Thing happen here yesterday. It rained on us. Down on us. It was rain. I was driving, there were literally dozens of raindrops on my wind shield. On the actual glass of my car. I had to pull over. It was crazy. And ill tell you something, whenever theres precipitation of any kind here in southern california, our local weather men and women, i will say this much, whenever the sun does not shine, they do. The one thing we h california, rain. And quite a bit of it, especially here in pass dina. Check this out, we actually have a small stream now thats running along the road here on the streets of pasadena. Jimmy good god, why are you just standing . Get out of there [ laughter ] i dont know. Fortunately [ cheers and applause ] the rain did not stick around for another day. Tonight were having a big block [ cheers and applause ] youll have the time of your life. Meanwhile, kanye west, i dont know if you heard, he canceled the remainder of his tour, the saint pablo tour, which was supposed to run through the end of the year. Kanye grounded it after another crazy concert in sacramento over the weekend. 30 minutes into his show he went on a long tirade, then stored offstage and never came back. Why this is news, i dont know. It should only be news if doesnt go on a tirade and storm offstage. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was strange because he only did two songs. But he did treat the audience to a tenminutelong rant complaining about beyonce, jayz, the election, mark zuckerberg, all sorts of other things bouncing around in his head. Everyone in the crowd recorded it and put on it youtube where one of kanyes colleagues watched and weighed in on this. Like that. Sacramento [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Should have had a bunch of [ bleep ] like you in there talking that weird [ bleep ]. Thats just my thought. I smoke weed. What the [ bleep ] is he on . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy if you did have tickets to see kanye, you will maybe he canceled the tour because donald trump is about to make him part of his cabinet. He would definitely do a good job running Donald Trumps twitter account. Did you hear the president elects thumbs were very busy this weekend. You probably heard trump started a twitter feud with a broadway musical. Hes fighting with hamilton. Thats right. The one thing everyone in this country loves, donald trump is fighting with it. On friday night his running mate mike pence went to see hamilton in new york. Afterwards during the curtain call the actor who played aaron burr read a message on behalf of the show. Vice president elect pence, we welcome you and we truly thank you for joining us here at hamilton an american musical. We sir are the diverse america who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us. [ cheers ] or defend us and union hold our inalienable rights, sure. We truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American Values and work on behalf of all of us. All of us. Jimmy all right, so that was friday night. The next morning trump got wind of this and started tweeting. He tweets, our wonderful future Vp Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of hamilton. The cameras blazing. This should not happen. Then again, the theater must always an safe and special place. Rude last night to a very good man, mike pence. Apologize very rude and insulting of hamilton cast member to treat our great future Vp Mike Pence to a theater lecture. Couldnt even medical rise the lines. Then the next morning, again the cast and producers of hamilton which i hear is highly overrated should immediately apologize to mike pence for their terrible behavior. Not since john f. Kennedy had that very public feud with the cast of byebye there been such feeling between broadway and the white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i hope it stops soon, i dont know. Who gets in a fight with a musical . How is it possible that donald trump can get along with putin but not hamilton . [ laughter ] and what makes this even stranger is mike pence didnt seem to mind at all. He said he was not offended by the speech, and in fact, he was working that out. Pence made the rounds on the sunday morning news shows yesterday. And this is what he said on both face of the nation and fox news sunday. I can tell you, i wasnt offended by what was said. I dont know when it was the appropriate venue to say it thats how you memorize lines, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mike pence updated and ready to go. So mike pence wasnt to see a lot more of this dynamic . Trump still wants an apology and the cast of hamilton have agreed to apologize, as soon as trump apologizes to the following parties. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that could be awhile coming. Closely people are paying attention to the details. This afternoon we went out on the street, we asked people what they thought of the news that Alexander Hamilton was harassing mike pence. Of course Alexander Hamilton has been dead for like 200 years. But did that stop people from nodding and knowing . Lets find out in tonights hamilton edition of lie witness news. As you know the big news today, treasury secretary Alexander Hamilton is feuding mike pence after verbally harassing him. Do you think mike pence unless the right . Should alexander apologize . No, i do not think alexander should apologize to mike pence. I dont agree with a lot of the things that mike pence stands for. Donald trump is now saying that Alexander Hamilton wasnt even born in the united states. Do you think he should have to show his birth certificate . He definitely should have to show, yes. And death certificate . Whatever it takes. Sure. Do you think being from the Alexander Hamiltons petition . We go further when we reflect back in our history, i dont, so i dont know. Thats beautiful. Do you think mr. Hamilton, being from the 1700s, has anything to do with his position or does it not really matter . I dont really find that to be relevant to anything that is currently happening in todays, you know, society. Instead of staying dead and buried he should speak out . Yeah, exactly. Are you going to watch the duel live on tv . Theres no doubt i what went through your mind when you saw him in that powdered wig on cnn . Did you think that was offputting . Yes, i cant believe hed do Something Like that. Describe that. Just one of those things that was so childish and that. Hard to describe. Almost like it didnt even happen . Yes. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we didnt even send anyone back to Trump University to get our heads straight. Black friday is on friday. I think, you know i would love to see these stores combine thanksgiving and black friday into a single celebration where you go to the mall and you beat a stranger over the head with a turkey leg. But thanksgiving, of course, is a time where we travel long distances so that our families can annoy us with all sorts of passive aggressive questions. It can be a terrible, intrusive time. To head that off we went around our office, we gave our staffers a chance to answer the questions thxp from their families so we can get this out of the way before they get home and sit down to eat. No, mom, phones not broken. Ill definitely call more often. Yeah, every day. Yes, i am going to eat all that. Yes, this is how much i usually drink. Youre making it worse. Yes, im still single. No im not a lesbian. No, i didnt end up sticking no, dad, i dont need any money. Actually, some money would be nice, so. Yes, i honestly think she was more qualified to be president of the united states. No, im not yes. Yes, i am a little drunk. No, mom, still not pregnant. Really hope not. Yes, grandpa, there are a lot of jew in the entertainment industry. Including my girlfd. Sorry, mom, youre not getting a granddaughter. Everyone pick up your phone, you go to settings. And then wifi. And then select a network. Yes, im dating someone. No, you cant meet him. Ever. Oh, yeah, if we were really bummed you couldnt make it to our wedding too. September me to give him, sorry. Si, it does keep me warm. No, i cant get you tickets to metallica or coldplay. Im not the [ bleep ] ticket master. Yes, as jimmys assistant im also his best friend. And no we cannot facetime him right now. Jimmy nice . Yeah, hes [ bleep ] nice. Is jimmy always funny . Yeah, hes always [ bleep ] funny. No, i cant give you tickets to ellen because i dont work at ellen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy makes sense, it really does. Hae we have to take a break. We have especially when we come back, the firstever politically correct thanksgiving pageant when we return. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . Oh, a raisin rehydrator. It turns them back into grapes. Wow, what an exhausting journey. Thats a good wedding present. Good call. Thank you. And thank you, lady blue. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Oh, look at this. Disposable microphone for my uncle bobs 75th a one and done. Yes. Find your voice and then dispose of it. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. Look how big my hands are. Rawr. Yeah. Ooh. Gain . Hundred k. Win or lose. Total cake walk. Ooh oooooooh her last opponent is still in a coma. What . I should go walk my cats. No. No no no. Amy, get in there and fight for your life. 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Okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data fios is not cable. Were wired differently. That means incredibly fast 150 meg internet for the holidays. So in the 3. 7 seconds it takes gary watson to beat the local sled jump record, fly, gary, fly. His friend can download 13 versions of the perfect song. His sister can live stream it. While his mom downloads how to set a dislocated shoulder. Get 150 meg internet with equal upload and download speeds, tv and phone for this amazing price. Cable cant offer speeds jimmy welcome back. Shia labeouf, anna camp, music from green day is all on the way. I feel like i must share this. Over the years weve seen a lot of videos of people passing out on roller coasters. This one is special. This happened in florida. Panama city beac the slingshot ride. Thank god they got this on tape because i think it says a lot. Oh oh my god aah [ bleep ] oh aah this view. No jimmy is she okay . Are you okay . [ laughter ] jimmy this is good. This is from the uk. A couple took their infant son out on some kind of a Wildlife Safari and it went like this. Wow. I wouldnt mess with them guys, bro. Its going to oh my god oh gosh. Jimmy how did that much liquid fit inside that child in the first place . Back to thanksgiving. Most of us are familiar with the traditional tale of the first thanksgiving. You know how it went, the one we learned in school, heartwarming story. But this is not 1621, this is 2016. Some of the story is out of date. We thought it might be a good idea to update the story of thanksgiving to reflect our modern sense differents. With that said we proudly present the students of edward James Elementary School in the firstever politically correct thangi kids . [ cheers and applause ] please dont applaud. Its insensitive to people with no arms. [ laughter ] the place, plymouth, massachusetts. The year, 1621. If you choose to believe in the culturally oppressive gre grecoroman calendar. [ laughter ] let us begin. . I am cold and hungry. Me too. But last night this mystic experience of all those who are not cold and hungry. Life partner, look, we have visitors. Yes, i see. Greetings, Indigenous People. Greetings, nonIndigenous People. Or should we say, how. Please dont. Its cultural appropriation. Your baby is very cute. Is it a squaw or a brave . Were not using gender labels yet. Well let it decide for itself how it identifies. [ laughter ] thank you for raising awareness over the coming months the Indigenous People taught the nonIndigenous People how to dont know these things are somehow lesser than those who do. In august of 1621, they all met in a safe space and had a locally sourced feast. Lets say grace. Dear generic higher power. [ laughter ] who we choose to believe in. Or not believe in. Thank you. Orer lets eat. Ive got a maize allergy, does anything here have maize in it . Everything has maize in it. Except for the turkey. Whoa. We dont eat turkey. Its not morally justifiable. Frankly, im offended by the sight of it. Check your privilege, you check your privilege, indian whoa . Just as everyones triggers were being alerted, a thanksgiving miracle happened. [ laughter ] hi, everyone what are you . Im a tofurke gobble gobble im made of 100 bean curd and wheat protein. And i am gmo free. So dig in . Ow pulp. Exactly you see, when we all come together and compromise and spend all of our time trying to please everyone, we end up with a lumpy knob of brown goo. Now let us sing. . . We wish you a safe thanksgiving we wish you a nonconfrontational thanksgiving . . We wish you a nonanglo centric thanksgiving . . And a micro aggressionfree new year . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks. Thanks, kids. Well done. Very well done. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Beautifully done. How about those kids, everybody. 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Tomorrow night our Second Annual red special with bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, neil patrick harris, halsey, the killers, and dj khaled too, all live in studio for a very good cause, please join us tomorrow night for that. Our first guest tonight is a terrific actor who on the side leads a very interesting life. His new movie is called man 2nd. Please say hello to shia labeouf [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy very good to see you. I saw your movie this weekend and its crazy to see you sickly looking. Jimmy well, youre kind of militaristic in a way, now you look like you again. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy which is a testament to your acting. My wife and i were going on and on and on about what a good actor you are, which is true. Thank you. Jimmy you really do a lot of great movies. You did a weird thing, actually. You showed all your movies, correct me if i have this wrong, back to back to back to back in a theater, you stayed for the whole thing. Come. Three days worth of moviewatching. It was kind of crazy. It starts like an ironic, silly thing like most of the things i do, then it wound up in a cool, sincere place. Jimmy do you think to the end, as far as these things that you do, before you do them . Or you just see how it goes . No, no. Both. You set up boundaries then give it to everyone else and let them have it. Jimmy what were your boundaries . Basically it seemed to me that you put a camera on yourself while you watched all your movies and anyone wh came in and keernd kind of did anything they wanted to. Some people are exhibitionists who want to sit right next to you and dress and up do stuff. Then some people want to lay in the cut, just be a part of it. So its really, you know, openended. Theres not a whole lot of boundaries other than youve got to kind of wait in line and that becomes its own thing. Jimmy we have a clip. This went on, as you said, three days. Yeah. Jimmy which movie were you sleeping through . That was probably transformers. Jimmy i dont know if theres an explosion or something there you go, you woke up. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that seemed like fun. You do these crazy you did another thing where you told people where you were and asked them to come give you a ride. Yeah. Jimmy then you just went with them. Sounds crazy on paper. Jimmy sounds crazy verbally as well. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. In most ways, yeah. But it really turns into something special, man. You know, people want to be a part o where did people take you . We started in colorado. We wound up in alaska. We hit every side of the nation. We went every