Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170411 : vimarsana.

A lot of love to that family. When you ask barbara or don, you say how are you . Hed say were fine. She would say were fine. Jimmy and barbara knew every story. She would just push her glasses off. She takes off her bra and her head hits the sink. With her jewelry. The jewelry weighs her down in the pool. I remember barbara would be having a conversation with my wife or whomever she was sitting next to, and don would be telling a story, and he would get stuck in a detail, and you wouldnt think barbara would be listening, and she would say it. Filling in the blanks. And well have another round. He would say johnny, give me that cookie, and she would say you cant have a cookie. Id give him the cookies. Then id stick him the bill and go home. I had a dinner story with him. John wouldnt make it. I think he was busy dating a nineyearold. By the way, the great thing was i finally met a beautiful woman i am madly in love with. Don got to meet her and approve her. Same thing with me, and its the same woman which is ironic. But we both met women at the same time, and mine is actually a woman. So is yours. I mean what . I mean. For my age. Im your senior. Ill tell you this briefly. I wanted to tell this story. Were at dinner at craigs who emailed me and said please mention me on the air. So were at dinner there, and its barbara, don and me, or i, i dont know, i dont care. And they bring out these little hot dogs wrapped in dough. He liked hip. Hes eating one and she goes don, where did you get that. He goes where did i get it . The its a restaurant. But i ordered it. She gets up. Shes mad. She goes to the bathroom. To make him laugh, thats a big gift. This is one that ill always remember. So she gets up and goes to the bathroom, and i said you got to get out of this. And the man hit the table. And then he smacked me. Did he ever smack you in the . Jimmy many times. He didnt love comics, but he loved you too. When i first started bringing bob around, i was like keep the comics away, but slowly he started to really love bob, and you could make him laugh. It was just really hard for me. What you did the other night is how i feel right now, because i just and i dont like doing it in front of people, but i just love third down guy. Jimmy i dont want to upset you. No, you are. You are. Jimmy i do want the say about the two of you, john stamos and bob saget between the cookies and the hot dogs, killed don rickles. Well be right back with these murders after this. Hey frankie, whatchu got there . Its an italian hero from subway. Thats a lotta meat on that sandwich well yeah, its got mortadella, spicy capicola. Capicola, niiice. Genoa salami, provolone. Is that mediterranean oregano i smell . Yeah. That thing is loaded. Thats a nice sandwich. You did good, frankie. Tony, come see what frankie did. Subway has the authentic taste everyone loves. Introducing the italian hero. Its our better italian flavor, for a better subway. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx testinhuh . Sting is this thing on . Come on your turn where do pencils go on vacation . Pennsylvania laughter crunchy wheat frosted sweet kelloggs frosted miniwheats. Feed your inner kid alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. Also, his name is sous. No. Sloppy joseph. A middleaged man whos trying to get his life together, but he cant hes to sloppy. Huhhh no here you go. I got this. I get cash back so its like everythings on sale. With the blue cash everyday card from American Express you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Everythings on sale a Home Shopping show takes place on a sailboat. Thats the one banana boat dessert on me. Look at you being all lactose tolerant. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of American Express. You might not ever just stand there, looking at it. You may never even sit in the back seat. Yeah, but maybe you should. laughter indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. The unpredictability of a flaree may weigh on your mind. Thinking about what to avoid, where to go, and how to work around your uc. Thats how i thought it had to be. But then i talked to my doctor about humira, and learned humira can help get and keep uc under control. When certain medications havent worked well enough. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Raise your expectations and ask your gastroenterologist if humira may be right for you. With humira, control is possible. Hey, ready foyeah. Big meeting . Uh, hello . A meeting . Its a big one. Too bad. We are double booked diarrhea and abdominal pain. Why dont you start without me . Oh. Yeah. If youre living with frequent, unpredictable diarrhea and abdominal pain, you may have. Irritable bowel syndrome with diarrhea, or ibsd. A condition that can be really frustrating. Talk to your doctor about viberzi, a different way to treat ibsd. Viberzi is a Prescription Medication you take every day that helps proactively manage both diarrhea and abdominal pain at the same time. So you stay ahead of your symptoms. Viberzi can cause new or worsening abdominal pain. Do not take viberzi if you have or may have had pancreas or severe liver problems, problems with alcohol abuse, longlasting or severe constipation, or a blockage of your bowel or gallbladder. If you are taking viberzi, you should not take medicines that cause constipation. The most common side effects of viberzi include constipation, nausea, and abdominal pain. Stay ahead of ibsd. With viberzi. Good evening mr. President , nice to see you, and your lovely wife nancy. Its a treat to me to fly from california to be here for this kind of money. Thats don rickles with the reagans. So don, i would if i had to guess, id say you were at hundreds of dinners with don. He had kind of a rotation to stories. If there was somebody new at the table, he would share them. Whats your favorite . There were some he only told with very small groups. Is there one that comes to mind . It would be a frank story. You tell it. You know everything. Hes told that story. Jimmy i think thats what people know most. I knew a secret. We had the same audio video guy. All his pass words were hitler. Okay. A year ago we were at jimmy thats excellent. Thats really easy to figure out. We were at a theater, and he performed. At that time he wouldnt stand. And so he was in the chair. And we were all there. He got up one time in the act. One time. It was planned. And it was to goose he stood up and put the mustache on. This is a man. He spent all his energy to stand up and share just to walk across the stage to goose step. Were you ever at a show where he did his act, and he said the asian person there and the mexican person, and the lights come up, there was no asian person. He might have been there. Were you there, guillermo . Guillermo i was there. Yeah. I mean, he was the best. I have to say its been the highlight of my life to have spent time with him. Thats the truth. Jimmy you spoke to bob newheart today . I did. And i said you know, youre it now, so were going to take you to dinner. He said im attracted to your wife, jenny. And he said oh, thats an age difference. So we are going to take him to dinner. We have to find a new person. Well, bob is pretty cool. Jimmy don is already being replaced . I was emotional. I need someone to take his place. Jimmy this is not American Idol or the voice. The last time i talked to him was, i guess, it was five weeks ago. I called him and said how are you feeling. He said what do i have to do to get you out of my life . That was it. So i did apparently have something to do with it. Jimmy he did a little one on one thing, not just with people he knew, but also with everyone he passed. I got so many messages on twitter and emails of people saying, like, i was a page standing in the hall at nbc, and he said wipe that stupid smile off your face. It was a nice little gift, something people could tell their families something about don rickles. Its like the pope, you want to be touched on the head, and in this case, you want to be insulted by don as he walks by. I was thinking as we were Holding Hands getting ready to come out here, he wanted so gad b bad to get a kennedy honor. Jimmy he thought he had offended the family. He said something to joe kennedy about hookers and handguns. Hes been dead for, what, 70 years. He said before i die, i hope i get an honor. Jimmy that would be a lovely thing. I emailed someone at the kennedy center. It was a random thing. No, i emailed them because i did a roast of James Carville there. Do you have any other guests because, bob are you saying shut up . I never thought wed be friends this long. My god, the first four years we worked together, we werent besties. You had a mullet. I was a married guy in the palisades. You were getting action all the time. You were a oneny jew. Jimmy you guys are going to be like the old guys on the muppets. I hope that happens. Jimmy me too. Jimmy well be right back with tim robinson. Now look what you made me do you and me baby it takes two bringing new moves to the old school 1, 2, 3 get loose now it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it outta sight starting at 12. 99, at olive garden. Come for an irresistible meal here, and leave with a great meal too. So you can enjoy family time one more time. Buy one take one, only for a limited time. At olive garden. [ rock music playing ] have fun with your replaced windows. Run away [ grunts ] leave him leave him [ music continues ] brick and mortar, what . [ music continues ] [ tires screech ] [ laughs ] [ doorbell rings ] when you bundle home and Auto Insurance with progressive, you get more than a big discount. Thats what you get for bundling home and auto jamie you get sneakygood coverage. Thanks. Were gonna live forever you get sneakygood coverage. Thanks. They are gonna be hitting us with everythoh damn got. I chose you for this squad because you are the most fearsome warriors on the planet. [ upbeat music playing ] you do your job and you take them down. Yea now saddle up and save the entire damn world. Fire [ engine revs ] [ upbeat music playing ] i need to get my selfie levels up. You realize this is classified right . Not today. Rated pg13. Save on kitchen essentialssale like a farberware cookware set just 49. 99 after 30 mail in rebate. Select kitchen aid electrics are 39. 99 and a fiestaware 5 piece place setting is only 32. 99. Plus get kohls cash too. Kohls. Fortified. Tored. Replenished. Emerge everyday with emergenc packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. Why not feel this good everyday . Emerge and see. With simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, withdrawal, transfer, or payment each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright with simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . Jimmy our next guest teamed up with his close friend to make a tv show on comedy central, ive done that. It works. The show is called detroiters the Season Finale airs tomorrow night. Please welcome tim robinson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know if you know this, but i was looking around on netflix one flight, and i saw your comedy special. They have a thing called the character. I thought it was one of the funniest things id ever seen. I said we have to get him on the show. They said he already has a show and its called kwk detroiters kwkt. Sam, your partner, is on veep also. You started out together in detroit . We started when it was downtown, second city detroit. I went to snl. He came out and started veep. And then we started at comedy central. Jimmy thats exciting. And you shoot it in detroit . Thats right. Jimmy is that a problem for you, shooting a show in your hometown . Because you have a very entanglements when you shoot somewhere where you live. For sure, to go home to work, sometimes your parents dont remember that, and theyre like, um, well, monday is your cousins birthday, so you got to go there, and your grandmothers awfully mad at you. Man, i shouldnt have come home. Jimmy you might want to just shoot the exteriors there and put the rest in l. A. Like martin did. Jimmy yeah, right. Its a great idea, the show. You are ad executives. Very dumb ad executives. A lot of times theyll have one dumb guy and one smart guy. You did it differently. You have two very dumb guys who make local tv commercials. Yeah. Jimmy are these inspired by real local tv commercials in detroit . Absolutely. A lot of the ones weve done on the show are almost direct ripoffs of ones that really exist. Jimmy its hard to make them funnier than they really are. It is. Jimmy i love it. Detroit has ggood ones . Whats one of the bests . The owner of an Eyeglass Store used to dance in the commercials. And people kind of liked the dancing, and he was like yeah, the dancing is sexy. Well call him sexy specks from now on. His kmecommercials were hed go around the town dancing saying sexy specs. We did one on that called hunky specks. Jimmy do you ever hear from him . I think that guy is too proud to reach out. Jimmy you did something you gave us a vision i never thought i would see. Rick, not just a member of the bad boys of the pistons, maybe the baddest of the bad boys. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. But lambir, if they were prison mates, he would come out on top. Thats interesting. Jimmy ive given it a lot of thought. You got him in a commercial. You do this ridiculous commercial. The character he plays tomorrow night is based on a real detroit commercial called mall far superstar. Hes a guy who played for the lions but then he had a car dealership in detroit. He wore a cape and would be like come on down for a far better deal, and then hed fake fly off, because he was a superhero. So we did a quick mahorn and deer born. Jimmy had rick acted before . He had done other commercials before. And when we called him to do it, we were so nervous. I grew up watching him. And i loved him. So i was nervous to pitch to him and stuff and be like this is what it is. At first i was like youre still in detroit. There was a long pause and he was like 24 7, baby. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy so thats a yes . Yeah. And then even onset, you know, wed we made him wear some outfits and stuff. I dont want to ruin it, but hed be onset and performing in these crazy costumes. Theyd call cut, and hed come over and be like im going to find out what bar you guys hang out at and beat your asses. And then he would go back and do it. Jimmy when you were working with him, did he feel comfortable as an actor . I think we have a still photograph of him in his costume, right . Yeah. Jimmy did he take this outfit home . He brought it with him. Jimmy he is going to beat your ass when he gets home. I know. Jimmy are there other local commercials you have your eye on or have you done them all . Theres definitely other ones we havent hit that wed like to try to hit next season. Theres one, its an awesome store, its clothing and shoes and stuff. But back when i was a kid, they had this deal that was 29 or two for 50. And then you could get these things for that. But to show it, they had an animated man pop in. It was little animation, but we would come in and be like these boots, 29 or two for 50. We want to get him in there sometime. Hes the best. Jimmy i understand hes there 24 7. Thats mahorn. Jimmy i got it mixed up. Congratulations on the show. You picked up for a second season. The jimmy tim robinson the Season Finale of detroiters airs tomorrow night at 10 30 on comedy central. And we shall return with music from snakehips mo. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank john stamos, bob saget, tim robinson, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, here with the song dont leav snakehips and mo you know me now and then im a mess please dont hold that against me im a girl with a temper and heat i know i can be crazy but im not just a up im the up you need i dont hear nobody when you focus on me perfectly imperfect, yeah i hope that you see tell me you see cause i know that youve been thinking bout it dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get my stuff together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get my stuff together but aint nobody gonna love you better than me, yeah love you better than me in a room full of people with you i dont see anybody else, no when we fight and youre right so sorry i make it just so difficult but im not just a up im the mess up you love we aint like nobody else tell me so what perfectly imperfect yeah, baby, thats us baby, thats us cause i know that youve been thinking bout it dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better sitting in the living room you look at me i stare at you i see the doubt i see the love i have and it is all for you let me wrap myself around you, baby let me tell you you are everything you are losing my words i dont know where to start but baby dont leave me shut your mind off and let your heart hear me i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better there aint nobody gonna love you better than me dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better than me, yeah love you better than me v a s in nightline. Tonight, unfriendly skies. A passenger forcefully removed from a American Express<\/a> you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Everythings on sale a Home Shopping<\/a> show takes place on a sailboat. Thats the one banana boat dessert on me. Look at you being all lactose tolerant. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of American Express<\/a>. You might not ever just stand there, looking at it. You may never even sit in the back seat. Yeah, but maybe you should. laughter indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. The unpredictability of a flaree may weigh on your mind. Thinking about what to avoid, where to go, and how to work around your uc. Thats how i thought it had to be. But then i talked to my doctor about humira, and learned humira can help get and keep uc under control. When certain medications havent worked well enough. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Raise your expectations and ask your gastroenterologist if humira may be right for you. With humira, control is possible. Hey, ready foyeah. Big meeting . Uh, hello . A meeting . Its a big one. Too bad. We are double booked diarrhea and abdominal pain. Why dont you start without me . Oh. Yeah. If youre living with frequent, unpredictable diarrhea and abdominal pain, you may have. Irritable bowel syndrome with diarrhea, or ibsd. A condition that can be really frustrating. Talk to your doctor about viberzi, a different way to treat ibsd. Viberzi is a Prescription Medication<\/a> you take every day that helps proactively manage both diarrhea and abdominal pain at the same time. So you stay ahead of your symptoms. Viberzi can cause new or worsening abdominal pain. Do not take viberzi if you have or may have had pancreas or severe liver problems, problems with alcohol abuse, longlasting or severe constipation, or a blockage of your bowel or gallbladder. If you are taking viberzi, you should not take medicines that cause constipation. The most common side effects of viberzi include constipation, nausea, and abdominal pain. Stay ahead of ibsd. With viberzi. Good evening mr. President , nice to see you, and your lovely wife nancy. Its a treat to me to fly from california to be here for this kind of money. Thats don rickles with the reagans. So don, i would if i had to guess, id say you were at hundreds of dinners with don. He had kind of a rotation to stories. If there was somebody new at the table, he would share them. Whats your favorite . There were some he only told with very small groups. Is there one that comes to mind . It would be a frank story. You tell it. You know everything. Hes told that story. Jimmy i think thats what people know most. I knew a secret. We had the same audio video guy. All his pass words were hitler. Okay. A year ago we were at jimmy thats excellent. Thats really easy to figure out. We were at a theater, and he performed. At that time he wouldnt stand. And so he was in the chair. And we were all there. He got up one time in the act. One time. It was planned. And it was to goose he stood up and put the mustache on. This is a man. He spent all his energy to stand up and share just to walk across the stage to goose step. Were you ever at a show where he did his act, and he said the asian person there and the mexican person, and the lights come up, there was no asian person. He might have been there. Were you there, guillermo . Guillermo i was there. Yeah. I mean, he was the best. I have to say its been the highlight of my life to have spent time with him. Thats the truth. Jimmy you spoke to bob newheart today . I did. And i said you know, youre it now, so were going to take you to dinner. He said im attracted to your wife, jenny. And he said oh, thats an age difference. So we are going to take him to dinner. We have to find a new person. Well, bob is pretty cool. Jimmy don is already being replaced . I was emotional. I need someone to take his place. Jimmy this is not American Idol<\/a> or the voice. The last time i talked to him was, i guess, it was five weeks ago. I called him and said how are you feeling. He said what do i have to do to get you out of my life . That was it. So i did apparently have something to do with it. Jimmy he did a little one on one thing, not just with people he knew, but also with everyone he passed. I got so many messages on twitter and emails of people saying, like, i was a page standing in the hall at nbc, and he said wipe that stupid smile off your face. It was a nice little gift, something people could tell their families something about don rickles. Its like the pope, you want to be touched on the head, and in this case, you want to be insulted by don as he walks by. I was thinking as we were Holding Hands<\/a> getting ready to come out here, he wanted so gad b bad to get a kennedy honor. Jimmy he thought he had offended the family. He said something to joe kennedy about hookers and handguns. Hes been dead for, what, 70 years. He said before i die, i hope i get an honor. Jimmy that would be a lovely thing. I emailed someone at the kennedy center. It was a random thing. No, i emailed them because i did a roast of James Carville<\/a> there. Do you have any other guests because, bob are you saying shut up . I never thought wed be friends this long. My god, the first four years we worked together, we werent besties. You had a mullet. I was a married guy in the palisades. You were getting action all the time. You were a oneny jew. Jimmy you guys are going to be like the old guys on the muppets. I hope that happens. Jimmy me too. Jimmy well be right back with tim robinson. Now look what you made me do you and me baby it takes two bringing new moves to the old school 1, 2, 3 get loose now it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it outta sight starting at 12. 99, at olive garden. Come for an irresistible meal here, and leave with a great meal too. So you can enjoy family time one more time. Buy one take one, only for a limited time. At olive garden. [ rock music playing ] have fun with your replaced windows. Run away [ grunts ] leave him leave him [ music continues ] brick and mortar, what . [ music continues ] [ tires screech ] [ laughs ] [ doorbell rings ] when you bundle home and Auto Insurance<\/a> with progressive, you get more than a big discount. Thats what you get for bundling home and auto jamie you get sneakygood coverage. Thanks. Were gonna live forever you get sneakygood coverage. Thanks. They are gonna be hitting us with everythoh damn got. I chose you for this squad because you are the most fearsome warriors on the planet. [ upbeat music playing ] you do your job and you take them down. Yea now saddle up and save the entire damn world. Fire [ engine revs ] [ upbeat music playing ] i need to get my selfie levels up. You realize this is classified right . Not today. Rated pg13. Save on kitchen essentialssale like a farberware cookware set just 49. 99 after 30 mail in rebate. Select kitchen aid electrics are 39. 99 and a fiestaware 5 piece place setting is only 32. 99. Plus get kohls cash too. Kohls. Fortified. Tored. Replenished. Emerge everyday with emergenc packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. Why not feel this good everyday . Emerge and see. With simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, withdrawal, transfer, or payment each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright with simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . Jimmy our next guest teamed up with his close friend to make a tv show on comedy central, ive done that. It works. The show is called detroiters the Season Finale<\/a> airs tomorrow night. Please welcome tim robinson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know if you know this, but i was looking around on netflix one flight, and i saw your comedy special. They have a thing called the character. I thought it was one of the funniest things id ever seen. I said we have to get him on the show. They said he already has a show and its called kwk detroiters kwkt. Sam, your partner, is on veep also. You started out together in detroit . We started when it was downtown, second city detroit. I went to snl. He came out and started veep. And then we started at comedy central. Jimmy thats exciting. And you shoot it in detroit . Thats right. Jimmy is that a problem for you, shooting a show in your hometown . Because you have a very entanglements when you shoot somewhere where you live. For sure, to go home to work, sometimes your parents dont remember that, and theyre like, um, well, monday is your cousins birthday, so you got to go there, and your grandmothers awfully mad at you. Man, i shouldnt have come home. Jimmy you might want to just shoot the exteriors there and put the rest in l. A. Like martin did. Jimmy yeah, right. Its a great idea, the show. You are ad executives. Very dumb ad executives. A lot of times theyll have one dumb guy and one smart guy. You did it differently. You have two very dumb guys who make local tv commercials. Yeah. Jimmy are these inspired by real local tv commercials in detroit . Absolutely. A lot of the ones weve done on the show are almost direct ripoffs of ones that really exist. Jimmy its hard to make them funnier than they really are. It is. Jimmy i love it. Detroit has ggood ones . Whats one of the bests . The owner of an Eyeglass Store<\/a> used to dance in the commercials. And people kind of liked the dancing, and he was like yeah, the dancing is sexy. Well call him sexy specks from now on. His kmecommercials were hed go around the town dancing saying sexy specs. We did one on that called hunky specks. Jimmy do you ever hear from him . I think that guy is too proud to reach out. Jimmy you did something you gave us a vision i never thought i would see. Rick, not just a member of the bad boys of the pistons, maybe the baddest of the bad boys. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. But lambir, if they were prison mates, he would come out on top. Thats interesting. Jimmy ive given it a lot of thought. You got him in a commercial. You do this ridiculous commercial. The character he plays tomorrow night is based on a real detroit commercial called mall far superstar. Hes a guy who played for the lions but then he had a car dealership in detroit. He wore a cape and would be like come on down for a far better deal, and then hed fake fly off, because he was a superhero. So we did a quick mahorn and deer born. Jimmy had rick acted before . He had done other commercials before. And when we called him to do it, we were so nervous. I grew up watching him. And i loved him. So i was nervous to pitch to him and stuff and be like this is what it is. At first i was like youre still in detroit. There was a long pause and he was like 24 7, baby. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy so thats a yes . Yeah. And then even onset, you know, wed we made him wear some outfits and stuff. I dont want to ruin it, but hed be onset and performing in these crazy costumes. Theyd call cut, and hed come over and be like im going to find out what bar you guys hang out at and beat your asses. And then he would go back and do it. Jimmy when you were working with him, did he feel comfortable as an actor . I think we have a still photograph of him in his costume, right . Yeah. Jimmy did he take this outfit home . He brought it with him. Jimmy he is going to beat your ass when he gets home. I know. Jimmy are there other local commercials you have your eye on or have you done them all . Theres definitely other ones we havent hit that wed like to try to hit next season. Theres one, its an awesome store, its clothing and shoes and stuff. But back when i was a kid, they had this deal that was 29 or two for 50. And then you could get these things for that. But to show it, they had an animated man pop in. It was little animation, but we would come in and be like these boots, 29 or two for 50. We want to get him in there sometime. Hes the best. Jimmy i understand hes there 24 7. Thats mahorn. Jimmy i got it mixed up. Congratulations on the show. You picked up for a second season. The jimmy tim robinson the Season Finale<\/a> of detroiters airs tomorrow night at 10 30 on comedy central. And we shall return with music from snakehips mo. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> Concert Series<\/a> is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> Concert Series<\/a> is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank john stamos, bob saget, tim robinson, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, here with the song dont leav snakehips and mo you know me now and then im a mess please dont hold that against me im a girl with a temper and heat i know i can be crazy but im not just a up im the up you need i dont hear nobody when you focus on me perfectly imperfect, yeah i hope that you see tell me you see cause i know that youve been thinking bout it dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get my stuff together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get my stuff together but aint nobody gonna love you better than me, yeah love you better than me in a room full of people with you i dont see anybody else, no when we fight and youre right so sorry i make it just so difficult but im not just a up im the mess up you love we aint like nobody else tell me so what perfectly imperfect yeah, baby, thats us baby, thats us cause i know that youve been thinking bout it dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better sitting in the living room you look at me i stare at you i see the doubt i see the love i have and it is all for you let me wrap myself around you, baby let me tell you you are everything you are losing my words i dont know where to start but baby dont leave me shut your mind off and let your heart hear me i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better there aint nobody gonna love you better than me dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better than me, yeah love you better than me v a s in nightline. Tonight, unfriendly skies. A passenger forcefully removed from a United Airlines<\/a> flight dragged by Aviation Police<\/a> and left bloody. After being chosen at random to give up his seat. Eyewitness accounts from inside the plane and what the airline is saying tonight. Is it legal to use such extreme force to resolve a seating issue . Plus dixie disgrace. It is time for me to step down. The tale that turned the governor of alabama into a pariah pleading guilty to misusing funds to allegedly cover up an affair with his onetime top adviser 30 years his junior. The secretly recorded conversations tonight. And what forced him to finally resign today . And skinny mama. The star of here comes Honey Boo Boo<\/a> is looking light in her new show. The secret to her dramatic weight loss and how shes planning to keep it off. First here tonight, the night line five. 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Reporter and then dragged off a united jet by law enforcement. Oh, my god, look at what you did to him. Reporter all after refusing to give up his seat. Tonight chicago Aviation Security<\/a> officer put on leave. For many of the passengers and for many of the millions who have seen this clip, the question is how did it get to this point . It was surreal. No one expected it to happen like that. Reporter it was scheduled to leave chicago sunday evening at 5 40. The destination . Louisville, kentucky. Its when the passengers got on board that the crew started to offer vouchers for a hand full of seats. 800 sounded nice. I thought it was unusual nobody was volunteering. I think it was because there was no other flight until 2 p. M. Today. Reporter united saying they werent overbooked. They claim the passengers were all on board when crew members approached the gate agents and needed to be in louisville to work on their own flight. Four seats would be needed. Everybody was seated by then, and the fact that they told us we would not leave until four people volunteered, there was just a real sense on the plane that that wasnt right. Reporter with no takers, a computer picked four passengers offering them 1,000, the airline says. All complied except this 69yearold man who said hes a doctor and needed to get home to treat patients . Two police come in in full gear. They tell him he has to leave the plane. Reporter john, the man in the orange shirt was sitting right in front of the passenger he saw and heard it all, he says. How do you react when the police arent asking questions. Theyre just trying to forcibly remove the man . I could not believe what i was seeing or hearing. I was in shock. Reporter and so were other passengers. Many of them recording as the officers dragged the man down the aisle. I have to go home. Reporter minutes later the man slipped back onto the jet. I have to go home. Reporter before he was removed again. The ceo calling it an upsetting event and saying the airline is reaching out to the man to address and resolve this situation. In an internal memo, they were saying he was approached a few more times in order to gain his compliance. Each time he refused. The passenger has yet to comment. You nighted may have been right legally, but morally its hard to make a case for the way this man was treated. And people are expressing their outrage. Look at what you did to him. Reporter yet demanding a paying customer to give up a seat is perfectly legal. Its part of a document that nobody looks at called the contract of carriage. It gives the airlines, the pilot, the flight attendant, all sorts of rights to do whatever they want. Reporter this is the second case of negative press for United Airlines<\/a> in the last two weeks. Late last month two teenagers had to change clothes before boarding a flight from denver to minneapolis. We heard the gate agent say these arent my rules. I just enforce them. Reporter airlines have rules for every situation. But sometimes social media doesnt look at the rules. They look at the outcomes. To me, it seems like a sexist policy. Reporter united says the family was flying under relatives and friends flying for free or at discounted prices. The airline told abc news when taking advantage of this benefit, all employees and pass riders are considered representatives of united. The passengers were not in compliance with our dress code for Company Benefit<\/a> travel. Oh, my god. Reporter leggings aside, this is not the first time weve seen Airport Security<\/a> dragging a passenger down a plane aisle. This one went viral. A Delta Airlines<\/a> representative said in a statement at the time that the passenger was not complying with boarding and bagging checking procedures and removed by local law enforcement. And not even two weeks after that incident, an unruly passenger was removed from a jet blue flight not by police but by staff at the request of the secret service after reportedly harassing ivanka trump. He was upset. He walked on as soon as he saw her, he started shaking. Reporter the secret service said they made the decision to remove the passenger from the aircraft. Jet blue wrote in a statement the decision to remove a customer from a flight is not taken lightly and they worked to reaccommodate the party on the next available flight. People behaving badly on planes is not a new phenomenon. Between 2007 and 2015 there were nearly 50,000 unruly incidents. 40 of Airlines Report<\/a> they diverted a flight last year because of an unruly passenger. Example, this freakout at 40,000 feet. All of a sudden this guy who was sleeping just woke up out of nowhere and started flipping out. Reporter this passenger punching and kicking as flight attendants struggled to restrain him. Everyone is freaking out. I was a little nervous. I wasnt sure what the guy was trying to do. Okay. Reporter or this guy growing more irate by the moment in a heated exchange. Im 28. I made 4 million a year. What do you do . Nothing. Shut up. Yeah, right. I own six houses. [ screaming ] reporter but other than refusing to leave his seat, theres been no evidence that this man who claims to be a doctor on his way to see patients in louisville, did anything wrong. When you look at this tape, does it look like Excessive Force<\/a> to you . Absolutely. The question is whose fault is it . Whose to blame . United calls the police department. The police shows up and drags the guy out. The Excessive Force<\/a> here is really from the police. Not united. Look at what you did. Reporter what comes next may be a lawsuit . If that passenger files a lawsuit, its most likely against the police, not the airline. It will be against both. The airline has every right to involuntarily deny access to the plane. What makes this different is this wasnt about denying access. This was about yanking someone off. Reporter might make that 800 coupon seem like small potatoes. Next here, the scandal and alabama, the alleged love affair turned alleged criminal coverup that brought down the states governor. I take movantik for oic, opioidinduced constipation. Had a bad back injury, my doctor prescribed opioids which helped with the chronic pain, but backed me up bigtime. Tried prunes, laxatives, still constipated. Had to talk to my doctor. She said, how long you been holding this in . laughs that was my movantik moment. My doctor told me that movantik is specifically designed for oic and can help you go more often. Dont take movantik if you have a bowel blockage or a history of them. 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If were going to do what we did the other night, we are going to have to start. Reporter this is the voice of the alabama governor bentley caught whispering Sweet Nothings<\/a> to a woman that wasnt his wife. You know what, when, when i stand behind you, and i put my arms around you, and i put my hands on your breasts and i put my hands in and just. Reporter on the other end of the line is one of his long Time Campaign<\/a> consultants who is also very married. Theyll their alleged affair is no crime, the coverup is. The its taken the the governor to the big house at least long enough to take this booking photo. Police say he illegally used resources to pay his alleged girlfriend and hide the affair in a deal that will help him from serving a long sentence, he made a couple confessions. He was fingerprinted and paid bond like a common criminal. And then faced the music thats been going through the hallways of legislature for two years. I have decided it is time for me to step down as alabamas governor. We know that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Robert bentley could not handle the power. Reporter the story reads like a bad romance novel. Listen to me. Take your earring off and let me kiss your ear. Reporter all that sexy talk was taking from a dermatologist and a former deeken who ran for governor preaching family values. Ive served my country, state and patience with honesty and integrity. Ill do the same as governor. Reporter by his side was his loyal wife of nearly 50 years. He was almost a grandfather figure. Reporter bentley was new to politics and decided to hire someone with good experience in the media. Rebekah mason. She was married and nearly 30 years his junior. Once bentley won the election, her influence on the governor grew. Eventually she became his top adviser. That caused a lot of concern. She flattered him and flirted with him. Reporter all of a sudden he was acting brand new. He started dressing better. His wife noticed. She not only noticed the changes in the wardrobe but also the changes in his demeanor. Reporter the first lady wasnt alone. People in the office said the governor started acting strangely. They would walk into a room where the governor and Rebekah Mason<\/a> were together and both the dwroer governor and mason would be start startled. Reporter in the spring of 2016 14, governor bentley sent a text meant for rebecca to his wife. His wife was soon getting ahold of Text Messages<\/a> between them where bentley writes things like im yours forever and i love you so much, and took it a step further when she left her chchb next to her husband and made sure it was recording while he called his alleged girlfriend. I love that too, putting my hands on you. She had one of her aides download the recording to a laptop and burn them onto a cd. And the cds became a bit of an obsession for the governor once he discovered he was recorded. Reporter he went too far trying to keep his secret, being accused of using his Police Detail<\/a> to track down the recording. Governor bentley has attempted to put together a little montgomery mafia, intimidating people, harassing people, threatening people. And if youre going to do that, you best be good at it. Hes not. It was very juvenile. Its become apparent to me that Rebekah Mason<\/a> has wielded the influence over the governor and State Government<\/a> that i have never seen in all my years of public service. Reporter all of this might have never come out if it werent for the former top Police Officer<\/a> Spencer Collier<\/a> who went public last year. He says he was fired for refusing to cover up the governors alleged affair. I explained to the governor it would be a crime if he used state resources to facility a relationship or if he used Campaign Funds<\/a> to facility the relationship. Reporter the governor denied that he and mason ever got physical. I want everyone to know, though, that i have never had a physical affair with mrs. Mason. Reporter but there was no walking away from what he called inappropriate remarks. Mason resigned in march, 2016. I said some inappropriate things, and i know that i did that. And so im just apologizing for that to her, and ive apologized to my family and the state of alabama. Reporter the mess was grit in the auditor officer. An affair among people is not in and of itself a crime. Accusations are he used state resources to further the affair with the senior staffer. And to cover it up. I just found some obvious signs that things were wrong. 120 days you cannot raise money after the election is over. And i looked and then hed done that twice. This was unbelievable. Reporter the complaints led to an investigation that produced this 131 page report released friday by the house judiciary committee. It accused him of an extensive abuse of power. Lawmakers called for his impeachment in his own party. Everybody wants to make a joke out of it. For us, were living it. And its just an absolute embarrassment. My district has suffered for the last two years because my battle with the governor. The way you keep politicians straight is watch rim. Reporter part of the deal, he has to pay back Campaign Funds<\/a> he spent on Rebekah Mason<\/a>, agree to never run for office again and serve a years probation. He walks away with his freedom, but it seems hes lost everything else. His wife divorced him in september of 2015. Hes lost his children. They no longer talk to him, and now hes lost his office. Reporter for nightline in montgomery, alabama. Next, weve got the skinny on mama junes weight loss. How the star of here comes Honey Boo Boo<\/a> lost 300 pounds. 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Xfinity delivers the fastest internet. Sign up today or get started with this great offer. Call, click, or visit an xfinity store today. Finally tonight, mama has a brand new bod. Heres Deborah Roberts<\/a>. Reporter theyre self ro claped red necks who launched to stardom reality tv. Honey boo boo and her mom, june thompson, better known as mama june. For most of her time in the spotlight, mama june has looked like this c but no longer. Look at you. Yes. How much did you weigh at your worst . 460. Reporter after years of being dangerously oh piece, mama june took a drastic step. Gastric sleeve surgery, reducing the size of her stomach. All documented on mama june from not to hot. Some people would suspect that maybe it was about ratings. I was under the surgery whether there were cameras or not. Reporter the weight loss took nearly two years along with diet and exercise. Unfamiliar territory. Its the first time you really exercised . Uhhuh. Reporter how hard was that . Very. I didnt want to do it. Reporter add to that, two more painful surgeries to remove her excess skin. Compared to her former self, the new june is barely recognizable. When you look at these old pictures of mama june, these are the pictures that the world got to know you. Thats not me. Reporter even with the ups and downs, mama june and her family are doing what they do best, grabbing headlines and ratings. Did you ever have any regrets about reality tv . If i had anything i regretted, i wouldnt have done it to begin with. Reporter Deborah Roberts<\/a> in new york. Our thanks to deb and our thanks to you for watching abc news. Thank you for watching and good night. Welcome to bachelor Fan Favorites<\/a> week, where your favorites from the bachelor and the bachelorette are stopping by to win big money for charity. I cant wait to see what these guys can do, so lets play who wants to be a millionaire. [cheers and applause] [dramatic music] hey, everybody, welcome to bachelor Fan Favorites<\/a> week on who wants to be a millionaire. You guys ready to go . [cheers and applause] well, todays bachelor fan favorite is a good ol southern boy who captured the hearts of many on the bachelorette, then on the bachelor, and finally on dancing with the stars. From arlington, iowa, please welcome my man chris soules. [cheers and applause] what up, brother . How you doing . Good. Good to see you. [cheers and applause] whats up, you ol redneck . What are you doing . Just living the dream. Living the dream . You are living the dream. What have you been doing . Obviously, you know, things didnt quite work out on the bachelor, but you have gone back to iowa, gone back to the farm. Its good that you went back, and youre back working, i know, but what about love . Have you found love yet . [sighs] you know, ive been so busy that love has taken a back seat for a little while, but, you know, im looking, andbut im traveling a lot and trying to keep things going at the farm as well, so i know its not from a lack of letters and people online chasing you down. [laughs] yeah, weve got pounds of letters from women all over the place, even moms","publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"archive.org","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","width":"800","height":"600","url":"\/\/ia600604.us.archive.org\/19\/items\/WPVI_20170411_040500_Jimmy_Kimmel_Live\/WPVI_20170411_040500_Jimmy_Kimmel_Live.thumbs\/WPVI_20170411_040500_Jimmy_Kimmel_Live_000001.jpg"}},"autauthor":{"@type":"Organization"},"author":{"sameAs":"archive.org","name":"archive.org"}}],"coverageEndTime":"20240627T12:35:10+00:00"}