Bernie sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. But then he warned trump, i keep the office hot and i dont clean up my pistachios. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] according to new research, with a guided meditation process called erotic hypnosis, it may be possible to experience a touchfree orgasm. Lets try it, said melania. [ cheers and applause ] a group of Scientists Say they have been able to give paralyzed monkeys back the control of their legs using new implants. Said monkeys who got the implants, my eyes are up here. [ laughter ] im still a monkey with a brain, sir. Ago today but whos counting . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, a lot of us, we talked about this last night, a lot of us were shocked, surprised that donald trump won the election. And because of the overwhelming support of a candidate whos been openly racist, misogynist and antigay, many of us are struggling with how to feel right now. So here with a special message, our writers, amber ruffin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hi, seth. Seth hi. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, seth, thank you for letting me come out tonight. Seth of course, any time, amber. I have a special message to all of the white hillary supporters who are feeling disappointed in their fellow americans today. Join the fun. Seth sorry. Amber, sorry, join the fun, what do you mean . Yeah, that feeling youre feeling, right now. Black people have been feeling this way forever join the fun woo [ light laughter ] right now youre wondering how youre going to get along with all your friends who voted for trump. This is how black people feel all the time. Join the fun [ light laughter ] seth now, amber, if i may, here, you told me you had a message of hope. And i do. I hope that fool doesnt get us all killed. Woo [ laughter and applause ] seth amber, amber, amber. That that im sorry that isnt hopeful, thats sad. I mean, do you have any good news . Yeah. Seth okay, good. It only gets worse woo from now on, every time you look at a white person, youre going about emails than racism. Jtf. Join the fun [ light laughter ] woo this week my facebook feed is full of white people being, like, who knew america was so racist . We did woo [ laughter ] join the fun seth amber, amber, amber. My understng elections silver lining. Is there one . Yeah, its official. People are more misogynistic than racist. Seth well, thats not a silver lining. Tell me about it. Im black and a woman wheres the fun . Heres the fun, join it [ light laughter ] seth amber, please, stop calling it fun. What youre describing is not fun. Not at first its not. The thought of someone believing you deserve fewer rights because but then you realize that by doing what you do everyday, you prove to them you are unstoppable. They can spend their time trying to pass laws to take away your rights and silence your voice, but all you have to do is live your lives right in their faces, and it proves we simply cannot be stopped. [ cheers and applause ] seth amber, wow, what you said there, that was that was really beautiful, amber. Oh, thank you. Thats the last beautiful thing youll hear before we all die join the fun seth give it up for amber, everyone [ cheers and applause ] amber ruffin where are you going . You guys, weve got a great show for you tonight. He is the anchor from nbc nightly news. [ cheers and applause ] also, from tbs search party, fantastic actress alia shawkat is here. [ cheers and applause ] great new show, cant wait to talk to her. And she has her first novel is out, it is called the wangs vs. The world. An amazing read. Jade chang is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a fantastic author. Now we have a lot to get to, but before we do that, i am 42 years old. Im married. I ha c but nothing makes me feel older than when i realized i do not know the new slang terms that teenagers are using. It seems like these days teen slang terms are evolving so fast it is impossible to keep up. So we here at late night decided to give you a little primer on new teen slang terms on a segment we call seth explains teen slang. . [ cheers and applause ] lets start with this one, jack reacher, this is a popular new teen slang term. A really long phone charger. [ laughter ] here it is in the sentence, getting my phone plugged in behind the couch is mission impossible, anyone got a jack reacher . [ laughter ] up next, its tragic mike. Heres the definition, that drunk guy who always gets naked even though his body sucks. [ laughter ] lets see tragic mike in a sentence, typical friday night, tyler got hammered and streaked through the kitchen at 1 00 a. M. Hashtag tragic mike. Hashtag xxx. Moving on, heres a helpful slang term, grayz. Lets see what it means. When an old person tries way too hard to look cool and hip. [ light laughter ] lets see it in a sentence, did you see kevins 70yearold old aunt ellen trying to dab at his Birthday Party last night . She got 99 problems and most of them are medical. Hashtag grayz. [ cheers and applause ] what does bruce ringsteen mean . Well, its someone who leaves voice mail messages that last four hours. [ laughter ] lets see, in a sentence, my voice mailbox is full but it turned out to be just one long message from my mom detailing her knee operation. Hashtag bruce ringsteen. Hashtag born to run on. [ laughter ] obviously teens, theres a hookup culture, i dont know if you heard this about teens. They have a hookup culture. Our next slang term is snake eyes. Heres the definition, when two ones hook up at a party. [ audience ohs ] well hold on, lets use it in a sentence. [ laughter ] did you see big head susan and lazy eye brian going at it on the futon last night . Someone rolled snake eyes. And remember, if youre ever at a party and youre making out with someone and you cant see a snake eyes, youre the snake eyes. [ laughter ] everybody guys moving on. The holidays are coming up. And we have the slang term wanksgiving. Give it a second. Its not what you think. [ laughter ] heres the definition, when you go home for the holidays and masturbate in your childhood bed. [ laughter and applause ] childhood bedroom totally made me nostalgic. Then i saw a megan fox poster was still up on the wall and the next thing you know, its happy wanksgiving. [ applause ] moving on. Our next new slang term is aladdin. This has really taken off with teens. A guy who gets so high he starts talking to your carpet. [ laughter ] for example, if youre wondering why tyler isnt on the dance floor right now, its because that aladdins upstairs yelling at my moms rug for i would be okay with it if he wasnt naked. Hashtag tragic mike. [ laughter and applause ] our last teen slang term is president trump, it means something you cant believe actually happened. [ light laughter ] for example, hey, remember that guy who got kicked in the head by a horse . Hes our class valedictorian. Hashtag president trump. [ cheers and applause ] that was seth explains teen slang. Were going to be right back [ cheers and applause ] my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. beep yea. Look at us were twinsies i know who you guys are rooting for. Old navy were all wearing old navy. But theyre not a team. Oh really . Sweaters, coats, hats, gloves, and scarves in unison all half off okay. Enjoy the game. . . 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All this week weve had the incredible, incredible drummer record out now called city of cranes from his new group, band of other brothers, Keith Carlock, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for a great week, keith. We love having you. And give it up for the entire 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] with us every night. Our first guest tonight is the anchor of nbc nightly news with lester holt and dateline nbc. A new episode of dateline airs friday night at 9 00 p. M. Eastern, 8 00 central. Please welcome back to the show, our friend lester holt. Seth how are you . Im great. Seth im always so happy you make time for us. Obviously, youve already done nightly news tonight. Yeah, its been a slow news week so i thought i would stop by. [ laughter ] nothing really going on. Seth exactly. Nothing filling up your day. So today, obviously im going to guess you were reporting on the fact that donald trump went to with president obama. Yes. We did a special report today when that happened. A lot of people thought they would never see that. And of course, everyone wanted to be a fly on the wall because, well, they are kind of rivals. Seth sure. And they never met before. Yeah, no, they never actually have sat down together. So what happens in those things, typically they have their meeting and then late in the game they bring cameras in for a photo op. Seth yeah. They say a few words and then they kick the reporters out. So we dont really know what happened during the bulk of the meeting. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] well, donald trump said it was he said he was under the impression it was going to be 10 or 15 and they were in there for about 90 minutes. Seth well, you know, thats something. And obviously i think the country is better off if they are communicating. You know, i think it was you know, we ended our broadcast tonight with that image of them because i think the American Public needs to see that. Seth sure. See that, you know, listen, we move forward. Seth and, you know, historically when you look back through time and see other president s having those meetings, it does remind you we are in this together. Democrat handing it over to a republican, or vice versa. Its small club. Seth it is a very, very small club. Not a lot of people who have done that job. And so, you know, donald trump will understand the weight of the office just like the others learned along the way. Seth another thing that not a lot of people had as a job is moderating a president ial debate. Last time you were here you had just moderated one of the democratic primary debates. Thats right. Thats right. Seth and we were talking about the sort of unique stress involved in moderating a debate. I can only imagine how much debate. How did you find that experience . I should say real quick, i thought you did a fantastic job. Thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Not everyone felt the way you did, by the way. But thank you for that. [ light laughter ] it was you know, when i got the call, there was that wow, im gonna do the first president ial debate. And then about 30 minutes later, im going to do the first president ial debate. [ light laughter ] seth right. Its a lot of pressure. I mean, i had interviewed both of them. I, you know, obviously knew wherey but you dont know what to expect when you get them out on the stage there. And it is very lonely. Because you are seated there, the audience in the arena is behind you. You are told theres a hundred Million People are watching but all youre seeing is just the two of them. You have an ear piece. But all youre getting occasionally is just a time check. Seth right. You know, theres 40 minutes left in the debate. So youre kind of on your own and have you no idea really how its going. Seth and the difference, correct me if im wrong, but the difference between the previous one you did and this one, no commercials. No commercials. The previous one, i was with partner, so i could collect my thoughts when she was asking questions and vice versa. So yeah, this one youre on your own. Theres no commercials. It is 90 minutes. And i remember in the desk theres two clocks. There was a clock for the two minutes when they answered the initial question, then there was a time of day clock. And at one point i looked down and it was like, it said 10 09. I remember this. And it felt like a lot of time passed. And i went and i looked and it was 10 10. And im like [ laughter ] its like, time just time have you ever had moments like that in your life, where its just eveything seth yeah. And now i kind of want everything to speed up a little bit. [ laughter ] so well see how that goes. [ cheers and applause ] so again, i want to also credit, you know, covering an election like you did on tuesday night. You had a great team. Youre with chuck and savannah. Yeah. And tom brokaw. Seth tom brokaw. And obviously, i thought you were again, everybody, you have to remain sort of even, even as the results come in. Nonpartisan, i mean, like things are happening that no one expected and you have to sort of just remain calm about it all. How did it all lay out for you when it started breaking the way that nobody expected . You know, were all reporters. I mean, thats what we do. So we started the night, and i had discussions even before tuesday. I said, you know, when we go out there, this is breaking news. We dont really know how this is going to go. And lets just do what reporters do. We follow the story. And thats what we did. I remember looking over, you know, chuck todd with his hes got his ipads and phones hi remember he is looking at florida at one point and hes like, he gives this look. Whats going on . He says, theres not enough. She cant catch up here. Seth yeah. And that was the first hint that wait a minute, you know, the direction is going in a way that many people didnt anticipate. And we just continued to follow the story to its conclusion. Seth is it exciting for you to be in one of those situations where you kind of have to be at your best because of the fact that the news is breaking in a way that everyone, no matter them quickly. Yeah, i mean, i always try to put myself, no matter what the story, put myself in someones living room. How would i be watching . What would i want to know . And so there were many points. I said, lets walk through the boards again. Here are the states that are too close to call. Heres where theyre at. Because thats what people really want at that point. Seth yeah. They want how is this going to end . Its a big drama. We didnt finish up until, what was it . I think donald trump spoke around 2 45. Seth yeah. You know, we finished up at 3 30. Seth thats great. Because we wanted to be on live that night and nbc said i dont 12 30. And we would not have been. I would have been the only one in your audience. [ light laughter ] seth exactly. That would have just been you sitting there. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth so you know, i think you know, were only a couple days into this post election period. A lot of talk about how the media covered it. A lot of talk about how the polling was wrong. Was there an over focus on the polling . Do you think journalism is gonna sort of do a sort of post op as how this went . Wish got more coverage . Is there anything you wish had been done differently . Well, i mean, i think the late night host got it wrong. [ laughter ] seth yeah. We no, you know seth we may have on that. Ive been reading all these articles and you know, obviously we want to go back and look at, you know, what we could have done better. But the fact of the matter is, you know, everyone was you know, there was a surprise. It was different than the polls anticipated. You know, the polls dont make the decisions, we make the decisions. So tuesday, those of us that seth yeah. And you know what, the system worked, you know . The person with the most electoral votes in the end won. So well certainly go back and look. Im really proud of our team. Weve you know, this has been a long, long road. You know, we had a candidate like none other, you know, who really you know, added new dynamic to the race. We had our younger, what we call our road warriors, who are out there covering these stories. Seth they did a fantastic job. And they were just amazing. And it was just energized the place. And you know, tuesday was our super bowl. And you know, did we you know, did we fumble or did we throw a few interceptions along the way . I dont know. Well look that, but im really, really proud of the work we did. Seth and you i should note, and you have the nickname, because you sat in the chair so much for breaking news, true story, your nickname is iron pants. Yes. [ laughter ] somehow you wanna see . [ light laughter ] did i just do that in front of an audience . Seth yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] not cool. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, when i was i started my nbc part of my career at msn and it was during a period of incredible news. I was actually there for the 2000 recount. Seth right. The bush gore. And then, you know, 9 11. And the invasion of afghanistan and iraq. And it meant long, long hours in the anchor chair. I mean, 8, 9, 10 hours sometimes. And somebody there nicknamed me iron pants. Which i never knew meant, you know, that i wasnt burning a hole in my pants from sitting there or if it meant that i could go long periods without somehow. I dont know. [ laughter ] that was and by the way, im 57 and that no longer holds. [ laughter ] seth yeah. They call you aluminum pants. [ applause ] yeah, aluminum. Seth well, i just want to say, thank you for getting us through it all. I thought you did a great job. I thought your team did a great job. You do nbc news proud. And its pleasure to have you. It is fun to stop by. Thanks for having me. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth lester holt, everybody. Nightly news with lester holt airs week nights right here on nbc. Well be right back with alia shawkat. . . Liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. Liberty did what . Yeah, with Liberty Mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila voila sigh i wish my Insurance Company had that. 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