[ tinkles ] your Insurance Company wont replace the full value of your totaled new car. The guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement . , you wont have to worry about replacing your car because youll get the full value back including depreciation. Make the switch to Liberty Mutual and see why weve been awarded highest in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. Call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . Good morning, sweetheart. Hi, honey. You ready for your breakfast . Ill have to pass, honey no time. Oh, darrin, do you have to dash off every morning without breakfast . Youve hardly been home for dinner, either. Ive barely seen you. I know, sweetheart, but i have to have the entire cosmetic Campaign Ready for that bes mig salting tomorrow morning. Maybe we could meet for lunch. No, im having lunch with one of the execs of the cosmetic company some guy named toni devlin. Perhaps we could meet for a midnight snack sometime, stranger. Ill eat my lonely breakfast in lonely silence and try to be brave. Go now, and dont look back. I have been neglecting you, havent i . I tell you what no matter how much work i have to do tonight, ill forget about it and come on home and have dinner with you. Bye, sweetheart. [ ding ] may i join you, dear . Oh, hi, mother. Your mortal roommate seems to be getting the sevenyear itch five years early. What do you mean by that remark . Oh, when a husband starts working nights, thats a different story. Mother, dont you let your suspicious little imagination run away with him. Sevenyear itch, indeed. All it takes is a little rash. Do you mind if we change the subject . Now, look, i have to go shopping in town, so why dont you come, and then well have lunch together . Oh, splendid. Lets go to some place really chic and dress to the nines. [ ding ] like it . Perfect. Theyre both witches. Charlie leach, private eye, youve really got it made now. Chuckles ] charmaine, honey, sweetheart, your loved one is home. Oh, did i wake you, honey . No, im all dressed up for the senior prom. Baby, ive got some great news. You can go right back to sleep after i tell you all about it, huh . No, just having you home makes me too excited to sleep. I only see you 26 hours a day. Baby, our problems are over. Yeah how to get the money direct from the mint and eliminate the middleman. No, im serious, honey. Do you remember a few weeks ago i was doing a little snooping i mean, investigating for this babyfood company . Yeah, and i also remember they fired you for all that crazy talk about witches and black magic. Ive been doing some investigating on my own, and ive got some information thats gonna be worth a fortune. You and me are gonna be rolling in dough. [ laughs ] darrin. Yeah, larry . Meet toni devlin of united cosmetics. Ill be right with you, mr. Devlin. Oh, excuse me, miss devlin. Made the same mistake myself. Its toni with an i, not with a y. This is darrin stephens. How do you do . How do you do . Now, if youll excuse me. Well, wont you sit down, miss devlin . Thank you. I was just going over the art layout for the campaign. Mr. Stephens, i hope my being a woman wont cause us a problem in working together. Of course not. Why should it . Well get along just fine as long as we keep it strictly business. Im not the least bit interested in the flirtatious little games between the sexes. I hope i make myself clear. Oh, yeah, crystal clear. Let me Say Something, miss devlin. Arent you being a trifle presumptuous . Im merely going by the track record in this business. Then let me be the record breaker. I happen to be a very happily married man. I have a lovely wife and daughter. And, no offense intended, but i do find you resistible. I deserved that. Forgive me. Friends . Friends. Oh, may we go to lunch now . Frankly, im starved. Okay, but im warning you, lady. About what . After lunch, im bringing you back to this office to show you my etchings. [ laughs ] mother, i havent been here in ages not since darrin and i were dating. , thats a man for you. When theyre chasing you, theres always some dear, little, romantic our place. And after they catch you, our place is in the kitchen, with laundromat privileges. Samantha what is it . Look at that. This was a favorite spot of samanthas and mine when we were dating. We used to call it our place. Kind of corny, huh . But sweet. You really are in love with her, arent you . Well, so what, mother . Darrin said he was gonna have a business lunch with toni devlin. He didnt say that toni plucked his eyebrows, did he . Im sure its nothing more than what he said, a business lunch. Now, for once, listen to me, and lets get out of here. No, i am not sneaking out like an eavesdropping wife. If you dont go, im going to do something terrible to him. I mean it. This time ill really turn him into a frog. Forever you wouldnt. Rying to stir up trouble. Darrin said hed be home for dinner, and he will. Hell have some lastminute excuse. Darrin sam, im home the voice of treason. Samantha in here, darling. Mother, try and be pleasant to him. Am i ever anything else . Oh, hi, endora. Oh, just passing through . What . Hi, sweetheart. I made your favorite roast. Shame itll go to waste. Why should it go to waste . You always eat enough for three. To get washed and kiss our gorgeous daughter. Then ill be right down. Boy, that looks good, and im hungry. Any questions . Oh, something will come up. Youll see. [ vehicle approaches ] and why didnt he mention anything about that woman at lunch . There was no need to. The woman was a client, nothing more. Hello. You must be mrs. Stephens. Im toni devlin, a business associate of your husband. Oh, come in, please. I dont like this ah, mother. This is my mother, endora. Toni devlin. How do you do . How do you do . Im sorry to bother you, but i have to discuss some campaign changes with darrin before our meeting tomorrow. Well, i dont blame you. This campaign is pretty obvious. Ill get darrin. Oh, samantha, this is really the limit that that hussy, walking right into your home, flaunting herself in your face. Mother, she seems very nice. And she hasnt made flaunt one. If you wont do anything about it, i will. [ laughs ] [ hisses ] [ ding ] mother, you change her back right now. I will not. And she stays this way until you come to your senses. Goodbye [ ding ] mother mother [ door closes ] [ tinkles ] [ ding ] honey, whered you get the cat . Oh, she just, uh, wandered by. Shes a cute cat. Yeah. Uh, why dont we have some hors doeuvres . Why dont we . It seems were not having that thing for dinner that always upsets my stomach. Whats that . Your mother. No offense, but she did leave, didnt she . Oh, yes, she left. Is something wrong . Hmm . You always have that special look on your face when somethings wrong. Yeah . Promise you wont get mad . I promise. What . Oh, no darrin, you promised you wouldnt get mad. I am not mad. Im furious look, honestly, i never mistrusted you for a moment. You shouldnt have. You didnt have any reason to. Nt just stand there. Lets give miss devlin some milk. Here, kitty, kitty. Here, miss devlin. Oh, no shes gone. What am i gonna do now . I have to have her at that meeting tomorrow. Darrin. Darrin, here, drink some coffee. Some police force we got they cant even find a stray cat. But if that cat doubleparked, wham, theyd find it. [ telephone rings ] ill get it. Hello. Oh, hello, larry. Have you talked with miss devlin this morning . Miss devlin . Uh, no, why . I tried to reach her, but they said she didnt get back to her hotel. I hope theres nothing wrong. Oh, im sure theres nothing wrong, larry. She did Say Something to me about visiting her aunt or something. Well see her at the meeting, then. Oh, surelarry. Dont worry. Ill see you soon. Bye. Weve got to find her in time for that meeting. Weve got to find mother so that she can change that cat back into miss devlin. Sam, what if miss devlin got ahold of some bad garbage and is lying sick in an alley somewhere . [ doorbell rings ] hmm. Ill get it. [ gasps ] good morning, mrs. Stephens. Oh, no. Not you again. Charlie leach, private eye, in person. Darrin who is it, honey . Your friendly neighborhood blackmailer. What do we have to do to get rid of you, send you to the moon in a rocket . I can do it without the rocket. You donfrighten Charlie Leach with your witchcraft. I know the magic word cat. I do believe that i have a wonderful proposition that would be mutually beneficial. Okay, make it fast. In a word, i have the little lady with four legs and a tail, and in a safe place. Being the generous soul that i am, im willing to share my good fortune with you. Shes all yours. Whats the catch . Oh, theres no catch. You hand me a Million Dollars cash, e you out of your skull . Where would i get a Million Dollars . In her nose. All she has to do is wiggle it, right . Im afraid hes got us, honey. Make with the nose. Okay. But my powers are limited, you know. I cant produce that much money all at once. Well, you better figure out something fast. Otherwise, youll never see that lady with the furry face no more. Ive got it. Yeah, a money tree. A money tree . A money tree a money tree . [ ding ] wow, 100. Oh, i do believe i have died and gone to the great savings and loan in the sky. Hey, wait a minute. There are only 10 bills 1,000 dollars. Our deal was for a Million Dollars. Now, what about it . What about it . It blooms a new batch every 24 hours. Yeah. Now may we please have our cat . Yeah, in 24 hours. If this thing works. Well, i cant wait that long. That cat has to be at a meeting at 11 00. Thats fair enough, mr. Leach. One thing, though. Promptly at 9 30 . Its very important. 9 30 and this thing better work. Oh, dont worry, it will. Bye. Bye. Charmaine, honey, sweetheart, your lover boy is home. What is it with you and anyone sleeping past the crack of dawn . Aw, honey, this is worth waking up for. In the morning he loves it. Ill take you dancing every night. As a matter of fact, ill buy you your own dance hall. Now, just feast your eyes on that. You roll me out of a sound sleep to look at a bush . This is a money tree. It grows 100 bills. 100 bills. Yeah. And it grows a new batch every 24 hours. I guess it sounds sort of crazy, huh . It should. The words came from a crazy place. See. Excuse me. I got to go and feed the cat. What cat . A very special cat this cat goes to meetings. What did i do to deserve this . Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty. Here, miss. [ cat meows ] ah. I hope you liked mackerel when you were a lady. Honey, if your witchcraft ever worked, we witches are very reliable. He should be feeding her. Right this minute. [ tinkles ] [ ding ] [ squeaking ] [ meowing ] [ giggling ] honey, dont you think thats enough . Hes just supposed to feed the cat breakfast, not be it. Herbs and spices, suet and fat, change the rodent back into that rat. [ tinkles ] [ ding ] oh, thank goodness. Lephone rings ] hello, mr. Leach. Yes, and my wife will do it again if you dont bring that cat back. Yes, ill wait for you. Goodbye. Hes bringing the cat right over. Thank you. Well, now, you take her to the office, and ill call you there. Im gonna see if i can find mother. You be careful. Dont worry. Remember, i was flying before i could walk. [ ding ] oh, good morning, larry. Darrin, i dont like it. Wed better call the police. Miss devlin just disappeared from the face of the earth. Im sure shell show up, larry. What are you doing with that stupid cat . Please dont talk that way in front of the cat. Have you flipped . [ intercom buzzes ] yes. Woman mr. Stephens, would you tell mr. Tate the gentlemen have arrived for the meeting . Thank you. [ meows ] change, already, change hello, darrin . I found her in tibet. She came to have tea with the lord high lama. Oh, just in time, too. What . Okay, put her on. Nimbus nambus krishna fren, make the cat that woman again. [ ding ] that did it, honey. Come on home. Where am i . Oh, we better get to the meeting. Meeting . Oh, for some reason, i feel so strange. Its commonly called a hangover. We had a pretty big night last night. We did . Yes, we did. Boy, never again. Larry yes . Miss devlin, i didnt see you come in. The phone from tibet . Wrong number. Oh. Leaves, leaves, nothing but leaves ive been duped oh, they promised me that this would grow money this morning. You didnt really mean that jazz about the 100 bills . I sure did, and ill prove it to you. I picked a whole batch of them yesterday and put them in my wallet. Now, here, you go out and buy Something Real nice for yourself. Gee, i dont know how to thank you. Oh. My luck i havent either. Ca [ gasps ] [ ding ] [ ding ] [ ding ] samantha oh, hi, sweetheart. I, uh, i didnt expect you home so early. Thats pretty obvious. Sam, is this the kind of thing that goes on behind my back all the time . No. Now, darrin, ii broke that vase, aand its a present from your uncle albert, so naturally, i thought you thought youd just ringadingding your nose and put everything back together again. Sam, youre getting to be more witch than wife. No, i didnt. You didnt tell me until our wedding night, if you remember. Darrin. What . I wonder about that sometimes. If i had told you i was a witch. Would you have still married me . Well, yeah. Yeah, of course. Oh, thank you. Thats very broadminded of you. Oh, come on, sam. I said i would, didnt i . Not very convincingly. Well, how can anyone be sure of a thing like that . I am reasonably certain. Tive. Yes, i would. Okay . Okay. Well, im, uh, going to go upstairs and say hello to the baby. You do that. Endora well. That was sweet and tender. Oh, hi, mother. There is a way to find out d like to know whether he would have proposed to you if you told him you were a witch. Well, i can put you back in the past so you can find out. Oh, no, no, mother. Darrins angry enough. I wouldnt want to upset him anymore. He wont be. Hell go back in time, and when he returns, hell never remember a thing. Now, mother, this is between darrin and me. So will you please change the subject . Why, of course, dear. [ ding ] you know the weather is very lovely on the riviera this season. You owe yourself a trip, samantha. Mother. You dont believe darrin would have proposed to me, right . And theres such an Interesting Group of people there. Theres a young, divine italian director. And theres that crazy french novelist mother. No, i dont think whatchamacallit would have married you. Well, youre wrong. There always will be a doubt, wont there . [ sighs ] oh, let me send you back, samantha. Now, sometime in the past, youre going to tell him youre a witch. When do you think that would have been . Well, there was the time i went to cook dinner in his apartment. I almost told him then, before he proposed. That sounds very, very good. Now, mother, no nonsense. No, no, no. When you go back to the past, itll be exactly as it would have been. Now, then, come here. Ah. Thunder, lightning, [ thunder crashes ] rain, hail. Rummer, dummer, lummer, bane. Backward, turn backward, oh, time, in thy flight. Let her find out what would happen that night. [ whistling ] mr. Stephens . Oh, yes, i am. How about that . Im your friendly cosmetic lady, and were introducing a new kind of kissproof lipstick. Id like to leave you a sample. Oh, well. Its a marvelous product. Ill take all you have. You look beautiful. Youre just saying that because youre handsome. Well, here we are. Yes, i guess i am. Here you go. Thank you. [ soft piano music playing ] to you. Ooh oh, ah, oh, im sorry. Ii meant for this evening to be special, darrin. This is sort of a special evening for me, too. Yyou see, theres something i have to tell you. Bet i can guess what it is. You couldnt possibly. You forgot to bring the things for the dinner youre going to cook me, right . No. No, youll have your dinner. I can. Whip up a dinner out of nothing. Well thats just what weve got in my refrigerator nothing. No, iits something about me i really think you should know. I know all i need to know about you. Ii dont think so. Iits about my family. Were, um, different. Samantha, im not interested in your family. Im interested in you. I wouldnt care if they were shoplifters, moonshiners, or cattlerustlers. [ laughs nervously ] if it were only that simple. Um, darrin, i think youd better sit down. You love me, dont you . Ive been doing my best to give you that impression. Well, here goes. Darrin, im a witch. Well, nobodys perfect. No, iim serious. I. Am. A witch. Well, um, what makes you say that . No, i mean i am. Im a househaunting, caldronstirring, broomriding witch. Sam, ill tell you what were going to do. Im going to take you out to a nice, quiet restaurant. Were going to have dinner, and after the dinner, im going to take you to a very funny movie. Darrin, i told you we could have dinner here. And i think it might be a better idea if we had dinner at a restaurant. Well, if you dont believe me, i. Guess ill just have to prove it. [ tinkles ] oh. Careful, hot plate. Ah that is hot um, well, iif if you dont like roast beef, uh, maybe youd like a turkey dinner. [ tinkles ] [ ding ] youre a witch yes, darrin. I mean, yyou really are a witch. Wwere you born that way . Mmhmm. Um, mothers a witch, fathers a warlock. I see. Now that you know, does it make any difference . Uh, no no, no, no, no, no, no, of course not. Why should it . Whats the difference . Well, who cares about a little thing like that . Oh, darrin. Darrin, here are my layouts for the saladoil campaign. Just pour them on the desk, larry. Please, darrin, no jokes about the accounts. Sorry, larry. Hey, wasnt your girlfriend gonna cook dinner last night . Howd it go . Please, no jokes about my love life. Sorry, darrin. But shes beautiful. What do you care if she can cook or not . Oh, she can cook. She can do anything. Then whats the problem . Larry, i had the shock of my life last night. Yeah . Yeah . Samantha is. No, youd never believe me. Of course ill believe you. Go on. Youd never believe me, larry. Ill believe you. Tell me. Youd never believe me try me shes a witch [ laughs ] darrin, take it from an old married man. All women are witches. If you really love her and she loves you, whats the difference . But shes a witch witch. Witch oh, come off it, darrin. Shes a witch if you keep on with this fruitcake routine, youll have a permanent vacation if she were here, shed tell you shes a witch samantha is that what you really want . It certainly is what is the matter with you . [ ding ] uh. Samantha, um, id like you to meet my boss, larry tate. Charmed. [ ding ] [ ding ] i uh, ii mean, im, uh, im, uh, enchanted. [ ding ] [ ding ] how about bewitched, mr. Tate . I, uh. Well, i didnt mean to, uh. No offense. None taken. Samantha, thank you for popping in. Oh, dont mention it. And now ill just, um, disappear, the way you did last night. [ ding ] between mcmann tate and another agency, could she, uh. Make him choose us . [ ding ] certainly. The girl is just what we need. The trouble is, i love her. The possibilities the possibilities despite the possibilities, got to have that girl. I want that girl on our te