You know, we have a good one tonight. We have a superhero on the show, Benedict Cumberbatch is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the n stars in the new marvel movie jimmy Doctor Strange which if you dont know is the story of a former neurosurgeon that gets drawn into a strange world he knows nothing about. Its based on the life of dr. Ben carson. To we still rememb how many of you did not watch the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay, good. We got some dummies in the audience. I like that. Last night from las vegas, trump versus clinton three, and just like that were one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 Million People watched screamed at their tv. There were a few more catch phrases and guillermo got a new jimmy i like that. Are you selling those . No. Theyre free for the bad hombres. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy bad hombres was one of the more memorable sayings from trump. The problem is we pronounced it like this. We have bad aumbre here. J guillermo . Hungry. Jimmy donald trump is in trouble, we have bad hungries here. What do they call hungry man dinners in spanish . Aumbr . H aumbr . Hombre. Jimmy there were a number of zingers last night. I thought this was a good one too. It is up to us to make that true now and in the future and particularly for our children and our grandchildren. Mr. Trump . [ laughter ] jimmy that was good. Donald trump respects women more than even they respect themselves. Thats important to remember. Trump needed a Strong Performance in the debate. His poll numbers have been dropping, and after last night, he is only hope is michael j. Fox shows up with a time machine. He seems to know the end is near. He refused to say whether or not he would accept the outcome of the election. He said hed look at i suspense. Thats a controversial thing to say, so today people went nuts. He clarified today, and hopefully this will put that issue to bed. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the i will totally accept the results of this great and historic president ial election if i win. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i fe jimmy i feel the same way. Now hes just screwing with us, speaking of jokes, tonight this is interesting. Clinton and trump are at a dinner together. The al smith dinner. He was the governor of new york 20s. The dinner is a Charity Event thrown annually by the diocese there, the catholic church. Its a tradition in the candidates to show up and tell jokes like a roast. In 2012 mitt romney and obama. They both joked around. 2008, obama and john mccain joked. Tonight hillary and donald are one seat apart with a cardinal their marriage annulled. Id love to know how that is going. Donald trump is not a selfdeprecating guy. A lot of people believe the reason he got into politics is because president obama roasted him at the white house correspondents dinner. If the cardinal starts making fun of him, he might try to run for pope. [ laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the cleveland indians. Who are headed to the world series. [ cheers and applause ] for the First Time Since 1997. They will play the winner of the dodgers cubs series. This is a big one. The cubs havent won the world series since like 1425 or something. [ laughter ] like 600 years. To capture the excitement in a tequila bottle, we sent our Sports Correspondent guillermo to Dodger Stadium to chat with the players in this exclusive onfield report. Guillermo who what are you going for halloween . I might be myself. Guillermo myself . Why . No one will expect it. Guillermo thats going to be very scary. When you play baseball and you dont want to get too excited, do you think about sex . No, because then ill get really excited. Guillermo whats your favorite base . Home base. Yeah. I like home base. Guillermo one of my favorite bases with girls. I got a girlfriend. Guillermo oh, you got a girlfriend, oh. Whats her favorite base . [ laughter ] guillermo can you sign my ball . Which one . Guillermo here. A basketball . Why dont you have a baseball . Guillermo i couldnt find one. The ball looks like this, well be in good shape. A basketball . [ speaking spanish ] guillermo i like how you hold the ball, my ball, i like how you hold my ball. Im holding a basketball right now. Guillermo last thing, can i touch your beard and you can touch my moustache. Bring good luck tonight. Yeah, lets go. Guillermo now you can touch my mustache. Oh i think yours is a lot nicer than mine. You do a better jonathan me. Guillermo okay, when you pitch youve got to follow through, okay . Okay . You left, so you step like this and you go, and then. Guillermo just like that. Show me . You did it. Thats it. Guillermo show me how you do it. I just step. Yeah. Guillermo you have work more on that. I have to work on it . Guillermo yeah. Okay. Guillermo can i give you a hug for good luck . Thank you. I got to get ready. Guillermo okay. I got to give 115. Guillermo okay. You want to come with me . Guillermo yeah, ill come with you. Now weve become friends. Thats it from the locker room. This is guillermo. Back to you, jimmy. Jimmy gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. And the world series starts tuesday on fox. It is thursday night which as you know means its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Let me be the last person to welcome you to tonights debate and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. What we want to do is to replenish. Such a nasty [ bleep ]. Every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. I like [ bleep ]. The dodgers playing is obvious. Pitch kris bryant and anthony advice for donald . [ bleep ]. Is it sad that i always obey the law . I have all the documents. I have very clean [ bleep ]. Called brrn called brrnts Bernie Sanders a. [ bleep ]. Did you . Well, you know you know. . We broke the record . Is it the biggest ever, grandpa . Well, its certainly the biggest [ bleep ] ive ever seen, d donald trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ bleep ] it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when when we come back from the break, when we return our old friend and trump Superfan Jake bird was in las vegas for the debate. We send jake to all the big political events. This is what we got from him at the Republican National convention. Give the guy some air. Hes hilarious. I love this guy. Chicken parm. Chicken parm. Jimmy when we come back, jake bird takes the trump train to vegas so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . 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Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. Jimmy welc jimmy welcome back to the show. Benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from flatbush zombies is on the way. The third and final president ial debate was in las vegas yesterday. Cameras were there, the lamestream media was there, also Donald Trumps number one supporter jake bird. Jake made a pilgrimage to vegas to file this very special report. Good morning from las vegas. Its debate day. Im staying at the trump hotel unlimited shrimp. Its warm. . . . You take the high road and ill take the low road . . And ill be in the white house before you . Wrong. Cant read that. Im from chino, california. Can i tell you something . When they go low, i get high. Free billy bus free billy bush free billy bush everybody is getting on Donald Trumps case about locker room talk. Let me tell you something, i know about locker room talk. I remember it from high school. Everyone would say things like, isnt it cool how coach gives us why is coach taking a shower with us again . When i get over and have big boy hair im going to shave it into a t like coach does. Its locker room talk. I would like to bet that sock full of nickels on donald trump to win the big debate. Can the debate can wait. Im going to go for a ride on a sex bike. Ive seen larger. Who are you who are you convincing to now come to you and see you as a president ial candidate . Vote for hillary. Shes so pretty and i love her so much. Shes a 2 at best. Oh shes not my first choice, this i can tell you. I would certainly say the News Coverage has been stilted. I really dont know about rigging ill tell you, the entire thing is rigged. Okay . You try sitting through the whole secret life of pets. It couldnt happen. Not getting fooled again. I keep forgetting. Ill be voting for donald trump based on the issue explained in this speech. Exactly. This guys got it all going on up here. Everyone is getting on donald trump about attacking ladies and grabbing their baby caves. Listen to what he wrote. Crippled america. Listen. Page 27. Youre going to like this. Ill talk to you after. You didnt read this. First class. The blonde walked on. I grabbed her and gave her a good shellacking with my tongue. Then came the redhead. She reached around me and started massaging my very sensitive nipples. Is that clinton . Who are you talking about, clinton . The stewardess walked and up said, warm nuts . Yes, they are, i said. Yes, they are. Dangerous person ever to run for the presidency of the united states. And thats my opinion. And im entitled to it. You absolutely are. This guy told me a great joke, why doesnt donald trump like siegfried and roy . Because their pussies grab them. A big issue right now is economic, safety, and health care. Exactly. The fell femmecrats want to talk bathrooms. Hillary clinton deleted 33,000 shemails. Theyre gone. The debate is starting. I know the hottest place to watch it. Come on. Hot slots. Bartender . I would like one shot of grownup liquor every time they say the v word. Grownup liquor, okay. If you become president this country is going to be in some mess. Such a nasty woman. Excuse me. My turn. It has been a disaster, and i didnt even apologize to my wife. Well, lets go get paid. Donald trump won. Where are my nickels at . Where are all my nickels at . What the [ bleep ] did you just say . Just locker room talk. [ cheers and applause jimmy jimmy thank you. Trump ship trump ship trump ship [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight on the show we have music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher is here and well be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch. S been eyeing all year. . . Happiness is . . Happiness is . . Different things to different people . . 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Then from brooklyn, new york their album is called 3001 a laced odyssey flatbush zombies from the crown royal outdoor stage. Next week well be visited by felicity jones, mario batali, gordon ramsay, andrew garfield, miles teller, our pal science Bob Pflugfelder will amaze well have music from jimmy eat world, on monday night, president barack obama will be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sitting right there in that seat. Our first guest tonight is an oscarnominated actor and soon to be sorcerer supreme, he plays the master of mystical arts in marvels Doctor Strange. It opens in theaters and imax november 4th. Please welcome benedict [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very jimmy very good to see you. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy hows it going . Thank you for coming. I know the Doctor Strange premiere is just across the street. They have just finished building. Its exciting. Jimmy they closed down the whole block. I know. A lot of traffic to get through. Its very exciting. Jimmy were used to it here. Are you excited . See the film. Jimmy youve not seen it . No. Theres double trepidation. Theres always a butterfly in the stomach when youre seeing a premiere mere. But when youre seeing it for the first time. Jimmy i love that ive seen it and you havent. Isnt that something . [ laughter ] im not in the movie as far as i know. Is it okay . Jimmy its great. Its really good, yeah. Thats all right. Jimmy and i love Doctor Strange. Thats one of my favorite characters from the comics, i about when youre a little kid, you imagine having these powers. Its different from the other superheros. Theres a supernatural element that i like. I think you did a great job. Youll be pleased, i think, when you see it. Thank you. Ill come back and tell you. Jimmy are you comfortable with watching yourself on screen . Never. Jimmy yeah. Never. Thats why i wanted to do it in a worldwide premiere. Ease me into it. No, its weird, isnt it. I get what most people think when they hear themselves back on an answering machine. Like oh, r jimmy thats a good point. Thats like watching your work as an actor times a thousand. Its just very peculiar. Jimmy thats a great way to put it. When people hear their voice played back they go, i dont sound like that. Its uncomfortable. Ive never heard anyone say i sound great jimmy donald trump, i bet he thinks he sounds great. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy guaranteed. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering how you were going to jam the trump in. There he is. The english examination board, i dont accept those results. I did not win, so i jimmy what were your results . Were they satisfactory . They were not the results i actually got. [ laughter ] something was definitely fixed. Jimmy when youre in the theater and watching the movie for the first time, i would imagine the people around you are going to be very aware of your presence. Yeah. Thats a point. I hadnt thought of that, yeah. There is that. Jimmy they cant text. Jimmy and if they do ill growl at them if they text. Jimmy you absolutely should. Ill get english and middle class and tut loudly in the quiet bits. Jimmy do you feel compelled to react and clap . Oversupport my own place . Yeah. No. Now youre going to make me feel like im really selfconscious. Im goi im going to sit there with a blank face. Jimmy if youre not selfconscious there a number of locations . We did. Jimmy hong kong is one of the locations . Hong kong, london. We rebuilt what we used of hong kong because it was complex. Complex scene in the film. We couldnt have shot it like people see it in the movie. We filmed in london, and in long cross. Which was the studio. We killed in nepal and kathmandu, which was amazing. Jimmy had you been there before . I had been, yeah. Very briefly. When i was a student after i got the a level results that dont count, i went on a trip to teach tibetan mudist monks in india. But we took a week out the other volunteers and i. To go into nepal. We had a fantastic time. We were only in kathmandu a day and a night to plan the trips. One of the plans didnt involve having a map well, we had a map but not a guide for a walk into the himalayas. Jimmy wow. There were four of us. Mountain sickness struck, and then three of us and then two of us . Jimmy they died . [ laughter ] no. Thats the kind of ribbing i like to give. Talk casually about two friends who passed away on a trip. Thats how i like to promote a casual tunny casual tunny funny story about the death of dear friends. Jimmy phillip and bob, well miss them. Great air time on a talk show. No, seriously, they were fine, i think. And it was scary, but they lived to tell the tale. They went back down the mountain. The hill, but it felt like a mountain towels. It was high enough to get mountain sickness. We carried on ill advisedly without a guide. Maps were very poor in those days, pregps. There was very little way of getting it right when you get it wrong. I started to get the same mountain sickness, and you have to go fast down and we literally reached one of the metaphor forks in the road. We didnt know which would go where. It was a heavy mist. We went down the path and went down which is good in a way, but it just hit a dead end of bamboo and then rocks and cliff and we and a night. It was quite scary. Jimmy who found you . We found our own way back to this plateau outside of walking through god, we went through a river, we went through a bit of jungle at the lower part of the mountain, then broke onto this sort of pasture land that was something out of the sound of music. Julie andrews didnt find us. [ laughter ] some kindly shepherd did, and we did the universal sign for hunger. Wed literally been kind of sign for that . I think its Something Like this. Its like baby sign language. Aah jimmy and they fed you . We had a delightful meal of greens and boiled eggs. Nothing to do with cooking, but i did get amoebic dysentery. Jimmy when jimmy when were in college, we go to Daytona Beach and lift up our shirts. Clip from the new movie Doctor Strange. Benedict cumberbatch is here. Be right back [ cheers and applause ] coming up on look famous people we catch flo, the progressi