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Like right here . All right. Youve got to stand up for that. Im giving that a standing ovation. Thats the first time i have ever seen an impression of a nose job. People do sammy davis jr. , sinatra sinatra, elvis. She did a nose job. What kind of music do you like to listen to . Im getting into classic rock. I used to rap i cant keep up with. I used to listen to it early on when rappers spoke english, you know. Now rappers have their own language. I dont know what theyre talk being about, but i think we ought to make suszuse of the military and use them as code talkers. I dont think another country could interpret it. This rapper has to send it to another rapper but in hiphop. Yo yo, yo what up im gonna let you know what happen rout her rout her. The general has made an erder, yo snap quick holler back think about the enemy trying to decode that. Theyre listening, what is this bull crap . I heard them say allah is back. Whats been going on . You been dining out quite a bit . 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Ditch the misery. Lets end this. All right, welcome back to comics unleashed. Weve got to be careful with cell phones now. I dont know if you know that. Because brain tumors are up, did you know that . Theyre up because of the increased use of cell phones. But crime is down. Is that right . And also the talking and driving is dangerous. You hear everybody talking and driving. But, look, the easy solution is just make everybodys license plate number their cell phone number, then when you get behind the idiot who wont go on a green light, hey, ive got your number. You know what im talking about. I have no patience in l. A. For the people who drive two miles an hour and when youre behind them and you cant get around and youre stuck reading their bumper stickers for half an hour. It drives me nut. Like, what would jesus do . Jesus would gun it, lard ass [text message alert] [crashing] welcome to good circulation, a program where we talk about the health of the circulatory and cardiovascular systems. In the voices of real patients from the clinic heartvein nyc, we will learn their stories, how they found the right treatment to get rid of leg pain and other symptoms caused by venous insufficiency and heart problems. Venous insufficiency and other problems of the circulatory system dont discriminate. Just ask kelby bailey, who is only 20 years old and had been suffering a great deal because of problems with his legs. My legs were very achy. They were very tired. And when i would try to exercise, they would swell up and they would hurt. And at night, i would have to move my legs, because kelby was extremely overweight, he thought that was the cause of his problems. I thought that if i lost weight that my legs wouldnt be so tired. But it helped a little bit, but the pain was still there every time i tried to exercise in the gym. Kelby has been suffering from his legs probably around three years, you know. He was very overweight, you know. He almost reached 280 pounds. You know, he was very frustrated, like, with no energy, always complaining about his legs. And you know, he started a diet, you know, trying to get rid of the pain and the suffering from his legs. But even after losing a lot of weight, the pain didnt go away. He lost a total of like 60 pounds, but thats when it got worse. His legs it was gigantic, you know . It was like i dont know how to describe it. It was very ugly. And every time he touch it or do some exercise, the back of the leg swells very, very big. I was very nervous, you know, very concerned. You know, im a very caring father. One day, kelbys father, who is a very wellknown deejay called hugh b. El psycho, met dr. Kim at the Radio Station and learned about the various diseases of the circulatory system, including the veins. The way to describe venous insufficiency is you think of your veins you have arteries and veins. Veins bring blood to your heart, arteries take blood away from your heart. So, when the valves break, instead of the blood going up, it stays down, and that can cause a bunch of symptoms, such as what we say protruding veins, varicose veins. Other people can say they have tired legs. But more commonly, theyre associated with varicose veins. Mr. Bailey complained of bilateral leg pain. He thought that the pain was coming from obesity, but after losing substantial weight, his leg pains persisted. The diagnosis of venous insufficiency was made after a venous sonogram. A venous ablation treatment was performed, and mr. Bailey feels his legs to be much lighter and can exercise with no leg pain. Dr. Kim prescribed two treatments, one on each leg, to completely get rid of the problem. Oh, the procedure was very quick, it was easy. And the Recovery Time was really quick. It was less than a day, i was back to normal. I was able to walk out after, but after i got home, i just laid down. The change was automatically. Since the first procedure in his first leg, you know, after i saw him, i saw this smile, you know . So i was like, wow, you know, something happened. And he told me, dad, you know, i feel my leg very light, like if im walking on air. Right away, i felt my leg so light, and it felt good. I dont know how to explain it. The complication rate is very small because we do this on the ultrasound. The reason we do it on the ultrasound, we dont want to be into the deep system, because your deep system is very important, and we dont want to cause a blood clot. Usually, patients walk in, they walk out. Some people experience minor burning. It was very quick. I thought it was gonna take all day. Then i was out of here the same day. Yeah, same day i think it was very quick it was enlarged from, like, months and years of insufficiency of that. Before the procedure, i was kind of scared because i didnt know, you know, the outcome, but. I think its great. You know, i think its great. If you have problems in your legs, if you have those ugly veins, you know, you got pain in your legs, you really got to come here. These people know what theyre doing. Theyre very knowledgeable. Its party time. Its friday. Whoo i would recommend it for anybody because it really works, and you notice the results right away. And it really does change your life. Walking is such a simple pleasure. Walking is essential in life until one day, you cant do it. My legs were very achy. They were very tired. Aching pains in my joints and legs. Let heartvein nyc help you recover the simple pleasure of walking again. And you notice the results right away. And it really does change your life. Three, four, five hours a day, and i dont feel the pain. And the great thing is, like, i can wear cute shoes. When stephanie acierno was suffering from leg pain, she used to tell her friends that she wished she could get new bionic legs. I was suffering from heavy legs and aching pains in my joints and legs. And my feet were swelling up, and my ankles were swelling. So, at the end of the day, if i went out walking, i had to come home and lay down and put my legs high above my heart so that the blood would drain back down my legs. And that would start to relieve the pain and the swelling, but it would never go away. Although the symptoms got worse, stephanie went untreated for several years. In like 2005 or 2006, at two different places, i got diagnosed with venous insufficiency in both legs. And both places, ironically two different hospitals or clinic affiliations the doctors both said you cannot have any procedures. cause i knew of the venous ablation procedure, and i said, can i have that done . My friend who was pregnant and got varicose veins had that done, and i asked if i could have that done, and they said, no, youre not a candidate for that. Yours are too deep. The remedies offered to her didnt help, especially when she had to stand all day long at work. Well, they prescribed Compression Stockings, which i have on now. And they have different amounts of compression. So, they compress the blood or they compress your skin it helped a little but never long enough. And i was working, at the time, in a retail setting in manhattan. So, it was a long commute to manhattan, eight hours on my feet, and then a commute back home. And i was dead. It was killing me. And it was very, very painful every night. The pain got so bad, she had to quit her job. She also stopped going out and couldnt have a normal life. Its very depressing, and i basically became reclusive, because i love people and i love to go out and i love to see my friends. And i love walking, and, in fact, in 2007 and 2008, i had lost 55 pounds out walking through the pain. But then it just became so, so hard to even walk. Then its a vicious cycle, because now i stayed in more, and i gained more weight back. So you start managing your tasks in the day. Well, i can do one thing per day. I can go to the corner and get the pharmacy or the groceries and come home, and then i have to get off my feet. And it would be constantly walking somewhere and then come home and have to put the feet up. It was a cardiologyrelated problem that brought her to heartvein nyc to consult with dr. Kim. In 2010, when i came to dr. Kim for heart checkups, because hes a cardiologist, he i say its the day i won the lottery, because he not only checked out my heart, and he found an abnormality with my left ventricle, but he went down to my legs, and he found the refluxes in my legs, which is the blood thats flowing back down and building up in your ankles. Stephanie complained of pain in the legs bilaterally due to venous insufficiency. I didnt expect him to find anything wrong. So, when he found the left ventricle abnormality, i was pretty upset. And, basically, it relates back to obesity. So, here we go back to my legs. But then, when he said, well, lets do doppler on your legs, and i said, well, ive had venous insufficiency diagnosed twice by two different doctors, and they said i cant have the procedures, and he says, nonsense. After performing a venous ultrasound, i came to the conclusion that she would be a good candidate for endovenous laser ablation. I had two procedures, and they were both different. The left leg, we did first in june. They dont put you under with anaesthesia, but they do lidocaine shots, i guess something topical. And so i felt nothing in fact, the entire time, i was waiting for him to give me the shot to numb my leg. And then i just felt like someone was scratching my leg up and down, and he was actually doing the procedure, and i had no idea this was happening. And i kept saying, well, when is the pain gonna come . When is the pain gonna come . So, there was really no pain. Before they performed venous ablation on her right leg, she thought her right foot was fractured. My right foot was feeling like it was broken, ani swear to you that im not exaggerating in any way. My right foot felt like it was broken. And i was telling some friends on facebook, and one of thems an r. N. And she said, you might have a neuropathic fracture. And, so, i told dr. Kim that, and he said, no, i think its this. I think its this. And sure enough, while i was on that table, while he was still working on the right leg, i felt my right foot just release. Like, instead of feeling like heavy anvils, it just felt like a feather. Thats the best analogy i can give you. It just lightened right up. And, so, i could feel him in there, and i felt a few pinches. But i got up from that table, and we got the stocking on, and i took the subway home. Her life has turned around completely, and now shes focused on losing the weight she gained huge difference, because then i say, well, let me go do this, and oh, its nice out. Let me go walk around the neighborhood. Let me go to the library and print something out, or let me go walk around by the playground or go get wet in the fountain and sit and read a book. You know, it just gets me back outside, like more more motivation to go out, because im feeling fine. So, why should i sit down now and watch tv or play a video game or sit and do paperwork . One added bonus is that she can wear regular shoes instead of special shoes with orthotics. The weather has broken the last week or two. Im out three, four, five hours a day, and i dont feel the pain. And the great thing is, like, i can wear cute shoes out. I used to wear orthopedictype shoes and orthotics. And i might pay 500 and have orthotics made. And i couldnt go anywhere without the Compression Stockings and the orthotics and the goofylooking black sneakers and i wore crocs here today. Im wearing the crocs, and i have no pain no pain. And she no longer wishes for bionic legs. In one word, i would say its lifechanging. In a few sentences, i would say, anyone who is suffering from this kind of pain, you dont have to suffer. I used to tell people if they could cut off my legs and give me bionic legs, i would do it. And theyd say, no, you wouldnt. No, you wouldnt. And they didnt understand how serious i was. And now i feel like, well, i dont need bionic legs. I have my legs back. To have the luxury that i can go out walking and look at the beauty thats out there for four or five hours a day, most people would kill for that. I cant look like this anymore. [ laughs ] well, you gave me legs, and i have energy. Now i have to get sexy, get my sexy back. [ both laugh ] so, next time i see you, like, maybe in august, you know, the swimwear season, youll be looking fantastic . Yeah, ill come in in a bikini and a miniskirt. Wow, thats so cool. Yeah. Walking is such a simple pleasure. Walking is essential in life until one day, you cant do it. My legs were very achy. They were very tired. Aching pains in my joints and legs. Let heartvein nyc help you recover the simple pleasure of walking again. And you notice the results right away. And it really does change your life. Three, four, five hours a day, and i dont feel the pain. And the great thing is, like, i can wear cute shoes. For several years now, harvey katz has had Numerous Health problems, including his heart and legs, that limit his walking and daily activities. I have a blood clot that is blocking the amount of blood that comes into my left side of the heart. And theyve already done a bypass on one artery that had a blood clot, also. And i was still having difficulties, no matter what they tried. I was on all kinds of medication. And they sent me into the hospital, and they did an angiogram. And they found out that because of previous surgeries, they cant get into the area where the blood clot