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WFLA The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon August 6, 2016

And now we know the suspect filed from a gunshot wound to the back. The family filed a federal lawsuit, and three officers are on leave while the investigation continues. And starting monday many counties will offer free zika testing for pregnant women. The question is, will there be enough to go around in we learned the department of health has been scrambling to get enough resources ready in time. Thgo and Pinellas County, theyll be ready to test on monday. The staff at Busch Gardens is seeing an out pouring of support after the death of a flamingo by a park guest. Today the park released a video of the cards and gifts left berries toronto fcs in hem visitors in the memory of the evaluating safety rules. And in a move to unify the republican party, Donald Trump Endorsed speaker of the house paul ryan after four days of putting it off. Speaker ryan is speaking re election in his home state of wisconsin, and thats where trump held the rally friday. But trump also endorsed New Hampshire senator kelly ayott and john mccain and thanked mccain for his military service. Hillary clinton with a big lead in controversy still dogging the campaign, and shes trying to cover for it. At a convention to want she said tonight she said she never sent or received emails she knew to be marked classified. The fbi director she says said she was truthful when talking about the issue, but thats been called into question by several media outlets. I have said, um, during the interview and in my other occasions over the past months consistent with what i have said publicly. So i may have short circuited it, and for that, i, you know, will try to clarify. Clinton will be in st. Petersburg monday afternoon, and also stop in orlando and miami on tuesday. Well eyes from around the world are certainly on rio. Coming up next were live from brazil with a look at the opening ceremonies. And usa fans how a local business got in on the action. And heres whats coming up tonight on the tonight show. Thank you keith and jenn Jerry Seinfeld and here, and theres a lip sync battle and thank you notes do not change the channel high of 89 degrees almost every time i go there i see something that reminds me of why i like to shop there. Ill see someone else smiling and walking away happy, and i know that they just got the same Great Service i always get. Ive been shopping at publix well over 20 years now. I always walk away happy. There is always someone who appears who can answer that question for you. And if they dont know the answer they will find someone who does. E that, it makes such a huge difference. Now 8 on your side special coverage of r olympics. Oh, yeah, let the games begin tonights opening ceremonies officially kickoff the 2016 Olympic Games, and if tonight was an indication of the what the games are going to be like, it promising to an exciting few weeks. Oh, yeah. More than 11,000 athletes are in brazil looking to take home the gold. Very colorful, and athletes from around the world, nations that are friend and foes joined in a moment of unity as they of their country. Jared is live in rio for us tonight, and it was a spectacular evening to watch on television, must have been something in person. Reporter oh, it was beautiful, youre not kidding. This town is known for big celebrations, probably the Biggest Party though theyve ever thrown here. It was witnessed by about a billion people on television around the world. The Olympic Games off to a colorful were ask dramatic on team usa. 555 athlete, the biggest contention the us has ever sent to the game, and led by the flag bearer, perhaps the greatest olympic athlete of all time, michael phelps, and a massive ovation for the home team, brazil, and soccer lend was too ill to come, he was likely the one to light the caldron, but we are now officially underway in the 31st olympics, and it gets busy here fast. Tomorrow youre talking about 20 sports beginning competition, and some big ones too. Mens gymnastics, the first game for team usa basketball, swimming as well. Let the games begin its a beautiful thing here in staying up to watch all of it. And the dancing that went along with it. Oh my goodness, was there a high light for you jared . Reporter i thought the color was beautiful. When they had the checkerboard floor there t digital the digital projection, just a beautiful scene to watch, and it captured the spirit of carnivale with the modern i liked the little point sized samba kid. He was no joke. Reporter oh, yeah thank you. Well paul ryan is also in rio throughout the entire Olympic Games. Now the spectacle that is the opening ceremonies is must see tv across the globe. And here plenty of people the fans went wild when team usa finally made their way in. Reporter they did. Good evening to you both. You know, many people here donning their red, white, and blue. They clapped and cheered. The watch party over, but as you can see behind me the game room is now packed. This watch party bringing out fans applaud as they watched team usa enter the stadium in the olympics Opening Ceremony. I think the olympics is something thats really great, brings people together. Reporter game time hosted a watch party where dozens turned out to cheer on the athletes. I love to do it every four years. My mom made me stay up and watch it since i was 8 or 9, and ive done itve watching for another reason. Oh, dont cry reporter he gets emotional seeing his cousin who runs track and field for canada. Get emotional seeing him walk across the screen. Its good my restaurant allows us to promote the olympics all summer long. Reporter while some were glued to the television, others tried playing like an and olympic athlete, running and jumps. Its a work out. The two ones im excited for are the long jump because i played track, and boxing. Reporter its an Olympic Party that will last for weeks. We wanted to generate awareness it was starting tonight, and let everyone know this is a great place to watch the Olympic Games. Reporter so here is that game i was telling you about thats inspired by the obviously its, as you can see a lot of fun. Um, like i said theres a variety of games on here, and you know, this place is open until 2 00 a. M. , so you have plenty of time to come on down here and try it out she was thinking about making a stop on her way home. Yeah, thats right on the way. Now wait a minute, how did you do . We saw you running . Whats your olympic status . Place on the 100yard meter dash [ laughter ] reporter yeah, third place. Well, you got the bronze. You medalled, thats the thing. Reporter next time aisle get gold. Ill get gold. Throwing it down now that means theres a next time. Thank you. The weekend is here. Later today 88 for a High Temperature expected. 50 percent chance of rain. A morning shower possible there. 86de about a 60 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms on this day. Heavy rain is possible, especially northern area, but the northern part of the state could see heavy rain over the next legal, four, five day three, four, five days or so with an area of low pressure parked up there. Nice shot, mixed skies obviously throughout the day. We had showers and thunderstorms move through early in the day, and that generally is the trend coming and i think northern spot, and i think Pinellas County northward into the Florida Panhandle have the best chance of seeing showers through early next week. 1. 91 inches so far at the airport. Almost an inch move normal. That doesnt above normal. That doesnt represent the whole area, but its a snapshot. Tropical storm earl down here with 60 Miles Per Hour wind drawing energy off testimony gulf of me, forecast track is here heading into the higher elevations, should lose strength up to 45 Miles Per Hour wind into central mexico. 4 at noon 84 at noon tomorrow, the coastal storms early in the day, same kind of pattern with the westerly flow. 86 temple terrace, and 81 at mcdill. Pleasant temperatures this evening because of the clouds holding back the sun, and of max radar is picking up quiet conditions at the moment. Nothing in the way of shower development back to the west, but again looking at the rain chances, and kind of how theyre separated we talk about Pinellas County northward, and points north of that too with an area of low pressure in the southeast, very close to the northern part of gulf of mexico, but not in it. It will the help to continue to incendiary rate a lot generate a lot of rain dragging moisture off the gulf of mexico, so the farther north you travel the better chance of showers like ci looking at the whole thing kind of added together here through monday at 5 00, the potential rain fall from a computer model calling for areas north of chris cal river, especially crystal river, potential live, this is just an potentially, this is an estimate, but its up into northern florida with higher estimates than that. The rests of areas one to two inch, the coastal areas favored. The heavy rain ahead forecasted by the european computer model. Sunday, especially for the northern part of state, but that does possibly effect the Northern Areas here locally. More heavy rain with the area of low pressure sinking south, but the morning rain continues in the forecast probably through tuesday. At the end of this eightday forecast get back into a more normal pattern. Early sunshine, afternoon shrouds and thunderstorms. Clouds and thunderstorms. 88 in the afternoon, again scattered storms push a bit more inland. The next three days you see the 60 percent for sunday, and then for monday 60 percent chance. Additional atmospheric moisture through the weekend and early part of next week, so a lot of moisture available to be turned into rain, favoring the northern spots. There you go. The eightday forecast calling for hah 50 to 60 percent chance of rain. Start to get back into a more typical pattern meaning more sunshine early in the day, and then afternoon and evening showers and thunderstorms as we get into thursday, friday, wet pattern, but you saw the forecast with the rain fall favoring coastal areas and points north. You know, well see some clouds around too, at least holding down the temperatures a bit this weekend. And app parentally were and apparently were going over to the game things. Oh, yeah, what would your olympic sport of choice be is this. Probably just running on that computer game. Because thats the only thing you can do . Right [ laughter ] and she took the bronze. Now next in sportings, a costly injury sets up a spot on the roaster. Were ask dan lucas roster. And dan lucas shows one player quickly making a name z22qbz zy6z . . . Its the worst part about football on any level, the injuries. Unfortunately. And i know we wish george the best. The injury bug nabbed a big fractured hip, placed on injured reserve. A big loss entering week two, but the show goes on, and now howard jones and brown will fill in for his spot. At least three more spots are open, and in least one spot unknown players are making a case to make this roster example. Jonathan krauss who touchdown after touchdown after this mornings red zone work. The other day i didnt even know that guys name, and jason and those guyed pulled him off the wire, talked about his history, and for a kid that just came out here hes doing well. The coach didnt even know who he was so mark down krauss as as i player to watch next thursday with the bucs and philadelphia eagles. Well broadcast the game on great 38. The rays knew that short stop matt duffy had an injury acquiring him from the giant, and another player in the deal lucious fox has an injury the rays didnt reveal, so that could entitle them money. And this is a nice dose of base running here. Beating the throw, and the rays up 21. Brad miller, his 20th home run. Think hes taking this demotion from short stop lightly . Blast from him, but it all goes away. Pinch hit tworun homer, the rays lose 62, and interesting their 1st baseman retiring after this year, battling nagging injuries, and they think they have the replacement ready to go. Greg byrd injured as well. This is the Injury Report tonight. Yeah [ laughter ] you hate to see that with the bucs. Yes, a role player last year, came from the detroit lions, i thought it was a good last year, and thats a wonderful position for the team. All right, well be right back with the winning lottery there is a grocery store, it is right down the street like 2 miles, and i will drive past it. Every time i go grocery shopping, because right past it there is a publix. I wouldnt shop anywhere else. They always go out of their way for me so i dont mind going a little out of my way for them. The people are always friendly, always helpful, they dont just point to aisle 7, and say good luck. They literally, they will walk you there. Theyre just nice. Publix. Where shopping is a pleasure. Your winning lotly numbers here on fantasy 5 is 1, 9, 13, 28, 36, trying to foe use here fellows. Lucky money, and then the megamillions. 5, 18, 28, 54, 74 with a megaball of of. The peanut gallery helping me do my job. You know the ceremonies were yes, there was. 77 to start to day. Maybe a few morning showers, the pattern the last several days, and the potential for rain fall in north florida especially, but perhaps northern sections of our area, the news channel 8 viewing area are fairly high that weekend, so watch for the this weekend, so watch for showers early in the day. Okay 77 we keep having it. Every day this week 77. Were stuck im not sure youre changing that graphic. Hes like repeat [ well, it is tomorrow already. Heres the night cap. Thousands of villains and superheroes descending on downtown tampa for the annual comic con event. Every year it draws tens of thousands to the area, and tickets are still available. You can find the prices and times on www. Wfla. Com. Were done [ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonighsh jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Jerry Seinfeld, seth rogen, musical guest jason derulo. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 516, Strong Island yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] . Audience u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] oh, that felt good. Oh i feel fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon, [ laughter ] of course, everybodys excited about tonights Opening Ceremony of the rio olympics [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Its great. Wasnt it great . I dont know about you. My favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. So realistic. But its actually true. Construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the Opening Ceremony. They went to cut the ribbon, and the workers were like, stop, thats holding it together dont [ laughter ] dont cut that. Wait till it dries. Cut it in a week. Of course, rio has had its fair share of problems the last couple of months getting ready for the olympics, but if youre looking for just one moment that sort of sums it all up, i think this might be it. And now, adding insult to injury, check out these workers using bolt cutters to open the gates to the stadium to tonights venue after reportedly losing their key. Theyre going to be so mad when they remember the spare key under the flower pot. [ laughter ] like, oh, why didnt you tell me . I had a bolt cutter. This had some people disappointed. The International Olympic committee is banning people from using their footage to make gifs or vines, which has a a lot of younger people bummed out. But they didnt say anything about memes. [ laughter ] so we wanted to help you get started. Heres a few olympic memes that we came up with. First up, this memsa squat goals. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this meme says, when bae see that search history. [ laughter and applause ] steve ooh. Jimmy heres another athlete. Her meme says, when you realize your mom joined facebook. [ laughter ] its like, noooo no [ applause ] finally, heres a spring board diver. His meme is these are memes to get you started. You can do whatever you want with them. [ applause ] guys, heres an election update. I read that Hillary Clintons campaign is stepping up their efforts to get millennials to vote for her in november. When he heard that, donald trump said, im pretty sure millennials gonna vote for me. Shes my wife. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that right, millennial . This is pretty funny. Donald trump unveiled his apparently its made up entirely of men, six of whom are actually named steve. [ laughter ] trump was like, in my defense, you know how hard it has to find women named steve . [ laughter ] i mean i tried. [ applause ] right, millennial . [ laughter ] i saw that a female reporter asked donald trump about how many women would be in his cabinet if he became president. And trumps answer was pretty good news for the reporter. Take a look. Who you would actually put well, we have so many different ones to choose. There really are so many that are really talented people, like you. You are so talented and i dont know if youre [ light laughter ] is this breaking news . Am i going to be in the cabinet . You know, there really is some very talented is that a yes . Sounds like it to me. Oh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on its not like some random tv personality can just end up in the white house. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, very much, everybody, thank you very much. The summer olympics opening ceremonies were so great he is just the best. From the emmy nominated series, comedians in cars getting coffee, Jerry Seinfeld is stopping by tonight [ cheers and applause ] its a big show. Steve come on jimmy also, joining us tonight is another hilarious person, whose new Pinellas County<\/a>, theyll be ready to test on monday. The staff at Busch Gardens<\/a> is seeing an out pouring of support after the death of a flamingo by a park guest. Today the park released a video of the cards and gifts left berries toronto fcs in hem visitors in the memory of the evaluating safety rules. And in a move to unify the republican party, Donald Trump Endorsed<\/a> speaker of the house paul ryan after four days of putting it off. Speaker ryan is speaking re election in his home state of wisconsin, and thats where trump held the rally friday. But trump also endorsed New Hampshire<\/a> senator kelly ayott and john mccain and thanked mccain for his military service. Hillary clinton with a big lead in controversy still dogging the campaign, and shes trying to cover for it. At a convention to want she said tonight she said she never sent or received emails she knew to be marked classified. The fbi director she says said she was truthful when talking about the issue, but thats been called into question by several media outlets. I have said, um, during the interview and in my other occasions over the past months consistent with what i have said publicly. So i may have short circuited it, and for that, i, you know, will try to clarify. Clinton will be in st. Petersburg monday afternoon, and also stop in orlando and miami on tuesday. Well eyes from around the world are certainly on rio. Coming up next were live from brazil with a look at the opening ceremonies. And usa fans how a local business got in on the action. And heres whats coming up tonight on the tonight show. Thank you keith and jenn Jerry Seinfeld<\/a> and here, and theres a lip sync battle and thank you notes do not change the channel high of 89 degrees almost every time i go there i see something that reminds me of why i like to shop there. Ill see someone else smiling and walking away happy, and i know that they just got the same Great Service<\/a> i always get. Ive been shopping at publix well over 20 years now. I always walk away happy. There is always someone who appears who can answer that question for you. And if they dont know the answer they will find someone who does. E that, it makes such a huge difference. Now 8 on your side special coverage of r olympics. Oh, yeah, let the games begin tonights opening ceremonies officially kickoff the 2016 Olympic Games<\/a>, and if tonight was an indication of the what the games are going to be like, it promising to an exciting few weeks. Oh, yeah. More than 11,000 athletes are in brazil looking to take home the gold. Very colorful, and athletes from around the world, nations that are friend and foes joined in a moment of unity as they of their country. Jared is live in rio for us tonight, and it was a spectacular evening to watch on television, must have been something in person. Reporter oh, it was beautiful, youre not kidding. This town is known for big celebrations, probably the Biggest Party<\/a> though theyve ever thrown here. It was witnessed by about a billion people on television around the world. The Olympic Games<\/a> off to a colorful were ask dramatic on team usa. 555 athlete, the biggest contention the us has ever sent to the game, and led by the flag bearer, perhaps the greatest olympic athlete of all time, michael phelps, and a massive ovation for the home team, brazil, and soccer lend was too ill to come, he was likely the one to light the caldron, but we are now officially underway in the 31st olympics, and it gets busy here fast. Tomorrow youre talking about 20 sports beginning competition, and some big ones too. Mens gymnastics, the first game for team usa basketball, swimming as well. Let the games begin its a beautiful thing here in staying up to watch all of it. And the dancing that went along with it. Oh my goodness, was there a high light for you jared . Reporter i thought the color was beautiful. When they had the checkerboard floor there t digital the digital projection, just a beautiful scene to watch, and it captured the spirit of carnivale with the modern i liked the little point sized samba kid. He was no joke. Reporter oh, yeah thank you. Well paul ryan is also in rio throughout the entire Olympic Games<\/a>. Now the spectacle that is the opening ceremonies is must see tv across the globe. And here plenty of people the fans went wild when team usa finally made their way in. Reporter they did. Good evening to you both. You know, many people here donning their red, white, and blue. They clapped and cheered. The watch party over, but as you can see behind me the game room is now packed. This watch party bringing out fans applaud as they watched team usa enter the stadium in the olympics Opening Ceremony<\/a>. I think the olympics is something thats really great, brings people together. Reporter game time hosted a watch party where dozens turned out to cheer on the athletes. I love to do it every four years. My mom made me stay up and watch it since i was 8 or 9, and ive done itve watching for another reason. Oh, dont cry reporter he gets emotional seeing his cousin who runs track and field for canada. Get emotional seeing him walk across the screen. Its good my restaurant allows us to promote the olympics all summer long. Reporter while some were glued to the television, others tried playing like an and olympic athlete, running and jumps. Its a work out. The two ones im excited for are the long jump because i played track, and boxing. Reporter its an Olympic Party<\/a> that will last for weeks. We wanted to generate awareness it was starting tonight, and let everyone know this is a great place to watch the Olympic Games<\/a>. Reporter so here is that game i was telling you about thats inspired by the obviously its, as you can see a lot of fun. Um, like i said theres a variety of games on here, and you know, this place is open until 2 00 a. M. , so you have plenty of time to come on down here and try it out she was thinking about making a stop on her way home. Yeah, thats right on the way. Now wait a minute, how did you do . We saw you running . Whats your olympic status . Place on the 100yard meter dash [ laughter ] reporter yeah, third place. Well, you got the bronze. You medalled, thats the thing. Reporter next time aisle get gold. Ill get gold. Throwing it down now that means theres a next time. Thank you. The weekend is here. Later today 88 for a High Temperature<\/a> expected. 50 percent chance of rain. A morning shower possible there. 86de about a 60 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms on this day. Heavy rain is possible, especially northern area, but the northern part of the state could see heavy rain over the next legal, four, five day three, four, five days or so with an area of low pressure parked up there. Nice shot, mixed skies obviously throughout the day. We had showers and thunderstorms move through early in the day, and that generally is the trend coming and i think northern spot, and i think Pinellas County<\/a> northward into the Florida Panhandle<\/a> have the best chance of seeing showers through early next week. 1. 91 inches so far at the airport. Almost an inch move normal. That doesnt above normal. That doesnt represent the whole area, but its a snapshot. Tropical storm earl down here with 60 Miles Per Hour<\/a> wind drawing energy off testimony gulf of me, forecast track is here heading into the higher elevations, should lose strength up to 45 Miles Per Hour<\/a> wind into central mexico. 4 at noon 84 at noon tomorrow, the coastal storms early in the day, same kind of pattern with the westerly flow. 86 temple terrace, and 81 at mcdill. Pleasant temperatures this evening because of the clouds holding back the sun, and of max radar is picking up quiet conditions at the moment. Nothing in the way of shower development back to the west, but again looking at the rain chances, and kind of how theyre separated we talk about Pinellas County<\/a> northward, and points north of that too with an area of low pressure in the southeast, very close to the northern part of gulf of mexico, but not in it. It will the help to continue to incendiary rate a lot generate a lot of rain dragging moisture off the gulf of mexico, so the farther north you travel the better chance of showers like ci looking at the whole thing kind of added together here through monday at 5 00, the potential rain fall from a computer model calling for areas north of chris cal river, especially crystal river, potential live, this is just an potentially, this is an estimate, but its up into northern florida with higher estimates than that. The rests of areas one to two inch, the coastal areas favored. The heavy rain ahead forecasted by the european computer model. Sunday, especially for the northern part of state, but that does possibly effect the Northern Areas<\/a> here locally. More heavy rain with the area of low pressure sinking south, but the morning rain continues in the forecast probably through tuesday. At the end of this eightday forecast get back into a more normal pattern. Early sunshine, afternoon shrouds and thunderstorms. Clouds and thunderstorms. 88 in the afternoon, again scattered storms push a bit more inland. The next three days you see the 60 percent for sunday, and then for monday 60 percent chance. Additional atmospheric moisture through the weekend and early part of next week, so a lot of moisture available to be turned into rain, favoring the northern spots. There you go. The eightday forecast calling for hah 50 to 60 percent chance of rain. Start to get back into a more typical pattern meaning more sunshine early in the day, and then afternoon and evening showers and thunderstorms as we get into thursday, friday, wet pattern, but you saw the forecast with the rain fall favoring coastal areas and points north. You know, well see some clouds around too, at least holding down the temperatures a bit this weekend. And app parentally were and apparently were going over to the game things. Oh, yeah, what would your olympic sport of choice be is this. Probably just running on that computer game. Because thats the only thing you can do . Right [ laughter ] and she took the bronze. Now next in sportings, a costly injury sets up a spot on the roaster. Were ask dan lucas roster. And dan lucas shows one player quickly making a name z22qbz zy6z . . . Its the worst part about football on any level, the injuries. Unfortunately. And i know we wish george the best. The injury bug nabbed a big fractured hip, placed on injured reserve. A big loss entering week two, but the show goes on, and now howard jones and brown will fill in for his spot. At least three more spots are open, and in least one spot unknown players are making a case to make this roster example. Jonathan krauss who touchdown after touchdown after this mornings red zone work. The other day i didnt even know that guys name, and jason and those guyed pulled him off the wire, talked about his history, and for a kid that just came out here hes doing well. The coach didnt even know who he was so mark down krauss as as i player to watch next thursday with the bucs and philadelphia eagles. Well broadcast the game on great 38. The rays knew that short stop matt duffy had an injury acquiring him from the giant, and another player in the deal lucious fox has an injury the rays didnt reveal, so that could entitle them money. And this is a nice dose of base running here. Beating the throw, and the rays up 21. Brad miller, his 20th home run. Think hes taking this demotion from short stop lightly . Blast from him, but it all goes away. Pinch hit tworun homer, the rays lose 62, and interesting their 1st baseman retiring after this year, battling nagging injuries, and they think they have the replacement ready to go. Greg byrd injured as well. This is the Injury Report<\/a> tonight. Yeah [ laughter ] you hate to see that with the bucs. Yes, a role player last year, came from the detroit lions, i thought it was a good last year, and thats a wonderful position for the team. All right, well be right back with the winning lottery there is a grocery store, it is right down the street like 2 miles, and i will drive past it. Every time i go grocery shopping, because right past it there is a publix. I wouldnt shop anywhere else. They always go out of their way for me so i dont mind going a little out of my way for them. The people are always friendly, always helpful, they dont just point to aisle 7, and say good luck. They literally, they will walk you there. Theyre just nice. Publix. Where shopping is a pleasure. Your winning lotly numbers here on fantasy 5 is 1, 9, 13, 28, 36, trying to foe use here fellows. Lucky money, and then the megamillions. 5, 18, 28, 54, 74 with a megaball of of. The peanut gallery helping me do my job. You know the ceremonies were yes, there was. 77 to start to day. Maybe a few morning showers, the pattern the last several days, and the potential for rain fall in north florida especially, but perhaps northern sections of our area, the news channel 8 viewing area are fairly high that weekend, so watch for the this weekend, so watch for showers early in the day. Okay 77 we keep having it. Every day this week 77. Were stuck im not sure youre changing that graphic. Hes like repeat [ well, it is tomorrow already. Heres the night cap. Thousands of villains and superheroes descending on downtown tampa for the annual comic con event. Every year it draws tens of thousands to the area, and tickets are still available. You can find the prices and times on www. Wfla. Com. Were done [ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center<\/a> in the heart of new york city, its the tonighsh jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Jerry Seinfeld<\/a>, seth rogen, musical guest jason derulo. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 516, Strong Island<\/a> yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] . Audience u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] oh, that felt good. Oh i feel fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon, [ laughter ] of course, everybodys excited about tonights Opening Ceremony<\/a> of the rio olympics [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Its great. Wasnt it great . I dont know about you. My favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. So realistic. But its actually true. Construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the Opening Ceremony<\/a>. They went to cut the ribbon, and the workers were like, stop, thats holding it together dont [ laughter ] dont cut that. Wait till it dries. Cut it in a week. Of course, rio has had its fair share of problems the last couple of months getting ready for the olympics, but if youre looking for just one moment that sort of sums it all up, i think this might be it. And now, adding insult to injury, check out these workers using bolt cutters to open the gates to the stadium to tonights venue after reportedly losing their key. Theyre going to be so mad when they remember the spare key under the flower pot. [ laughter ] like, oh, why didnt you tell me . I had a bolt cutter. This had some people disappointed. The International Olympic<\/a> committee is banning people from using their footage to make gifs or vines, which has a a lot of younger people bummed out. But they didnt say anything about memes. [ laughter ] so we wanted to help you get started. Heres a few olympic memes that we came up with. First up, this memsa squat goals. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this meme says, when bae see that search history. [ laughter and applause ] steve ooh. Jimmy heres another athlete. Her meme says, when you realize your mom joined facebook. [ laughter ] its like, noooo no [ applause ] finally, heres a spring board diver. His meme is these are memes to get you started. You can do whatever you want with them. [ applause ] guys, heres an election update. I read that Hillary Clintons<\/a> campaign is stepping up their efforts to get millennials to vote for her in november. When he heard that, donald trump said, im pretty sure millennials gonna vote for me. Shes my wife. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that right, millennial . This is pretty funny. Donald trump unveiled his apparently its made up entirely of men, six of whom are actually named steve. [ laughter ] trump was like, in my defense, you know how hard it has to find women named steve . [ laughter ] i mean i tried. [ applause ] right, millennial . [ laughter ] i saw that a female reporter asked donald trump about how many women would be in his cabinet if he became president. And trumps answer was pretty good news for the reporter. Take a look. Who you would actually put well, we have so many different ones to choose. There really are so many that are really talented people, like you. You are so talented and i dont know if youre [ light laughter ] is this breaking news . Am i going to be in the cabinet . You know, there really is some very talented is that a yes . Sounds like it to me. Oh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on its not like some random tv personality can just end up in the white house. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, very much, everybody, thank you very much. The summer olympics opening ceremonies were so great he is just the best. From the emmy nominated series, comedians in cars getting coffee, Jerry Seinfeld<\/a> is stopping by tonight [ cheers and applause ] its a big show. Steve come on jimmy also, joining us tonight is another hilarious person, whose new Movie Sausage Party<\/a> is in theaters [ laughter ] everywhere next friday. Features a superstar cast. Sausage party. Steve love it. Jimmy its his film. Steve Sausage Party<\/a>. Jimmy our man, seth rogen, is in the house, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its an animated film. Seth seth and i are going to talk about the Sausage Party<\/a> movie. Then he and i are going to face off in a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] steve vuvuzela. Jimmy and we have great music from my pal. Jason derulo is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] goes with the [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] jimmy guys, todays friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well, i was running a bit running a bit behind, so i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool . You guys are the best. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I got my pen. I got my i got my note cards here. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . . Steve look how happy he is. Jimmy yeah. How patriotic he is. He wore his all his black, uh steve his black plaid. Jimmy his black plaid, yeah. Exactly, yeah. . Thank you, nbcs coverage of the olympics in rio de janeiro, for allowing me to watch bob costas profile athletes, see matt lauer interview gold medalists, and most importantly, hear tom brokaw say, rio jee janeiro. [ laughter ] rio de janeiro. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy hes the best. [ light laughter ] . Thank you, team u. S. A. s Opening Ceremony<\/a> outfits, for showing america that our athletes are ready and fired up to go to prep school in 1985 . Steve yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im down. . For showing us that the guy from the mens bathroom sign likes to stay active. [ laughter ] i mean, busy dude. Steve busy guy. Jimmy he does everything. Steve everything swims. Jimmy like crossfit. Steve skis. Everything. Jimmy everything. Steve just like james. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] . Jimmy thank you, 74th annual golden globes, for letting me host next year. . Although, now that the globes are 74, they just renamed them the sag awards. [ laughter ] steve hey is that true . Jimmy that is not true. Its a joke. Steve they didnt. Okay. . Jimmy thank you, the bachelorette, jojo, for choosing jordan, thus creating the perfect celebrity couple name, jojo. [ cheers and applause ] steve jojo. Yeah. . Jimmy thank you, high jump, or as i like to call you, opposite limbo. [ laughter ] steve exactly. You dont go under, you go over. [ applause ] . Everybody round the world jack be nimble jack be quick . . Jack go under limbo stick . Steve lets do it. [ light laughter ] . Jimmy thank you, Sausage Party<\/a>, for hitting theaters next week and hitting the internet this week. [ laughter ] steve hey oh [ cheers ] jimmy hey steve wow . Orlandos in bloom. Jimmy all right. Hey. [ cheers ] ho hey steve hey . Jimmy thank you, people who sleepwalk, for literally following your dreams. [ laughter ] [ applause ] . Steve thank you. [ light laughter ] . Jimmy thank you, nbcs logo during the olympics, for making it look like the peacock just laid a bunch of eggs. [ laughter ] there you go have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. We will be right back with Jerry Seinfeld<\/a> [ cheers and applause ] . From the powder to the pavement, skylines, coastlines, out in the country, deep in the city. We got you covered. 311 million americans and counting. And we wont stop. Come see why tmobile is the 1 recommended Wireless Company<\/a> in america. Whats up schumer . Okay, i got roped into spending the day with my sisters kids makes farting noise and they like keep talking about back to School Shopping<\/a> . Back to school is like our red carpet. Just go to old navy. They have like the coolest back to School Clothes<\/a> up to 60 off. Its what we all wear. And they have jeans starting at like 10 bucks. Noice dont say noice. What were going to old navy. Whos excited . . . . . Jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome back we are joined right now by a a legendary standup comedian who created and starred in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and his web series comedians in cars getting coffee was just nominated for emmy award for outstanding variety talk series. Please welcome one of the best to ever do it, mr. Jerry seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy well all sit down, well all relax. I didnt want, i just wanted that part. Jimmy no, no. We got to talk part. Oh. Jimmy yeah, the talk part. Okay, all right. Jimmy its a talk show, yeah. Oh, its a talk show. [ light laughter ] people talking. Jimmy people talking. Thats what we do. Its ridiculous. Jimmy no, this is not ridiculous. People like to watch this. They do. Its weird. They can talk, but no, they want to watch us talk. Jimmy yeah. Its more, its more they want to see you talk. Yes, they do. Jimmy to hear you talk. [ cheers ] and they want to hear you. They want to know what you want to know about me. Jimmy thats true. Yeah. They want to know. Jimmy well first, i want to what is jimmy going to ask . Jimmy yeah. I dont ever ask like any gotcha questions. Are you worried when you come on my show . No. Id like to see you get me. I would like it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i cant you cant. Jimmy its like pokemon. I cant get you. No. Jimmy i cant get to you. [ laughter ] i cant get, youre ungettable. No. Jimmy yeah. I wouldnt want to do that. What have you ever done . I havent done anything. Jimmy no, i didnt think you have done anything. Not really. Jimmy i dont think you have. No. Jimmy no. Why is our voice so high . Jimmy i know, like i start [ laughter ] every time you come on i Start Talking<\/a> like you. I love it. Jimmy and then you Start Talking<\/a> like my impression of you. Thats right. Jimmy and then by the end were both talking like this. Were both yelling. [ laughter ] thats serious. Thats what we both do when we yell and talk. [ applause ] ive got to say congratulations on comedians in cars getting coffee. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got nominated. Jimmy it is a great show. And its on crackle. Com. But i dont know where that is. I dont know how i find it. You dont have to. Jimmy i find it. Just type in the name of the show. Jimmy and you find it. And you find it. Jimmy it is great. And its pretty, thank you. And its pretty, so its the same category that this amazing show is in. Jimmy yeah, we are nominated for the same category. For the same category. How uncomfortable is this . [ cheers and applause ] its so uncomfortable. Jimmy its true. And here is why its uncomfortable. Jimmy why . Because this is as big as it gets. Your show on a major network, spent, and that i caught you with three gopros in a used car. [ laughter ] i have now jimmy that is were now tied. Were tied. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what . Here is why i really like you. Youre a happy person. Dont you think i am . Jimmy yes. You know me pretty well. Weve hung out a bunch. Jimmy are you a happy person . Im a happy person. Jimmy but youre also very irritable. Very irritable. Jimmy you do. Yeah. [ light laughter ] i dont even get myself. I dont understand it. Jimmy re much as im enjoying life. Jimmy yeah. And you can see im a guy that enjoys life. Jimmy yeah. Im extremely irritated all the time. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is bugging you . What is bugging you recently . I dont know. Well, every time you come to a a light in new york, you wait to see which cab door is going to open and what is going to come out of his mouth. [ laughter ] every cab driver at every red light spits something out on to to spit. Yeah. People think that anything you throw on the street in new york will just be reabsorbed into the city. [ laughter ] its just, oh, it goes back in the flow of the city. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Like the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, just like the ocean. Jimmy yeah. What else is bugging you . Well, i went and took the kids bowling the other day. Jimmy thats fun. My kids are too young. But pretty soon. Jimmy really . Pretty soon. Because they have it the way they set it up, heres how horrible we are as parents, our whole generation, you, me. They have this thing now in a a Bowling Alley<\/a> that comes up in the gutter. Sticks like a fence comes up in the gutter so that the kid cant not hit the pins. He cant miss. This is how nice life preparation, by the way. [ light laughter ] if your child is traumatized by a gutter ball, the kids not going to make it, okay . [ laughter ] not going to make it. Just quit. Jimmy just quit. Yeah. Quit right now. We need to put an extra gutter, put a third gutter. You want to know what its like out there . Its all gutters, kid. Its all gutters. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats exactly right. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy prepare them for life. Prepare em. Jimmy how old are your kids now . Kids are 15, 13 and 10. Jimmy do they have cell phones . Yeah, sure. Sure, yeah. Jimmy they all do, right . Yeah, they all do. Remember when your life was just your life . That was kind of what you were thinking about . Jimmy yeah. And now its your life and your phones batte l those are your lives. Jimmy those are your lives. Yeah. And i dont know which is more important. [ light laughter ] because if your phones dead, does it really matter if youre still alive . [ laughter ] it doesnt. Jimmy come on. When the phones getting weak, do you feel tired . [ light laughter ] i feel when my phone is down like 19, i feel like, just so weak. Jimmy youre drained, as well. Drained, yeah. Jimmy youre drained as well. Comedians in cars is is it season eight . Yeah, well there are little seasons though. We just do six and they are short shows. Very short. Jimmy this last one fantastic. Oh, thank you. Jimmy congratulations on the nom you did an interview with Lorne Michaels<\/a>. Lorne michaels, your executive producer. Jimmy who i just love and hes just the smartest guy. Yeah. Jimmy the most fun, charming guy. Hes a guy that Everybody Knows<\/a> about but nobody really knows whats he really like . Jimmy he was the best interview ive ever seen with Lorne Michaels<\/a>. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It was fun. Jimmy it was like going out to dinner with him. Yeah. Jimmy and telling all those great stories. Yes. Jimmy you know what . Jimmy youre good. Youre a good interviewer because youre a good listener, good audience. Yes, i am. Jimmy you laugh. [ light laughter ] i like comedy. Jimmy yeah. And i like anything funny. If i like the person, anything they say, i laugh. Jimmy yeah, its great. Yeah. Jimmy and its fun to watch. Im like you that way. Jimmy you do, yeah . Youre a good audience, too. Jimmy yeah. I like to you know im a fan of you and i yeah, im a fan of you. Jimmy im a fan of you. [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] you are you, im you. Were both you. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip, if you havent seen it. Here is Lorne Michaels<\/a> describing how working with comedians is like watching monkeys at the zoo. [ light laughter ] this is comedians in cars getting coffee. And then and then before you leave theres the monkeys. Theres something about the joy, the sheer fooling around because it is what comedians do. You know, you cant tell when theyre working. You know what i mean . You cant tell what theyre doing or how theyre working. And its disorganized and to make each other laugh. Yeah. And they never seem to be settling down and getting work done. No. Theyre talking in the hall about sports. Yeah. And somehow at the end of the week there is a show. Exactly. So you cant run that through a a normal organizational because theyre the monkeys. Yeah, because theyre the monkeys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats the problem. Were the monkeys. Jimmy thank you for being here. Im about to do a lip sync battle will seth rogen. Oh. Jimmy later on in the show. Have you ever lip sync battled jimmy you would never do that . You know what, jimmy . Anything you ask me to do, i would do. And i dont want to do it. Jimmy yeah. And i dont think i would like it or be good at it. If you say do it, i will do it. Jimmy all right, then not now. Jimmy not now. Maybe some time. Some time. Some time. Jimmy all right, good. Guys, watch jerrys emmynominated series. Comediansincarsgettingcoffee. Co. [ cheers and applause ] Jerry Seinfeld<\/a>, right there. Seth rogen joins us after the break stick around, everybody. It will be great. [ cheers and applause ] . I note the obvious differences in the human family. Some of us are serious, some thrive on comedy. Ive sailed upon the seven seas and stopped in every land, ive seen the wonders of the world not yet one common man. I know ten thousand women who really were the same. Mirror twins are different although their features jibe, and lovers think quite different thoughts while lying side by side. I note the obvious differences between each sort and type, but we are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike. We are more alike, my friends, . Why be in the kitchen. When you can be in the moment . . Olive garden now offers catering delivery. We make the food and deliver it to your door. How does a girl go from this. Oh, screw off. To this. [ beeps ] im pregnant . You have no idea which of us is the father . Surprise. [ laughs nervously ] bridget, who do you want to be the father . The billionaire . Or the ex . Bridget, ive missed you. Oh, god. How would you like to give birth . Quickly. [ moaning in pain ] ahhhh oh. Just think away the pain. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined by a a very funny and hard working comedian, writer, and director, starting next friday, you can see him and an amazing cast including jonah hill, kristen wiig, Edward Norton<\/a> and selma hayek in the first animated movie in history. Its called Sausage Party<\/a>. Its hilarious. Please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen [ cheers and applause ] . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . Tariq what i wanna know is where the sausage came back. Thats so nice. Jimmy thank you for coming back thank you for having me. Jimmy they love you. Come on, we love you. Thats so nice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre in a great mood tonight. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thats wonderful. Jimmy you have a history of following Jerry Seinfeld<\/a>. I do have a very unfortunate history of follow Jerry Seinfeld<\/a>. When i was, like, 14 years old, i wanted to be in the just for laughs comedy festival which is in montreal, and to audition for it, i had to fly to los ask. I get there, im 14, super nervous and im at a showcase at the improv. Jimmy on melrose . Yeah on melrose, and so im about to go up, and someone tells me seinfelds coming. I was, like, what . Hes coming, and if he gets here before its your time, hes going to go up, and then youll go up. I was, like, no, man [ laughter ] jimmy you cant follow se tell them no. And they were, like, we cant do that. Thats not how it works. And so i literally remember seeing a porsche pull up out front so i was like no. I know him and his porsches. His jewish parents should be ashamed, by the way, but anyway. [ laughter ] so a porsche pulled up, my parents would kill me. And then i see i see him getting out, and he goes up, right before im supposed to, and he, like, annihilates like hes very funny. Deal with airplane food . Its the hits you know. Jimmy he has all the hits. [ light laughter ] hes the greatest. Yeah, yeah. And he, like, annihilates, and the whole time im just standing there, like, i hate you Jerry Seinfeld<\/a>. [ light laughter ] how could you do this to me . Jimmy you ruined my whole shot of going to montreal. Exactly and i get up on stage, and i have, like, what is to this date the most comedicly traumatizing experience of my entire life, and i remember, like, microphones give up just an anything else, its like the sound of a speaker, and i remember being on stage, and to this point i remember the moment, where i was, like, man, i can hear that buzz really loud right now. Jimmy oh no, im so sorry. Never has a room full of people been so silent. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Yeah, and to this day, i personally dislike Jerry Seinfeld<\/a>. [ laughter ] jimmy and he did it again tonight. He did it again tonight. Ruining it again jimmy i really had the same thing. Jerry at the improv. He came in, i saw the car outside. What is he doing . Jimmy i just i think hes making us tougher. Yeah, i dont know. I think he finds out something cool were about to do and then does it first. [ laughter ] i like, see him leaving my wifes bedroom. [ laughter ] dont bother, pal. [ laughter ] jimmy well i took care of that. [ laughter ] jimmy lets segue into the movie. Thats an organic. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for the im sorry you have to talk about it. I have to apologize, like i talked to the New York Times<\/a> about it. Im like, you guys should not have to talk about this. I apologize. Jimmy well, ive heard a a lot of things i like about this. Number one is you have been working on this for, like, ten years. Yeah, which is humiliating to say about a talking hot dog movie, but, yes. [ laughter ] a third of my life, ive been working on making this movie. Jimmy you wanted it to be good, and the animation is spectacular, by the way. We really wanted it to feel like a pixar movie and have the skin and vibe and the overall feeling of a pixar movie, and then we made it completely deranged and insane, and, you know, pixar is so good at examining the secret life of cars and toys and bugs, and were like, well, if you look at the secret life of food, its horrifying because you eat it. And [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. So to us, it was a brilliant movie idea. [ laughter ] jimmy the cast is jonah hill, michael cera, kristen wigg, james franco, paul rudd, Edward Norton<\/a>, its unbelievable, and the music is by allen menken, whos won oscars. Hes won like eight oscars i think. Jimmy how did you convince him . He did like little mermaid. He did the aladdin and the little mermaid. 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