This is i have to say, this is an emotional time for us here in l. A. , because a terrible thing happened. I hate to say it out loud, but its raining. Water from the sky. Rained last night, this morning, or this afternoon. Which is making it very difficult for us to light our recreational marijuana. The traffic today was terrible. It was like every other day really, it was terrible. Rain is not something we take lightly here. When we have a bad hair day in l. A. , the governor declares a state of emergency. Its crazy. People dont know what to do. Its like when it snows in hell. And of course theres one group thats hit the hardest not the homeless. Its the people who suffer the most during a time like this, our local weather reporters. Were right in front of valley view school. That would be a problem if school was in session. School still out of session. Intensify a bit more. Well leave you here with a live look. You can see down in the gutter, the rain rate starting to pick up. Were seeing more water flow. Just hoping we dont see that switch over to mud. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine if school had been in session and there was mud . You know what, go wake your kids up, hug them, and tell them you love them. Not only did we almost have mud today, and not only did the rain affect our news people professionally, the weather hit people hard in their personal lives too. Well be seeing clearing in the afternoon, but do not put your rain gear away this afternoon. Interesting. I wore my rain boots this morning to walk the dog, and i feel like theyre not super safe. Theyre too big for me. I think i might sprain my ankle. You might have to double up on the socks. You know what, i was doing it sockless. Thats probablno there you go. Well. Jimmy we got problems, we really do. If you have a young child at home, fisher price, you know, the company with the toys you step on. Its fisher price working on an exercise bike for kids. This is a bike. Its called the think and learn smart cycle. The idea is kids can play with their ipad or tablet while they do cardio. Its like a tricycle for kids who are under house arrest. The bikes going to cost 150, not including the cost of hiring another kid to be your kids personal trainer. You know theyre going to ride it over to make brownies in the easy bake oven. But now children can feel just as guilty about never using their exercise bike as mommy and daddy do. My plan is to save 150 and just duct tape the ipad to the front of my childs head. So thats a good gift idea for next year. Today by the way, National Returns day, the busiest day of the year, for people sending back the Holiday Gifts they didnt want. Thats right, amazon. The tables have turned. Now you have to deal with the fedex guy knocking on your door while youre taking a shower. [ cheers and applause ] ups alone today is expected to deal with 1. 3 million return packages. Id love to be isnt this the box i lugged up your driveway two weeks ago . I get to carry it back now . Cool, happy new year, thank you. Donald trump took to twitter today, i know i was surprised too, but he has an account, i guess. Yesterday on twitter, trump seemed to be siding with julian assange, that weirdy wikileaks guy who is on the run from the government. Sided with him, assange said he did not get the leaked emails from the russians. Trump wants to believe that. This morning, he said the dishonest media, like saying im in agreement with julian assange, wrong. I simply state what he states. Its up for the people to make up their mind. The media lies to make it look look im against intelligence, when in fact, im a big fan. [ applause ] hes a big fan of intelligence and golf. But the part, its for the people to make up their minds as to the truth, which is a weird thing to say, because no, it isnt. You cant make up your mind about the truth. The truth is the truth. If the truth isnt true, its not the truth. Someone says the earth is flat, thats not a difference of opinion. The earth is round. Let me give you an example. Bring in the coffee cart. How you doing . Id like a grande cappuccino, please. Okay, grande cappuccino, that will be 3. 75. No, it wont. Yes, it will. Why . Because you think your opinion matters more than mine . No, because thats the price. Your opinion is that its 3. 75. My opinion is that it costs 1. But it doesnt cost a dollar. Its 3. 75. I dont have time to debate you. I have a zumba class in half an hour. I just want the coffee for a dollar. The price is right there on the sign. Did you write the sign . I didnt write it. Did anyone here write the sign . No. Jimmy now the sign says cappuccino is a dollar. So heres a dollar, please give me my cappuccino, thank you. I need you to pay 3. 75, sir. I need you to know that the truth is for the people to decide for ourselves. Now please give me my cappuccino, thank you very much. Got a cappuccino for timmy. No, its jimmy. Not in my opinion, it isnt. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i see. Thank you, guys. I think we learned a lot, right . We have an interesting show for you tonight. Mel gibson is here with us tonight on the show. [ cheers and applause ] people magazines sexiest man alive 1985, mel gibson is here to talk, the peoples sexiest man alive 2017, this is truly my year. [ cheers and applause ] mels got a lot on his plate these days. His new movie, hack saw ridge is in theaters. Hes working on a sequel to the passion of the christ, its hes outside right now with our very own guillermo because mel has volunteered tonight. Hello, mel. Hello guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is very exciting. Tonight mel is going to cut a pedestrians hair. Mel have you ever cut anyones hair before . I used to cut my childrens hair when they were little. They didnt have a choice in the matter. It wasnt a great job but they survived. Jimmy so you have a little bit of experience in this. And guillermo, you are a licensed cosmetologist . No way. Jimmy okay, who is our bravehearted customer . This is william. Jimmy hi, william. How are you . [ cheers and applause ] how would you describe your hair as it stands . Cocker spaniel . More spaniel. Jimmy where are you from . Auckland, new zealand. Jimmy all right. This is how we do things in america. We cut hair in the street. This is h new zealand. Jimmy youre going to get sheered by mel gibson. Do you have any requests before he does this . No, not really. Just go for it. Stay away from the ears. Jimmy yeah, whatever, however you did it with the kids, mel. Oh, wow, thats a lot of hair. And guillermo hey, i have to say, you look better already. So have fun with that, well check back in on you as the hair cut progresses. Maybe just the top and leave the sides as it is. Like the lead singer of quiet riot. No, well give him the benjamin franklin. Jimmy get creative. 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Its now legal to serve alcohol at barber shops and hair salons. [ cheers and applause ] there are two things that mix well, alcohol and scissors. I dont know if i would get my hair cut at a place where people are drinking cocktails. After a few drinks, you look in the mirror, and youre like, i look great. Its like beer goggles for yourself. Lets see how that hair cut is coming out there. Can we go back out there . Oh, wow. William, are you feeling it . Im a little bit worried. Jimmy actually, it looks really, really good. Actually, it looks really, really bad. I shouldnt say that. Its all right. I feel lighter. Jimmy theres still a lot left. Now its the guy from dead or alive. Theres a lot going on in the 80s there. Did you love your hair . Was it like a trademark for you, william . Yeah, been growing it for three years, so pretty attached to it. Ill take it home with you. N oh, no, guillermos getting in on the action. By the way, i would stop right there. Right here. Jimmy because you combine the look of a rocker with the look of a golfer. [ laughter ] mel, youve done a terrible job with this hair cut. I think its beautiful. Jimmy lets show the before and after here if we can. Lets see what it looked like yeah. That grunting from the audience, dont be discouraged by that. You really should let him shave your beard to punish you. [ cheers and applause ] you want to shave my beard . Jimmy are you seriously going to let him shave the beard . Well, what do you think . Ive had it for a long time. Its part of my identity. But, you want to do your worst . Yeah, lets do it. Jimmy oh, you are gonna let him shave the beard . Oh, this is good. Freedom jimmy this is unexpected. And what about the mustache, will the mustache go as well . Im going to look like a policeman. Im thinking handlebars. Jimmy youll look like geraldo if you keep that mustache. Leave the mustache, william, so we can see what that looks like as it goes. Oh, wow. Guillermo, have you ever seen anything like this . Never, jimmy. First time. [ applause ] do you do brazilian wax too . Jimmy guillermo, whats your favorite mel gibson movie . Lethal weapon. Jimmy legal weapon . [ laughter ] i said lethal weapon. Jimmy oh. I thought you said legal weapon. William, have you ever shaved a no, i never have. How am i doing . Jimmy what do you do for a living . Im a student. Jimmy what are you studying . Mechanical engineering. Jimmy oh, very good. You know how that razor works, i guess. Okay, wow, this is unbelievable. I dont even know what to say to this. Mel, this seems like a bad idea. You know what, you look good. Jimmy should we leave it there or do you want to keep going with that . All right, you keep going and well check back in at the end. Well see what we got. Jimmy it is thursday night. We have something important to do. We do it every thursday night. We bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. Its time for this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] planet, dick clarks new years [ bleep ] eve 2017. I am still commander in chief. I get to do what i want to do and i get to [ bleep ] you. We cant stop loving our Vantage Point here. Look at this [ bleep ]. On a first date, but i definitely want him to [ bleep ] me. That one time i tried to rub your [ bleep ] because youre so stressed out. I started rubbing his [ bleep ]. He goes, i dont like that at all. Nothing shrinks your [ bleep ] faster than learning the word no. You got a big old [ bleep ]. Nothing shrinks about charlie rose. Well, my son [ bleep ] her sister and i guess [ bleep ] my dad. Whoa im a guy. Youre a g yeah, im a guy. Guess we should [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, music from fantastic negrito. From the crown, claire foy is here, and well be right back with a semi cleanly shaven mel gibson, so stick around. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a twotime oscar winner and still hands down the maddest max there ever was. The first film hes directed in more than a decade is called hacksaw ridge, for which he is nominated for a golden globe. Please welcome mel gibson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know what, to me, you look like mel gibson again. Again, yeah. Jimmy every time i see you in the beard, id think you were playing a character. Yeah, right, i was up mountains. Jimmy how long have you had that . 18 months or more. I feel good, the guy threw in a brazilian wax for free. Jimmy thats nice. He was incredibly gentle. Jimmy i get the sense you could grow that back in a minute . Next full moon, its back. Jimmy and now heres william. We see the result. [ applause ] that looks really good, william. Jimmy i dont think youre going to be able to get back on the plane, william. Will you keep it like that . Because that was mels vision . Thats the directors cut right there. [ laughter ] or will you shave the rest of the back off . Sorry, mel, i think im going to have to shave the rest off. He has final cut. Jimmy okay, very good. Again, apologies. Guillermo, give him something from your dressing room to make up for this. All right, sure. Jimmy and then come back all right . I know you had a birthday on tuesday. Did you have a party . Went to a restaurant, got a hat. Jimmy like what kind of a hat . Well, i was in ski country. So they got me like a warm, fuzzy hat. Jimmy oh, nice. The kind of hat that they dont throw paint on you for. Jimmy synthetic kind of hat. Maybe the animal got a hair cut. It was road kill, i dont know. Jimmy and do your kids like how many kids do you have . Im working on number nine. Jimmy well, congratulations. [ applause ] a new cast member from my sitcom. Jimmy oh, wow. Nine kids. Do you ever go im getting too old for this [ bleep ] . Im way too old for this [ bleep ]. Jimmy so youre going to have a baby soon. I think about that. My wife is pregnant as well. Do you know what it is . Jimmy well, we know its human. We like it to be a surprise. And were going to let the baby choose his or her own gender. Its california. Its what you do. We like it to be a surprise. What color do you paint the room, though . Stripes . Jimmy gray or Something Like that. Well put a line up or something. Do you know . I know. Jimmy have you ever figured out a name yet . No. Jimmy do you feel like you need to i feel like i need to see the baby. This is what i do. Check him out. He looks like a phil or a bob or thats how you do it, right . Jimmy are there any phils or bobs in your litter . I got an ed, and a chris and a bill. Jimmy okay, good. Thats too many people to call you on your birthday . They all did, some form of other. Turkish prison, he had to took an iphone photo of his wall painted in his own fecal matter. Jimmy one of your sons is in your film, right . Thats right. Milo is in there. Jimmy is that fun for you, or do you get nervous for him . Its a blast. Hes one of the guys. He didnt get special treatment. He got treated like everybody else. I give him a ribbing from time to time. Jimmy i notice he didnt get killed in the movie. I was thinking about it, it would be weird to kill your son in the movie as a director. I killed another of my sons in another movie. Jimmy oh, you did . And Andrew Garfield did a fantastic job. Hes phenomenal. Jimmy did a beautiful job with the movie. But he was talking about spending halloween with you and going trick or treating with you. It was vince vaughn inspired. If it was a cruise, he would be the shuffle board guy. He got goofy masks and we went out. Halloween is not big in australia. So it was three guys in ma but i have a real one that i once had made, because i used to give them the slip at the hotel. Jimmy it didnt look like a mask . Different guy. Like a crusty guy. He used to look ten years older than me. But ive caught up to him. You can go up to a guy. I went up to a guy he knew, and he was freaking out as i got closer and i went hi, he actually wet himself. Jimmy is it true, andrew said that one of your friends punched you in the face . He did, yeah. He was talking to me, turned away, looking at a book shelf, turned back and i hit the floor. It was worth it. Best reaction ive ever seen. [ applause ] jimmy are you a prankster in general . Its good, you know. I just arent we all . Jimmy do you still have the mask . Oh, its around. Jimmy will you bring it next time you come here . Sure, okay. Jimmy id like too see whats going on there. It looks vaguely like nick nolte. And nicks gotten a lot of bad press. I dont know why. Jimmy thats diabolical in a way, you go around misbehaving as nick nolte. Were going to take a break and come back and see a clip from mels movie. Its called hacksaw ridge. Its in theaters now. Mel gibson is here. Well be right back. Hurry in for Olive Garden