Why does he get a seat . He doesnt do anything. Hes waiting for tea service for the butler or something. Reege, reege, look a new kind of phone. Remember . Always made fun of our other phone . Now i can use my new presson nails and dial without a rotary. Wow. Thats something. Its going to take me a long time to get used to all of this new stuff. Come on, reege how do i do it . Day after day . How was your weekend, reege . Not good. Not good. No. Its no. Joy and i were in atlantic city. Yeah . Theres a lot going on. And its a convoluted story. You really dont want to hear it. I dont want to get into it in too much detail. Guess what i watched last night . What, reege . Me and joy, in bed. Uhhuh. We recorded this new show. A drama. Yeah . Shot right here on the streets of new york. I got to tell ya, it didnt do it for me. Reege, thats too bad. Reege, whats was it called . I dont know. Something like, legal order or law and something get this. Very beginning of the sound effect they play this scary sound effect. It goes dadada. I brought it in too share it with you, because you know how i feel about it. Okay. Reege gelman, can you actually pretend you actually work around here . Come here do something with this tape. Get over here. Send it to the control room and see if they can play the sound and, please, please, gelman, be careful with it i keep lending these tapes out to everybody and nobody ever gives it back to me. You got something to say . Im right on top of it, reege. Dont you worry. No. I wont worry. Never going to see that tape again. Never going to see it again. Im not the screwup you think i am, reege. Oh, gelman, thank you. But, reege, reege yes, yes, yes i had a great night, too. Youre not going to believe this. I got the newest version of my album. Its a shipment called sentimental. Im so excited. Can i show you . Look, look, everyone, look oh, my gosh. Will you look at this . Wait, reege reege you want to hear some of it . No, i dont. Lets just live here for a moment to. It had to be you it had to be you my head hurts. And finally found you know, reege, it was like christmas in my house after that delivery. My handsome little codywody and my precious little cassidy. They were dancing around the house and saying, please, mama, please, ma ma, play more. I feel so sorry for those kids. Sounds so thrilly. You know i hate to talk about my kids, but since you asked. I didnt ask. Did i tell you that cassidy did a poohpooh all by herself . No questions of the poohpooh. Wait. In my fanny pack. Ive got them right here. Look, look oh. Well, do i have some pictures to show you, too. Look, reege . I dont care. Okay . Im bored already. You know what will help me wake up . That horrible sound from legal something. I will never be able to get it out of my head reege, reege, its law order. Is it cued up yet gelman . Announcer in the criminal Justice System the people are represented by two separate but equal groups. Wheres the dada . Im jumping out of my shorts. Must be a problem in the control room. S ready for the listening. Are you ready to wear it i mean, to hear it or something never mind, gelman. Forget about it its never going to make it another season, anyhow. That show. How about we go through the papers. All right . Thats what i do. Look, business section. What, reege . What is it . Some show some Company Called stop touching me microsoft. Plans to rescue their nemesis apple. Thats a fruit. Not a company, and theyre on the brink of bankruptcy with 150 million investment. I dont know, reege. Sounds like a waste of money to me. I dont see how a company like that will ever be able to recoup. What sells in the papers, rooep . Talk about a company doomed to fail. What about this one . Wants to create a magic blue pill that helps men to ah i cant say that. Reege, you mean viagra. Stop it. Dont say the word. Reege, you dont ever have to worry about that. Youre so strong and sexy. You got that right. I got the strength of ten men [ laughter ] oh, speaking of strength, you know what, reege . What . You know whats still going strong . The macarena. Still Holding Number one. Are we ready . Come on, reege. Do it with me. Come on, come on. Oh, come on. Everybody do it. Come on. Ready, reege . [ playing macarena ] come on, gelman. Do something come on, rooep. Gelman come on, reege. Come on say macarena reege, not like that. I hate it. Who cares . Gelman, if i go to another wedding where they play that song, im going to hurt something. Im going to make sure its cued up at my wedding reege. Can we sit back and relax now a little bit . Im exhausted. Sit down. You can sit down big kath. I mean reege. Im just one man. How do i do it . What . Reege, youre spitting. You spit when you talk, reege. I am not shpitting he is. She says that, theres nothing coming out. Right . Do you see anything coming out . Youre crazy, gelman. Write this down. Write this down. This was explaining about my cold hands yesterday and today shes said im spitting. Im sick of it. Reege, i still love you. Of course. Everybody loves regis. [ law order theme song ] that stupid sound goes off. What is it . What is it . This is your line, gelman. Oh, im sorry. It was my pager. I just got it. Isnt it cute . I love it. [ sound of champaign bottle popping ] reege, its okay. It wont go off again. Oh, its okay. Wait. You know what its time for, everybody . Tell them to freeze over. Its time were going to do an audience giveaway. Pick a number between 1 and 4,227. What number, rooep . Im going to pick the number three. Why. Number of my favorite player from note to me i love that. Ill play ball with him anytime. Congrats to our audience member. You win a copy of my workout tape. Its calmed feel fit and fabulous. Oh, here we go. Congratulations to the winner. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Whew ah this is so fun. Oh, that was fun. Glad somebodys having fun. How was that . Having fun, right . Can we come here. Regis philbin, everybody. Come on up. The man nice job. The legend. How was it . Playing gelman. We are so confused up here. Honestly. I called her kath. Gelman doing to do the whos this . Who is this . Look at your workout tape. We actually have it. Checking out the future. Who wants the kathie lee tape . Never mind. Holy cow look at that. Regis, stick around. All right . We got a lot coming up. Smashmouth is going to play for us s. That right . Yeah. Theyre going to youre going to love that. And before we go to break, it was double vision when regis met regis. Take a look. Happy happy halloween. Hes out of control so is she no. I am. No. Were out of control and were happy about it. Believe it or not. We just want everyone to be happy. Dont we . Absolutely. You should be happy, too. Sure, you could buy this. 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One two, three, drink, one, two, three, drink throw them back to lawless count im going to swing from the chandelier from the chandelier she is so good. So good. Reege, show em, kathie lee. How does the carnival thing go . If you could see me now im on the fun ship cruise drinking nasty food and eating what we choose Something Like that. If your bangs were longer you could sport it. Doesnt see when she sings. Kelly clarkson said like being in your own little world, a little disarming at first. Please, move on to something we find interesting. Thats a complement. Katy perry wowed everyone. Donned prosthetics and went as hillary clinton. You talked about earlier. Had a friend with her, bill clinton and security detail. Orlando bloom. He was there. Thats not orlando. Another friend. Orlando went in a different direction. But the very next night we dont judge. No. Not a day goes by. We dont judge. Go any direction they want. Right, gelman . Me. 2345 thats me. Yes, right. 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