oh, i lovea the hot pockets. Its a pepperoni. Its a cacciatore. Jimmy leave it for the man. Steve yeah jimmy and then you burn the roof of your mouth off. Steve who youa gonna givea the hot pocket . [ light laughter ] jimmy were down to our last bad sign. It was sent in by Roger Aronson in green bay, wisconsin. Its for a restaurant thats called the grill. Where we like it smoking hot steve yeah jimmy temporarily closed due to fire. [ laughter and applause ] they went for it. Steve oh, no jimmy they went for it, man. Steve come on, man jimmy thats all the time we have for bad signs. [ cheers and applause ] if you see a funny bad sign, email it to us at badsigns tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around. Well be right back with dr. Phil, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] im not the type to smushy garbages. You know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. No splashing wait, so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uh huh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phone everything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah, its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permanent now you can ditch verizon but keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to tmobile. Rumor confirmed. Theyre playing. What . We gotta go. Where . San francisco. When . Friday. We gotta go. [ tires screech ] any airline. Any hotel. Any time. Go where you want, when you want with no blackout dates. [ muffled music coming from club. Blue monday by new order. Cheers. ] [ music and cheers get louder ] the travel rewards credit card from bank of america. Its travel, better connected. This is the storyds credit card from bank of america. Of how q got curly. Quin was crazy about curls. Curly fries. Curly straws. Curly haired dogs. Even those cute curly tails on pigs. But to quins chagrin everything about her was so very straight. Which made the next twist so amazing. Did she expect to find a highend hair curler at a mindbendingly low price . Never. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. Bite into magnum double caramel. And unleash your wild side. Made with silky vanilla bean ice cream and rich belgian chocolate. Discover magnum. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is in his 15th season as the host of televisions number one daytime talk show. He also cocreated and produces a new hit show called bull, which airs tuesdays at 9 00 p. M. On cbs. Please welcome the one and only dr. Phil. [ cheers and applause ] all right jimmy welcome back. Always great to have you here. Good to see you again. Jimmy nice to see you as well. Your wife didnt come with you this time, right . No,