knock at door yes . uh, tell me to mind me own business, but i was worried about you. Siobhan. I can go away if you like. Father mac. Niamh, its good to see you. Whats going on, father . Niamh dont. Please. You know what i mean. I wont patronize you. I do want to say the right thing, but. Which shows your father in a better light that he took his own life or that he just took off. I dont want to hear the right thing i just want i dont know what happened to your father. He confided in you. No. I heard his confession from time to time, but confiding. I dont think brian did that. But to my mind its inconceivable that he walked into the sea. What is it that people treat me like that . like what . Like with a total lack of respect hes a gard. What does that mean . I dont treat people like that. Maybe you should. What . frankie, if youre a gard, youve gotta start behavin like a gard. Youre too nice. You cant be a gard and one of the boys at the same time. Im part of the community. Every community has an us and a them youre a them. thats nice. Anything else . All right, yes. You need more presence. I mean, look at ya theres more meat on a butchers apron. You must come round more often. Will i ask dr. Ryan for steroids . You can get them off me if you like. Look, frankie, i like ya fine the way you are. But youve got to decide are you a human being or are you a gard . Reporter this ballykissangel confessional web site is this an australian idea . This what . Guiltgone. Com. Your onestop confessional mailbox. My one stop . Post your sins. Praise the lord is that mastercard or visa . Well, uh i believe we had a confessional. Is your guilt gone . interview continues i gave the money back. Father sheahan father, its a stunt why are we taking it seriously . Because the television are taking it seriously. No, theyre not, theyre taking exactly. And theyre taking it out of us and i want it stopped. I want to know whos behind it and i want it stopped father, im a priest. You want the cops. The cops are on their way. Well, frankie is anyway. So what do you want . Listen out. Youll hear things. And if i dont . If you dont what are you doing here . Father mac frankie . Gard sullivan, father. Whats occurring . Excuse me . Whats happening, father. Theres a lot going on. Well, as i told you, theres this confessional web site. Oh, that. Well i had a look at it. Theres nothing illegal about it. So. Not for us. Now, just hang on a second these people are soliciting money here in ballyk. Are they returning it for tax . Father i have no idea. Do you . I doubt very much theyre local, anyway. Its probably some hustler in i dont know warghawargha. Thank you for not very much, garda sullivan. Something i can help you with, father . Well, youre obviously on a roll. Nice haircut by the way. Gee, thanks. Its the first time ive been patronized by a kiwi today. Im not a kiwi im an aussie. Oh, is there a difference . tapping john. Morning, niamh. John, protecting me from the truth is not protecting me at all. Now, dads obviously in trouble what is it . Okay, okay. He was broke. All right, he is broke. I dont know what happened to him do you . Either way he doesnt have a pot to the bank owns it all. What . You gave him power of attorney. I know, but he needed cash lots of it. The ireland bank of commerce was happy to lend it. Using the pub as collateral . Not just the pub. The house . And the golf course. The priests house . In your Fathers House there were many mansions. Yeah, thanks, john. Dot. Com madness. Quadruple your money. Com. So he thought. You know these Internet Companies that make millions overnight . He found one. Borrowed up to his jaxie piled in and. Struck out. Oh, yes. tapping tapping oh, shoot. Dermot, how could ya. Without tellin me first . What . Nothin. Get in line. Oonagh, i cant say what theyll do. If we dont own fitzgeralds anymore i understand that, but id say you asked. Speculation, oonagh. Hes dads solicitor not the bank. He says he says fitzgeralds isnt living up to its potential. He sees the books. Its not a criticism of you. You and paul were doing as well as anyone could. But he says the bank may not see the pub as a. Social service . sighs well, i think i know what youre going to say now, niamh, but let me go through the motions anyway. If were doing as well as anyone could, and its still not enough what use is fitzgeralds anyway . Itits real estate, isnt it . I dont care, grainne, i will not have blackmail in this house, its immoral . Yes, its immoral. And extortion isnt . What extortion . That money was freely given. Actually, this is getting a bit out of hand. Oonagh what is . Oh hi, luv. Whats goin on . Uh, family conference. I was just tellin the children that we ought to pull together. Because things are getting a bit out of hand . Exactly. You know its not polite to listen to other peoples private conversations. No, its not. No. Its not. And i dont know what hes told you but were not out of here yet. And we wont be. Niamh i felt ashamed, brendan. I love my father but i dont think i could forgive him for this. He must have had his reasons, niamh. I dont care. Oonagh could lose her home. Youre so sure hes still alive. Arent you . The only way my father could die god would have to ask his permission. both chuckling family conference . Weve come back from worse. Indeed we have but were not comin back from this because its not gonna happen. All i care about is the family. kids arguing; door slams well, all i care about is you. Youve a good heart, paul. Well, i got a black heart if the need arises. chuckles brendan okay, mrs. Kelly ill be back tomorrow with nualas homework. Frankie, is the car broken down . You know its illegal for a bike not to have a working light. At night. Oh, and you dont use it at night . Frankie, its a dynamo. It only works when the wheels go round. I know where you live. Six figures i dont know exactly. Ireland bank of commerce, yeah. I dont know yet, luv. Im getting a sort of picture, but i doorbell i have to go, sean. Yeah, me too. Give him a hug for me. Yeah. Bye for now. sighs mrs. Dillon . Yes . Sorry to trouble you. My names werslip. From the credit bank of ireland. Not the ireland bank of commerce . No. Hello. But i thought the ireland bank of commerce has first claim on everything they do. Only we didnt know. Dont ask. The fact is, we lent your father the same amount against assets we thought were clear. Will i write you a check . What . what can i tell you . You can tell us where he is. You can tell us if hes alive or dead. Ah. In which case, your condolences . I wouldnt have thought so. alarm clock ah, frankie siobhan. Its in the post. The new one. Not here yet, then. Ive created a monster. Best of three . Im not in the mood. Fair enough. Im vincent. Hows it goin . Ive only been here a day. Youre the priest. Yeah. Youre from australia . Sure am. You everbeen . I reckon you could afford it. Here you go, mate. How much is the sack worth . What . how much money in the sack . From the web site. Hang on a second hey, take it easy. Im not gonna give you a hard time. How far down does the river go . Far enough. Show me. Vince how come everythings so green . Dermot god said it was the law. Thank you. horn honks dermot i think the company was foreign, i cant remember. But i do remember reading how a bloke suckered a whole bunch of irish investors apparently. Vince you into all that stuff . Yeah i think im becoming a nerd. Ha ha go on. I dunno, i just thought a religious web site had a better chance of working in ireland than brazil. Really . I didnt think this was a very religious country anymore. No, but there are enough yanks who think it is. These confessions people make you give em penance . Oh, god, yeah. I was brutal. You wanna try me . I dont go to confession, father. Oh. But i dont want to do this anymore. Good. I dont know how to get out. Liam how much did you get . Donal i dont know. Its all in reals. Doesnt look like very much. Its ten thousand in pounds. No way umhmm. Is it a windup . Why . What would be the point . Listen to me, donal. Dont try and cash it, not yet. Dont worry about that. Did you ever see that film, Charlie Varrick . Hi. Im molly. Donal, this isnt mob money. This is from quig this is from quigley. Lets just see how things pan out. Ten grand this check you received how much was it for . Niamh six figures. Near enough seven. Pounds . Umhmm. Which belongs to the bank. One of them, yeah. The one he borrowed it from. What a guy. He is to his family. What was he thinking . My guess. He could stand to lose everything. But not if it meant leaving nothing to us. But he wasnt ill, was he . He could have bounced back. He doesnt do miracles, father. He would have been bankrupt. sighs the way i hear it, your tenants at the pub are living on borrowed time. Thats what i mean. But if its not my fathers money, how can it be mine . Id love to help them. What if i did . You . Sure. The banks money my conscience. I want to do the right thing. You would be. If the church doesnt know whats right, who does . Thats what were here for. Cash or check . Thank you, mr. Ganley. Youre welcome. Have a good day. Bye bye. Brendan i need your computer, mate. Uh, father vincent. Call me vincent. Well, vincent, whatever. If the School Computer is about to become a Church Resource at any moment youre not gonna charge me, are you . No. But the thought had crossed my mind. Well . Not yet. Dermot, im sure theyre very tragic, but thats the point, isnt it . I know, da but i just think all right. All right. Okay, lets go. And if in your infinite mercy this one time you could restore her even to partial health i will be truly thankful. Dermot, do you think wed be doin this unless we really had to . Okay, brendan, you ready . No more mr. Nice guy. No, no you dont have to write that. Paul dooley this is god. Grainne paul dooley, this is god. And this is how its going to be. The money from this ripoff goes back or ill tell the taxman. Grainne can keep the boots. I didnt even get the hat i havent finished yet, sport. Sport . Ah. Cup of coffee, i think. Father vincent ill take dictation. But i dont do coffee. Fair enough. Buy you a beer . Youre gettin more irish by the minute. Okay, everyone drink up i wont say it again. Brendan oh, oonagh. What has got into that woman . Edso, put some love into her life, will ya . Ive gotta wait until tuesday. Ha ha come on now, on your way. Brendan. Father. Thanks for tonight. gibberish yeah. Safe home, louie. Unh. Thank you, frankie. Gard sullivan. I hope youre not driving home on that thing. Come on, father, lets go. Unhunh. Father. Gard. Im goin nowhere. And id really appreciate it if youd shut that door. Frankie why are you doing this, father . Paul theres a draft. Hey, im paying the bills. Do you leave your front door open . I own the place. Dont want it much but what can you do . Paul, i think you better get in here he hasnt told you, has he . Gard, what can i get for you . computer beeps siren i have not committed a crime, and that is not the issue im avril burke. Vincent sheahan. I saw you up on the galllops this morning. I can cash them for you no questions asked. Captioned by captioneering we spell out service fiona they say that Charity Begins at home but thats not always the case. For southwell in nottinghamshire it began right here at the minster. Welcome to the roadshow. We like to take you off the beaten track in the roadshow in hope of finding some hidden treasure. And this week. I think weve succeeded. The norman nave, the glorious 13th century chapter house, and these magnificent towers known locally as the pepper pots, make Southwell Minster one of the lesserknown jewels in the crown of nottinghamshire. But why is it called a minster when it could just as well be called a cathedral . Well, many cathedrals have their origins in monastic communities where monks lived together and need a place of worship. A minster, however is created by the People Living around it. Priests and the local Community Come together and contribute their money and their time to create a Mother Church for an area, known as a minster. And southwell is one of only five in the country. Here in the chapter house, each one of these seats represents the original communities that contributed towards the minster, and this is where they used to meet. During the 1800s it was this Community Spirit that led one of the canons here, reverend john becher to set up a charity to build this. Southwell workhouse, less than a mile from the minster, and one of about half a dozen remaining in its original state. Just like in oliver twist its easy to imagine mr. Bumble and his matron stalking these corridors. Men, women and children were housed here. They were separated into two groups the idle and profligate paupers a euphemism for the unemployed and life for them was very grim and the infirm and guiltless paupers they usually had an easier time of it. The only way you could leave the workhouse was if someone outside offered you a job, and that was rare. Days were spent breaking stones, turning mills, and, down here in the cellar salting meat. Theyd put salt on it here to preserve it and then hang it from these bars. The work was punishing. And when it came to bedtime, straw mattresses and theyre very hard. Its this historic backdrop which welcomes us to southwell and im looking forward to seeing what the people of nottinghamshire have to being through these doors. Expert now, i think you were at school a lot more recently than i was and im sure you remember your geometry barely. So how would we describe that clock . Of what form would we call that . Well. Not a trick question really, but. Weve always called it a diamondshaped clock but it isnt, really is it . Its a parallelogram on the top i think wed call it a rhombus. I was working up to a rhombus. You were. I was very impressed. The main thing is, its a really charming little item. Right. Dials all the way round. Well start at the front with the timepiece style we call it a timepiece because it doesnt strike signed by asprey. Thats pretty useful isnt it . Right, yes. The next one is a barometer. Coming round we have although the hand is missing we have a calendar here, and on this bezel weve got the days of the week and two little knurled knobs that you can twist that round. And then we have appointments on the last side which is great. Were missing the hands and the glass its not the end of the world and in the top, of course, we have a little compass again with the needle missing, and the glass on that. So condition is not brilliant, is it . No. No. Its always been like that ever since ive known it but no, we know the conditions not good. So how long have you known it for . Um, how long have i known my husband . Um. Difficult. Very. About 30odd years ive known of its existence. Its always sat in my motherinlaws house and then when she died we had things to clear out and it came, and, unfortunately, now lives in our attic. Seriously . Seriously, yes. So you never have it going . Dont know how to. Sorry, what do you mean you dont know how to wind it up . No, dont know how to wind it up. Okay. Well, youre certainly right the front bezel doesnt open and theres no place there to wind it up. No. The secret of all these Little Goodies are the Opening Doors at the back. Oh, look. And there they are. Oh, gosh. And what weve got here is a nice 8day movement with a massive spring in there and then the linkages are missing for the calendar but on the appointments, there are two little knurled wheels here so you can alter the two hands to set the date and the time of your next appointment. Its a great little toy, isnt it . Its fun. Why would you need a compass . I presume this is designed for a desk why would you need a compass . This is a sort of gentlemans compendium. Right. The compass really not greatly significant, unless he wanted to know which door to leave the house by. Any thoughts on date . No. Im gonna turn it so i can look at this. Well, all silver items always have a full set of hallmarks and there we are london, 1911. Right. And its asprey. Can you imagine what that would have cost if you, for instance, nowadays you wandered into bond street to buy a thing like that . I wouldnt have enough money in my purse, then. I certainly wouldnt have enough money in my purse, now. If it was new, Something Like that today, with a little bit of restoration in a retail shop you would see that for at least £5,000. Thats somewhat more than i expected. Oh, what a fine collection of tobacco jars have you been collecting these for a long time . Yes, almost 40 years. What started you off . I inherited one im afraid its not here today from my grandmother. I used to play with it as a child, apparently. laughs yes, yes. Did grandmother smoke . No. No. Probably granddad. I think he smoked a pipe at one time. Because these are all for tobacco, and made in germany in the 1880s to 90s running into the early years of the 20th century. They always have a figure of someone or other, or an animal. This is most unusual. Its a dog; lift the head off and put the tobacco inside it, and then take it out when you need the tobacco. Keeps it cool and dry inside. This heres amusing, because it leaves the dogs eyes behind it yes, i think its about the only one like that. Some of them are absolute fun. This chap with the wheelbarrow hes resting his stomach on the i feel great sympathy with that as he wheels the thing along. Hes a good one, isnt he . And i think theyre great, but the strange thing about it is that although tobacco now smoking, is offlimits, really people dont like it anymore the objects that are used in it have become very popular. And in america, especially theyre mad keen on them. This figure smoking a pipe would be terribly popular in america. Things like the cowboy over there they like such characters that represent america in a way. And i have a few myself. Ive got this little chap with a beetle running down his nose. You have many more at home, do you . A total of about 30 altogether, yes. And youre finding them more difficult to find nowadays . Yes. On average, to collect one it takes about two years to find it. One over two years nowadays . Yes. Well, that shows great strength of character to do it, really. Whats the most youve had to pay for them . £150. For. That one. This girl, shes very, very beautiful, isnt she . Egyptian, almost isnt she . She is, yes. Well, i reckon shes such a beautiful girl, in such super condition, i think certainly a couple of hundred, at least. Nowadays, even the quite ordinary ones are pushing up towards the £100 bracket. But you dont smoke, yourself . No, never smoked. laughing i think its wonderful so carry on collecting and enjoy them because theyre enormous fun. Well done. Thank you. The hogs back, in surrey is that right . Yes. Yes. A good artist always has a strong sense of place. And its by adrian daintrey, and its painted in 1937. Have you had it long . It was bought at auction in the early 1960s by my father. And it was in the catalogue, and it was