And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove ow yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh oh oh whoo [ audience chats whoo ] whoo [ audience chats whoo ] ow [ audience chats ow ] ee [ audience chats ee ] whoo [ audience chats whoo ] heyoh [ audience chats heyoh ] hey [ audience chats hey ] ho hip hop horray ho hey ho hip hop horray were starting off way hot. We came out real hot, real hot. Welcome, everybody. Thank you. Welcome to the tonight show, baby steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is it thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Hey, guys, tomorrow is earth day. It is earth day tomorrow, you guys. Thats a big big day. [ cheers and applause ] its the one holiday thats not sponsored by the greeting card companies, so thats a good thing. [ applause ] actually, theres lots to celebrate. I want to say happy birthday to queen elizabeth. Today she turned 91 years old. [ cheers and applause ] 91, wow [ cheers and applause ] when asked if she was going to celebrate, the queen said, i did all my celebrating on 4 20. And you go, well, thats [ cheers and applause ] thats cool. Speaking of 4 20, i read that a a weedfocused digital video channel is launching this year called 420tv. [ light laughter ] people are waiting to see how it will do it against its main competitor, your screen saver. [ laughter and applause ] its fantastic. Lets get to some news here. Some documents just came out that show which companies gave money to trumps inauguration, and it turns out ups was one of the biggest donors. Ups. People were like, great. Now, can you teach him how to deliver . And you go, oh, well, that [ laughter and applause ] listen to this. A new article claims that people that work for trump are loyal to him in the media, but they actually whisper about him behind his back all the time. A few of them have even been caught doing it on camera. Here, take a look at this. Nations capital [ whispering ] trump sucks. Has reaped the rewards of government. [ whispering ] this guy sucks. Trump sucks big time. While the people have the costs. [ whispering ] come with me if you think trump sucks. Yeah, oh, yeah. Lets go. Hey, trump sucks. Trump sucks. Trump sucks. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy i mean, they could have been more discreet about that. [ cheers and applause ] steve that was the inauguration, too, youd think. Jimmy just in time for summer, cocacola announced it is putting first and last names on their bottles for their share a coke campaign. [ light laughter ] because nothing says sharing like writing your full name on something. [ applause ] its like, this is ron johnson. But ill share, i guess. And finally, speaking of new beverages, starbucks Just Launched a new unicorn frappuccino. [ cheers ] unicorn frappuccino, its made with pink powder, mango syrup, and a sour blue drizzle. Look at this thing. Yeah. I guess now you wont need a a Snapchat Filter to throw up a a rainbow. [ laughter ] there you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, maybelline. Hey, guys. Welcome to the show. We have a fun one tonight. Before we start, i wanted to show this thing. I saw something cool this morning. Theres this Elementary School in washington, d. C. Called fields road elementary, okay . And they were having a a readathon fundraiser to help raise money for their school. But they had a very interesting way to get people to donate. They promised that if they reached their goal the principal and vice principal would faceoff in a a tonight showinspired game of egg russian roulette. [ light laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy so these principals had to crack eggs over their heads in front of the whole school with all the kids watching. And we got a hold of the clip. Take a look at this. Here we go [ cheers ] all right its miss riccas turn jimmy yeah. You can do it, miss ricca [ cheers ] [ laughter ] there she goes [ cheers ] jimmy there we go. Thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] thats fun for the kids, right . Steve awe. Jimmy its good to see their principal to do that. How fun was that . Well, get this. They raised 13,000. [ cheers and applause ] also, the readathon to get kids reading, thats a great thing. Well, we actually have a a surprise for those guys. Our friends over at ready whip, you know, their mission is all about sharing joy, they are going to match the 13,000 donation to your school. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on raising 26,000 for your readathon steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i thought that was so cool. Honored, honored. Guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. She stars in the new movie, how to be a latin lover. The lovely salma hayek is on the show tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to catch up with salma, and then we are going head to head in a fun new game called the ramen challenge. Steve ooh jimmy yeah. Plus here to talk about his new comedy tour, one of the funniest dudes out there, Mike Birbiglia is joining us. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes got a special on netflix. Hes got the movie, dont think twice, which i know you love. You love dont think questlove i love that film. Jimmy oh, yeah. I loved it, too. Hes just hes just a great guy. And we have great, great music from clean bandit and zara larsson, you guys. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a fun show. You guys, todays friday, right . Steve yeah. Jimmy and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was just run [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind. I thought if you guys wouldnt mind, could i write out my weekly thank you notes right now . Is that cool with you . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best, best in the biz. Here we go. James, can i get some thank you notewriting music, please . Always in a great always in a great mood. [ light laughter ] steve mr. Woodchipper. Jimmy little chipper is what i call him. Hes always in a chipper mood. Steve yeah, i keep a a picture of him in my wallet so if im sad. Jimmy hes the first person i invite when i have a party. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. Steve i got to get james on there . Jimmy yeah, i invited him by saying, can you just can you just lurk behind my guests and stair at people . Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] you got to say, the party doesnt begin until james shows up. Jimmy hes fantastic. Hes great. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, easter bunny at the White House Easter Egg Roll for looking like you just found out who was elected president. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . What . I cant believe it. Jimmy thank you, white house easter bunny [ light laughter ] for betting me know what would happen if the white rabbit hooked up with mimi from the drew carey show. [ laughter and applause ] insane way too look at it. Steve beautiful. Jimmy you can look at it either way. Steve yeah. He gets two notes. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, getting a a tax refund, for somehow making money that was already mine feel like a prize i won. You go, wait. [ laughter and applause ] thats my money. I dont understand that. Steve yeah. Oh, i see. Jimmy i got 100 back steve yeah, whoo. Jimmy of my own money. Yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, starbucks new unicorn frappuccino, for looking like my little pony fell in a blender. Oh, well thats [ laughter and applause ] they got a name for it. Steve thats what i would call it. Jimmy unicorn, a better name. Jimmy thank you, business cards, for being a fancy way of saying, heres a rectangle with my name on it. Want to throw it out . [ laughter and applause ] dont mind if i do. [ light laughter ] thank you, Nature Valley granola bars. The taste is well worth finding crumbs on my keyboard for the next year. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, nice thats a double one. Jimmy its worth it, right . Steve that was totally worth it. [ light laughter ] that crumbs for the next year was worth that joke. Totally. That was totally worth it. Jimmy it so worth it, man. Steve so worth it. Jimmy you should have heard the audience. Steve yeah. Jimmy you should have been there. I remember it. It was april 21st, 2017. Steve oh, i remember it. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy thats when i did the crumb joke. Steve oh, the crumb joke. They call it yeah. Jimmy everyone always asks me to tell the story. It is a famous story. [ light laughter ] so did the joke. Yeah, yeah, the granola bars [ mumbling ] crumbs on your keyboard. Steve right. Jimmy everyone laughed. They thought it was cool. Steve right. Jimmy then steve the topper . Wait, theres more after that great joke . Jimmy yeah, out of nowhere he pull im talking about myself in the third person. Steve yeah, yeah. You always do that. [ light laughter ] jimmy he flips it upside down. Steve right . Jimmy three crumbs fall out of it. Steve what [ light laughter ] thats nuts jimmy if you dont have an hdtv steve youd see this stuff. Jimmy anyway steve back to the crumbs. Jimmy i did the crumb joke, and i remember everyone in the audience giving me a standing ovation. Steve really . Jimmy and thats [ cheers and applause ] steve mr. Crumb himself, james thomas fallon. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, no oh, no take that off look down below oh, my gosh oh oh jimmy its a great thing. It was a great, memorable day, april 21st, 2017. Steve that was nearly 100 years ago. [ light laughter ] jimmy do you remember how goofy we looked back then . Steve oh, my god. I was so young. Jimmy oh, my god. [ light laughter ] steve i hope you have one more. Jimmy would anyone like a a crumb . Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you cant even barely see it, and im holding it. Thats a crumb. [ light laughter ] would you like one . She was like, this is good. [ cheers and applause ] you put this in the museum of [ cheers and applause ] no, you cant eat it. Do you want to eat it . All right, and here we go. Steve oh, no. Thats the 4 20 guy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, tony. I have no idea what it was, yeah. Pencil eraser . Here it is, man. Forever hell have steve yeah. Jimmy has the only proof steve its gonna become his step. Jimmy that we did that day. Steve like stardust. Jimmy i just i just found another crumb. Steve oh, my gosh. [ cheers ] jimmy no, no. Im good, man. Thank you, united, for saying nobody will be fired over last weeks dragging incident. Their punishment will be much worse, flying coach on united. And there you go. Thats steve heyoh jimmy there you go, everybody. Thanks those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with salma hayek, everybody [ cheers and applause ] well this smells like sunscreen and frustration. I had to get my coffee, jane lynch well what can we do to fix this . Wake up earlier . Awe, thats cute. No. Next time use masterpass. Add value. Order your coffee ahead. Speed past the line. Open the pool on time. Winning the morning. Priceless dont just buy it. Masterpass it. First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. Always comfortable in your own skin. We see what makes you unique. 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Im in a hot air balloon, and thats our neighbor. [ laughter ] jimmy you currently now live in a hot air balloon. For this moment, yeah. Jimmy where was this and how did they serve you breakfast . I will tell you, because i wanted to take a special trip with my daughter. Just mommy and daughter. And i took her to morocco. Jimmy how cool are you . Which i love. And id never been in a hot air balloon, and so we had breakfast in the little basket in the hot air balloon. Jimmy but how did you do it . Did you set it up . I will explain. [ laughter ] it was very impressive. First of all, you see we have all this space on this side. Theres like four people like this, you know. Jimmy oh, yeah. The like operating and taking out the breakfast and all this. And but you have to block them so you can have this very special moment with your daughter. [ laughter ] jimmy its a tiny hot air balloon. How are you like just ignore this for a second . Like, i love you. Happy birthday. And yes, and it was wonderful. The only thing that was really concerned about is what happens if you want to go to the bathroom . [ laughter ] all of you that have kids, you know, they always pick the right time. Jimmy were in a hot air balloon, yeah. Just when we were landing, there some goats and i was really worried that we didnt hit the goats. And we almost did, but we didnt kill any goats. [ laughter ] and then we went down and petted . Petted . You say, petted . Jimmy you pet. Petted . Jimmy pet. Okay, past tense is not petted . [ laughter ] no, pet. Jimmy pet, yeah. You can pet it though, if you want to. [ laughter ] we pet the goats, and we were very stinky when we came back. Jimmy at least you didnt kill them, thats the best part. [ laughter ] but this is the cutest thing ever. Whats her name again . Valentina. Jimmy valentina gosh, shes gorgeous. Because of valentines day. Jimmy oh, my god, shes gorgeous. Now, your husband, how is he doing . Hes great. Jimmy hes french. Oui. Oui, oui, oui, francais. Jimmy so what language do you guys speak when youre around the house . Do you speak french or english, or we have decided that english is like switzerland. Its the neutral territory. Jimmy yes, of course. So i dont have all the control, he doesnt have all the control. So we speak in english with very bad accents both of us. [ laughter ] i dont know how my daughter between us with no accent. Because in the house its a a disaster. [ laughter ] jimmy is he trying to is he learning english from you . Let me tell you [ laughter ] the other day like a year ago, he said, we tease him about his accent, valentina especially. And he said, you know what, guys . Im going to get a dialect coach. Im going to get rid of the accent before you, whove been living in the states for like 67 years. Referring to me. [ laughter ] but he never mentioned it again, so i thought he didnt do it. Right . A couple of days ago, i am texting something and i see his phone and theres this message. Hi. This is elena. [ light laughter ] and if you want to improve your english, you have to practice. Do you want to practice now . [ laughter ] im mexican, you know . This is not going to go well. Jimmy yes. Dont mess i was so up i was so furious. And i said, well, obviously shes desperate, you know. So hes not calling her. [ laughter ] should i Say Something . I said im not going to say anything. I trust him. Im not going to say anything. Four hours later were eating, im cool and everything. Im acting, hi, baby, everythings okay. Im eating, and i go, who the hell is elena . [ laughter ] who the hell is elena . And hes like, i dont know, must be one of your cousins elena. I go, i dont know any elena jimmy oh, really, you dont know elena . And i go, you tell that elana, that i speak english you can practice english with me because she sends you a a message. And he goes, you mean elsa . Elsa, elena, whatever and he starts laughing. Its an app. [ laughter and applause ] [ sad trombone ] like siri. Her name is elsa. But dont get it because his french is still very strong. His accent. So elsa doesnt work. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, yeah dont ever forget that, elsa if youre listening. No, maybe she works. She doesnt this time. Jimmy maybe she does, we dont know. But elena definitely doesnt. Elana jimmy youre out. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about how to be a latin lover. I mean, come on. You know how to be, come on. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, right. Im far from it. But man, oh, man, its a good comedy, super funny. What is his name again, the star . Eugenio derbez, i know his name is very hard. Jimmy hes been on the show. And, gosh he was so funny. Was he in the instructions not included. Jimmy not included. He was fantastic in that yes, hes so good. Jimmy and gosh, hes a a funny, funny comedian. Hes huge in latin america and im so happy to be part of this movie that finally the american audience are going to, you know, really discover who he is because hes hilarious. Jimmy hes brilliant. And lovely. Jimmy yeah. Explain the plot of this, basically. Basically he is hes my brother and hes a very lazy guy who never wanted to work and just wanted to be rich. And so he decided to go after women of advanced age with a a lot of money when he was young, and he caught one and he was with her for about 20 years. And in his time he got you know, he relaxed. [ laughter ] he doesnt look so hot anymore. Jimmy he got relaxed and she dumps him. Jimmy and then he has to start dating and he has to grow up. Jimmy yeah. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres salma hayek in, how to be a latin lover. Take a look at this. I just dont know what to do. I cant get a job because i dont have any experience and i cant get experience if i dont get a job. [ car horn ] hey, mom im here 5 00, i remembered. You have nothing to complain about. I thought youd be happy, i got a job. Turning my car into a a strippermobile is not a job. Whats a stripper . Its only 9 days. No its not. You get this trash off my car today today [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just his face, makes me laugh. Hes really good. Hes really funny. Jimmy this movie will make you laugh. You do something in the movie, you do a nice salsa dance. And you Say Something in the movie that basically you can turn any sad song into a salsa. You know, i do that in real life. I told him, lets put this in the movie because were very good friends and we were working out the relationship. We should put this in the movie that i do in real life, that when im sad, i take a sad song and i turn it into a salsa. Like the beatles say, take a a sad song and make it better. I do it into a salsa. [ laughter ] and it puts you in a good mood. I swear, you should try it. Jimmy well i was going over some sad songs backstage [ laughter ] just in case, just in case you wanted to try one. Maybe with the roots and try to this is one of the saddest songs. I dont even know if you know all