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And you were like, i would talk, but my mouth is full of yogurt. Yoplait. It is so good hello, everyone. Debra oh, im so glad youreere. I was getting worried. The bloody parkway was completely jammed. I mean jammed hello, robert. [unenthusiastic] hello. Oh, marie, isnt this exciting . A picture of all of us. Do you know we dont have any photos of us together . I wonder why that is. Raymond, could i see you for a minute, please . Ow, ow, nails, nails, nails raymond, you know that i care for debras parents a great deal. Everybody knows that. Dont be fresh. Why are warren and lois here . I dont know. Im just as surprised as you are, mom. Im not surprised, raymond. Im disappointed. All right, now, dont dont get disappointed. Isnt this my present . You finally got me a decent present its still decent, mom. Imlook all right, just help robert tuck his shirt in or something. Hola, ramon. Yo estoy listo para la fotografia. Ok. Thats hello, raymond. I am ready for the photograph. Im practicing my spanish cause lois and i are. On our way to buenos aires. Oh, yeah . What times the flight . Well, it wont be for a couple of weeks now. Despues del ano nuevo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, thats great. Thats great. I brought another pashmina in case you want to wear one, too. Oh, that could be so cute matching pashminas. Ill be right back. Oh, this is such fun, raymond. Yeah. Yeah. Whats with your parents . What are you talking about . My moms all upset. She didnt know your parents were going to be in the picture. Well, of course theyre gonna be in the picture. You told them to come . Well, yes, ray. I mean, you said family photo, so. Family photo. But you didnt even tell me. Well, i assumed you knew that my parents were part of the family. Ok, yes, i knew, but you had to know that my mom would go all dog day afternoon on us ifif your parents are in her picture. Well. Uh. Ohhh. Ohhhh. What . What . Whats the matter . You did know she would hate this. Did know. Sabotage. What are you talking about . Why are your parents here . Because theyre part of the family, ray. And since i wont be seeing them at christmas ohhh. Ok. Little debbies revenge. Youre trying to get bacat me because i didnt support you with your little stupid Christmas Day thing. It is not stupid for me to want to be with my family at christmas instead of yours. Instead of mine. You said instead of mine. That means you dont even want to be with mine at all. I am with them every day well, so am i ok, everybody, were almost ready for the grownups. Hey, snaps. Officer barone hey, i havent seen you since i left the force. Yeah, well, i made sergeant. So, youre taking pictures of the living now, huh . Yeah, mostly. What was our last job together . What was it, the bronx . Thats right. Yeah. Decapitation. Yeah. Yeah. [both laughing] could we just take the picture . You better go tell your parents that this is not cool. I certainly will not. Why dont you tell your mother that she better accept the fact that she does not get to decide whos in and out of this family. Just talk to your mother. You talk to your mother. Hey, how much longer . I dont know. A couple minutes. I gotta do something. I cant take that warren anymore. Senor windbag. All right. He keeps he keeps telling me about his latest collection. Vintage walking sticks. What do you want from me . Talk about a waste of money. He doesnt even limp. Just go be nice to him. Hes even got on that holds booze in it. Surprise hey, ma. How you doin . Did you talk to debra . Yes, i did. We had a great talk. Now, heres the thing raymond nouh, just listen, mom. Itsits christmas. You know, you you love christmas. Rememberremember that christmas movie, a Christmas Carol . Huh . Remember the little crippled boy, and he saidhe said, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Soso he wants us. All. To have a good. Ok, how about this . We put her parents at the edge of the picture, and later you can cut them out. Its all right, raymond. Im not feeling very well. Why dont you all take the picture without me . Mom, i did this for you, mom. I did it for you. I thought so, too. All right, just wait here. Wait here. Excuse me, ray, can i ask you something . What . Amy cant be in the picture, but theres plenty of room for hoity and toity . Well. What . I dont care i dont care if amys in it or not. Talk to mom. Well, you see, i would, but shes pretty upset. Nice gift. Ok, everybody. Whenever youre ready. Yeah. Ok. Sure. Sure. All right. Listen. Shes crying. She is not. Shes got the dry cries. Photographer ray. As soon as i get the adults in, then i can bring in the kids. Right. No problem. Are you gonna help me . No. This is so typical of your mother. Its either her way or no way. This picture, where we spend the holidays, how i raise my children. Well, guess what. Not this time. Oh. Come on. Youre killin me here this is thethe the first gift im getting her that even has a chance of working. Remember the toaster . Huh . Thethe aquarium . Thethe fruit of the frickin month club . Dont you see . I thought she would like this because. She told me she would. Come on. Hey, look, just take the picture, and then ill do whatever you want. All right, well take the picture. Thank you. As long as my parents can be in it, too. [whimpers] acch. Fine. Ok. Fine. Theyre in. Theyre in. Thank you for understanding. Now, if we could just please get over there. Come on. Come on. Did i tell you how beautiful you look . You look beautiful. Like a nice little peach. Ok. Dad were ready. Enough with the cookies. Enough. Come on. Had enough cookies, and just straighten the tie. Hey, its too tight youre poppin my head off. Ha ha. Yeah, we wouldnt want to do that. Ok. Warren, vaya con dios. Actually, raymond, that means, go with god. Thats good. I learned something new today. Ok. Right over there, vaya con franco. Oh, no. Here you go. Ok . Ok. Come on, robert you ready . Yeah. What are you doing . You said you were going to change. I decided not to. Look, its not my fault that amys not in the picture. Ill tell you what. Debras not allowed in your hammock. Youre not either. Fine. All right, look, leave your uniform on. Just get over there. Get over there what . Get over there now. Get over there. Please . There you go, raymond. Youll find that a little kindness goes a long way. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right, thats almost everybody. All right, ma, it looks like its all gonna work out. It doesnt look that way, raymond. No. No, no, it is. It is. Oh, you smell nice. What is that . Is that a new perfume . No. Its what i always wear. Its my jean nate. Oh. Ive always ive always loved that. And i gotta i gotta say something. You know, ive never told you this, but you know what one of my favorite things about you is . What are you doing . You know, ma, if please, im just trying to compliment you, thats all. I just i just love the way youre just so openminded and considerate, especially when someones trying to do something for you. Raymond, you are putting me into a very awkward situation. No, im not. Im putting you into your christmas picture, which youre gonna love. Hey, everybody, look. Its mom. If you could just, please, just try to smile. I will, raymond. But this is not the present i wanted. Raymond, i just noticed that this background is blue. Do i have time to change into my gray pashmina . Get back in your place were takin this damn picture dont you see what im dealing with here . Are you blind . Uh, raymond baahhh no hable talkytalky. Ok . Ive had it with with trying to make everybody happy. I was trying to do something nice im sick of everybody coming up to me oh, talk to debra. Talk to your mother. Why cant my girlfriend be in the picture . Oh, i dont want to spend christmas with them. Oh, fix it, raymond. Talk. Im not talking. Dont talk to me anymore, you hear me . If you want to talk, talk to yourselves, cause im out maybe ill just wear the blue. Ok, here we go. Were taking the picture. Were taking the picture. Listen, if you need 5 minutes, i can no, no. Take the picture. Take the picture. Oh, all right. Look over here. Give me a big smile and say, merry ray take the damn picture. Alrighty. 1, 2. [click] [we wish you a Merry Christmas plays] but then why is he the one in the doghouse . Dont blame him. Instead, rely on the number one choice of vets for their pets, frontline plus. The killing force of frontline plus uses two ingredients. One to kill adult fleas and ticks, plus another to kill flea eggs and larvae, destroying the future generations of fleas. And it keeps fighting for a full 30 days. Ask your vet about frontline plus. Accept nothing less. Turn around every now and then i get a little bit hungry and theres nothing good for me around turn around every now and then i get a little bit tired of craving something that i cant have turn around barbara i finally found the right snack i finally found the right snack 90calorie fiber one lemon bar. Now were warming up. These are living people. All right. One more. Here we go. All right, come on, smile, everybody. We dont want raymond to throw another hissy fit. Yeah, thats right. All right. One for the mantel, now. [imitating ray] nobody talk to me anymore very good very good. 1. 2. Robert got you a hammock. Captions paid for by the Fox Broadcasting company hey, everybody, welcome to dish nation. Im ricky smiley right here in atlanta. I want you to give a big welcome, show your love to brooke and jubal in seattle. Whats up . Hey, rickey. Todays all about the teams. Two hot starts from parks and rec making out. Tell me it was donnie and ron swanson. Its almost that sexy. Almost. All right. Appreciate that, brooke and jubal. Everybody, i want you to welcome dallas to the show whats up the beautiful and sexy kelly raspberry. W oprah shut down. This started an international incident. This is probably going to blow your mind. Britney spears is going into the meatball business. Makes sense to me. Have you heard about the new east coastwest coast rivalry . The kardashians versus the obamas. Cris j kris jenner is firing back. Shaq, lindsay lohan. Is that a recipe for disaster . They would be the best celebrity couple name. Shohan. Kim kardashian and kanye west. This is sweet 16. One of the biggest birthday parties you have. And they didnt even show up. Lets see whats going on in dallas. Kfed got hitched. Kevin federline went to the Hard Rock Hotel and he eloped with his baby mama victoria prince. Shes actually a very, very pretty girl. Yeah. He proposed on monday and got married on tuesday. Did he do the elvis thing . Obviously. Whats weird is britney is starting her biggest show. Since shes there she thought she might as well start a lucrative business on the side. I dont know how lucrative this will be. The meatball industry. I love meatballs. I thought the only [ bleep ] were cheese puffs. Theyre known for having six different types of meatballs. Shes going to have some of her own, i suppose. I love it. Yeah, but whats she going to name them . Toxic . You cant not a good one. Nothing comes out when you say the name. Like she doesnt lip siync her meatballs out. Give me, give me pauballs. That was awkward. That was really uncomfortable. Thats not going to make your christmas tape. Kris jenner is firing back at president