Jimmy here we go. Got one, yes i got him. I got him. Thank you. Sorry ive been distracted for the last ten days or so. But i finally caught my pikachu for conference. This pokemon is a menace. No ones looking up anymore. We have a bunch of pokemon cult members all Walking Around like this. In case youre wondering how it works, its simple. You walk around catching virtual creatures, you build up star dust and candy, the star dust gives them the power, and feed them the candy, and they can capture your creatures and try to win control of a gym for your team. Its not complicated. [ laughter ] i dont know what the hell is going on. Ive decided to treat everyone on pokemon who is like a character on the walking dead, the person we love is gone now, we have to move on. Only thing more confusing than the pokemon thing is the Republican National convention which is under way in cleveland. They say there havent been this many white people at the quicken loans arena since the night they double booked Jimmy Buffett and kenny g. [ laughter and applause ] theres a protest, all sorts of dancing, speakers today Willy Robertson and duck dynasty, Antonio Sabato jr from Antonio Sabato sr, i guess. Scott baio, and theyre one Dennis Rodman short of being a new season of sebl apprentice. And ben carson is going to speak tomorrow, so that should fire everyone up. A number of key republicans are skipping the convention. Jeb bush, instead of traveling to cleveland, he spent the night home crying. Mitt romney furiously gyre ronnro ironed his dockers against the pleat. And this. Youre not known to be a humble man, but i wonder i think i am humble. I think im much more humble than you would understand. That might be the most Donald Trumpy thing donald trump has ever said. Hes bragged about how humble he is. The guy sitting next to him, looking sad, thats his new running mate, indiana governor mike pence. They got a lot of attention this week for their new logo, which did not make it clear if theyre trying to make America Great again or pregnant. Donald trump doesnt back off, but he did agree to change it to this. [ laughter and applause ] seems theyre getting along. Apparently trump was unsure about the guy he was choosing for Vice President all the way down to the wire. They say he wanted to dump pence at midnight the night before the announcement and go with which would have made him a pence dispenser. They are off to a strong start. Mike pence flew to new york to make the announcement. When youre in new york, where do you go . If youre mike pence, busy weekend in new york, enjoying a quick dinner with the family at chilis. [ laughter ] all right making good decisions. Should i have the mix and match fa heatas or the loaded boneless wings, i dont think. Meanwhile the other competition show, the gods of love gifted us with a new episode of the bachelorette. Have you been following that . [ applause ] it was hometown date night, which is one of the best of the season. At the beginning of the year, i predicted jojo would end up with jordan. But after the hometown dates, im not show sure theyre compatible. This is jordan. This is his brother, check that hair. This is dereks girlfriend. And this is their mom. So i dont know that jojo has the right hair for this relationship. [ laughter ] she might need to invest in a bumpit if she wants this to go all the way. I dont know if you know, but im the producer of a very popular bachelor spinoff show starring kids, the Little People who like to go to a park wp this week, we had our hometown visits. With that side, its time for episode 4 of the baby bachelorette. Previously, passion reached new heights to two exotic destination dates. But now its time for her to meet the families on two dramatic hometown dates. Hi, manny. Hi, bianca. Hi, bianca, nice to meet you. Im tanai. Hi, im lucy. Its a pleasure to meet you both. My sisters are so important to me. I hope they like bianca. This is really delicious. Youre a great cook. Thank you. I miss home cooking. But just as things were going so well, lucy gets real. Bianca, are you in love with my brother . I worry about ter intentions with manny. She has another man. Yes, i do like manny, but theres someone else. They really put me on the spot. This process is complicated, but manny and i have something special. Hes an amazing guy. They like her, yay juice, bianca . Yes, please. I see bianca as part of our family. Cheers. After an emotional breakthrough and 12 juice boxes with mannys sister, bianca travels to meet alexs family. Alex and i have an amazing collection. Hopefully ill love his family too. Hey, hot stuff. I got a weird vibe from carson. Get out of here, carson. Hi, bianca. I dont know what he sees in stupid alex. By the end of this, shell probably be dating me. While alex was trying to make bianca feel at home, his brother carson was trying to put their love in timeout. Carson is a butt hole. At their emotional breaking point, alex and bianca try to salvage what is now a fragile relationship. Alex, i feel like youre building walls. No, im building a fort. Alex needs to allow himself to feel. I wish he would open up to me and be vulnerable. I dont know what vulnerable means. I feel like were really in different places right now. We are. Im in a fort. Today was rough. And just when things couldnt get worse for the desperate couple [ screaming ] mom i cannot wait to get out of here. I just dont feel welcome here. But i built us a fort to live in. I should go. I understand. Goodbye, gorgeous. Oh, that was a disaster. Coming up on the most dramatic Season Finale in baby bachelorette history, who will bianca choose . 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You see what i told you about him you shut up, youre giving me the horns jimmy we would have had that 11 right there. Matts doubling. Dealer is showing a nine. Were going to have to take a hit, chippy, im afraid. Were going to have to take the hit. Jimmy oh, matt has a 20. I got a 20. Jimmy chip, we got to take a card, right . Yeah, you gotta make that. Now we have nothing. Now we have no money, and im going to tell you why. Because matt damon showed up. He took all your money from you and now we have nothing. Hang on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy, i was thinking, you know, i dont know if youve ever seen 10,000, but i personally like your studio audience a lot, and i feel like some of them like me. [ cheers and applause ] i think we gotta do this again. Jimmy all right, all right. All right, lets do it. I want to get out of the way and let this be all about chippy, okay . Jimmy yeah, all right. [ audience chanting chippy ] 16, thats tough. Jimmy and another nine showing. Were going to have to hit that again. I gotta hit it again . You do. You got to assume she has a 19. Jimmy aunt chippy, what do you think we should do . If i get a card i dont like, im gonna throw up on the table. So give me a good card. Jimmy all right, we may get to see some vomiting tonight. You should give the audience 10,000 apiece just for sitting through your monologue. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy how dare you. Dont you have any friends that you could be with right now. Are you looking . Im trying. Thats my new favorite aunt im with right now. Jimmy all right, give us a card. I dont know what were waiting for. Lets do it, the suspense is killing us. Oh, yes [ cheers and applause ] now we gotta hope she does her job. We gotta walk away. Jimmy thats not necessarily great, but lets see what the dealer has. The dealer has, oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd chanting chippy ] jimmy all right, deal them. I stopped breathing. Thats one. We need a few more. We need two more. Jimmy all right, here we go, 20,000. Were gonna stay right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have 40,000. [ audience chanting chippy ] jimmy 40,000, despite the presence of matt damon, we are actually winning. Lets see her cards one more time. Jimmy dont jinx everythi. , dont jinx us, jimmy im gonna take that show from you. Jimmy ive already lost my aunt. Okay, lets see some cards. Here we go. Oh, a five. Were gonna stop and let her do her thing. Stay. 18. Jimmy what did i tell you about him . Leave it alone wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy what did i tell you about him . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is real money, by the way. Its real money. This is real money. Jimmy okay. Lets do it again. Come on, chippy. Jimmy i found myself in a rare position. All right, we gotta stay. Jimmy shes got a nine. Were going to stay. A four or something. Well, there he is, everybody, born loser is back again. Jason bourn comes out july 29th, do not go see that movie nobody go to see it wow, wow. Jimmy we have music from the last band ler os and well be right back with christina applegate. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the cosmopolitan of las vegas, a unique Luxury Resort and casino in the heart of the strip. Rence event, you can get a great deal on this 2016 passat. Steve. Yeah . Clarence is on a roll. Yeah. I wish theyd name an event after me. Same here. But the model year end becky event . Thats no good. Stevent thats just vandalism. Whatever you want to call it, dont miss the volkswagen model year end event. Hurry in for a onethousand dollar volkswagen reward card and 0 apr on a new 2016 passat. Maybe. The skate park today . You can make it grrreat kelloggs frosted flakes gives you the sweet spark to go all in and let your great out. Theyre grrreat jimmy do you know who youre dressed as . Yeah. Pikachu. [ laughter ] jimmy ill take the one on the left. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight, hes a 12time, major league allstar who will be inducted into the Baseball Hall of fame on sunday mike piazza is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, this is their single. Its called where do you go . The last bandoleros from the samsung stage. They will be joined tonight by a mystery superstar of music. Who could it be . Find out later. Tomorrow night kristen bell will be here, dave franco will join us, we have music from domo genesis with anderson paak. Our first guest tonight entered our homes and our hearts on on married with children. Now shes married with child herself. You can see her play a pta monster mother in the new movie bad moms. I dont know whats going on with you, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay . I run this school, and i can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me . Wow, i genuinely think you should just relax a little bit. Have a donut hole, theyre delicious. From the gas station. You have crossed the line, girl. Im going to destroy you. Winter is coming. Jimmy bad moms opens in theaters july 29th. Please say hello to christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Good, how are you . Good to see you. Jimmy your daughter is not old enough to be capturing pokemons, is she . No. Jimmy how old is she . Shes 5 1 2. So were going to see ear muffs a lot during this interview. Jimmy okay, i got you. It goes by so quickly. Jimmy do you think you will cry . I cry new. She goes to school for three hours and im like, i missed you so much and then like five minutes later, i need a tap out, guys. Jimmy yeah, right. Is she excited about going to kindergart kindergarten . Yeah, shes really excited. None of her friends are going there with her, but shes excited. Shes going to get new stuff. Jimmy when do you start shopping for backtoschool supplies . I guess thats coming up soon. She needs to get a backpack, because shes been carrying around the same canvas tote for three years in her preschool. Its disgusting. Theres stuff living within the fibers of that. Theres holes. Jimmy will you let her pick her own backpack . Ear muffs. Shes screwed the pooch on picking her own things. Jimmy why . Ive always been supportive of her expressing herself with her fashion choices, like a tutu with a pant and kind of quirky and odd and awesome. She came home the other day from shopping with her godmother with ear muffs, two of the ugliest dresses i have ever seen in my entire life. Like, dont think i can allow this. Jimmy can you blame the godmother . Who really picked the dresses out . Sadies a very strong woman. Jimmy so she know what is she wants. Did you bring her because you will play a very bad mom in the movie bad moms . Did she see you behaving like that . Was she on the set . Oh, no. When they were cutting the trailers together, i couldnt really use me because i drop the f bomb in pretty much every single sentence. I dont know how you got that clip, because in that clip, i say the f bomb about seven times. Jimmy we were cheating out of the f word . Wow, thats disappointing. Im a despicable human being in this film. Jimmy do you like playing that . It was amazing. The real me got to flourish on screen in the cinema. No, thats not who i am. Jimmy you were even younger than sadie when you started making commercials . Yeah. I was 3 years old, started doing regular commercials and then regular commercials for years and years and years. Jimmy do you remember any of those, when you were really young, shooting any of those commercials . I remember so many of them, but in particular, okay, little kids who act, have to get these things called flippers when they lose a tooth. I watch toddlers and tiaras. But its not likea like that, that weird thing they all have, its a night guard. This is like one tooth that goes in to replace the one tooth that fell out. It looks like the rest of your tooth and you look like a normal kid. Anyway, i got this commercial, and the only reason i got it, because i was the only kid who came in who had all of their teeth. Mind you, two of my teeth were gone, but i had these flippers, so it was like a canned ham commercial. Delightful. So in the scene, im supposed to take a big bite, and i go, and you know how hard that stuff is. And mouth came out, and flipper was stuck in canned ham and there i was, like, hey, hey, everybody. They were none t