Ill tell you something. On monday night, Hillary Clinton was here. She was right over there. Since then i found myself in the middle of an online conspiracy theory. As you may know many of Hillary Clintons opponents have been questioning whether or not she was healthy enougho be president. So when she was here i challenged her to see if she was Strong Enough to open a jar of pickles. She did it. And thousands, maybe millions, are convinced that rigged the pickle jar. One of those peel is a guy named alex jones high find very entertaining. He is one of those guys who believes big foot is responsible for 9 11. He believes everything. He applied his investigative powers to a pickle jar that he believes was loosened. There is no pop when she. She acts like she has to turn it all the way around. Like shes opening a can of aled can of pickled vegetables, tomatoes, garlic, ives, whether it be pickled fruit, knows theres a pop. You dont turn around it. You cant open a captain pickles that way. You pressure down and pop it open and then unscrew it. No pop. She acts like it pops at the end. This is fake. I agree. This video, during that seven minutes he calls it a pickle can like 30 times. Do they even sell pickles in a can . And that was not the end of. This it went on. First lets show it blown up. She just lifts itff the top. Thats not how you open a c of pile jimmy on a maniac wldpe a cas. Our fee about your job, there is a grown man who spent fuleven minutes yellin aut me and a p ja onlevision. Les sad lsen the r. What does opening pickles even prove . I have to imagine one of perks of being president is you never to have open pickles again. Probablyot to after studying theideo evidence, the tape, alex moved the physical part of his investigation. Im going to show you again. Can we zoom in tohow peopl wh . D did. She claims she went around. She does this whole fake like shes straining. Let me cpa hlary clinton al quick. Give m shot. I making a bernie sanderssound. And then it comesoff. They dont come off like [ groaning ] like that. They come off with pressure. Jimmy what the hell is going on here . I mean, seriously. [ apause ] there are people in the pickle industry who wont devote this much time and energy to talking about pickles. I of time before the jar gets subpoenaed. And i asked if they had any video of the pickle jar backstage. This might shed some light on the situation. Are you sleeping . No, no. I need you to do me a favor. Very important. Hillary clinton will be here in a little while. Tonight on the show im going to ask her to open this pickle jar to see if shes Strong Enough to make sure nobody loosens it. Nobody taps it. All that of it is very important. It must not be tampered with in any way. Im counting on you. The future of this country could depend on this jar. Okay, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. Jim [ chewing sounds ] i love pickles. Jimmy why, you Little Pickle monster this is why trumpants w to build a wall. I dont want to make a joke. The skesre very high and clearly alex jones has put a subject. So alex, if you are watching, and i know that you are always watching over us. I have something to say. Can you get in real close . You just had to keep digging, didnt you, alex. The man was so simple. All she had to do was open a jar of pickles and the white house would be all ours. Mine and hers. We had it all worked out. This went all the way up to vlassic. But you couldnt leave it alone with your twisting and your in nose where it shouldnt be poking. You blew the lid right off our pickle can. You just couldnt stop. It stops now. Im afraid this little game is over, alex. Now that you had to open your big mouth. I have no choice but to kill these pickles. The juice of theseickles is t, alene [ laughter ] the new world order sends its regards. Thats right. We staged the pickle jar stunt. I guess we should stage we staged the donaltrump running for president stunt. By the wearing i would like to point out he has to even open a single jar of pickles. He was in tampa yesterday when he unveiled his latest and greatest tike Hillary Clinton. The only people enthusiastic about her campaign areolod celebrities, in many cases, arent very hot anymore. Fm hap days, ott baio. Meanwhile, in other top celebrities news, ttnreochtet f season of dancing with the stars. Nobody tell minimum stars are another word for celebrities. He thinks he gets on dance in outer space. That should be interesting. I dont know about the fox trot but i bet hell be great at the back pedal. [ cheers and applause ] we should sa reassuring to know whenever a celebrity messes up their career, dancing with the stars is always there to mess it up a little more. 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Join me as we pay tribute to our truest love. Show. Natalie portman, usher raymond iv. Starting on sunday in the middle of the nevada desert, the burning man festival lights up again. Burning man, if you dont know, is the festival that answers the question, what is it like to do paote in 110 degrees . An empty lot can be burning man if you have a lighter, some old wicker furniture and headlights. It will be hot. 88 degrees. The weather has been very harsh this summer. This is a report from the nbc station in ft. Wayne, indiana. It is a cautionary tale about what happens when the meteorologists and director are not on the same page. That looks like a tornado. If i can get it superimposed top of this. We have ourselves a fun cloud. Tell him to pan back to the right. Pan back to the right. Pan back to the right. Were missing the wall cloud is to the right. Right in there. That is our wall cloud. Thats what were looking for. This is what were seeing, this is the wall cloud. If we can stay, tell them to stay right in the middle. Were missing it again. This is where the wall cloud is. Dont zoom in. Thats not anything. Scud. This is what will be causing the tornado. If they can zoom back out, that would be great. We have a tail cloud at the tail end over there. The tornado, the fun cloud. Theyre going the wrong direction once again. A funnel cloud. I would watch 40 episodes of that show. Hey, this is a busy time for kanye west. In indianapolis, he kicked off his new it is called the i dont want to keep one the kardashians anymore so im going on the road tour. In addition to the tour, kanye and adeedas are releasing a new line. This is for toddlers and infants. The yoift boost 350. For babies it will cost 130 which is a lot to pay for a person who doesnt know how to walk yet. But these shoes are the most expensive item your child will ever fill with apple sauce. Once, they sell out in minutes. Stores have lotteries so people can have a chance. People sleep outside to get them. If youre lucky enough to get a pair, theyre 300 but you can sell them to ebay for four times price. Swoe the news of a new shoe coming out. We wanted to give fans a sneak peek at the even the newer boost. The only catch is theres no such thing as the boost. We showed people a pair 13. 50. We shipped them from china. Will the fans catch on to that when we give them a sneak peek to the new shoes . The answer is no. Kanye west is launching a new line of shoes. We wanted to get your opinion. I love shoes. Im a shoes guy. You know . Im a dancer. These. I love this. Whoa, this is really, really classic. I really like them. The look is fancy. I like the accents here. It age too much. It has that kanye on it. These are legit. Theyre adidas so you cant go wrong there. What do you think the laid liz say when they see for a house party. Leather designed to feel like canvas. It really feels lovely. Soft and smooth. Theyre first shoes ever made for standing. What do you think . I feel like i could stand for a while. A wifi hot spot into the shoe. If you take your phone out, do you see how it gets better . Yeah, i would. How much would you pay for Something Like this . How much would you pay . Like 300. I would go about 699. They dont feel like theyre a cheap shoe what so ever. They dont feel like i bought them from 13 from ebay, do they . No. Definitely not. One thing that makes they will so picked the children that made these shoes. He did make them in america in. Theyre american children. Thursday night, it means it is time to bleep and blur the moments. It was this week in unnecessary were bleep several big the womens relay team. Its not a robbery. At that point youre [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. And then you have bill clinton [ bleep ] the attorney general in the back of an air maybe for 39 minutes. A can of pickles. I didnt want to caress you ask stick my [ bleep ] down your throat. I would behe bachelorette ever. I would [ bleep ] everybody immediately. I know this would you have. Yes, i did. Which animal do you think has the biggest [ bleep ] . Elephant . I [ bleep ] myself. The only way youll know is to try. [ applause ] usher raymond iv is here. Americans, i dont understand you. Always working on vacation. Always multitasking. Always busy making something. But what has all this ambition ever gotten you . That youre the greatest nation in the world . The gaote7laxy nith s pen. Perfect for busy americans like us. [bark] eres no one road o t here no one surface. No one speed. No one way of driving on each and every road. There is one car that can nquer them all the mercedesenz cclass. Five driving modes letou customize the steering, shift points, and suspension to fit the mood youre in. And the road youre on. The 2016 cclass. Lease the c300 for 369 a month at your local z23egz zvpz y23egy yvpy jimmy thats Robert Randolph sitting in with the cletones. Hes been with us all week, and you can see him live with zz top, on sunday night, in boston. I had too many in and out burgers this week. Jimmy how many did you have . Im not sure. Jimmy its dangerously close to the theater. You have to be really, really careful. Tonight, hes a singer and an actor too, he plays sugar ray of stone . , usher raymond the fourth is here. When hes a singer, hes usher. When he acts, hes usher raymond the fourth. And so far, Everybody Loves usher raymond iv. Thats for sure. Then later, this is his single. Its called . Little bit more. . Jid yenna. Jimmy next week on the show, [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is your first time here. Its kind of shocking. Jimmy you just moved to los angeles. Right . Yes. Immy rom paris. Is tt a little bit of a shock to move to l. A from paris . More, there very cool. Jimmy does that bum you out or do you get used to it after a while . You get i didnt realize that i got used to it until i got here and i was so surprised when like, you get in an elevator and someone starts a conversation. And theyre so nice. Someone would smile at my child. And i would be person. Wow jimmy you wandered into a land of laker girls or something. Everybody has a grin on their face. Why do you think it is . Is there a cultural thing . Is it sadness . Is it considered rude to be friendly to others . Based on my experience is yes, it does seem like that is the case. Theres a lot of, i feel like theyre very a lot of rules of politeness and codes of behavior. There, that you have to follow. I feel like it is a lot looser here. Jimmy yeah. Its really loose here. Yeah. Jimmy maybe a little too loose here. We feel like making the person next to you comfortable. You smile at them because you want them to feel good. Jimmy how long d it take to you learn the rules . I havent learned all of them. Im re. A friend of mine taught me when you go in some place, you have to say bon js jour befor you go and then wait two seconds before you say anything else. Ifo you gnto a ste,ou cant say dyou ve this i anhe . Or ser rudend then theyll beude to yo but if youre like, hi, do you have this in another size . Sure. I help yo jimmy it is like talkingo sirin a wa make sure you got her attention and then go from there. W is your son . 5. Jimmy 5 years old. Language . He speaks both. Because im english. Jimmy has he seen you in star wars yet . He has not but he knows about it, of course. Its kind of a shame. When i made it, i was like, this is going to be the coolest thing one day when i have kids. I can show them. And boys, of course, are obsessed with it and know all about it before theyve seen it. Then i realize, i die in the movies. So its kind of a scary thing show your kid. Jmy ye, is bad if it scares him. Its worse ife likes it. You cant show him black swan either, i guess. Thats very strange. Thats something else. Jimmy and youre adjusting . Everything is okay now . He goes to school . All of those things . Yeah. Everything. Jimmy i want to talk about your movie. Times, from rolling stone, from peter travers. Is that something, this is the first movie you ever directed, wrote, produced, did you everything. Craft services, the catering. Is that something you want to see what people are saying or do you put it out of your head . I try not to look. I tend to believe the worst stuff the most. And i feel like it actually does kind o stuff. It kind of stops me from being brave. Trying things. So i try to stay away. Of course, peoplethe worst is if someone is like, dont listen to them. Youre like, i dont know jimmy do you have people that say that to you . Totally. Jimmy those people should be out of you life, by the way. They think theyre being nice. I loved it. Eyre wrong. Jimmy are these french people over there or are these th pple were i didnt look and people were like congratulations. Its so nice what they wrote. So that was a nice feeling. Jimmy well take look at the movie and we have a surprise for the audience when they see the chip. It is not exactly what we expect from Natalie Portman. It is in theaters. It is a tale of love and darkness. El he pain, stop furer joint dame, and skinn ma adults. Humi c arthti miy toignfecht ions, cluding tubercos. Ouetiondrs, cludinlympho, haen, asbl cluding tubercos. Soble, ouetiondrs, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening art failure. Befo treatme, get tested for t te ieas whe certain Fungal Infection are common, tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. And, with extended rangete, it reaches farther than ever. Now you can stream video and music free in more places without using any of your data. From skylines coastlines, out in the country, deep in the city. We got you covered. 311 million amicans and counting. And we wont stop. Come see why tmobile is 1 in customer satisfaction. . Or happily ever after. But you believed when the right one came along, youd be ready. Time to shine. Orbit. . Jimmy i have one question. Who do you think should host the emmys this year me. Jimmy why you . Switch to u. S. Cellular and get 50 off smartphones. Its a deal you dont want to miss. Sir, hi. Did you just say, switch and you get 50 off a smartphone . Uh, yes. Sorry. Hi. Hello. I was watching tv and i saw you say 50 off smartphones. And well cover all switching costs. Oh wow also, you g. Uh, excuse me. Switch to u. S. Cellular and get 50 off all switching costs. Excuse me, can i just. Hmm . What . I just need it back. I dont have it. I dont know what youre talking about. Jimmy Natalie Portman . A tale of love and darkness . Is in you speak hebrew. Iis my first language. I was born in jerusalem. I moved here when i was 3 and my mom is american. My hebrew stayed at that level so i had to get it up. I would like to test all my friends who went to hebrew school. I feel like everyone knew how to read torah and didnt understand what they were saying. So now you and the little boy is adorable. What is his name . Amir. Jimmy explain who he was. One of the great writers and peace activists in israel. This is the story of his childhood and howe and his mother createdll the stories together. And she kind of helped inspire his imagination. Jimmy how old were you when jimmy do you feel like you have a special connection . Oue equip to communicate with a child actor . Yeah. Think i alw got to feel like ing when i was i want tcret for him. I was a weird kid. I was a little adult. I re when and i took his cigarettes and broke the whole pack. But you said smoking is terrible for you. Shes like no. Who was the actor that you did that to in. Man, its so long ago. Jimmy was the guy happy . Not at all. Not at all. He was not amused. Jimmy so when youre working with a young boy like this, do you break his cigarettes . For him. And therwere certain things that i picked up from other directors that i had worked with. I worked anthony when i was younger. And he used to switch lines t sort of surprise you, to provoke ere suosed to run out and be really excited about his garden. And aftertwo, three takes, the spontaneity goes out for a kid. And so i would have the actor opposite him be an Ice Cream Truck outside. He would light up and run out. Jimmy but then is there an Ice Cream Truck outside . No. He gets excited jimmy so that really only works huonce, impressive. Congratulations. The movie is called the tale of love and darkness. Natalie portman, everyone. Well be right back with usher raymond iv. How you feel. Theres no holding back with new olay eyes. A collection for the lo