Okay, king me. Sir. I didnt see that coming. Oh, please, quentin are you kidding . Mr. Magoo wouldve seen that one coming. Why did you do that, quentin . You let me win, didnt you . Yes, yes, sir. Why did you let me win . I value my job, sir. As someday i dream of opening my own truck rental agency. pounding stick the game is over pounding stick can i get you a beforedinner bosco . No, you cant get me a beforedinner bosco. You know why . You just like to say bosco. pounding stick to be sure. I dont like him. Whats wrong, mearth . Oh, mommy. Im bored. Ive been all through this place, all the rooms. Im tired and i miss daddy. I know, sweetheart, i do, too. But im gonna talk to him about spending more time together, okay . Okay. Okay. As a little backup, i made an appointment with him. As a matter of fact, for tuesday. His office. Gosh, i hope i can find his office. Oh oh, great, send him in. Send him in. Very good. Pops hi how are ya, sweetheart . Wheres that genius soninlaw of mine . Oh. Mork buy you that coat . I guess so i found it in the trunk of the rolls he gave me. Is everybody going crazy around here . Oh, honey, now, now, look. Ctly what youre thinking. I mean, ive always brought you up to appreciate the simple things in life. But honey, you have to understand, at the time i was poor and stupid. Oh, dad, listen to me. This has just gone too far. Look at us uh, look at you and me, and and especially mork. How dare you talk about mork that way horn beeping k around 5 00, we might need a ride to the front door. Dont bother washing it, well buy another one. Oh, mind, darling, how are you . Big kiss, hmm . Mwah. chuckles poppy, how are you, how are you . Hello, son, how are ya . Oh, not too bad, though i lost a 100,000 today. Oh, stock market . No, hole in my pants. Oh, hon, time to play our little game again. Right hand or left hand . Come on. Oh, mork, not again. Oh, come on. N, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on okay. Um. The right one. Behold oh. Oh oh, there we go. Little oyster droppings here. There we are, huh . Oh, what a guy honey, ive always told you its just as easy to marry a rich alien as it is to marry a poor graduate student. Mork . Poppo. Mork, we have to talk. Look, i dont want your presents, i want you. Oh, neither is penicillin, but it sure helps a strep throat. Mork, i mean, look at us. A minute ago i walked in here and mearth was playing a game of human checkers. Oh, did quentin beat him . cause i told him lose or else go back to being gaddafis food taster. Ill get ahold of him right now, dont you worry. bell ringing different bells ringing yo mork, this is what im talking about. Mind, i oh, olga. mimicking Foreign Language will you talk to him, please . Of course i will, honey. Now, look, son. Youre the man of the house now. And i think you should run it any way you want. Thanks, dad. Mork, were gonna have to talk about this later because ive gotta get changed to go to work, but i wanna talk to you. Well, what about my career . If it means that much to you, ill just have to buy you nbc. Yes, and hell do it, too. He bought me the new york philharmonic. Yeah, i knew bernstein had a price. But, i dont want things just handed to me. I wanna work for my career for my success. Well, once you have nbc, youll have to earn every penny. mimicking Foreign Language anguage . Lookin good. Mork, what about mearth . You just cant raise a normal child in this kind of an environment. Well, hon, didnt you get my memo . I mean, next week im sending him to school in switzerland. Switzerland . mmhmm. All right, now, youve gone too far well, if thats too far, well send him to school in england. Mork, listen to me. Mork, im not happy here. This isnt our home. Lets go back to our apartment. E, but its not for mearth and me. Well, now wait a minute, hon, where where are you goin . Im going home to our little cracker box apartment. Here. Hey, but wait, wait, wait you cant go now. J. D. Salingers coming over to shoot the bull. Shes gone, pop. Ahh, shell get over it. Oh, oh, pops . Pops, reason with her. Tell her opportunity only knocks once, excuse me, sir. Oh, yes, quentin . Will there be anything else . Oh, yes, yes lets fly down to rio. Its carnival time, you know . Well put on those big heads and try and get in the car. sighs id love to, sir, but this is the day i spend with my family. Oh, thats right. Well, take care and have a good day. Good day, sir. Say hello to carmelita. scoffs, whistles hello echoes but i miss being waited on hand and foot. I miss daddy. I miss daddy, too. But even more, i miss being waited on hand and foot. Thats not very nice. I dont care if its very nice. Im spoiled rotten, i know that. Da shh, shh, shh oh, daddy gasps mork mind. Oh, mork, you came back i knew you would. I knew youd listen to what i said and realize that love is what makes our world go round. Oh, hon, well, actually, thats real close, because i i came back to tell you that, uh, im going around the world. Uh, with my new love. Mind, not only is she intelligent and well read, she can spike a volleyball from here to key west. Kareem, eat your heart out barks flirtatiously mommy, mommy, mommy, wake up. Oh, i was sleeping. Sleeping . Ha you were snoring so loud i had to have mearth wake you up before you blew your adenoids across the room. Mork, youre back i mean, youre home. I mean. Hon, why shouldnt i . I mean, my names on the mailbox, my clothes are in the closet, my hairs on the soap. Oh, mork, i had such a weird dream. What kind of a dream . Oh, i dreamed, um. I dreamed that we lived in a big mansion with, um, butlers and maids. And tracy austin. And then you left us. Oh, mind, i mean, how can you dream that . Id never leave you. I mean, with you, my life has meaning. Without you, id just be another alien forced to do his own laundry. chuckles it was just a silly dream. I i dreamed you could turn polyester into gold. I mean, its impossible to make gold. But diamonds are a snap. Tell you what. Mearth . Mearth . Go into the garage, get those charcoal briquettes. Mindy, you warm up the waffle iron. Ill go get my oil of olay. No, i dont want diamonds and i dont i dont want gold. Oh. Mork, calling orson. Come in, orson. Mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Mork calling orson. Come in, oh, potentate of pasta orson laying down on the job again, mork . Oh, no, sir. Im just getting in my mood for my report to you on dreams a wonderful aspect of earth behavior. Dreams . Thats wonderful. What are they . Well, sir, theyre little images that appear gs mind when hes sleeping. For example, sir, they come fast and furious and sometimes theyre out of sequence just like a fellini film. mimicking italian, mimicking car passing by mimicking woman speaking italian they can take you to wonderful, strange places. They can haunt you gasps they can thrill you ooh i see. Yes, sir. Another frivolous earth activity, like marching bands. Oh, no, sir. Eams of all, sir, are the ones that give you a hope for tomorrow. Till next week, sir, sweet dreams, and nanu, nanu. sighs music box playing daddy got his license daddy got his license okay, you lost, grandpops. Fork over. Mork driving who would believe it could happen here . I keep thinking one stiff wind four years ago, and he would have landed in kentucky. Mork went out, set a goal for himself, and he achieved it. I think you should be very proud of him. Still under the hood. Made me laugh. Ha ha well, im free. Ive got mobility now. I have got my license the key to joie. Look at this. Look at that. I can finally take that just married sticker off my bicycle. It was so hard dragging all those cans all these days. Honey, look. Dont think of me as your father think of me as your savior. You cant turn that maniac loose on the highway. Will you have a little faith in mork . He didnt discourage you when you took up karate. Oh, bless you, my little support system. This would be a redletter day for me if i hadnt taken such a lousy license picture. Amidst all of this excitement, ive written a poem. Here it is. Dont you read. Okay. Now that my dad can drive and change a flat, please dont run over my new cat. Bless you, son. That was wonderful. I loved your imagery and your meter. Its reminiscent of eubie or robert blake. [ knock on door ] oh, hello. Hi. Im bob miller, your neighbor from across the street. I seem to have gotten some of your mail. Ou . Yeah, and this is my husband, mork. Hi, bob. Ive seen you. When are you gonna take down those Christmas Lights . Wait a minute this is a subpoena why dont you come over tomorrow . Well wear some shorts, stand by a fire, and have a wienie roast . Wait a minute you just walked in here and lied to me youre a process server. Right across the street. By the way, can i borrow your rake . Sorry you have to be going, neighbor. You cant treat people like that. Theyll be walking their dogs in our lawn. Whats this all about, honey . I dont know. Ohh. Eww. They want me to testify on that story i broke on the Hidden Springs highway scandal. It was where the road crew told me the contractor was skimping on the safety codes r way. Now they want you to tell them who supplied the information. Mmhmm. I hope youre not going to release the name of the informant. You should stand on the First Amendment and your rights as a journalist. Too strong . Its okay when lou grant says it. I can identify with him. Weve got matching bodies. If it wasnt for me, they wouldnt have the story in the first place. I respect your principles, but havent journalists gone to jail for standing on the First Amendment . This is just a little construction scandal, not the pentagon papers. No, theyre not gonna do anything to me. This is news line, and im larry carroll. Ktns reporter Mindy Mcconnell was cited for contempt and jailed for refusing to reveal her source in the Hidden Springs bribery trial. In other news, finalists prep for the miss nude colorado contest. Film at 10 00. Come on, sister, move it. Ive never been in jail before. Lifes tough ive never been to france. Excuse me, but theres somebody else in there. Maybe i could have a single cell . Get in. Wait a minute. Ive got a question. Are my things going to be all right . Thats a very expensive sweater. Dont put that on a hanger. Oh, dont worry about it, honey. Ill only wear it weekends. Hello hi. Aw, you poor, dear child. I know just how you feel. Now, you come right here, and you sit down. Would you care for a snickers . Oh, no, thank you. Suit yourself. I was just trying to be friendly. Oh, im sorry. Its just ive never done time before. Ive never even been grounded. Im Mindy Mcconnell. And im louise bailey. My, but you are a cutie. What in the world are you doing in a hellhole like this . This. But my lawyer called, and she said i should be out in a few hours. Its funny the way things happen. Im in here because of a silly old parking meter. Youre kidding no, i went in to a Hardware Store and when i came out, there was a policeman writing me a ticket. They threw you in jail for a parking ticket . well, in a roundabout way. You see, when i put the shovel in the trunk, arm fell out. Whos walter . My husband. Well, what was he doing in the trunk . Not much. He was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years, but he just wouldnt believe me. And i wrapped them around his neck real tight. It was the first good nights sleep ive had in 31 years. Well, you look wellrested. You dont snore, do you, dear . No no, uh, no. Oh my poor little prison pooter, my little san quentin quail. Oh, min the anguish, the degradation. But cute little dress, though mork, i feel so humiliated, even though i know what im doing is right. They took everything. They took my clothes and my wedding band. And then they fingerprinted me and took mug shots. Oh, min mork, that woman told me that she murdered her husband hi. How did mearth take it . Did you tell him . He cried a lot. He kept saying, mamas in the can, mamas in the can then he packed all your stuff in boxes and he moved in the bedroom with me. Tell him to unpack. Im gonna be out in a few hours. I got things to tide you over in case youre here longer. Heres some cigarettes to bribe the screws. And heres a harmonica. Visiting hours are over. Lets go, shorty. You got it, butch. I miss you already. I miss you too, min. And, lady, she makes a real good roommate. Dont let her snore and keep you awake at night. He was kidding. I dont snore. As a matter of fact, i dont even sleep. Guard mork. Im afraid ive got some bad news. Somethings happened to gene rayburn. No, mork. Oh, thank god ndys petition for release. She could be locked up for quite a while. Oh, this is awful. Mommys not coming home for a while. Mearth and i are gonna be plagued by relatives bringing over strange casseroles like tomato delight. Im like daddy. Im real sorry about that. John, were giving you a raise. But im gonna pass. Are you ok . Honey, you got another present. No thank you, dad. Who says no to more . Time warner cable internet gives you more of what you and those little data hoggers want. Like ultrafast speeds up to 300 megs. Thats 50x faster than dsl. This Internet Speed is sick. Get 50 meg internet starting at 39. 99 a month. Call now. Family can be online at once. G reat for kids to stream scary shows while not cleaning their room. Youll also get our exclusive 1hour arrival window, a moneyback guarantee, and theres no contract to sign. 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