Hy you cant see him as he really is, like this. [ ding ] mother but you persist in seeing him like this. [ ding ] youre wrong on both counts. I see him as he really is like this. [ ding ] oh [ ding ] good. [ ding ] i knew youd leave him someday. Leave who . Your husband. See how easy it was . Youve forgotten already. Were going to florida together. Oh, again . Darrin has the week off. His parents picked up tabitha. Theyre gonna look after her. And this time tomorrow, well be sunning ourselves oh, yes, if my memory serves me, youve postponed that beautiful fantasy six times. What makes you think this is the lucky seven . He gave me his word. Nothing short of a catastrophe can delay us now. Darrin, youre just the man who can help us avoid a catastrophe. Larry, i was just on my way out. Just in from pittsburgh darrin stephens. Id like to stay and chat, but i have a plane to catch. Jim dewitt was just taken to the hospital with appendicitis. Send him a box of candy in my name. Ill write him a getwell card from miami. Darrin, its painful for me to have to tell you this. Well, then, for petes sake, dont do it, larry. Im afraid youll have to cancel your plans. You had to do it. Im afraid im the villain, mr. Stephens. But my hands are tied. I have a strict tv deadline for my commercials. I know how hard youve been working. If anybody ever deserved a vacation, its you. Youve given service above and beyond all right. All right. All right, larry. I cant bear having a grown man cry. I wasnt going to cry. I meant me. Thanks, old pal. Ill leave you two together. Do you want me to call samantha . No, ill do it. Just be nice to her at her murder trial. What . After shes killed me. Re taking this. You sounded a little strained over the phone. Oh, i cant stay mad at you for long. Ive forgotten all about it. Well, i have to get back to work. That reminds me, i have some unpacking to do. See you later. [ ding ] i do hate to say, i told you so, samantha. Really . Since when . R up, my sweet. You havent missed much. Its not much fun going to miami with an old sobersides like desmond. You have the wrong idea about darrin. You can only see one side of him. I know he has another. He can be witty and charming and just full of fun. Well, its a pity you cant take the fun side of him and leave the work side at home. Oh, youre a big help. Well, no sense in feeling sorry for myself. Darrin cant go, and that is that. [ ding ] [ ding ] [ ding ] sam samantha g ] fore darrin, is anything the matter . No, honey. Im three feet from the cup. I hear those courses in miami are great. I can hardly wait to play them. Miami . You didnt cancel the tickets, did you . No. No. Not yet. But you said we werent going. All systems are now go, go, go, go fore darrin, what what about the stern chemical account . Why dont you let me take you out of all this . Ill only be a minute, honey. As soon as i find darrin . Darrin, what are you doing in here . Darrin. Samantha, please, i was trying to concentrate. Oh. What are you concentrating on . The stern chemical account. Jim dewitt got sick, and larry asked me if i wouldnt take vent i been through this before . Yes, you certainly have. Then why am i going through it again . Darrin, you just went upstairs to pack. I did . What gave you that idea . I got the idea when you said, im going up to pack. Samantha, this is no time to play games. The agency is relying on me to come up with an effective campaign. Just a minute. Of course. [ gasps ] then you youre mother what did you call me . Darrin, do you feel any different . Different than what . Never mind. You just go ahead and finish your work. Ill take care of my mother. The meddler mother i want to talk to you. Did you find the book you were looking for, darling . No. But i found Something Else. Whats that . My husband. Oh, darling, you cant win them all. At least one of my husbands the other one is upstairs. Now, admit it, mother. You divided darrin. Oh, dont be so upset, samantha. I did it in your best interests. Made it irresistible. I only want one darrin i know exactly what you mean. Its humiliating to look as if youve made the same mistake twice. [ darrin singing ] darrin samantha [ ding ] samantha, who is that singing . The radio upstairs. It is very distracting when youre trying to concentrate. I have a great deal of work to do, you know. Ill turn it off. Thank you. Nice voice, though. Mother [ ding ] oh, come on, samantha. I just wanted to see if you were right about davids two personalities. You were. Good. Now, how about putting him back together . If he works as hard as you say he does, at least half of him deserves a rest. Thats very peculiar logic. Well, thats because its so sensible. Well . Well. Sam, i cant find my swimming trunks it isnt as if you wont be with your husband. Youll simply have the fun side of him. In your closet, bottom shelf listen to him. Hes actually enjoying himself. He does sound happy. Well, half a rest is better than none. I suppose. Will you take him . Now, mother, i havent said that yet. How am i going to explain this to the darrin in the den . Tell him youre coming with me. Well, now, mother, hed never agree to that. Well, why dont you try it . Darling, i think its a wonderful idea. Just because im chained here to my desk you a chance to rest and me a chance to work. You go with your mother and have a good time. Would you say no to a lot more money . [excited scream] you just won a Million Dollars no thanks. Nice balloons, though janet, im giving you an extra weeks vacation oh, ah. Nooo. What . No way. Who says no to more . Time warner cables all about giving you more. Like the most free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies and shows on demand, so you can binge all day. Call now. And dont forget the free tv app. Get ultrafast internet with secure home wifi to connect all your devices. Saving on mobile data fees, helps big time. Free hd channels, 100 meg internet and unlimited calling to half the world. We can call aunt rose as much as we want now. Switching is easy. Get our exclusive 1hour arrival window, a moneyback guarantee with no contract to sign. Plus get free installation, tv equiment and epix included. Really . Honest. No. Now, the Main Objective of the campaign will be to acquaint the average person with the significance of chemicals and particularly stern chemicals upon his everyday life. Oh, thats excellent, darrin, firstrate. Im sure youll find it satisfactory once youve heard the rest of my ideas. I like it now. Look, weve been at this for 16 hours now. I suggest we celebrate our progress by going out to dinner. Larry here, here. Well, we do have a lot more work to do. I think we should call it a day. Look, i dont get to the big city very often. What do you say we cut loose and have some fun . That reminds me. Ive written a small booklet entitled lets have fun with chemicals. Darrin, mr. Stern is hungry. Thank you. Now, this is going to be fun. Now, everybody, all together the last line go . If you knew susie like i know susie . . Oh, what a gal . [ applause ] isnt that terrible . Oh, hes so witty and charming. Isnt he funny . Yeah, hes a laugh a minute. Whoohoohee come on, sam. Lets watusi. I think ill sit this one out, if you dont mind. Youre not gonna poop out on me, are you . Youre a little hard to keep up with, you know. Yeah, i know. Im having a ball. Hey, look, joe is going off the board. Great dive, joe excuse me a minute. Darrin fun, fun, fun. Hey, watch this, everybody darrin darrin, you cant swim [ tinkles ] [ ding ] jumped right into the pool and back again . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, my friends. It was really nothing. S party time everyone up to our room for a party party i feel guilty. I should be back at the office, working. Darrin, will you relax . Youve been like a oneman factory all day. That is another angle to consider. We should make a film about the factory, show the folks at home some of the research youre doing in a fun sort of way, of course. Isnt there some kind of a button you can push , hmm . Larry, you cant really forget about chemistry. Its in the very air we breathe, this salt and pepper shaker, ashtray, table. Fascinating. Yes, it is. Thats why i believe this campaign will work. First of all, we show the public the phenomenon, and then we interest them in your product. Uhhuh. You know, uh, after dinner, id like to go to a couple of nightclubs. Great. They have a marvelous new chorus line at the purple popsicle. Oh, they also have a new comic funny, very different, sort of, uh, lowpressure. Thats exactly my point. What . A lowpressure campaign. Now, while were waiting for our food, why dont i show you some more ideas i have . Darrin, youre kidding. I doubt it. Hes not the kind of a man that kids very much. Its a great party, huh . Uh, yeah. Hey, honey, were all out of champagne. Well, well order another magnum better still, a magni thats two magnums. You just leave it to old dar. Um, darrin. Darrin, at the risk of sounding like a nagging wife, can we afford all this . Well, well just dip into our savings. We cant do that. Hey, youre right. I got a better idea. H your nose and whap up some champagne . You want me to use witchcraft . Why not . I mean, itll be crazy. The gang will love it. Theyll be crazy about it. Theyll get a big kick out of it. But, darrin, you cant tell them im a witch. Why not . Theyll love it, love it, love it. Darrin ill just try to quiet them down while you do it. Darrin hey hey, gang hey, folks [ ding ] where did everyone go . Back to their rooms. But, honey, we were having such fun. Darrin. We have something to tell you. We . Yes. Mother [ ding ] oh, my, looks like quite a party. Hi, endora. Great to see you, baby oh, thank you. Mother, i want the man i married back. I know, but hes charming this way. But this is his best side. Dont you like him this way . I like ice cream, but i dont want to eat it all the time. Uh, girls, you just lost me. Yes, we certainly did. Darrin, will you please sit down, please . Now, i know this may be i realize this may be rather hard for you to understand, but only part of you is here the fun side, without a care in the world. The other half is at home. Okay, ill bite. Whats he doing . Well, i hate to think. But id better find out. [ ding ] thought shed never leave. So much for the tv campaign. Now, let me tell you what i had in mind for the radio spots. This boy reminds me of Horatio Alger a boring Horatio Alger. Darrin. D stern. What are you doing here . Youre supposed to be in miami. Gentlemen, do you mind if i borrow my husband for a moment . Oh, please do. Oh, please do. We have to be going, anyway. Right, sanford . Weve monopolized your time too long. But but sam, we were right in the middle of a business discussion. Arent you glad to see me . Of course i am, but not when im talking business. I have to get them back. Hey [ ding ] wait a minute youre in miami. Who is he . Thats not he, thats you. What are you doing here with my wife . Oh, i knew we shouldnt have invited him. We were having a cool time until he showed up. I thought you were going with your mother. She came with me. Look, youve got some explaining to do, buster think you are . Boys, boys. Will you please tell me who this is . Oh, really, you are dense. Its very simple. This is your other half. Other half . Pleased to meet you. Sam, will you please get to the point . Darrin. Darrin, this is the point. You see, we thought you needed a rest, so we thought wed take your fun side on vacation. Fun side . Hi, work side. Funny about this at all. Absolutely no sense of humor. Mother, will you hurry up and put them back together . Well, it would help if they liked each other a little. Never happen. Mother. Well, separating was easier, you know. But, uh. Putting them back together may be more difficult. Will you please stop talking about me as if i were some doityourself kit . Hey, what a grouch. There is a way to get them back. But im not sure theyd like it. Whats that . Well, they both stand at opposite ends of the room and then run into each other. Hey, sounds like fun. Are you out of your mind . Now, theres no need to be rude to darrin, darrin. After all, hes my husband, too. Im not even sure thats legal. Sam, ive had enough of this nonsense. Darrin, you want to get back to work, right . I certainly do. And you want to go back to the party, right . Okay. First one out the door gets his wish. [ crash ] is he back together again . Yes, dear. Oh, darrin. Darrin, speak to me. Oh, im mad about that outfit. Oh, its nice to see you, sweetheart. Oh, mother, hes back to normal. That, my gal, is a matter of opinion. 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Ive never heard such blatant, sticky sentimentality in my whole life. I never want him to be anyone else. Oh, i think ill leave before i get sick. Ding ] oh, hi, honey. Oh, hi. My, its nice to have you back all of you. Well, youve got all of me for three whole weeks. Larry was so pleased with the work i did, he gave me a vacation. Well, larry is right. You deserve a vacation. The word he used was needed. Anyway, i know where i want to spend it. Where . Right here just the four of us. My work side. Oh, thats the best vacation i ever heard of. [ gasps, giggles ] careful, my husband hasnt left yet. Im not going to fall for that. I happen to know youre crazy about me. It shows, huh . The feelings mutual. And that is one reason why were going to have a celebration tomorrow night. Whats the other reason . As a little surprise for you tomorrow night, but i may as well show it to you now. [ gasps ] a calendar just what ive always wanted. You havent seen the best part yet. A calendar with the days crossed off well, thats even better. Honey, its what those crosses represent that counts. Sam, you havent done any witchcraft for 29 days. You finally noticed. Yeah. Im very proud of you. Not only have you not twitched for 29 days, but we havent seen any of your witchy friends in that time, either no offense. None taken. I got a little head start on that when mother said she was gonna go skin diving for a month. Good. Now, all you have to do is protect your record for Good Behavior for two more days. Ooh. Ill try and keep my nose clean. Ill see you tonight. Oh. [ ding ] samantha, youre still a vision of loveliness. I dont know you. What are you doing in my kitchen . Dont fret, my dear. I have a feeling were gonna make a lovely couple. Just who are you . Ah, my favorite food, chocolate cake. You havent answered my question. Well, actually, theres no reason why you should recognize me. Illiant, but callow. Babysit with you wait a minute. Youre not rodney. The same. I lost my callow. You mean youre that pushy, spoiled, neurotic brat my mother used to force me to look after . Knew you hadnt forgotten me. Fortunately, i matured with my neuroses intact. Thats what makes me so fascinating. Now, look, rodney. I happen to be very busy, so would you mind telling me why youre here . Well, even as an adolescent, i loved you, samantha in a repressed sort of a way, of course. Uh, could i have a little more chocolate cake . Make it yourself. Well thats mean and cruel of you, samantha. Youre only trying to hurt me. Take your chocolate cake and get out [ ding ] good. [ ding ] why dont you come away with me . If i tell you, will you leave . Perhaps. I think youre obnoxious. Mplex relationships. Rodney, dont you understand . Im married. Im above convention. And i have a baby. No, thats out of the question. Well put it up for adoption. Rodney, if you dont go away, ill tell your mother on you. You dont know where she is. Do you . Ill tell her youve been misbehaving, rodney. [ ding ] well. Whew darrin honey, we have a visitor. Who . Come and see. Oh [ laughs ] i found him outside. He just wouldnt leave. Oh, darrin, hes marvelous. Oh, hes so cute. I wonder who he belongs to. Well, i dont know. He doesnt have any tag or i guess well have to take out an ad in the lostandfound column. You sound reluctant. Well, honey, if nobody claims him, would you mind if we kept him . Darrin, i thought you wanted to wait till we got a bigger place before we got a dog. Well, i did, but im crazy about his personality. Lets keep our fingers crossed that nobody claims him. How would you like to fix me a drink while i go upstairs and fiddle with my papers . Oh, what are wives for . Thank you. Now, you stay right here and get to know my wife. Youll be crazy about her. [ glass breaks ] [ gasps ] oh, i just fixed that cake for tomorrow night rodney thats you, isnt it . [ ding ] now, just what are you doing here . Oh, samantha, my love for you is not warped and selfish. And if i think hes worthy of you, ill leave by tomorrow morning, believe me. If you dont leave right now, im going to tell darrin who you are. No, you wont you dont want him to know there were any nonmortals in the house. What are you doing . Im gonna hit you with this saucepan. You come one step further, ill turn into a dog. Sam, what are you doing . [ ding ] um. Well, you werent gonna hit him, were you . He ate my chocolate cake. Well, honey, dont be too hard on him. Look, ill pick you up another cake tomorrow at perkins pastry shop. Ill bring it home from work. You take good care of him, honey. Oh, you can rely on it. I phoned the ad in last night and left my office number. I hope nobody calls to claim him. Hmm. Hmm. Mmhmm. Nothing. Harriet kravitz is spying on us from across the street, and i thought we might as well give her her moneys worth. Ill see you tonight, sweetheart. Bye, dog. Rodney. Rodney rodney [ ding ] im not leaving. Ive decided hes not worthy of you. Rodney, when are you going to get it through that pointed little head that we love each other . Is that the only reason you have for not leaving him for me . Isnt that enough . [ tabitha crying ] coming, tabitha but if you had a fight and you split up, then youd come with me . For the last time, we are not going to split up. What makes you so sure . Im interest