And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 709 newfoundland steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness i love you, hey hot crowd hot friday night crowd, right here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here in new york city. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause ] this is it oh, im so happy. Thank you for being here. Welcome. And heres what everybodys talking about. It was announced that donald trump jr. And Jared Kushner will testify next week about their secret meeting with the russians. [ audience oohs ] they only had one request, that the panel be the same people from o. J. s parole board. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, after being granted parole yesterday, i saw that the juice is lose was trending on twitter. [ light laughter ] when told he was trending on twitter, o. J. Said, i was whatting on what now . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] what is, what . I have no clue. This is very interesting, a new pole finds voters are split on whether theyd vote for trump or Mark Zuckerberg in 2020 . [ light laughter ] i guess voters cant decide if they want a president who spends all his time on facebook or twitter. Steve yeah. [ applause ] jimmy i just saw that usa today just did a feature on what different president s did for exercise. Yeah. For instance, george w. Bush liked to go for a jog. Obama liked to play basketball with his friends. And trump likes to go to yoga classes and watch. Steve oh, really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, isnt that nice . Steve downward dog. Jimmy actually a bunch of doctors a bunch of doctors told usa today that trump is showing symptoms of sleep derivation. And some experts are even using trump as an example to raise awareness about the importance of sleep. Take a look at this. The American Medical Association would like to remind everyone that sleep is important. A lack of sleep can cause unusual symptoms such as restless arm syndrome. Unintelligible speech. Ah, ah, ah bing, bing, bing hello and acting out your boyhood dreams. [ laughter ] [ horn honking ] sleep tight, america. Jimmy isnt that nice . [ cheers and applause ] steve give me that hand. Jimmy thats fantastic, yeah. This is a nice story. You guys want to hear a nice story . Audience yeah jimmy this is nice. I read about a 91yearold Airline Mechanic who still works on planes at jfk airport. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] passengers said, its a great story as long as he didnt work on their plane. [ applause ] stay away. Ill fix the engine okay, all right. [ light laughter ] just get him out of here. Listen to this, you guys. I read that some batterypowered fidget spinners are exploding and catching fire. [ laughter ] on the plus side, they definitely cut down on fidgeting. Because, then now theyre just [ applause ] and Mercedes MercedesJust Announced that they are launching a luxury pickup truck. [ light laughter ] mercedes says it will be the most rugged midlife crisis car on the market. Yeah, itll be [ cheers and applause ] steve so good. Jimmy and finally, this made me laugh. It just came out that the wife of the japanese Prime Minister may have pretended not to speak english to avoid talking to trump at the g20 summit [ laughter ] when asked where she learned that trick, she said, melania. There you go, you guys. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, come on. Hot crowd tonight steve hey jimmy thank you, roots thank you, higgins. Happy friday, everybody. Quest, ive been meaning to ask about your drumset, because its always a different kit. Questlove yeah. Jimmy and now this one, i have to know, is a little different. And what who does it and i love it. Who does it . Questlove dee and ricky. Theyre uh jimmy dee and ricky. Questlove designers from brooklyn, yeah. Jimmy oh, i love it. Questlove they make my lego stuff, too. Jimmy oh, well shout out to dee and ricky. I love that stuff. Questlove yeah. Jimmy higgins whos been who makes your podium . Steve my podium . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] Steve Johnson and fuller. Jimmy oh, my god. Steve podium makers since 1897. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, there you go. Guys, we are playing a new lookalikes game where we ask you to send in photos of anything you see that you think resembles something else. And this rounds subject is [ light laughter ] this rounds subject is donald trump. Steve oh jimmy so it can be anything [ audience ohs ] anything you see that you think looks like donald trump. Steve right. Jimmy send it into us. For example, brittany from alstead, New Hampshire sent in a photo of this dog [ laughter and applause ] that looks like this photo of donald trump. I mean, look at that. Steve pass her the picture. Jimmy any anything like that. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy we want to see it. Email the photo of your trump lookalike to lookalikes tonightshow. Com. Its a new bit were doing. Were going to chose our favorites and you might see them on the show. Itll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] awful to hear that story about steve horrible. Jimmy yeah, maybe. Guys, we got a big show tonight. Were always happy when this guy can pay us a visit. Were honored. I love this guy. Every time he comes, he always comes to play and hes always great. And the crowd loves him. I love him. You love him. The roots love him. Yeah, he stars in a new film called, story of a girl. Kevin bacon is here, tonight. Steve yeah come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was going to i thought you were going to give me like a no, like more like fuzz. More fuzz on it, like a yeah, more like a wah, wah more sustain, more sustain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we love it when he comes here. Kevin bacon is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] [ imitates guitar ] jimmy were going to catch up with him. Plus kevin and i are going to do something fun and musical later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve its friday hows your neck . Hows that whiplash . [ light laughter ] jimmy its plus, joining us tonight, shes the host of the hit nbc show, world of dance. Jenna dewantatum is dropping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes so talented and shes gorgeous. And we have standup from one of the greatest standup comedians living right now. I love him that much. I love him so much. Hes been on our show i think 8 times, maybe . Steve if you count jimmy well, two steve theres six times jimmy late night, he was on two steve there should be six. Jimmy six times on the tonight show. Which is a record. We just love him so much. Hes got this great standup special. Its on netflix, which is why ive had the date july 4th here. Its already out. Steve oh, thats not his album . July 4th . Jimmy no, his albums not called july 4th. Steve oh, i thought it was a patriotic album. [ light laughter ] cause its kind of like red, white and blue. Jimmy yeah, no, but this thats not even nate, thats somebody else. [ light laughter ] no, im just kidding. No, that is nate. That is nate. Steve thats john bargatze. Jimmy that is nate, but it already came out july 4th on netflix and its a big hit. And, yeah, hes a big deal. Nate bargatze is here, everyone. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its called, the standups. I just love the guy. Hes really creative and cool and different and i just love him. Hes one of my favorites. Hey, guys, today is friday and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check in my inbox. I return some emails there. Steve sure. Jimmy and of course i send out thank you notes. And i was running a bit behind [ cheers and applause ] so i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers ] thank you very much. James, can i get some thank you note write wow. Steve oh, wow. [ light laughter ] its like his jimmy is that is that a a wax figure . Steve yeah. Jimmy a wax figure. Steve wax on, wax off. Jimmy yeah, man. Wax off . [ light laughter ] wax on, i get it. I know, i mean it. Wax off. Yeah, hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music please . Steve hes got a little smile. Jimmy fantastic. Steve theres that impish grin. Jimmy fantastic. Just the best, hes the best. Steve you touched his heart. Jimmy he does kids parties, everything steve kids parties, everything. Jimmy whatever you need, james will be there for you. [ light laughter ] steve i saw him at jimmy warms the heart. Steve warms the cuckholds of your heart. Jimmy yeah. Warms the cockles the cockles of your heart. Steve sure, sure, that too. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, the bachelorette for being down to the last three men and getting us one step closer to finally knowing who will end up on dancing with the stars. [ light laughter ] i always i always wonder. [ applause ] steve i always wonder. Jimmy oh, its probably that dude. Steve oh, its him. Jimmy howre you doing . My names ted and im an entrepreneur. [ light laughter ] hi, my names joey and im an entrepreneur. [ light laughter ] we put a why is rachel why is she doing this thing . Steve i dont know. I dont jimmy we put rachel in a a house with thirty entrepreneurs. [ laughter ] steve sad, its sad. Jimmy hi, im ted jay and im also an entrepreneur. Thank you, gust of wind when the subway pulls into the station, for managing to be the most refreshing and nauseating experience at once. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey oh, that is rich jimmy thank you, windmills, for being an ancient Energy Technology we use to block golf balls. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, hitchhikers, for looking like you just really approve of everyones cars. [ laughter and applause ] cool ride, man. [ honking ] whats up . [ honking ] oh, cool. [ light laughter ] hey, look, a truck [ honking ] good one, fred. Oh, look a model t ford [ honking ] steve ahooga ahooga mythanks, higgins. [ light laughter ] hey, look an airplane [ imitates airplane ] jimmy no, higgins, not you again steve oh, my bad. [ light laughter ] jimmy just trying to test fred out there with the sound effects. [ light laughter ] youve got to be [ bleep ] kidding me. Jimmy hey, come on [ cheers and applause ] steve hey jimmy thats the time steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy exact exactly. Fred is our fred is our computer. Steve yes. Jimmy that runs all this. Steve well thats siri, who should say shes sorry. Jimmy no, that, no, that was that was that was thats fred. [ light laughter ] steve family. Jimmy fred is like our our space steve its like hal. Jimmy hal, yeah, thats our fred, yeah. Thank you, ty cobb, for being trumps new lawyer. And for letting me know what it would look like if David Crosbys moustache took viagra. Well, very interesting. Steve whoa [ applause ] jimmy thank you, pull strings on blinds. When i want the blinds to open or close, im always going to pull the wrong one. So thank you very much. [ laughter and applause ] were down to our last thank you note. Steve oh. Thank you, jimmy jimmy hey, thank you, sir. [ light laughter ] see, thats the type of love that we need. Steve thats the type of love you need. Jimmy where you sitting, buddy . Where are you . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. Woo thank you, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, empty ice cube tray. Or as i like to call you, the next guys problem. There you guys have it those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] no, please, please, oh shrieks in terror heavy breathing and snorting no, no. The running of the bulldogs . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money aleia saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. To tinto a flamecker youll need a spark. New emergenc energy to focus your mind. 7 b vitamins plus vitamin c to fortify you. Spark the energy within you every day. Emergenc energy . Emerge and see. Allthat was amazing. E sitting. The ceiling is all spider webs. We missed grandpas 99th birthday. Im actively trying to stand up right now. And his funeral. Oh i have a beard. Oh a chip. laughter Binge Watching isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Thanks captain obvious. How long have you been here . Unlock instant savings now and earn free nights to use later. Hotels. Com. [ cheers and applause ] the early 1960s marked the peak of the American Folk Music revival. One of the biggest groups to emerge during that time was peter, paul and mary. In 1963, they recorded a cover of the bob dylan song, blowing in the wind. A song that would ultimately win the trio two Grammy Awards and be forever cemented as one the greatest songs of all time. But america never heard its first draft until now. M [ cheers and applause ] how many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man how many roads must a minivan have before its a regular van how much sand must a beach have before you say hey thats way too much sand the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind [ cheers and applause ] how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood how blurry must a gorilla photo be to be confused with bigfoot how could you clap without hurting yourself if you were captain hook the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind what is your favorite u2 album my favortie is joshua tree what is your second favorite u2 album i think mine is achtung baby what is your third favorite u2 album it is war please please stop asking me the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind if train a leave the station at 10 00 a. M. And an hour later so does train b train a is traveling 60 Miles Per Hour train b is traveling at 18 then what is the time at which train a is passed by train b the answer my friend is 2 00 p. M. The answer is 2 00 p. M. [ cheers and applause ] whoa youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Whoa, whoa youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get your dorm room ready and take an extra 15 off. Twin xl bedding sets are only 42. 49 desk lamps are just 21. 24 and a keurig mini is 67. 99. Game on. Kohls. Degree ultracleardorant black white. S of clothes. No yellow stains on white clothes. No white marks on black clothes. Degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Our first guest is a golden globe winning actor starring in the new film story of a girl which premieres this sunday at 8 00 p. M. On lifetime. Please welcome the very talented kevin bacon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kevin bacon thank you for coming back to the show. You know we love having you. I love doing it. Jimmy youre a stud. I just love you. Thank you for doing first draft of rock every time. Thats got to be maybe the sixth or fifth one weve done, right . I think its five. But im losing count, yeah. Were going to have to start having like a best of album like a greatest hits album you know. Jimmy dude i would love to tour. That would be great. Oh, like a tour. Jimmy yeah. And now we got your beautiful wife Kyra Sedgwick in on the act. [ cheers and applause ] yeah its so fun and you know, she really took it very serious. One of the great things about doing those things, theres video to look at, and shes like, yeah, but on this one she leans in and then her hands do this. Jimmy i love that. Yeah shes really into it. Jimmy well, you know how specific we get with these like things. I know theyre like silly little bits, but we get down to wearing the wristwatch and man, oh, man. Who knew your wife had such a a great voice. She can sing man. She was actually when we first put the Bacon Brothers together, she sat in with us for like a couple of shows. And then, like some guy ran on stage wearing a coffee filter on his head at some show, and she got flipped out, and she quit the band. [ light laughter ] jimmy she quit the band. Yeah, shes the first person to quit the Bacon Brothers band. Shes kind of like our pete best or [ laughter ] jimmy she left the band yeah, absoutley. We always talk about food when you come on because, well, your last name is bacon. And [ light laughter ] ns we talk about one of your favorite bacon dishes are, and you said at one point, blt. Yeah, blt is a comfort food. Jimmy yeah, everyone loves a blt. Thats my favorite sandwich. [ cheers and applause ] thats because of you. But then last time you said you invented a new sandwich. You added avocado. Right. Jimmy and you called it a a blat. Right. Jimmy and you go i go thats is that sounds like and ive had it. And its the best sandwich. Now youve invented something new. What is this . This is the blast. [ light laughter ] this is bacon, lettuce, avocado, smoked salmon and tomato. [ cheers ] jimmy this is what people want to see [ cheers and applause ] this is what they want yeah, but im also [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i know. Theyre amazing. But im also working on something called a bloat. Which is bacon, lettuce, avocados, olives and tomato. And then theres also a blast off. Blaken lettuce, avocado, smoked salmon, tomato, olives and fresh fries. [ cheers and applause ] this is called way too much time on my hands. Jimmy where is my buddy that hugged me earlier . You want to come down and try a a little bit of this sandwich . [ cheers and applause ] my old buddy. I dont know him. Dont know him . No he just said thank you and then just yelled it out. I thought maybe he could try. Come on over. He looks like a hungry dude. Jimmy hes a good dude. How are you doing . Good to see you again, buddy. Thanks this is kevin bacon. Yeah. Jimmy here you can sit down. Take a seat over there. [ cheers and applause ] giving up the hugs. Yeah. Jimmy you like smoked salmon . I like smoked salmon. Jimmy whats your name . Brandon. Jimmy brandon, very good. Where are you from brandon . York, pennsylvania. Im living in jersey right now, though. Jimmy hey thats cool, jerseys great. Give it a shot. Your first blat. Yeah. [ light laughter ] Jimmy Brandon, didnt seem like a real good bite. It felt like, honestly, we didnt do anything. I ate dinner. But like, this is actually pretty good. Jimmy you already ate dinner but it still tastes pretty good. Yeah. I dont think he likes it. Jimmy i dont think he likes it. [ laughter ] let me try, let me try. I dont l