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WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live April 4, 2017

They were done. To come back the way they did. If they lost it in the end, so be it. The fact they won. Jimmy did you go to the party afterwards . I did. It was like a patriots after thing. Jimmy did you meet tom . Did you get to touch him . [ laughter ] because last time you were there i have yet to meet him. He didnt go to the he might have been an appearance. But hes tom brady. He had to go rule the world. [ laughter ] i didnt meet tom. And im not sure if i want to. It almost has become now like i just want to let him be the thing that i imagine he is. And thats it. Thats good enough for me. Jimmy look at you. Youre positively glowing. [ laughter ] im like why, is he here . [ laughter ] jimmy see, tom could never that would never happen to tom. [ laughter ] tom makes me so nervous. Jimmy were going to clean you up. Were going to move you up inside and out. There you go. Wow, ive never seen anybody just sweat from their palms before. But chris evans is here. 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The movies about mckenna grace mary, who plays a young gifted child. Im her without giving too much away im her uncle, im her guardian, trying to raise her as best i can as a normal child and my mother, her grandmother finds out about her gift and it becomes a little bit of a custody battle. Jimmy okay. I never know what to say that will ruin it. This kid is very cute. Shes something. Jimmy a lot of these kid actors, though, are terrible in real life. Is she . [ laughter ] well, they say dont work with kids and animals. We have both in this movie. Im telling you, mckenna is something else. Youve got to find that balance of a girl who is still a kid, still has that wild freedom and extemporaneous personality but also knows this is a job and youve got to be professional. Jimmy right. She walks that line flawlessly. Shes something else. Jimmy hows making a move like that different from making one of these big superhero movies . More than anything else its the pace. Those superhero movies youre lucky if you get two pages done in a day. Movies like this youre flying through it. Jimmy obviously most people know you from captain america but you directed as well. Youve done smaller movies like this one, gifted. Are you looking to fluor more roles like that . What im really looking for is one of those gritty oscarcaliber bio pics where you really kind of lose yourself in a character. Jimmy i could see you doing that. Is there somebody you have in mind, somebody youd like to play . Its tough because all the best personalities have had movies made about them. So in my opinion i think what youve got to do is go out and find the person yourself and thats exactly what i did jimmy dig somebody up in a way. I found him. Jimmy oh, you did. I think hes here tonight. Think jimmy what do you mean . There he is. Right there. That guy. Jimmy which guy . No. Over there. Pink shirt. Yeah. Jimmy wait a minute. This is the guy that you want to play . Thats the guy. Thats the guy. Thats dennis. Me . Yeah. Im playing you, buddy. Jimmy whats your name . Dennis . Dennis. His name is dennis baker. Ive been following him around for about six weeks now. And i just you know, i really got inside. You have . [ laughter ] yep. Yep. I mean, its been a while now, but i know how dennis sleeps, how he eats. I just i think the more you lose yourself in a role the more they acknowledge it. So yeah, everything about you i know now. Have you been stalking me . [ laughter ] no. Ive been researching you, dennis. Jimmy it is different. For cinema. I knew youd be here. I read the emails. So as a treat i thought i would jimmy you read his emails . Well, of course. Jimmy, im committed. [ laughter ] jimmy thats very sweet. And i thought as a treat to everyone and mostly to dennis i brought the trailer. The trailer of the film were working on. Jimmy you made the movie already . [ applause ] zblrpt weve be weve been diving in. We have a nice snippet. Id love to show you guys. Jimmy lets take a look. Critics and audiences have spoken. Chris evans delivers the performance of a generation, as dennis. A broken, pathetic shell of a man with nothing to live for. [ laughter ] a portrait of failure. A brutal, soulcrushing glimpse into an empty, wasted life. A man undeserving of love or human touch itself. Whats wrong . You have a bad penis. I know. I hate my penis a Tour De Force of tragedy. An orgy of sadness. An unbearable rock bottom despair. Dennis, are you eating cheeseburgers out of the toilet again . You know i have. Chris evans is dennis. Its all i have. He sucks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. That was i have to hand it to you because that was that was a brave performance, id even say. Id go so far as to say. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. I have one question. Dennis, did you like it . Not really. [ laughter ] really . Can i ask why . You made me look like a goober. Jimmy you know what, dennis . Maybe be grateful that chris told this beautiful story about your life instead of criticizing every little thing he does. I kind of feel like youre being selfish, dennis. Jimmy thats how he is. Thats how dennis is. Dennis, do you want to apologize to chris . Im sorry, chris. Jimmy thank you very much. [ applause ] chris evans, everybody. Gifted in select theaters friday, everywhere decembapril. And look out for dennis. Well be right back with amanda peet. [ cheers and applause ] digiorno . Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. 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Thats what we thought too. But your son henry who my daughter how old is henry . 2 1 2 . Yeah. Almost. Jimmy and my daughters 2 1 2. And she calls him hen, which i thought she was referring to a chicken for a while. But they take swim classes together. First they took music classes. Jimmy okay. And thats i think when it started. Jimmy and then it started raining and it became a swim class. Same teacher. Jimmy very talented teacher. But they swim together, which is really kind of weird to start with talking about 2yearolds swimming together. They swim. They dont really swim. They kind of you know, they jimmy my daughter swims. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. We call it swimming. Whatever it is. Whatever it is, she seems to be staying alive in the pool which is the key to thats all you want, right . Just dont die. Jimmy exactly. And so the other night you sent a very sweet video. You emailed it to me and to my wife. To your lovely wife, who i love. Jimmy in which your son said what exactly . He declared his love for jane. Jimmy for my daughter jane, yeah. He was in the back singing. And i said henry, whos your girlfriend . And he said jane. Jimmy and then we made a video of jane, and she didnt necessarily return the sentiment. She was more interested in taking the phone and playing games on it. She was painting a dog or Something Like that. Yeah, so im sorry about that. Thats okay. Jimmy i would still like to i still decided to come. Jimmy you still decided to come. [ laughter ] and see you. Jimmy what goes on in this i dont feel like it has to affect our relationship. Jimmy no. It shouldnt. And in fact, your husband, as some people probably know, is one of the executive producers of game of thrones. And i saw this as a real [ cheers and applause ] i think first and foremost of myself. And so i saw this as an opportunity are you a clinical narcissist . Jimmy not clinical. Okay. Jimmy more of a hobbyist. Okay. Me too. Jimmy but i would like to see the episodes of the show before everyone else sees them so i can taunt them. And i thought wow, if our kids were to get married id probably get that. Do you get that . Do you get to see them beforehand . I dont, really. I see them as they come out. Jimmy oh, you do. Okay. Sew i wouldnt even get that. So the hell with it, then. [ laughter ] no, i mean jimmy do you care . Do you care as much as i do . Because i care very deeply about whats going on. Yes. Jimmy you do. Im pretty obsessed. And im very im in a state of anxiety about whats going to happen. Skrr jimmy you are. About whats going to happen at the end. Im in a state of anxiety over whether david and dan are going to [ bleep ] it up. Jimmy and how many episodes are coming up in. I dont know. The finale. This is it. Jimmy you havent asked whats going to happen at the end . Of course ive asked. And then they say but dont tell me. Is it jon snow . But dont tell me. Jimmy will the white walkers take over everything . Right. Jimmy does the show turn into the walking dead but in the snow . All i know is that all the videos he sent home to us in the last little while for the kids, every it was very cold where he was. Jimmy i see. I could see his breath. I see your breath. I know winters coming. [ laughter ] i mean i know winters here. Jimmy winter finally came. And i know youre not near the beach anymore. So im starting to get it. Jimmy this show that youre doing, i saw this today. Its so funny. Hank azaria did this character three or four years ago. Its a baseball announcer. And he does a great rap with this baseball announcer, and you guys made it into a whole show. You play the owner of a Minor League Baseball team. Would you say he has some form of is it tourettes syndrome or what exactly is wrong with him . Because he will go from calling balls and strikes, you know, ground ball into to third base into a horrible story about his wife being involved in an orgy. Yes. I think he was really fascinated. He plays an oldtimy baseball announcer and he was really fascinated by whether this is how these men talk all the time. Jimmy uhhuh. So when theyre having sex with their wives, we had to do a sex scene where he was basically narrating the sex. Jimmy the sex, yeah. Unfortunately, i couldnt stop laughing during the take. Yeah. Jimmy what happened here . You brought a photograph thats disturbing. What happened in this shot here . This is a picture you took of yourself . So i had to shotgun a beer. Jimmy yes. And i was supposed to look at hank. And i decided i need to catch the beer with my left hand and shotgun it with my right. So you know, im not a lefty. But i was really cocky. So i wanted to do it all in one take. So i was practicing catching the catching it and doing i know ive only shotgunned a beer one other time. Jimmy well, it has to be a hole in the beer can to start with. I know thats why i was going to catch it with my left and stab it with my right. But i missed it. So thats actually the mark of a beer can. Jimmy and that is really like thats a terrible scar. I dont see any you had that stitched up afterwards . Yeah. Jimmy wow. And you know what david said when i was on the way to the hospital . Jimmy no. Did they get the shot . [ laughter ] jimmy thats spoken look a man whos freezing his ass off doing a show. Well, the show is very funny. Check it out. Its called brockmire. It premieres this wednesday night at 10 00 on ifc. [ cheers and applause ] amanda peet, everyone. Thank you, amanda. Well be right back with mastodon. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Next, six teens left unconscious and one dead after an encounter with the same silent killer that took three lives inside this hotel. What is this killer . Nightline confronts the mystery discover italys lighter side, at olive garden with new tastes of the mediterranean recipes that put a fresh spin on traditional italian made with simple, wholesome ingredients inspired by italys mediterranean coast. Indulge in italys lighter side at olive garden. Hi hey ill take one of those new fast play games. Oh, you ready for a rush . Uh, sure im pretty excited for you right now. Fast play is the new way to play fast and win instantly from the pennsylvania lottery. Pick a game, get your ticket and see if youve won. I won fast play, please fast play. Play fast. Win instantly. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank chris evans, amanda peet. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time. 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