Im home thats the kids. Oh, youre gonna like the little white one. Watch when you see him. Mommy, i cant wait for you to meet them. They are so precious. Ugh stay away from me, you mutant, before i strangle you not if i strangle you first, pieface hey, hey, hey, hey, you two. Listen, if anybodys gonna be doing any strangling around here, its gonna be me boy, these kids cant catch a break. Everywhere they go, theyre getting beat. Mr. Brown, stop being messy. Come on, help me with the wash. Well, i hope you separated my colors before you washed them. Well, you didnt separate them before you wore them. Okay, kids, this is my mother. Mom, i want you to meet brianna. Hi, brianna. Hi. Oh, youre even prettier than your picture. Thank you. So are you. Thank you. And this little man right here is joaquin. Hi that sure is a strong handshake. I work out. Do we call you grandma . Not if you want me to answer. Lets try kate. Okay. [doorbell rings] oh, ill get it. That must be for me. Hello. Hey. How are you . Welcome. Hey. Hey, baby. Ha ha ha ha look at you. Do we call him grandpa . No. Why not . Because hes not my father. Ooh. Okay, listen. I want to introduce you guys to a revolutionary new concept. I mean, a lot of other teams have adopted it, and its about time we put it in our playbook. Its called deefinse it is actually designed to stop other teams from scoring on us again. And again and again. Hey, coach. Oh, miss simmons. What . These boys could have been naked. These little boys dont have nothing i havent seen before. I need to see scott. Whats it about . He didnt finish his test. What . im shocked we cant have that on this team [blows whistle] scott, front and center. Yeah, coach . It has been brought to my attention that you didnt finish your test. Yeah, coach, i told you yesterday. You said dont worry about it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, did he, now . Hey, this kid must have been hit in the head during practice. I told you yesterday. Did you even study for the test . I studied a little, but weve been having late practices, working on passing and stuff. Well, if you dont pass my class, youre not gonna be passing anything else. Come on, miss simmons. You know im no good at this book stuff. Well, youre gonna have to get good at this book stuff if you want to get into a good college. I got so many recruiters after me, ill get into a good college. Aint that right, coach . Ah, pow pow ha ha ha oh, uh. Well, before you go pro, i got a makeup test for you. Oh. And if you do well, you might squeak by. Coach. Sit down, boy. Hey, let me holler at you for a second. Hey, cora. Come back here with my hat give me that. Mr. Brown. Ow look at that. Look at that pain. Oh, you sure look fine today, cora. Thank you, reggie. And you smell good, too. Hey, i need a favor. Cora, dont give him no money. If you start now, youll be doing it forever. Youll be working two jobs like me while hes sitting in his mamas basement playing video games. Mr. Brown, stop meddling. Reggie, what you need . Yes, reggie, what you need . Its about the team. Cora aint playing for your team. She dont play football no more. She quit doing pee wee when she pulled her hamstring. Mr. Brown, stop it. As you know, our Football Team is doing all right. Oh, really . All right . Your teams sorry. They so sorry, they lose in practice, cora. Watch this. When was the last time yall won a game . When the last time yall won a game, huh . About 3 years ago. Thats what i thought. Which is whyheh heh hehi need you to help scott pass this test. Well, i was planning on helping him anyway. Oh. Yes. Well, cora, im glad you feel that way. Thanks. Hey, hey, if you really need some help, you should let me help you out. You know, im quite the ballplayer on the gridiron. Sounds good to me. Really . Yeah cora, im i could always use an assistant coach. See you at practice. Youre gonna let me coach . Ha ha ha thanks again, cora. Youre welcome. Gators whoo cora, he aint as dumb as hes looking. [laughter] and thats why penguins dont go to formals. Ha ha ha thank you so much for the movie, mr. Graves. That was a lot of fun. I liked the part where the little brother made his sisters mouth disappear. Somebody needs to make you disappear. You get on my nerves. Im a little brother. Thats my job. You should have come, sasha. It was a good movie. I didnt feel like it, baby. Um, look. The two of you need to go and get ready for bed, okay . Okay. Yeah . Love you. Dont i get a hug first . I better go. We still on for that afternoon round of golf, will . Yes, sir. Looking forward to it. Now, i hope you dont let this buttwhupping affect our friendship. You know what . I was thinking the same thing. Ha ha ha byebye. All right. See you tomorrow . Mmm. Cant wait. I like sidney. Hes cool people. Mama, how could you . Yeah, mama, how could you . Im sorry. I got to live with her. Uh, im going to bed. Whats the matter with you . You didnt say two words to sidney. Mama, youre cheating on my father with another man, and you expect me to welcome him with open arms . Not exactly. Mom, you need to stop this, okay . End it before daddy finds out. I doubt if he cares. What are you talking about . Your father and i are separated. [ woman ] i used to let frizz rule my life. Then my stylist clued me in to a salonpowerful frizz control that lasts up to 48 hours. Tresemme keratin smooth. The lower sulfate system, infused with keratin, leaves hair so smooth. Even my stylist loves it. Now i rule my hair. [ male announcer ] keep salon sleek, chair worthy hair without the salon price. Tresemme. Professional. Affordable. Now we have bold new tastes like never before. You like things made by hand. Were now grilling up freshly made eggwhites. You like to cool down. We just added a refreshing new smoothie. You get wrapped up in things. Were introducing new delicious ways for you to eat. Theres no one quite like you. Now more than ever, theres something for everyone to love at mcdonalds. Be in our ad. Go to imlovinit. Com are you serious . Yep. I wanted to tell you earlier, but how do you tell your little girl youre leaving her father . You dont. Mom, whatever problems you and daddy are having, you can fix them. Its not that easy, sasha. Its complicated. Mom, look, i know daddy is a little stubborn, okay . But hes reasonable. Look, the two of you just need to work it out, talk it out, whatever you need to do, okay . [telephone rings] i know he is devastated. [ring] its dad. I dont want to talk. [ring] hey, daddy. Oh, yeah, i wish youd come down with mom, too. Oh, you wanted to come . But she told you she wanted a mother daughter weekend with just the two of us. Oh, wow. Well, you know there are more than two of us here, right . Yeah. I mean, theres will and the kids, mr. Brown, and cora. Oh, yeah, yeah, daddy. Its a houseful. Oh, sure, shes right there. You want to speak to her . Oh, yeah, dad, im sure she would love to talk to you. Hi, sweetie. Oh, were having a great time. Ill tell her. Bye. I love you, too. Sasha, let me explain. Mama, there is nothing for you to explain, okay . Its obvious. The two of you arent separated. You are. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo all right, gators were about to play our rivals, the ducks. Yeah and when we hit the field, were gonna hit it hard yeah and we will fight yeah and we will win no oh, we might. We might. Now, to help ensure this victory, ive enlisted some help. Ladies, i give you coach brown. [blows whistle] whoo come on. Listen up i said listen up. Dont be talking while im talking. Now, listen. I am coach brown. Ive forgotten more football than any of you maggots will ever even learn. I love football. I eat football. I sleep football. I like football if football was a drink, id drink it up. If football was a woman, id marry her, and id cheat on her with football yeah tell them, coach dont talk while im talking, please. Can anybody tell me what the difference between uscome here. You can answer this since youre want to play. Come on. Wiggle on through here. Can anybody in here tell me, whats the difference between us and the ducks . Well, for one, theyre better than us. Well, theyre better than them, at least. Boy, dont you ever let me hear you address your team as them. Get over there aint no i in team. If there was, it would be tieam. And i aint got tieam for this say it with me. I aint got tieam. I aint got. Tieam i aint got. Tieam thats what im talking about. Now line up. [blows whistle] line up its time i teach yall the fundamentals of football. See, ive perfected these techniques for years and years of training. I need two volunteers. This technique can beat the single team. It can beat the double team. It can even beat the triplebypass team. You come here. Get over here. What did you have for lunch3 sandwiches . Get over here. Now, what i want yall to do is get down, and im gonna take both of yall and drop your little butts out of here. Now, get down. Hut what the wait a minute. Whered they go . Get backget back in line. Get in line a good Football Player got to have their head on a swivel. You got to be ready for whatever come your way. Whatever come your way. Do you hear me . Yeah let me see you break it down. Break down. Huh break down huh break down. Huh break down. Huh aah hey, theyre all yours, coach. Cora, what happened . Scott was about to miss his makeup test, and im not about to let that happen. But we have a game today. Well go back inside, scott. Coach. I got this. Ha ha ha they have a game today. He cant play. But i thought you said you was gonna help him out. I did. I offered him tutoring and everything. Oh, come on, now, cora. Thats not the kind of help i was talking about. Oh, you talking about the kind of help you was giving him by letting him miss a makeup test . Oh, im surprised at you. Cora, scotty is a good boy. Football might be the only way he can make him a decent living. So, what happens when he gets hurt and he cant get a job because he cant spell well enough to fill out an application . Oh, come on. Thats not gonna happen. Oh it happens all the time, reggie. Listen, scott is a Football Player. No, scott is a kid, and he is not playing until he gets his grades up. Im just trying to give scott a future. So am i, coach. So am i. Lets go, scott. Coach. Dont look at him. Lets go. And thats no dessert for you, son. What . What . Oh, man listen, we might lose why cant we go to the zoo with your mom and mr. Graves . Joaquin, we have already discussed this, okay . Okay, just listen to sasha, all right . Youre not going with them. Youre gonna go with me. We already went with you. Yeah. Hey, is everybody ready to go . Your daughter wont let us. Well, im sure she has her reasons. And you watch your mouth, young lady. All right, you guys got your jackets . Lets go and let them talk, all right . Talk to you later, okay . Byebye. Okay. Bye, sweetheart. So, now im not good enough to spend time with my grandkids. I dont want them getting attached to your friend when theyve already got a grandfather. Sasha. Sasha sidney is a good man. Mom, hes dating a married woman. Hes not exactly what id call role model material. Then i can just imagine what you might think of me. Oh, id tell you, but you taught me never to use words like that. Sasha, your father and i. We. Im not in love with your father anymore. Are you just figuring this out . No, ive felt this way for a while. It just became too hard. Mama, thats what you call marriage, okay . You have problems. You talk about them. You pray on it, okay . You work it out. You do the work. Will and i just went through something, and we did the same thing. We worked it out. Im happy for you, but sometimes its over. Mommy, daddy is a good man. He always took such good care of us. We took care of us. We both busted our butts to give you everything. Then you moved away, and suddenly its just the two of us. All relationships have lulls. I thought it would pass. It never did. Look. Youre my mom, and i love you, but i cant allow you to stay under this roof and treat my daddy like that. Youre gonna have to make a choice. I made that choice years ago. I chose me. Ill go get my things. Good game, team good game yeah yeah i knew you had it in you. Yeah, cora, we all got it in us. Ive been full of it all my life yeah, youre right, mr. Brown, youre right. Wow. This is the strangest feeling ever. Ive never heard clapping in here before. What did i miss . Man, were in here celebrating yeah hey, what happened with you, man . Did you pass . Well, if he didnt, were gonna work on it till he gets it right. Right, scott . Thats right, miss simmons. All right. Well, good. Go ahead and join the team. Hey, hey, good game oh, you didnt play. Hey, uh, im sorry, cora, for putting you in that awkward position. Awkward position . We gonnaweve been celebrating, and we done cried together. Now you want to put her in an awkward position . What kind of what . Mr. Brown, stop being nasty. Hes not doing anything to me. Well, what is he talking about . Listen, i asked her to give scott a passing grade he didnt deserve. Well, whats wrong with that . I used to get passing grades i didnt deserve all the time. Yeah, i just outgrew the desk, so they just told me to go on, pass. Well, look, im glad that you did, because without scott playing, we was able to open up the offense. Yes. And it worked yeah well, congratulations on your win [blows whistle] we aint win. What . They beat the brakes off of us. What . But we scored yeah what was the score . 433 433 433 say what . 433 say what . 433 say what . 433 lets go 433 lets go are you flo . Yes. Is this the thing you gave my husband . Well, yeah, yes. The name your price tool. You tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. Careful, though that kind of power can go to your head. That explains a lot. Yo, buddy i got this. Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one the power of the name your price tool. Only from progressive. Hey, baby, wheres c. J. . Baby, you know he went to the store. He been gone for two hours. He broke. He dont need to be at a store that long. Maybe he was kidnapped. Thatd be good. Then all i got to do is get rid of the rest of you, and ill be a free man. Hes just kidding, jazzy. No, im not. Hey, uh, is dad back yet . No, hes been kidnapped. Malik, hell be back soon. He said he was going to help me out with my antfarm project. Your what . Malik, i know you did not bring ants into my house. Auntie ella, its okay. They cant get out. Theyre in a case. Hey. Thats mean ants have rights. Now set them free i agree. Oh, and look. Its a whole family. Free at last free at last thank god almighty. [ laughs ] why did you hit me with an ant farm, man . C. J. , what took you so long at the store . You guys are not going to believe whats in this bag okay, you went to the store. How about groceries . I say laundry. I think its a puppy. A new video game system. I i see cash. 10,000 cash. Thats good thats good but, actually, youre a little off, cause its 50,000 in cash. Look at that look at it [ laughs ] ooh, c. J. We rich when you realize you need to switch to verizon, its a reality check. I had my reality check when id be sitting there with my friends who had their verizon phones and id be sitting there like mines still loading i couldnt get email. I couldnt stream movies. I couldnt upload any of our music. Thats when i decided to switch. Now that im on verizon, everything moves fast. With verizon, i have that reliability. Im completely happy with verizon. Verizons 4g lte is the most reliable and in more places than any other 4g network. Period. Thats powerful. Verizon. Get the nokia lumia 928 for free. Shield. Sneeze. Swish this back to school, theres a new routine [ female announcer ] kleenex tissues with sneeze shield are now thicker and more absorbent. In this lab demo, they help stop moisture better than the leading competitors. La. La curtis, wait a minute. We rich, we rich, we rich you aint got none, you aint curtis you aint got none. [ laughs ] stop this. Whoo c. J. Curtis, would you sit down . And stop all this running around and sit down everybody, sit down. Okay, c. J. , from the beginning. Where did all of this money come from . Well baby, who cares where he got it from . I can tell you where its going. Curtis into my Retirement Fund curtis hello hello curtis we are, we are sit down. Go on. Well, when i came out of the store, somebody had just left this bag in my truck. C. J. , who would leave 50,000 in your truck . God. Hallelujah. Theres enough money here to buy a new house and pay off the debt on your old house. I know, i know. Were rich [ laughs ] uncles rich. Youre still poor. No, no, no, no wait a minute. Well, how do you how do you figure that, unc . Let me explain it to you. Excuse me, baby. Curtis. How soon we forget. First of all, room and board is at least 25 grand, okay . And lets not forget about the little motorcycle incident, huh . Thought i forgot . No, i didnt, and and and what about the money i loaned you . You dont remember that, do you . That retirement money that we never addressed it again. I got that curtis. Then theres the clothes that youre wearing. And then theres just cause she her so, actually, my god. You owe me more money. What are what are what are you gonna do . Do you have it . Curtis, this money does not belong to us. Obviously, somebody has lost it. Well, c. J. Found it, and finders keepers. Thats what the bible says in deuturomony. Oh, please. Good afternoon, family. Whose money is that . Dad found it in his truck. Whoo we rich calvin we rich, we rich, whoo calvin, calvin we rich sit down. C. J. , c. J. , my favorite cousin, let me talk to you. Man, i know a guy that can launder this for you. Calvin, i didnt steal this money. In that case, let me get pookie and peanut to double it for you. Just dont ask how. Not interested. You know what i think . I think we should just keep the money and dont tell nobody about it, all right . Get i think that we should find the owner, and maybe well get a puppy as a reward. I i say we consider it a gift from god, and and we start the kids college fund. What do you say, aunt ella . C. J. , i i agree with jazmine, minus the puppy. We have to give this money back. C. J. , we have to give it back. How . They dont have no names on it. Report it to the police. I dont know. Ella, please. My goodness, im sick of you christians just stop it, okay . Shouldve married a sinner. Whatever, man. Whats going on . Hey. What up, c. J. . Whats happening . Came to get a cut . No, no, man, my cars getting the oil changed down the block, so i just came in. Big cal, man, thats a good look for you, man. You blowing up there, cleaning up. Ha, ha, yeah, laugh now. One day, im going to own this place. Watch yourself, sweepie. Listen, i got a question for yall. Hypothetically, what would you do if you found a bag full of money . Well, that depends on what full of money means. How much money are you talking about . Lets just say its 49,950, hypothetically. You found 50,000 . Ooh, how you doin . Come over here. All right, boom, i got it. Heres what you do. You take all that money, and you give it to kiki, because i need to go get my family. They some political refugees, and the king is trying to kill them. Philly aint got no king. How you know . Yo, check this out, c. J. What id do, id buy myself a banging outfit. Watch me, watch me, watch me. Fulllength, black mink coat, diamondstudded d right here. Check this out. Black suit, white shirt, silver tie, and to top it all off, platinum, diamondstudded, giant clipper hanging round my neck. Oh, my god. Thats money well spent, right . Look here, huggy bear. With