Transcripts For WKYC The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

WKYC The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon November 18, 2016

Its a story that shocked and captivated the country. Cincinnati workers killed a 17 yearold gorilla in may after child fell into the enclosure. Tonight, we know the findings after federal inspection. Not in compliance with safety standards. It was installed in 19 it was installed in 1978. Second chancery news were all about seeing the possible. This story is a perfect example for the a team is coming together to rematch myspace could become an something as simple as lights can create a brighter future. Its been looked at as on expanding the depth of the city center is just beginning. It started adding brightness the neighbor. Lock for is forgotten amphitheater. Along the ohio and erie canal, topaz trails its lock for park and state route 59 were stroll or bike ride committed to was often left dark and uneventful. Thats why the knight called reimagining the civic comments. To transform and connect to look spaces to bring people together. What better way than to light up the city . We want to bring in the fun, whimsical lighting element where you want to run through it and keep coming into pass. Ultimately the goal is to transform the area and akron into destination. Winning changes everyday. Lebron james bond as a trophy. We can win to get a chance to see all the improvements made this friday and saturday for harvest fest. 12 Million Investment in the Greater Cleveland beer scene. They announced a major expansion in Middleburg Heights will create dozens of jobs and double the companys brain capacity. We get an exclusive look. Middleburg heights and fatheads are continuing the partnership as a company commits to a state oftheart beer drinking destination just off interstate 71. Its hard to find a seat. The Craft Beer Industry is a crowded field but that has managed to flourish. We need a bigger facility for the hes a master brewer excited about the an with a newer, bigger central brewery will increase from 30,000 to 60,000 barrels. Its a great opportunity for us to get our year to more people. Is being brewed, these are the first renderings for the project shared with us by Middleburg Heights mayor. Outside, drivers will get a good look at the 125,000 ft. 2 building from i70 one. Inside, they plan to place a 250 seat dining hall and bar in the center of the main brewery. Down the corridor, visitors will see the works. Making Middleburg Heights the craft beer destination. This is the Middleburg Heights as well as Greater Cleveland. Weve seen cleveland make a comeback. Part of that come back is whats happening in the suburbs. The expansion also create 74 new jobs. Family gets bigger and bigger and that makes it exciting. That had lose most of its beer in Middleburg Heights. That building will close when the new operation opens. That said to have been a late 2017 or early 2018. Tomorrow sounds like the day the stock the bridge. Get it while you can because by the time saturday rolls around, you may reach for will take the edge off. Lets take a look at whats going on as far as your forecast tomorrow. Well start off with mostly sunny skies, breezy conditions, temperatures and from the 40s. This is based on the will go to 73 as we get in the afternoon. The one thing everybody will be noting the temperatures will rise and thats because of our brisk southerly breezes. Southwest winds expected 6 am and the temperatures will be on the rise. It looks like this is for saturday. Everything flipped because youre on after midnight. You can see our storm system to the west. You can see the snow coming in nebraska. Therefore inches on the ground in deadwood south dakota. All that will continue to move to the north, will be on the warm side of the storm system because you can see winter storm and blizzard warnings going on. All that stays north. Well get tapped by that to win the nfc go to the next couple days, heres how things will role. 70s for the day friday. The record crushed and as the day goes on, frontal pad. Cold air keeps coming, will run with the punches. 6 inches possible by all by the time all is said and done. Thats basically through sunday it looks like after that things will improve. 74 tomorrow, a record high for saturday will start in the morning in the 50s and should be rain coming through. Once that goes through, snow begins to fall. This work for sure. This is my hand drawn map, as old school. But tammy to midday sunday, heres where these accumulas to 6 inches possible. That sneaks down toward akron and an average of the western suburbs of cleveland. Thats because the lake effect on the northwesterly winds. The Higher Elevations have a better chance to sustain snow and thats why we get that to temperatures in the 30s monday, the time you get to the big travel holiday wednesday at thanksgiving well hold in the 40s. You have four more minutes. Go ahead. College hoops in full force tonight. The buckeyes try to stay . . laughs. here it is. . . . . Hey dad . . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down brownson steelers sunday. Weather will be around first Energy Statement as they go for their first win. Well find out about young mr. Cody kessler. Remember, hes never played in this kind of weather. Born and raised in bakersfield. Played College Football at the university of Southern California little rain. Hes excited to play in this kind of weather on sunday. In things possible. Its difficult because the mindset of you cant control it and have to focus on what you can control and that the winwood drive the ball more, do whatever you can to lets take a step back. All the pain of losing and theres been a lot of it especially in the last three weeks of the games have been as competitive as the beginning of the year. Nevertheless, theyve all been lost. We all look back on this and laugh. I promise i will look at back at this year and laugh about it. At some point. Right now, i cant. I cant stomach it. I will becaus accomplish and what were trying to do. In the first to tell you theres times when i wake up and say wow, what am i doing . Mens college soccer, Ncaa Division i tournament and university of akron will move on. They when game number one and they did it early in the first half. The goal coming up, nick hines puts them up 10 against villanova. Though it another in the second half. Akron shuts out villanova 20 the tournament. Mens basketball the akron zips beat American University and their one and one on the year. Ohio state taking on the friars of providence college. Second half and columbus. Buckeyes will go in with a slamdunk, he has 12 month j schulte had 14 of the buckeyes had with my five. There are three nonear will be in east lansing saturday to take a michigan state. The buckeyes beat maryland 623 last saturday. They are not a one overall. With two games left to go. The buckeyes do not control their own destiny, at least in the big ten. If they win out, penn state goes to the big ten games, big ten temperature for not, you wont put us in. You will leave it ohio state up. I know you dont control but thats how i see it. When he looks at me like that, theres no way i would leave ohio state. They played the scramble, cougars up 170 will go on and win the game 3610. With an outside shot at getting into the playoffs but no longer as they are out of it as a tonight. Well be right back. That was invigorating youre probably wondering why ive just carved a giant wooden tiger. Well, the answer is that a real one would maul me. Ive crafted dr. Whiskers here as a visual aid visit the lot, carmax associates will not pounce like tigers because people dont like that. Come here to buy a car. Dr. Whiskers wont pounce. Nobody will. Do you have earmuffs and gloves ready fond and a couple stitches before i complete my hat. Have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] . . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nicole Kidman, michael shannon, musical guest miranda lambert, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 573, missouri, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody how you doing . Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] great, hot new york city crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre w thank you very much. Heres what people are talking about. I saw that ted cruz is actually being considered by donald trump to be attorney general. Though it will be pretty awkward when he shows up on his first day of work and trump goes, i said tom cruise. [ laughter ] hes the top gun. [ applause ] yesterday, Vice President joe biden and Vice President elect mike pence had lunch together. Pence said, im eager to discuss the issues facing our nation. While biden said, if you tell [ laughter and applause ] i do it almost every day. Some more news out of the washington, it was announced that president obamas director of national intelligence, james clapper, resigned last night. Well, actually, obama just shut clapper off by doing this. [ claps ] [ laughter and applause ] then he was out. Hes already already in the car. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, hes out. Steve the clapper. Jimmy some celebrity news. Ricky martin announced that he is engaged to his boyfriend, who happens to be sy. Yeah, thats right. Ricky got down on one knee and said, will you help me make Donald Trumps head explode . [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, Carrie Fisher said that she went public with her affair with Harrison Ford because she felt like she waited an appropriate amount of time. [ laughter ] specifically, she said it was a a long time ago in a winnebago far, far away. And you go, all right, thats tmi. Im not sure what to make of this, guys. Theres a new workout where people have you heard of this . People crawl like a baby. [ light laughter ] its a new thing, yes, because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. [ light laughter ] yeah, in response, babies were like, have you seen our bodies . [ laughter ] wrists dont normally have dimples. But, im just saying. You want us to be well, this seems kind of silly. A man is suing krispy kreme donuts for 5 million because dont contain any real fruit. [ laughter ] while the judge said, do you really want to be involved with another lawsuit, governor christie . [ cheers and applause ] pick your battles. Pick your battles. Steve ohhey heyoh ohhey forget about it. Heyoh hey jimmy hey, yo, whoa. [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy well, this made me laugh here. A newscaster in seattle was showing off googles new quick it uses Artificial Intelligence to guess what youre trying to draw. Well, check out how it went. You have to draw things very quickly on the screen, and then the computer guesses what it is. Give me one. Give me one. All right, good. A cannon, a cannon. [ laughter ] i dont know what what do you do . What do you do . [ laughter ] thats so good. Oh, it just got so much worse. [ applause ] jimmy now draw two cannon balls. No, no, no, hey, stop were canceled. Steve make it shoot [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] jimmy guys, this is pretty big. Thursday night football just started on nbc tonight. That was a big deal for us. [ cheers and applause ] with the panthers taking on the saints, we couldnt be more excited. I saw that the league is actually looking for ways to make watching football more fun, including fewer ad breaks and the difference, stuff like that. Thats not all theyre doing. By the stadiums drunkest fan. Do you know that . [ applause ] steve i didnt know. Jimmy also, theyre doing a a new thing now. Referee mics must be autotuned. Listen. . Half the distance to the goal first down new england . [ applause ] jimmy i think that could work. Steve id watch. Jimmy and finally, commentary is now provided by morgan freeman. Listen to this. After a brief scuffle, the leader emerges from the flock. He struts back and forth, seeking a connection, but his attempt is doomed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you see, i thinks im excited. Im ready for next thursday. As i just mentioned, we had the Carolina Panthers and the new Orleans Saints right here on nbc. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player. They also give out awards during the season, sort of like ones in High School Year books, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So, with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Tonight show jimmy our first player is brenton bersin. Hes a wide receiver for the Carolina Panthers. He was voted most likely to be the love child of Neil Patrick Harris and eric trump. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy heres panthers tight end greg olsen. He was voted most likely to kick snow in your face and say, see you at the bottom of the mountain, dweeb. [ laughter and applause ] next from the saints is luke mccown. He was voted most likely to wear overalls as underwear. Well, that [ laughter and applause ] steve hey jimmy next up from the panthers, is ryan kalil. He was voted most likely to cohost tool time. well, ive seen him before. Steve ive seen him. Jimmy yeah. Next up is saints quarterback drew brees. He was voted most likely to tell you that his only goal is to make your mom happy, and that you can tell him dad whenever you are ready. [ laughter and applause ] take your time with that. Its a rare award. Steve thats very rare. Jimmy and finally, from the saints, is cornerback b. W. Webb. He was voted most likely to ask his barber for the palm tree. Those are your nfl superlatives. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Thank you so much. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, megyn kelly will be here. Steve oh jimmy were going play game of box of lies. Steve ooh. Jimmy plus, well have Chris Hardwick and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be good. Its a good show. But first, we have a big show tonight. Shes an Academy Awardwinning actress who is already receiving awards for her work in an amazing new movie called lion. It opens next friday. Its gonna get nominated for every award. My pal, Nicole Kidman is here, ladies and gentlemen. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nicole and i nicole and i are going to talk about some old times. New movie, then were going to face off in the jinx challenge, and were gonna see if we have any chemistry there. Because last time she was here, she really . She dropped the bomb on me . [ light laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. She came last time and just yeah, she apparently steve apparently. Jimmy i yeah. Apparently, we went on a date. Steve yeah, but jimmy i didnt know this story, and i dont know, its just steve you didnt know it was a date. Jimmy i thought i was up for a movie role, and so my friend called me and said, like, hey, dude, im with nicole kid were going to come to your apartment. And i was like, oh, im on the street. Like, okay, hold on. Ill be home. I think i had one of those tmobile flip phone things. Thats how long time ago it was. Yeah, its like you know, the one that flips around. So i was like, all right, dude. Ill call you. He goes, just i said, what do i do . I dont know if i even have anything. I have, like, im a single dude. Im on saturday night live. Im like, i have, like, sneakers and, you know, video games. Thats all i have, yeah. And she goes he goes, go get some brie and crackers. [ light laughter ] steve no. I guess thats a cheese. So i go to my deli, and im like, do you have brie . I dont know what hes like, yeah, go right over there. And i got saltine crackers. Steve is that the only cracker you knew . Jimmy i dont know any crackers. Steve is that the only cracker youve seen . Jimmy that is the correct so i pulled, you know, the plastic. I did i opened it up, and i kind of fanned out the saltines to make it look nice. [ laughter ] anyways, nicole came over and we well, i dont know. Apparently there was no chemistry, yeah. [ laughter ] steve ouch. Jimmy but last time she was here, i mean, it was you could really steve you could cut it with a knife. Jimmy nou [ laughter ] but anyway, nicoles coming out later. Shell be fun. Also, hes getting awesome reviews for his role in the new movie nocturnal animals. Michael shannon is stopping by. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that guy. Hes a great, great, great actor. I love him. Hes super fun, too. And we got great music tonight from grammy awardwinner miranda lambert, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Miranda lambert, oh, i love her. Guys, it is time for [ cheers and applause ] . Hashtags hashtags . Jimmy here we go. Do you guys use twitter at all . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, well, we use we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where we send out a a hashtag. We ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So, since thanksgiving is coming up next week and people will be spending time with their families, i went on twitter, and i started a myfamilyisweird. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing about a family member. We got thousands and thousands of tweets, a lot of weird people, yeah. In fact, within 30 minutes, it was a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you for those tweets. Now, i thought i would share some of my favorite myfamilyisweird tweets from you guys. Here we go. This one is from faidygirl. She says, my aunt has two facebook pages for herself. From the other. [ laughter and applause ] great conversation. First steve like jimmy this ones from baylorcaitlyn. She says,

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