And not at my home, i appreciate that. Hey, before we get going i need to thank somebody. I need to thank our guitar player, toshi, hes from japan, he went back home to japan over the holiday break, how was it . You saw the whole family . Yeah. Jimmy he brought me back a gift. One year you brought me a kimono, which was nice, i wear it to the mailbox every morning. But this year toshi, who i know you didnt expect me to mention this, you brought me what this. Shampoo. Jimmy shampoo. He brought me a bottle i guess this is special shampoo for people with thinning hair . Well yes. I use it. Jimmy so toshi gave me the shampoo. Then this was an extra thing, you stood in front of my desk and explained how to use it. Correct me if i have it wrong. You said, wet your hair, then lather on the sham yeah. Massage your head, yes. Jimmy right, right, right. See, normally [ laughter ] usually when i do it, i squirt it in the air, try to get it to land on my head, then i shake it until its gone. [ laughter ] thank you, toshi. I can honestly say no man has ever given me shampoo before in my life. [ cheers and applause ] hey, while were on the subject of gifts, over the break my brother and sisterinlaw who live in kansas city sent our daughter jane, whos 2 years old, this do we have the picture . Giant 8foottall teddy bear. Cute if its not in your house. [ laughter ] so we did not want the teddy bear. They hinted a few weeks earlier they were goingn to send it. We said, please dont. Then we have this giant thing in the house. And of course it showed up anyway. It was deliver it took two of us just to get it into the house. And now its in our house permanently. And of course my daughter loves it. Its the size of a refrigerator. Its ridiculous. So i, to thank them for this thoughtful gift, i went on my computer, i went on to costco. Com, and i sent five of these bears to their house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy maddy and jack, my nephew, they love the bears. They arrived this morning, now the whole familys trapped in the house. We tried to send a live bear but the authorities wont allow that apparently. Let that be a lesson to any of those of you out there who challenge my resolve. You send my one bear, i will send back five [ laughter ] so toshi, you massage the shampoo into the hair . [ laughter ] donald trump has been in a war of soon be his own intelligence agencies. The cia, fbi, and department of Homeland Security say they strongly believe and have evidence that indicates that russia hacked American Computers during the election. Trump maintains not only does he say he doesnt buy their story about russian hacking, when he goes to the grocery store, he wont even buy russian dressing, thats how hardcore this man is. But he says he knows things about hacking that other people dont know. And at some point hell give us the details. Which that is the white house equivalent of telling your friends you have a girlfriend who lives in canada. [ laughter ] the obamas are packing up their stuff, theyre leaving. The first lady is saying her final goodbyes to her vegetable garden before trump builds a kfc on top of it. Friday the obamas are throwing a fairwell party, quite a guest list. The list reportedly includes oprah, samuel l. Jackson, j. J. Ache beyonce, jayz. Then the end of the party beyonce and jayz will move out, chachi and gary busey will move in. J. J. Abrams is making a film out of it. People sometimes ask me what the biggest perk of being president is. Number ones the plane. Number two Barack Obamas block party its the house party of the century. But theres only one problem. Everybody having a good time . The new landlord. Wrong. You want to give me a good sendoff . Starring oprah. Bradley cooper. Samuel l. Jackson. Aint nobody cooler tn kid n play. And santa claus. Drop the beat. White house party. This was spectacular. Rated nc17. Jimmy all right, ill watch that. [ cheers and applause ] that looks fun. Just thinking, it must be weird to leave the white house after living in it for eight you know when you live in a house when you grow up, then move to another town, years go by, you get older, come back, knock on the door with your kids and ask if you can come in and show them around . I wonder if president families do that . I wonder if sasha and malia will come with their kids to show where they carved i love Justin Bieber on the night stand next to the lincoln bed or something. This is exciting for those of us alive which i think is most of us. A University Professor in ireland has identified a new organ in the human body. Theres one we didnt know about in there. Its a special thing when we grade. [ laughter ] and i really have to say. This one, this is a real organ. It connects to the the intestinal to the abdomen. They named it the mesentery. There it is. Its cute, right . Every so often a story like this comes around and it reminds you how disgusting the human body truly is. This is where the mesentery located. Right between the spare ribs and bread basket there. Finding a new organ is a surprising thing considering how ng weve been turns out it was hiding inside our bodies the whole time so its very clever. Hello, mesentery, and welcome aboard, on behalf of all of us. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy no, no, please dont do that, i dont need it. [ laughter ] ive been shampooing all day. Remember bo bice, the guy from bo bice is in the news because of an incident that took place at a popeyes restaurant in the atlanta airport. Musician bo bice says he was stunned last friday when employee at popeyes chicken in hartsfieldjackson made a racial comment. One of the three young ladies behind the corner said, hes already got his, that white boy over there. An emotional bice says the issue goes much farther than this particular incident. And the fact that ive got to sit on tv calm down and look like a petty little brat by tweeting and facebooking this just to open up dialogue so we can have an adult conversation is ridiculous. In america you should be ashamed. [ laughter ] jimmy what did we do . I feel unfairly accused. Ive been nothing but nice to bo bice. [ laughter ] i think bo needs a friend is really what the case is. In other social media news, Kim Kardashian is back. She has returned to instagram just as the bible foretold. [ laughter ] shes been on a break from twitter and instagram and all that since october when she was robbed in paris. But after three months of sobriety, shes using again. [ laughter ] she tweeted a photo of her family. Her stepmother, this is interesting. Tomorrow mack cosmetics is releasing a new makeup line inspired by caitlyn jenner. This is the first line of makeup targeted specifically at people who just took four tylenol p. M. [ laughter ] why is she asleep . Put that up again for just a second. It looks like the funeral home did a really good job. Theres a new law in effect here in california. Not enough people are talking this state are not allowed to hold their cell phones while driving for any reason whatsoever. Which means our prisons are about to get a lot more crowded. [ laughter ] because everyone how will this work . Where are we supposed to put it . We cant hold them in our purses, thats where we keep our dogs here. [ laughter ] youre no longer allowed to use your hands on your cell phone. Only exception is if the phone is mounted the new law does allow the driver to touch it once to activate or deactivate a feature or function with the motion of a single swipe or tap. Is anyone else getting turned on listening to this . [ laughter ] the law doesnt say anything about using your feet. You can still do that. Im actually glad they did this. I hate, i hate seeing people looking at their phones. I do it myself all the time. But i hate when other people do it. And it really has to stop. Speaking of the hazards of driving, from time to time we have fun with delivery drivers. House and order things to be delivered to my cousin sal. Today sal ordered thai food and gave a thai food delivery guy i think he gave him a lot to think about. You serious . The whole thing . Yeah, thats thats hot. [ laughter ] right on. Uh, yeah, okay. Um. There you go. Sal that was excellent. Really delicious. Thank you. [ laughter ] [ plause ] sal it burns a little bit. Jimmy all right, thank you cousin sal. Sal is no longer able to have children. Tonight we have a great show. Andy richter is here, k. Trevor wilson is here. Be right back with Kevin Costner, so stick around [ cheers and applause ] un poquito mas rapido, no . [instrumental music plays] [wheel squeaking] hasta luego, profesor [pumping of bike tire] [pumping of hospital ventilator] [wheel squeaking] Carlos Carlos dr. Brad needs to see you in room 3. [wheel squeaking] [heart monitor beeping] tell cardio right away i need a. M ms® milk chocolate melts not in your hand. H, and it feels so good oh yeah and it feels so good enjoy your phone you too. All right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . A few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. What twisted ankle . Ask what muscle strain . Advil makes pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer what pain . Advil. The full value of your totaled new car. The guy says, you picked the wrong insurance plan. No, i picked the wrong Insurance Company. With new car replacement™, well replace the full value of your car plus depreciation. Liberty mutual insurance. Jimmy hi there, we are back. You know him from conan and a new game show on based on the segment we do here on our show. We got rid of me and replaced me with him. And the wonderful andy richter is here. Then a very funny guy, i saw him on jeff ross roast battle in montreal, asked him to come here. He walked, it took a really long time. K. Trevor wilson is here to do standup comedy for us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night mel gibson will be with us, from the crown clair foye, music from fantastic negrito. Our first guest is a we loved actor and filmmaker, he has a shipping container full of oscars, emmys and golden globes. Hidden figures opens friday. Please welcome Kevin Costner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Good, man. Jimmy good to see you. It is good to see you. Jimmy you give another awardworthy performance in this movie. Like its almost too many. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. It was a story i didnt know anything about it. When it was all said and done, you know it was something reminded me like a field of dreams. You dont feel these movies coming, all of a sudden theyre out there. Hidden figures is an untold story jimmy a true story, amazing story. Taraji p. Henson was here last night talking about this story of these women who worked for nasa. You play a guy there was this moment we think we know the story of john glenn. Like it would be a joke without a punch line, theres a moment where john wont go unless the math is done by somebody with a pencil and eraser. Its this young africanamerican woman was the difference to john glenn going or not going. Jimmy its so crazy. Didnt know this story in the first place. There was a screening at the white house. When was that screening . Last week . Yeah, a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it just i also visited the africanamerican museum there. If you get a chance jimmy i heard thats great. It will break your heart into a thousand pieces but its something you should get in line for. Jimmy this is a photograph, i need to ask you about this, its you and president obama chatting. And there is okay tair yeah spencer. Whats going on . I thought at first this was a mirror. But its obviously not. Unless its some crazy jimmy hes got the jket off. Jimmy and hes also its hollywood, special effects. Jimmy i dont know whats going on there, a picture of barack obama looking at himself in the mirror while youre looking at him there. Yeah. Hes an impressive guy. Jimmy he is an impressive guy. Did you chat . Did you get to know him at all . Just a little bit. He was very aware of my career, very aware of things he reads. Have you met a lot of the president s . Ive spent some time with them. I met mr. Clinton and you know, i spent a lot of time with bush at one time. Jimmy which one . With george bush senior. Jimmy okay. I was making jfk and oliver and i probably were tired of each other, saturday night what are you going to do . I said, im not sure. He goes, im going to meet your buddy, see the white house, do a white house tour. I said, thats good, we need a break from each other. I had one of these days youll never, ever basically i got an invite to play with orioles the next day. I thought to myself, well, ill go take shortstop with cal. And his father, you know, pitched batting practice to me. I got one at memorial stadium. Now go back in the locker room, shower. Watch the game. And i get this call. Its the president. He says, you want to play golf . And i was like, gol, i was going to see somebody said, tha play golf, youve got to go play golf. I said, i dont have a car. He said, ill shut the freeway down, somebodys going to come get you. Its true. The freeway shuts down, i dont get to play with the orioles, on the freeway going the wrong way, in traffic talking on the phone, i dont have any shoes. Whats your size . What do you want to eat . Jimmy you gave the president your lunch order . [ laughter ] i had to, he was asking me. Im flying down the freeway, i got a little bold after i said tuna sandwich. And a brownie id like a brownie so, you know. We go to Andrews Air Force base. He goes, were waiting for you. I said, gee, the car can only go so fast. The press is on the 1st tee asking questions. Andre agassis playing. Jimmy he was golfing . Yeah, it was they lacked somebody. Kev. So i come up. I got the sandwich in my mouth. Im hopping. Theyd already hit. I tee off. It goals right. The secret a bayonet. [ laughter ] we play through. We get to the 18th hole. George says to me, you know, if we win this hole, we can tie them. And i thought, no, we cant. Were not even close. Probably four holes behind. But okay. So we tied them. [ laughter ] so i had this Pretty Amazing day. Now im about to go home. He goes, do you want to go to the white house . And i said, yeah. Yeah. We get on the helicopter. We go across the potomac. The marines salute. We get off on the white house lawn. We go across. He pretends to not hear what they are saying. He says, want to play horseshoes . My pat answer, okay. We play two of three. Now hes going to have dinner. Andre was his guest, had a girlfriend, a pretty girl. And even the president commented. Jimmy oh, really. Yeah. He said, pretty girl. Im thinking my days over. He goes, do you want to swim in the pool . And i said, by myself . Stuff, all those tshirts that come from the university. So im like swimming in the pool. And finally i go, im not sure about this. So i get out of the pool. Im going away. He says, document to have dinner . I said, yeah, fine, ill have dinner. So i have dinner with him. Politics is never brought up. Getting in the car he says, im going to russia tomorrow, im going to work these guys over, gave me a fiveminute thing about what he was going to do. Very concise but never talked about politics at all. The next morning im thinking about my day, oliver comes in grumpy. I go, whats the matter, oliver . He goes, you know, i went to the white house and they gave me the b tour, not even the a tour. Hes always upset about something. They gave me the b tour. I didnt get to see the pool because there was somebody in it [ laughter ] [ applause ] and i never told him till now. Jimmy oh, wow. What a day you had with the president , thats better than the bachelor. All day with him. Jimmy were going to take a break. Kevin costners here, the new movie is Hidden Figures. Well be right back theres more than one route to the top. The lexus ls and lx. Each offering leadingedge comfort, safety and performance technologies. The ultimate in refinement meets the ultimate in capability. Lease the 2017 lx 570 for 899 a month for 36 months. See your lexus dealer. Rocket. But thats not math. That datas not here, like you said, its classified. I held it up to the light. You held it up to the light . Yes, sir. Well, there it is. Atlas. Whats your name . Katherine gobel. Are you a spy . Am i what . Are you a russian spy . No, sir. Im not russian. Shes not russian, sir. Jimmy thats Kevin Costner in Hidden Figures which opens on friday. I will say, pbs wresident bush a little careless, some nerve asking her if shes a russian spy when weve sen what youre up to, no way out in particular. In a specific buy . No, the only character we couldnt get the rights to. The women youre seeing are referred to as computers long before the computers we have. Its interesting. No, it was made up. I came to support the movie. Im really happy to be a part of it. Jimmy you did a great job. Is a movie like that, youve done so many movies where the fight scenes, the water, the buffalo and whatnot. Is it a movie you go, thank god, i just really have to wear a white shirt and a tie and maybe a pair of glasses. Yeah. I dont actually like wearing suits. I december spice it to be honest. I dont like playing lawyer movies but ive played them. I like westerns. Jimmy you like westerns, right. What about bull durham . Would you ever do a sequel . [ cheers and applause ] if brock shelter wrote it and we saw it clearly id put myself in his hands. Westerns. You should do like a western baseball movie would be an interesting one. Right. And apple pie. Nobody ever really mistakes me for being anything other than american when i go around the world. Hes american. Jimmy right, yeah. Well, i think thats good. Thats okay by me. Right. They also know who you are, what the hell else are they going to think you . When you were swimming with president bush, did you have trunks on . I was by myself. In the pool by myself. The bodyguard guy was looking at me i thought jimmy he didnt go in . No, he and andre went into the white house. Thats why im thinking, why am i swimming out here . And oliver couldnt get in because some guy was swimming. Jimmy is it possible he smelled and wanted you to go in the water . Yeah. Jimmy you never know. Well, this is some movie, some story. Congratulations on the golden globe nominations you guys got and all that. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Kevin Costner, see Hidden Figures, it be right back with andy richter [ cheers and applause ] wahhhh. Right. In. Your. Stomach watch this . Yikes, that ice cream was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real ice cream, without that annoying lactose. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. You have dinner on the table at 6 00 every night. Hey guys, im home of course no on