That was my speech. Speech short and sweet. Andre comes in and hes like he kind of reminds everybody, like, oh, yeah, this is real. I want to be briefed on any new developments. I have to whip them into shape and bring them into line. The next time i see you, id like you to be wearing a necktie. Check it out. Secret tie. Playing a cop is awesome because you get to wear a gun on your hip and a badge on your belt. And shes a psycho. [laughs] so this is like her lifes dream. Nothing. What . You look great. I love playing a cop. Running around with a gun is like youre 10 years old again. That maybe came out wrong. Well, this is awkward. Its not awkward. If youre an andy samberg fan, you know that hes whackadoo. Lets pound it out. Whackadoo means buddy. Whackadoo is hilarious. Whats wrong with you . Never took off the speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me. This is marcus. Hes 8 years old and in the third grade. He loves to play frisbee and catch bugs with his friends. And when it comes to learning, marcus is quite advanced in history and science, but tends to struggle a bit with Language Arts and needs extra help in math. But thats ok, because like every kid, marcus is one of a kind. Which is why marcus is in an online, tuitionfree Public School that uses the k12 program. One thing that makes the k12 program work so well for all kinds of students is the individualized learning plan built around the specific needs of every student. Each year, marcus teacher works with marcus and his parents to create the plan and to keep it on track. Heres how it works. Every school morning, marcus and his mom log in to the Online School to see whats on his daily plan. With k12, marcus mom can actually move his schedule around to fit the way marcus learns best. Marcus starts his day with math, where he gets some oneonone help from his teacher. Next its Language Arts. Because only his teacher can see his answers, marcus feels free to try a really hard spelling word. Now its on to history and art, where marcus learns about the civilization of india. But the best part of his day is when a nasa scientist speaks to his science class. Later, in astronomy club, marcus compares notes with a friend in another k12 school in mumbai, india. After a full day of school, marcus still has time for his swim lesson and frisbee with friends. Marcus cant stop talking about wanting to be an astronaut. His mom and dad are starting to see how k12s curriculum and their sons hard work make learning come alive and give marcus greater selfconfidence. Marcus cant wait for the next school day to begin. Hey football is back. Make sure youre ready and download nfl mobile from verizon. Watch nfl redzone. Get every nfl touchdown on sunday afternoons. [cheering] never be without football. Thats powerful. Verizon. My name is ichabod crane. [gasping] i was enlisted under the command of general washington. General George Washington . Do you know him . It was 250 years ago. [horn honks] welcome to the 21st century, mr. Crane. Few know the real legend of Sleepy Hollow, but buried in the secret history of our nation. Crane washington gave me a mission to kill a man. Lies the truth. Then you admit to cutting off his head . First i shot him. Beheading him seemed the next logical step. Uhh what you got this time . Unsolved homicide in dobbs ferry. Ill be able to help the i. O. Run a few leads. This is the sheriff. Step out where i can see you. [gunshots] my god. [gunshot] aah officer down [thunder] the killing you saw was a headless horseman. He described the appearance of the man that i saw in perfect detail. Youve been emancipated, i take it. Excuse me . From enslavement. Do you see this gun . Im authorized to use it, on you. That man needs a straitjacket, and you violated a direct order by bringing him here. That building used to be a livery stables. Well, now its a starbucks. But that building is also a starbucks. Yep. How many are there . Per block . Is there a law . The bible was buried here with me. This passage marked the book of revelations. [horse neighs] come on. The man im after is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Thats great. He is death itself. He has returned to Sleepy Hollow to finish what he started. Who the hell would decapitate a reverend . This is supposed to be a nice quiet town. You got rose bushes on every damn block. Corbin had a cabinet full of case files, hundreds of them. Town records suggest members of two different covens, representing good and evil. You are a witch. You are part of an ancient order, sworn to fight the darkness. What are you doing . I look around and i dont know who to trust anymore. We entombed the horsemans body deep below the river. Its the horseman whos been awakened and you along with him. The answers are in washingtons bible. Wake up ichabod that man is our only lead. Go get me something i can understand. You and captain america here. Who . Now, the clues left by our founding fathers. Its a map charted in 1776. Guess whose signature is at the bottom. Washington. Will unlock a centuriesold mystery. I know what the horsemans after. This is crazy. Which makes it no less real. Oh, my god. Look out from the writers and producers of star trek. Put the weapon down put your hands on your h. You think he can hear us . Whatever this is, its gonna get a lot worse. This day continues to bear gifts. Sleepy hollow. [cell phone ringing] hi, dad. Just making sure were still on track for my visit. What visit . For warners Birthday Party. Dad, warners birthdays in 8 months. Well, i just got an evite to a Surprise Party at warners this friday. Dad, thats my birthday. How could you invite him . Why would you do that . Ill tell you why. Because two years ago, you blew an indian food burp right in my face, and its payback time. 30 seconds of burp smells does not equal multiday dad visit. You send one of mine to the hospital, i send one of yours to the morgue. Thats the chicago way. Both the untouchables, thats right. Guess who was begging me to come to work again today. Who would know more about video games than you 65yearold dad . He was actually waiting in the backseat of the car with his briefcase. The last 4 of your social is 7146, correct . Uh. Yeah, but why are you using it . If i use mine, the irs would be all over this place like flies on a ham. You want to flip for the bed . Dad, there is no way youre sleeping in my heads, heads, heads, heads, heads see you in the morning. Stay out of the bathroom between 3 00 and 4 00. Thats my go time. Well, youre lucky your dads are american. My dad beat me with a math book until i was 16. Well, see, there you go. Thats exactly why we need your help on friday when we pitch to the chinese investors. What, because of my intimate knowledge of Chinese Culture . No, because youre gonna dress up like a sexy asian schoolgirl. I cant do that. Oh, you can. Sure you can. Here, practice with me. [clears throat, sniffs] Hee Hee Hee Hee you know, theres another very big business meeting going on today. Oh, thats right. Our dads are having lunch. Who do you think picks up that check . What time is this Birthday Party tonight . Oh, i think its at, uh, 7 00. I thought it was at 7 30. [coughs, blows] yes, i have 7 00. Ahchoo well, hello, kitty. Heh heh. Heh heh. You see, its good. Like its work its pretty and you likelike it works. And i like it. Stop. Filing this away. Uh, lock the door, lock the door. Warner. Go to my office. Theres a granola bar in the top drawer. No, warner open up, im here to help. We just sealed a handshake agreement. Warner, the chinese are a lovely and honorable people, [whispering] but you cant trust em. Dad, stop it theres a reason shanghais a verb. Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee. Introducing a new comedy. This you . No, thats not me. Thats the kid from mask, one of the ugliest people in human history. He looks like you in the face part. Where problems. Mwah hi, warner. Are relative. What am i supposed to be grateful for . The time you introduced me to a woman named deb as my new mom and then broke up with her 20 minutes later . We grew apart. Heyo proving life with dad can be a real mother. Camilla thinks you ruined the deal with that. Well, she wasnt there. The only girl there was veronica in that sexy little schoolgirl outfit. What . What . Yeah, i saw you give that the old up and down. Talk about a rising son. Daddy, no. Dads, premieres tuesday september 17, on fox. So the store was hit about two hours ago. They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras. [beeping] sorry. Great work, team. Dismissed. You heard anything about the new captain . I just wish captain mcginley never left. He was the best. You just liked him cause he let you do anything you wanted. On your marks, get set. What the hells going on around here . Fire extinguisher roller chair derby . Ok. Go [cheering, laughing] this new guys gonna be another robot. Meet morgze. Robot captain, engage. Is that what you think . Hey hey new captain alert. Dont let me interrupt. Id like you to finish. Me. Morg. Zarp. Thats a terrible robot voice. Yep. The next time i see you, id like you to be wearing a necktie. The man is the real deal. Everyone, im your new commanding officer, captain ray holt. Speech that was my speech. I love that guy. Same. This precinct is doing fine, but i want to make it the best one in brooklyn. Where do we start . What is happening . We start with him. Canvass the neighborhood, and while youre at it, you can buy yourself a tie. Oh. Im wearing a tie right now. Check it out. Secret tie. I think youre kind of overdoing it with the manscaping. Sergeant, you were significantly. Fat, sir. They called me terry titties. I never liked that nickname. Though, to be fair, it was accurate. Tell me about your detective squad. Rosa diaz. Tough, smart, and really scary. Your shirt looks like vomit. Good call. Smart. Charles boyle. Hes not physically. Oh, man, my muffin. Gifted. Ah oh, my head muffin, my head, and i stepped on my muffin, and my head and my muffin. Amy santiago. Shes always trying to prove shes tough. Careful. That stuffs pretty hot. Oh, is it . Jacob peralta is my best detective. The only puzzle he hasnt solved is how to grow up. The perp came in through the window. Bang bang. You know that turns me on, and thats unfair in the work environment. Police. Hello. Hello. Have you seen this man before . He was shot last night. Oh, thank you. Nosir, thats ours. We need that and he kept it. What do santiago and peralta have riding on whose bet it is . If jake gets more arrests, she has to go on a date with him. Id bet on at least some over the clothes action, at the very least some touching caressing. Thats enough. I could see him showing up in a silk robe. Thats enough, gina. Fine work, detective. A testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately. Lets pound it out. Nypd everyone down maam, if you could just get down. Or ignore me and continue shopping. A little help yes, he did get away, but. Some bonus good news. I got you hazelnut. There. A little spoon there for you, huh . Thats how we do it in ninenine. Catch bad guys and were good doin it. Yeah you did great, everyone. Whats wrong with you . Never took off the speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me. This is marcus. Hes 8 years old and in the third grade. He loves to play frisbee and catch bugs with his friends. And when it comes to learning, marcus is quite advanced in history and science, but tends to struggle a bit with Language Arts and needs extra help in math. But thats ok, because like every kid, marcus is one of a kind. Which is why marcus is in an online, tuitionfree Public School that uses the k12 program. One thing that makes the k12 program work so well for all kinds of students is the individualized learning plan built around the specific needs of every student. Each year, marcus teacher works with marcus and his parents to create the plan and to keep it on track. Heres how it works. Every school morning, marcus and his mom log in to the Online School to see whats on his daily plan. With k12, marcus mom can actually move his schedule around to fit the way marcus learns best. Marcus starts his day with math, where he gets some oneonone help from his teacher. Next its Language Arts. Because only his teacher can see his answers, marcus feels free to try a really hard spelling word. Now its on to history and art, where marcus learns about the civilization of india. But the best part of his day is when a nasa scientist speaks to his science class. Later, in astronomy club, marcus compares notes with a friend in another k12 school in mumbai, india. After a full day of school, marcus still has time for his swim lesson and frisbee with friends. Marcus cant stop talking about wanting to be an astronaut. His mom and dad are starting to see how k12s curriculum and their sons hard work make learning come alive and give marcus greater selfconfidence. Marcus cant wait for the next school day to begin. Is your child happy in school . Is the pace too fast of too slow . Does your child need a more flexible or individualized approach . You do have another choice. Online learning from k12, a fulltime alternative to the traditional classroom, available as a tuitionfree Public School option. Call now for your free information kit to learn more. K12 is available through accredited Public Schools that parents and teachers enthusiastically endorse. I made a switch to Online Learning because i saw a blossoming of kids excitement for education. Our statecertified teachers customize lesson plans and guide learning. Kids work at the level and pace just right for them, without classroom distractions. And books and supplies are included. The ability to have the Online School and still be part of the Public School system is priceless. In fact, 97 of k12 parents are satisfied their student benefits academically. Call now or go online for your free information kit. Hey football is back. Make sure youre ready and download nfl mobile from verizon. Watch nfl redzone. Get every nfl touchdown on sunday afternoons. [cheering] never be without football. Thats powerful. Verizon. Hi there. Welcome to the tivo premiere experience. Let me show you around. This quick tour will show you some of the cool things you can do with your tivo premiere dvr, like how to use the remote to find and record shows, how to find something youre looking for, and much more. Ready . Lets go. The first place you should explore is tivo central. To get here, just push the tivo button on your remote and youll find all that you need to get started. Tivo central gives you an overview of everything premiere can do. Think of it as your home base. Up top youll find my shows, which contains everything your dvr has recorded for you. Its like your personal library of great stuff to watch. Heres a tivo tip. You can get to my shows at any time by double clicking on the tivo button. Find tv, movies, and videos is exactly what it sounds like. Its also where you can get movies and shows from the web. Heres where you manage your recordings. You can see your upcoming recordings and prioritize and modify your season pass recordings. Take a few minutes and navigate around on tivo central. When you go to most menus while watching a program, youll see a live tv window in the upper righthand corner showing the movie or tv show thats currently playing. Want to pause the action . Just hit pause. And when youre ready to continue, just press it again. See . Its easy. If you want to return to the recorded show you were watching, just hit the zoom button. If you want to jump to whats playing on live tv right now, just hit the live tv button. One thing tivo is famous for is the ability to get what you want when you want it. Just click here to fast forward. Hit it again and youll zoom along. One more time and youre really flying. This button jumps you ahead 30 seconds, which is really nice. How about rewinding . If you missed the lastsecond touchdown, hit this button to rewind 8 seconds and see it again. Now you can hit play or slow for slowmotion. I should take a moment to mention two buttons youll definitely want to know about. The guide button gives a simple look at your available channels and whats playing on each, as well as whats coming up. Its the quickest way to see whats on and makes recording a cinch. Above that is the info button, which will give you a quick rundown about the show youre watching. With tivo, finding what to watch is now as much fun as actually watching it. In search, just start typing in what youre looking for the name of a show, an actor, director, even a genre, and bam, choices galore. Youll see matches populate instantly based on popularity. So it may take just a letter or two to find what youre looking for. And look, you can even see your options on where to get it. Cool, huh . Below search is browse for tv and movies. Its a fun and intuitive way to find something that matches your mood. You can browse by genre in our collections feature, by movie category, and much more. Lets say youre in the mood for a comedy or mystery and suspense, here youll find tv shows and movies organized into a veritable plethora of categories and genres for quick and easy browsing. Before you can receive your digital cable channels from your cable service, youll need a cable card. It gives you access to the Digital Channels on your cable subscription package. If you havent already done so, call your Cable Company and request one, or they may even let you pick one up and pop it in yourself. I think thats enough to get you started. Once youve got a handle on the basics, check out the advanced dvr and web videos to learn even more. Thanks for watching, and ill see you around. I want to welcome all our viewers from around the world. David gods called us to proclaim to the world. That he is god. And there is none beside him. Sound the alarm gather the people gather the elders let the ministers wail take back the years the enemys stolen lord, you are coming with a holy visitation david hes here with us. We can feel the presence of almighty god. This is your night for a divine appointment with god. Announcer now, campmeeting [praising, applause] ossie you have found campmeeting campmeeting is a outreach of inspiration ministries and believe it or not. 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