Transcripts For WKYC The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

WKYC The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon August 25, 2016

Florida georgia line, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 519 ontario steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey everyone welcome, welcome great. Have a seat. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Were gonna have fun tonight. Were gonna have fun tonight. Heres what people are talking about. It was Just Announced that Initiative Event in new york next month, because of a a scheduling conflict. When asked what the conflict was, obama was like, could be the 9th hole, maybe the 10th hole. Its hard to say. [ laughter and applause ] i never played there. I dont know. Speaking of president obama. I saw that the movie southside with you comes out this week. It tells the story of barack and Michelle Obamas first date. Thats right. Its a movie about a first date that leads to marriage which to go see on a first date. [ laughter and applause ] will you marry me . I dont know. Apparently the movie reveals that when barack and michelle met she actually rejected him at first. [ audience oohs ] in fact, barack was so persistent, michelle started a a campaign called lets move on. [ laughter and applause ] thats the way shes always into that. Steve thats the way she rolls. Jimmy i also read that cnn is premiering a new documentary next week called almost president the agony of defeat. It has interviews with mitt romney [ light laughter ] john mccain and michael dukakis. Jeb bush was like, what about almost, almost president . [ laughter and applause ] want to make a movie about that . Im available. Come back come back here. [ light laughter ] here is the latest on the election. After more than a year of promising mass deportation of undocumented immigrants, last night donald trump actually referred to them as great people. Even ryan lochte was like, get your story straight, man. [ laughter ] are they great people . A bit of a scandal here. Melania trump is getting ready to sue the british newspaper the daily mail for writing that she once worked as an escort. Yeah. Melania says she strongly denies the accusation that she has ever worked. [ laughter and applause ] in the meantime, Hillary Clinton recently wrote an editorial for a news site aimed at millennial women. She says she has much to learn from young people. Specifically, she wants to learn how to switch from email to snapchat. [ laughter ] your messages get deleted automatically . I want to hear more. . Tell me more tell me more bah da bah bah . Lets get to some [ light laughter ] steve wow jimmy thats it,h. Jimmy everyone loves sports. Did you guys hear about this . Tim tebow recently announced plans to pursue a baseball career. Tim tebow. Yeah. More than 20 Major League Teams are planning to attend his workout next week in l. A. Thats right. Hell be the first baseball player to throw from third to first and get intercepted. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy its making history. Steve wow. Jimmy meanwhile, the bachelorette winner, jordan rodgers, has started working as a tv commentator for college football. When asked who he thinks will this is tough. [ laughter ] im in love with both teams. [ applause ] im going to have to go with miami. This made me laugh. Yesterday a man in pittsburgh had to be rescued after he got stuck this is true he got stuck trying to jump between two buildings to impress a a woman he just met. [ light laughter ] afterward the woman actually agreed to go out on a date with the fireman who rescued that idiot. [ laughter and applause ] hes cool. Whats your problem . Steve im stuck. [ light laughter ] jimmy get this. A 9yearold dog in minnesota was just elected as his towns mayor for a third term. [ light laughter ] and the guy running against the dog was like, why do i still live in this town . [ laughter and applause ] third time ive lost to a a dog steve i lost to a dog. With me. Jimmy somethings wrong. Steve a dog has beaten me three times. Jimmy i thought this was interesting. A new report finds that a a record 60 million americans live in multigenerational households. Yeah. I think thats just a fancy way of saying still living with your mom. [ laughter and applause ] this basement is part of a a multigenerational household. [ light laughter ] and finally, this is pretty big. I saw that Jennifer Lawrence was just named the worlds highest paid actress, bringing in 46 million last year before [ audience ohs ] she narrowly beat out the worlds second highest paid actress, Hillary Clinton. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, everybody give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh that is maroon 5s James Valentine sitting in with the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] good to see j this is pretty exciting. Whatre you playing there, buddy . This is my new custom guitar, from ernie ball music man, the valentine. Jimmy i mean, cmon. [ cheers and applause ] you have you own guitar . I know, its awesome. Its amazing. Do you want one . Jimmy yeah, i want one. Absolutely. All right, ill talk to ernie ball. Jimmy good, yeah. Thank you. I appre but thats got to be a dream come true. Absolutely. Jimmy when you were a a little kid, when you were young jimmy valentine, did you ever this is beyond, beyond that fantasy. Jimmy beyond that. Congratulations on that. Thats awesome, buddy. [ applause ] kick off a fall tour next month. Look out for that. Thanks for being here, buddy. Welcome back. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Jimmy guys, its been a a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night the legendary Barbra Streisand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy theres a new record of duets, its great. Plus our pal alec baldwin will be joining us. Steve yeah, cmon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then on friday, jessica alba and Jeff Foxworthy will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] you dont want to miss it. But first we have a fun show night. He is so talented and always doing something cool. From the animated Netflix Series bojack horseman, aaron paul is here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] cmon jimmy always got something fun. Later in the show, aaron and i are going to play a game of musical beers with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ] plus, shes one of my favorite comedians. From the new amazon series one mississippi, tig notaro is dropping in. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] isnt that cute . Dig your roots. Thats awesome. I love this picture. Weve got the little vinyl back here. Record player. Thats not even them. Steve really . Jimmy no, just random [ light laughter ] steve just two random kids . Jimmy two random babies, yeah. Steve and they love the roots, thats great. Jimmy yeah, they love the roots. Yeah. [ light laughter ] as you guys know, i love watching tv, especially obscure German Television shows. Li and the other day, i came across this really great one called bonk. Its sweeping the nation. Its basically they take pictures of celebrities and they bonk them. Well, its hard to explain. Just watch and enjoy. . . Jimmy hello, im chris vander bonk. And welcome to bonk. We have lots of celebrities to bonk today, so lets get things started. Adam levine. I hear the voice and its telling me to bonk you. [ light laughter ] the olympics are over. So let us honor these amazing olympians. [ bonk ] [ light laughter ] did you say ryan lochte or ryan bonkme . [ bonk ] its time for the worlds fastest bonk. The bald bonk. [ bonk ] lets see that in slow motion. [ bonk ] look, its my favorite olympic [ bonk ] . Play that bonky music bonk boy . [ bonk ] jason bourne, more like jason bournk. Guess what im going to do . Tell me. Jimmy bonk you. [ bonk ] woo my favorite show on television . Mr. Robonk. [ bonk ] youve got mail. Jimmy things are heating up in the president ial elections. What do you think of that little donny . Were gonna win so big. To that, hillary . Hahahaha [ bonk ] [ light laughter ] jimmy order. The Vice President has officially been selected to get bonked. [ bonk ] barack obama, i could never bonk him. Well, maybe just a baby bonk. [ bonk ] oh, i love fran oceans new album. But frankie, dont cover that face. [ pop ] thats better. Now i can bonk you. [ bonk ] aw, yeah. Jimmy throwback thursbonk [ seinfeld riff ] lets try a morphy bonk. [ bonk ] think fast. Quickie monkey bonk. [ bonk ] lets give the wheel of bonks a a spin. . . Oh, is it ivbonka trump . [ bonk ] techno speed bonk. Jimmy quinto. [ bonk ] costner. [ bonk ] kelsey grammer. [ bonk ] bonk. Thats all the time we have, but the show wouldnt be complete without a selfbonking full body fritzy bonk. [ bonk ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now steve wow jimmy now, this is big news. If you ever dreamed about doing your own bonk [ light laughter ] steve who hasnt . Who hasnt . Because weve got a new app called bonk. [ cheers and applause ] this is it right here. You can bonk you can bonk your friends, you can bonk yourselves, but you cant bonk your friends self. [ light laughter ] now, let me show you how it works here. See this here . You put your head in that little diagram there. Steve got it. Jimmy so ill put my head in there. [ laughter ] thats it right there, right . So now you press bonk. [ bonk ] takes a couple of seconds. [ bonk ] [ whistle ] [ bonk ] [ laughter ] so now once its done steve once its bonked. Jimmy its pretty dumb. Once its bonked steve you gotta bonk it. Jimmy but its a lot of fun. Once you do that, you press share and then you can go and put it on instagram and facebook and twitter and all that stuff or email it to people. And it works in photos, too. Steve you have a photo jimmy yeah, your uncle could just have a photo and you can just bonk your uncle. He doesnt have to be there. Then you could email hi steve what the hell is this . Jimmy what the heck is this, man . Steve the cia is after me. [ light laughter ] jimmy its available actually right now in the apple app store. Just go to appstore. Com bonk and start bonking. [ cheers and applause ] well be right bonk with aaron paul, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Its a golden opportunity to discover that in a lexus suv for a limited time, get some of our best offers of the year at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. 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[ cheers and applause ] i know. Oh had to hug him for that one. On september 2nd, you can see him in the new film the 9th life of louis drax. Hes also the voice of the character of todd chavez on the acclaimed animated Netflix Series bojack horseman. Season three is available now. Please welcome aaron paul, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aaron paul looking sharp oh, you as well. Jimmy looking sharp. Youre a stud. Youre a stud. Thank you. Everyones so nice. Jimmy they love you here. Come on. They love you here. Jimmy you smell very nice. Are you wearing i wore this for you. Jimmy are you wearing a a cologne . I am, yeah. Jimmy is it like a a sandalwood type of thing . It is. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is it . Um le labo. Jimmy what . Yeah. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy le labo. Le labo. Jimmy it smells great. Yeah, ill walk around. You can smell me. [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy on smellovision. If you already have smellovision, you know what it smells like. Hey, i have a question for you. Yeah. Jimmy would you like to get bonked [ laughter ] you know, i never thought would you ask, and of course i would. Yes. Jimmy its very easy to do. Yes. Jimmy you just look here and press the blue button and bonk yourself. [ bonk ] all right, so thats i love that noise. Jimmy all right, lets see. Now well both experience it for the first time together. Thats your picture there. . . [ bonk ] ahh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Oh, my god, wow i look good with a dark beard. Jimmy you do look good with a dark beard. Welcome back to the show, buddy. You and everyone else i know is obsessed with Stranger Things on netflix. Oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] jimmy on netflix. Dude, they hit a homer, right . Those guys . Oh, god, one of the best things ive ever seen. Yeah. Jimmy who are those guys, the Duffer Brothers . I have no idea. Jimmy is that a made up the Duffer Brothers jimmy they might be madeup people. Yeah. Jimmy i dont even want to know who they are. Yeah, yeah. Do, but i dont. [ light laughter ] its like the show, i dont want to spoil it for anyone. But youre obsessed. I am obsessed. I just i actually just looked through the whole look book they had when they were pitching the show, and jimmy what . Yeah, i cant believe jimmy how did you get to see that . It was kind of snuck to me. Jimmy i mean, youre aaron paul. Thats yeah, no, it was snuck to me last night. And i read through it. And i just cant believe people passed on it. Jimmy oh, they did . Yeah, people passed on them, and then, you know, netflix. Jimmy i dont know the story behind it. A lot of Networks Just they saw it and theyre like, yeah, we dont see it. Jimmy those kids. Oh, my god, those kids jimmy you love them, theyre so cute. I love them. Im obsessed with them. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre coming on, right . Yeah. Jimmy theyre coming on the show, i think. Theyre coming on here . Jimmy all four of them. Oh, my god. When . Jimmy three little boys and the girl. Soon . Jimmy one week, yeah. Can i come . Jimmy yeah. You want to be here . I would love to come [ laughter ] i am obsessed. Jimmy you got to interview eleven. Yeah. Millie bobby brown, who plays eleven. Jimmy what a great name, millie bobby brown. 12 years old. Only 12. And i was asked to interview her for elle magazine. And i was terrified. Jimmy what was the connection . Why would they ask you to interview her . Well, because i was on i went to twitter and just confessed my love to the Duffer Brothers. And im like, dear Duffer Brothers, thank you. Sincerely, everyone. Jimmy yeah. And jimmy only going to fit 140 characters. Right. Yeah, exactly. So elle reached out and said, hey, would you like to interview eleven, and i said, instantly, yes. Jimmy what is she like . She is the best. [ laughter ] jimmy of course she is she is the best. Jimmy of course she is. But i was so terrified. She was on a Family Vacation in spain. And ive got to make this good, you know . Jimmy of course. But she gets on the phone, with a cute little accent. Jimmy she has a yeah, she is far more articulate than i. And i was terrified. Jimmy what is her accent . She grew up in, uh i think london. Jimmy so she a british accent . A british accent, yeah. She was born in barcelona and then grew up in the uk. Jimmy so you were a little star struck . Yeah. Jimmy and how did it work . It worked out great . It was great. Jimmy yeah, good. Yeah, my wife and i, you know, said that we would want to adopt her. [ laughter ] jimmy shes with her family. I know, but she said jimmy on vacation, yeah. She said that, you know, we could. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i want you to tell me the story, because this is a a fun i like hearing these fun stories where you get a little star struck. Youre on a movie set and you made kind of like a kind of a goofy mistake in front of a a big star. Did this film mission impossible. Jimmy hello yeah. Years ago. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. But my buddy said, hey, listen, j. J. Abrams is obsessed with magic. You should just bring up magic. Tell him that you like magic. Im like, okay. So thats what i did, and jimmy are you obsessed with magic . I mean, who isnt obsessed i mean im not obsessed. But im not a magician. And j. J. Just assumed that i knew magic. [ laughter ] and so then toui walking on set and said, hey, have you met aaron . He goes, no. Hes like, oh, hes a a magician. Why dont you show tom a magic trick . [ laughter ] and im like, no, i dont know magic so then j. J. Hands me a deck of cards. And im like, uhh okay. So i tried something. And it doesnt work. Jimmy because youre not a a magician. Right. Jimmy yeah. Its a flop. And tom looks at me, hes like, oh, it didnt work. Im like, no, i i know. So he asked me to do it again, and its just a childs trick. And then the child trick worked. Jimmy yeah and then he was like hes just a nice dude, though, right . Hes just he looks at me and he starts just laughing and grabs my shoulders and does his, you know, charming tom cruise laugh. Jimmy yeah. And made me feel good about myself. [ laughter ] jimmy but then the story gets worse. I love this. Because then you went to audition for 10 cloverfield lane. Yeao the original cloverfield years ago. And j. J. Abrams was in the meeting. And then he brings up the tom cruise magic trick story. [ laughter ] and then i fail my audition because all i could think about jimmy you screwed up that trick. Was that. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know why it made me laugh. Its probably because life ended up pretty great for you. You have a new movie, the 9th life of louis drax. Its a great mystery thriller jimmy congrats on that. Thank you very much. Jimmy and then you can all watch season three of bojack horseman, which is absolutely hilarious. Thank you. Jimmy well done. That show is fantastic. Its on netflix, which is what we just said, isnt it . Yeah. Jimmy this is a commercial for netflix tonight. [ light laughter ] but will arnett is bojack. And gosh, hes a funny guy. Hes very funny. And you know, the show is actually very sad and depressing, as well. Jimmy it is a little bit, but in a way that its funny. In a good way. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, its hes an animated horse. Yeah. Jimmy who used right. Jimmy a

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