Strange things in cave of mac and hec. Everything strange this side of hill. audience laughter gronk grunting look, no reason to be afraid, has no teeth. Shad not afraid. vacuum running thing make angry noise no wonder angry, tail in caught in wall. Gronk look a big stomach maybe hungry. Hector, you and i have to have a talk. We cant even send them across the street. They dont know red from green. Neither do a lot of drivers. Hector, that cave family, we brought back to the 20th century. They are our responsibility. We brought them here, but how are we gonna keep them here . What do you mean . Well, any minute now that managers gonna knock on that door and demand that those people leave. Just as sure as my name is lieutenant canfield. door knocking lieutenant canfield thats my name. My potted palm has passed away. Sick. Cause of death, teeth marks. Well, i didnt bite it. Dont look at me. Well i know exactly where to look. Now wait a minute, mr. Tyler, in the moment of your grief, in the hour of your despair. Unhand me, captain. This, lieutenant is the work of those weirdos that you allowed to move in here. Now just a minute, i resent your calling those people weirdos. You deny it . R, things are under control. Believe me, they are really under control. vacuum humming strange animal following everything gronk kill. [mlor] breer be careful, father be careful. Under control . Theyre attacking a vacuum cleaner. Gronk help im going to have a little talk with our friends. Thats right. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Gronk sorry. Shad sorry. Breer sorry. Mlor sorry. Gronk sorry. Shad sorry. Alright, lets not go through that again. Look, mr. Tyler is the manager of this apartment build if you dont keep out of trouble, hes going to throw you out, and me and hec too. Gronk just want to kill strange animal with little round legs and big fat stomach. It is not a strange animal, it is a vacuum cleaner. Vacup clemmer . Vacoom clooner . vacuum cleaner gibberish just call it a broom. [hector] captain, i think hes coming too. You just stay out of trouble. Just sit there and dont move a muscle. No, im not alright. Ive been insulted and assaulted, and i insist that those things leave. Those people happen to be a very nice family. No nice family runs around with animal skins. Oh, come on now, mr. Tyler. Would you throw out the ambassador of turkey, just because he wore a fez and his wife wore a veil . Of course not. And you want to throw these people out, just because they dress differently . Oh, they dont. They come from from where . Where they come from, captain . Where . Nordania. Nordania . Yes. Oh sure, nordania its a small country between greenland and norway. Yeah, its west of siberia and east of alaska. You dont say . Fact, gronk and his family happen to be very important in nordania. They even know the ambassador. The ambassador from nordania . Hector. As a matter of fact, hes in town today. He is . Hes coming over here this afternoon for tea. The ambassador coming here to my apartment house . Thats what i said. Thats what he said, i heard him. Well, there are many things to be done then. Many, many things to be done. Yeah, we certainly did. Now all we have to do is get the ambassador of nordania over here this afternoon. Oh, my. Hector, those poor cave people are gonna get tossed out of here unless wait a minute, wait a minute. Good old tony, it just might work. [hector] captain, i know this guy who can stow us away in a banana boat. Theres an actor here who can help us. Tell him captain mackenzie. Yes, sir. We dont need an actor, we need a lawyer. Let me handle this. Lets reconsider the banana boat, it stops at new guinea, guatemala, and devils island. I think wed be very happy on devils island. Hmm . Devils island. His dressing room is number 23 in building e. Thank you. Ah, it is more than a nose, tis the nose of noses. E in. Tony . Mac, me boy shareholder of the memories of the youth, where have you been . Well, around. And around, and around, and around. What a delicious sense of humor, you astronauts have. This is my friend lieutenant canfield. Could i have your autograph . Oh, certainly. It is a pleasure to meet yet another star traveler. But id like to ask you a favor. If tis in my favor to do you a favor, then a favor i shall do. Yeah. What he say . Im not sure. Actually, its more than a favor. A Top Secret Mission . You could say that. Concern with the outer Space Program . You could say that. Well, then name it. Tony, wed like you to pose as the ambassador from nordania. From where . Nordania, thats between norway and greenland. Ird. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Youve been there . Been there . Played hamlet in their opera house. Well anyway, we have this family from nordania staying with us. They are a little bit unusual. And we have to convince somebody that they are friends of the ambassador. Oh, simple thing for a man of my talent. Its a costume role, i presume. Just the usual ambassadors outfit. Think nothing of it, my lad. Its the least i can do for you voyagers in space. You boys who challenge the stars and dare the universe. Is nothing sacred . [mac] come on, thanks tony. Are you sure there isnt a place called nordania. Of course im sure, we made it up, didnt we . Actors. Not move. Gronk not sure if can move. You all did very well. Arm asleep. All of mlor asleep. Everything looks pretty wide awake to me. Look, we think you can stay in the cave with us, if you promise to do one thing. Shad give promise. Gronk give promise. Breer give promise. Mlor give promise. Gronk give promise. Shad give to the kind of clothes we wear on our side of the hill. Gronk take back promise. But theres a very important person coming this afternoon, and we want you to look nice. Gronk look nice now. Please, mr. Gronk, for us . For mac and hec, anything. Good, lets go. You sure . No, but no sense both of us worrying. [mlor] oh must be cave of mighty hunter. Mighty big family. No, this is where we all buy our clothes. Good shad want this one mlor want this one. Be careful, i cant afford those things. Put it back. I think theyre perfect just as they are. Jane is divine. And as for tarzans mother. Not like look on face. Shad. Only change face a little. No. Can you do anything for her . One lives in hope, sir. What size is madame . I dont know what size is madame, shad is this size. When shad sits, she this size. Would you walk this way, please. Shad try. Well try this one. In there please. Oh yes, known them for a million years. Now you just leave everything to me, sir, it is our proud boast that we can outfit anyone properly. There they are. Well, almost anyone. Im sure this new dress will improve her appearance. So would a traffic accident. Well i never. Frankly, i never have either. screaming stick gronk with pin shad help [mac] no, shad, wait. Where they go . Breer not want miss fun john, were giving you a raise. Thats fantastic but im gonna pass. Are you ok . Honey, you got another present. No thank you, dad. Who says no to more . Time warner cable internet gives you more of what you and those little data hoggers want. Like ultrafast speeds up to 300 megs. Thats 50x faster than dsl. This Internet Speed is sick. Get 50 meg internet starting at 39. 99 a month. Call now. And with home wifi, the whole family can be online at once. G reat for kids to stream scary shows while not cleaning their room. Youll also get our exclusive 1hour arrival window, get 50 meg internet with no data cap starting at 39. 99 a month. Plus, free installation and access to over 500,000 twc wifi . Hotspots nationwide. Would rex pass up more beef stew . I dont think so. Shad not like new custom. sighs theres an important friend of ours coming over and we want you to look good. Mlor look good in own skin. You cant argue with that, captain. Thanks a lot. Look, this friend of ours can be a big help, and we want you to look nice. Shad want to help mac and hec with friend, but not wear new clothes. Like old clothes better. You know, it would be easier to move a mountain. Thats for sure. A mountain. Hector, thats it, a mountain. gasps you want us to jump off a mountain . No, if the mountain wont come to mohamed, than mohamed has to go to the mountain. Captain, youve been under an awful lot of pressure, i think youd better lie down. [mac] no look, mr. Tyler thinks the gronk family are weirdos because they wear animal skins, right . Well they do look a little different. Comes here dressed in an animal skin. Oh, then mr. Tyler will think thats what they all wear in nordania. Right, hell think its the native costume. Great idea, hector. Captain, what would you do without me . [mac] do i have a choice . No sir. When i think of all the trouble it took to find that size 8 bikini for miss mlor. I thought she wears a 10. She does, she does. chuckles she does. Gronk, mac and hec gone. Like mac and hec want. Gronk not wear new clothes. Shad think of something to do, come. What we do in this room . On our side of hill, when friend come to cave, how gronk and shad be nice . We give something to eat and drink. Same on this side of hill. Gronk find too. Well gentlemen . Oh, well, thats not exactly what we had in mind, tony. It happens to be the authentic attire of an ambassador to the united nations. We were thinking of maybe an animal skin. Im sure i couldan animal skin . Yes. Impossible. No, tony wait a minute. See, this family youre going to meet wears animal skins all the time. I dont care if they swing from trees. See, were trying to prove to this mr. Tyler im sorry, im sorry. I refuse to rush around town dressed like smokey the bear. Alright, alright, if youre willing to admit that you cant act the part of an ambassador, simply because you dont have the proper attire. I made no such admission. Tony nugent can act any role in any attire. Aww, thank you, mr. Nugent. Now, the only problem is where are we gonna get an animal skin. The Costume Department of this studio anything else . One more thing. Can i have an 8 by 10 glossy picture . My dear boy. [mac] come on. Thanks. Must be kookurooku eggs must be leg from mastodon. Small mastodon. Make something very good for friend of mac and hec. Oh, good idea. Good. Everything wet go in that bowl. Everything dry go in this bowl. Right. Shad, dry. For you. Put in my bowl. That wet. That go in your bowl. Oh, gronk sorry. peculiar woodwind music good, more coconut. Good. Shad here. [gronk] gronk here. Hector, stop worrying. Me, am i worried . Me worried . Yes. Youre right, im worried. I tell you, tony will be here. And i tell you he wont. And tylers gonna come up here, and throw us all out in the street. And these poor cave people are gonna get run over. door knocking uhoh. [mac] come right in, mr. Tyler. Well splendidly, captain. Mr. Ambassador was quite impressed with the flowers in the lobby and the red carpet. Yes, i bring you greetings from nordania. Who him . Gronk know . Another tribe, no hair. [mac] come right over here, mr. Ambassador, i have a surprise for you. Gronk, shad, im sure you remember your old friend, the ambassador . [nugent] good to see you, gronk. My name shad. Yes, of course. Yeah, tell him, miss shad. Have guest in cave, shad make good things to eat. Gronk make good things to drink. Everybody sit. For a nordanian, you speak excellent english. Yes, well now, prepped at oxford and on to cambridge. Wouldve worn the old school tie, but it just doesnt go with scoffs this. What she can do with a braised leg of brontosaurus is not to be believed. [mac] hector. [tyler] i wonder what theyre serving. [nugent] probably one of our native nordanian dishes. Delicious, you know. [gronk] everybody eat. Nordanian style. Good, hot like fire. sickening horn music shad knew everybody like. coughing and gagging [tyler] may i help you, mr. Ambassador . Say, that native meal was quite a surprise, wasnt it, mr. Tyler . Yes, captain and i have a little surprise of my own. Ill be back as soon as i can. We did it. We did it, tony, we did it. [hector] you think we really convinced mr. Tyler . Naturally, it was a typical tony nugent performance. [gronk] good news. [shad] have more food. [mac and hec] oh, no. [hector] i wonder whats keeping mr. Tyler. [mac] oh relax, hector, im sure his surprise is something nice for the ambassador. [hector] well im worried, hes a sneak. [nugent] never fear, old boy, my performance was magnificent. A thespian triumph. door knocking [mac] oh, come in. Mr. Polanski. Allow me. Spasiba. [polanski] somebody want to tell boris what is coming off . Sneak. Youre so right. That is ambassador . Ha that is tony nugent, actor from studio. Perhaps, mr. Polanski, youll allow me to explain to you ] how many times, i tell actor not to take costume from studio . Sir. Dont listen while im talking. [mac] mr. Polanski, may i Say Something . Oh, you astrobird. You also astrobird. See picture in paper. Was the pose like this . Other actors look better than tony. Very pretty. Perhaps i find part for you. Oh, you very good type. You can talk . Shad talk good. Have accent, but get same coach teach boris. Fix good. You look more caveman than caveman. Thats really typecasting. Tony, you get back to studio, take costume and club off. Yes sir, anything you say, mr. Polanski. If i want find actors, maybe to make stars, whered i find . Yes, mr. Tyler, where would he find them . Why, right here, of course. Goodbye. Very glad to meet me. [hector] yeah, we did it listen, tyler isnt fooled easily or for long, keep your fingers crossed. door knocking whos there . [tyler] mr. Tyler. Like i said, he isnt fooled easily or for long. Come in. Hello, gentlemen. [mac and hec] mr. Tyler . [mac] whats that for . When mr. Polanski gets ready to cast that film, i want to be ready too. . Its about time its about space . About cave people in the strangest place . Its about time its about flight . Travelling faster than the speed of light . About cave people and a brave crew . As through the barrier of time they flew . Past an armored knight . Past a fighting minuteman . To this modern site . Its about time for you and me . To meet these people from a million bc . Its about two astronauts . And how they educate . A prehistoric woman and her prehistoric mate peaceful music gronk have harder name. doorbell rings shad answer singing door. Gronk practice more doorbell rings good afternoon madam. My name is mcallister and im your neighborhood fuller brush salesman. Im here to tell you about the magnificent things that can be yours by just signing your name. This, madam, is a clothes brush. Removes the lint instantly off any type of. Allow me to demonstrate our latest shoe brush. Guaranteed to shine up any type of. Now this, this is something no woman should be without. A back scrubber. Back scubber . Yes care to try it . Shad try. Now if youll just sign here, the company will give you that as a present. Present . Its yours to keep if youll just sign here. Shad sign good oh, very, very good incidentally, which brush do you want . Shad want all. Thank you doorbell rings good afternoon, my name is miss rand gasps good afternoon sir, my name is miss randolph. My name gronk. Mr. Gronk. sighs can i interest you in subscribing to some magazines to help put me through college . College . What is college . Oh laughs very funny sir must enjoy the lighter side of life. Here, look through this. Pictures like pictures. Nice pictures. Present for gronk . Certainly, if youll take one magazine. Take all oh sign right here, sir gronk sign. Hi mr. Logan. Hello miss randolph. Great day, isnt it . To round off a terrible month. Friend, your troubles are over. What do you mean . I mean that building down there, apartment 909. What about it . Mcallister told me the wife bought a whole line of brushes. And the husband, he subscribed to 17 different magazines im on my way laughs singing doorbell rings encyc encyclopedias, here let me help you sir. Now if you would just sign your john hancock on this paper, sir. Not sign john hancock, sign gronk gronk write name real good. [shad] shad write her name better no, no, no, let me explain. You see, what i told that general i know what you told the general hector, thats why we had our leaves cancelled oh gasps captain we do live at 909, dont we . Of course we do isnt that nice . quirky music just what ive always wanted. Gronk, shad mac, hec, we have wonderful day what is all this stuff . Much more in bedroom you teach us to sign name. Sign name for many stranger, they all send present where they going to get the money to pay for all that stuff . They didnt pay for it, they signed. Somebodys gotta pay for it. Hey buddy, these chinchillas have to be fed. Chinchillas [delivery man] this is 909, isnt it . [hector] yeah, but. You live here . Yeah, but. Congratulations. Raise chinchillas for fun and profit. Thank goodness there are only two of them. For the moment. These things have lots of pups. In a month youll be up to your elbows in them. Captain, lets look at the brighter side. They could have ordered elephants. How do you know they didnt . Keep the door open. Im bringing up the xylophone. Was bad for gronk and shad to sign name . Very bad. Hec sorry too. Nobody is sorrier than i am. Mac, shad have question. Yes . If bad to sign name, why mac teach us . That is a question that will keep me awake for months. Captain what are we going to do . I am going to stay here and make sure nobody delivers anything else. You are going to take shad and gronk to the service entrance, clean up all that stuff in the alley and put it in the truck right, they can tell us if its all the stuff they ordered. Not even roll roy vertible . Roll roy vertib a rolls royce convertible . Go, quickly. Go, go, go frenetic music go go, go go look lady, i told you a hundred times, shes not hurting it well i dont like her playing with it. harp plunking aw come on lady, its against Company Rules shad like well i dont care if shad like or not like. Shad have fun knock it off, buddy. Play lady, play. Gee, thats a pretty tune thats all of it. All but one thing, lieutenant. Whats that . You huh . When i get this stuff back to the warehouse somebodys going to be asking an awful lot of questions. And im going to have to give the answers . Shad and gronk come . [hector] no you go back to the apartment. Apartment . Go back to. Yeah, but hurry it up yes sir. Go back to mac and hecs cave. Mac and hecs cave. Right. [deliver man] hurry it up lieutenant ill be there tell mac ill be there in about an hour. quirky music hec say right. We do what hec say. If wrong, we go that way. We go this way. Gronk marry smart woman. And youll get your notice to report in two weeks. And congratulations. You became members of the greatest outfit in the world when you signed your names. Sign name . That what man said. Gronk sign name youre joking gronk sign, show where. Longhaired beatniks do something for your country by signing up sign here. Shad sign. No, no, im sorry lady. Youll have to find a wac recruiter. Rack regrooter . [gronk] here, gronk sign. Good. If you write down your address here, in a couple of weeks youll get your enlistment papers. Not want to wait. You dont understand. Youre entitled to two weeks now is that your wife . Okay. Ill take you in. Make sure he gets many things for signing name. Dont worry lady, in the army hell get absolutely everything thats coming to him. Lets go. military music mlor, breer . Breer sign name mlor too go see. Very good mac be very proud. Where mac . Gone. Go with men who bring many presents. Father not come back . Father sign na