Everything. Thats very nice. [ cheers ] let me ask you something. I dont know. Maybe its just me. Does anybody feel a little bit lighter today like sometoday. [ cheers and applause ] he is coming back. So calm down. The president and the first lady arrived in paris today at the invitation of french president emmanuel macron. There they are together. Last time they had a handshake it lasted longer than like two of trumps marriages. [ laughter ] so all eyes were on this one. It went without incident. There was one uncomfortable moment later on. President macrons wife brigitte is 25 years older than he is. Hes 39. Shes 64. Which you know has to be making trumps crazy orange head spin. [ laughter ] for him thats about as backwards as it gets. So watch this. And you know this is the only thing on his mind. Hes saying dont mention her age, dont mention the age difference. This is what he says to her. What goes on . [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Hes looking at a 65 chevy convertible hes admiring. Only donald trump would treat a meeting with a world leader like its a swingers key party or something. [ laughter ] hes having a good time in paris. He ate an eclair today. He bought a beret. He even found out how to say the word loser in french. Its loser. President trump and macron are hoping to find Common Ground on issues of terrorism, syria, and climate change. Macron is a strong supporter of the paris accord whereas trump believes paris accord is a modestly priced midsize foreign sedan. [ laughter ] before he left the president , whos been notoriously stingy with oncamera interviews lately, sat down with the 700yearold host of the 700 club, pat robertson. This is a religious television show. And donald trump is a very religious guy. So they got along just great. We have to bring our country back. Yeah. Our country was going in the wrong direction. Thats right. You couldnt build. You couldnt do anything. Our country was going in the wrong direction. And by the way, what they were doing to religious liberty, they were destroying religious liberty. Thats right. Youll be saying Merry Christmas again very soon. Maybe even by december. Who knows . [ laughter ] this is interesting. [ applause ] on the way to paris the president had some off the record conversations with reporters on air force one. And then he decided he wanted some of what he said to be on the record. So this included trump told reporters last night that he wants the wall. You know that wall mexicos going to pay for, very nice of them to do . He wants the wall to be seethrough. [ laughter ] for real. He said, and this is a quote, one of the things with the wall is you need transparency. And they asked why. He said ill give you an example. As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the sacks of drugs over the wall, if you have people on the other side who dont see them, they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff and its over. Youre dead. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes worried. Our president worried that people are going to get hit on the head with drugs and die. [ laughter ] s so he wants a wall you can see through. Its unbelievable. Hes turning the country into an aquarium [ laughter ] were all going to be living in sea world under president shamu if he [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know what we need to do . Im not kidding about this. We should tell him that we think this is a great idea, this wall. And in fact we figured out a way to build a wall that is so transparent its practically invisible. Here it is right here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he can fly in for the ribbon cutting. Well save 2 billion. Its a great they should have voted for me. They really should have. Meanwhile, back at the white house its business as unusual. You know how the republicans are trying to pass this new Health Care Plan . Well, the congressional budget office, the cbo weighed in. They said if this plan they have goes through 22 million americans would lose health insurance. So the white house put out a video attacking the cbo. They wrote cbo inaccurately estimated 25 million would be covered under obamacare. If you look closely you notice they spelled inaccurately inaccurately. With two ns. They misspelled inaccurately while accusing someone of being inaccurate. If that isnt i mean, that is the perfect [ applause ] thats a metaphor. That is the nut right in the shell right there. Its a tolder flustercuck is what it is. We have a good show. Music from tlc with snoop dogg sitting in. [ cheers and applause ] tlc has a new album. Its their first album in 15 years. Either all these years later they still dont want to scrubs. They wont even stream the show scrubs on netflix. Thats how serious they are. [ laughter ] and 50 cent is here. His real name is curtis. Miss jackson if youre nasty. We do our show every night from hollywood boulevard, and people pass by our studio. These people tend to have opinions, sometimes strong opinions. So we decided to have some fun with that. We went out on the street, and asked people what they think about 50 cent. Then we snuck well, this is what happens when 50 cent is standing right behind you. Outdoor Living Magazine just named 50 cent the greatest rapper of all time. Do you agree with that . Disagree. Entirely. Hell, no. You think youre a better rapper than 50 cent . I dont know, man. I dont know. I really like his music. Im very inspired by 50. Why dont you tell him . I prefer lotus jackson over the current state of 50. Maybe back in the listen, dont tell me, man. Tell him. 50 cent, man, i think youve got to deal with some of the youngsters no, no. Right behind you. Holy [ bleep ]. [ applause ] my minds blown. How about the greatest rapper at this moment right now . Like right now . The greatest rapper right now . Kendrick lamar Readers Digest just named 50 cent the greatest rapper of all time. How do you feel about that . Im really not sure about that. Well, maybe you should tell it to his face. Excuse me . Tell it to his face. What . How do you feel now . Maybe put him in the top five . Number one. You say 50 cents best days are behind him and hes pretty washed up. Yes. I would say that. You think fame made him soft . No. I think hes moved on to other, you know, aspects of things, other businesses. Who is this . Wow. Who are some of your favorite artists . Id go with snoop dogg, dr. Dre, 50 cent. You know, hes got vitamin water. He sold that. He made a lot of money. He did his movies. He kind of hes an active worker. Dont let them trip you. Greatest rapper of all time . I wouldnt say hes the greatest of all time. Where would you rank him . Id say about like a 7, 6. Out of 10 . What was your favorite dont look to the sky no more, have mercy on me. A 7 oh, man. Whats the deal, man . Came out of nowhere. The best rapper of all time, man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back from the break, ill have a chat with a 13yearold kid whose bar mitzvah theme was me. Mazels will be toved when we return. So stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by at t. Gives us more. T we want more than just texting. More than just surfing and shopping. Because sure, we want to use this to call the people we love like our directors. But mostly, to get the entertainment we love. Maaaaark switch to at t for the only unlimited plan that gives you 60 channels of Live Television on any screen all for 70 a month. Guyscause this is my jam. N. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. Mawhen it comes to helping. 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His theme for his bar mitzvah is this. Its will from philly. Not to be confused from will smith, West Philadelphia born and raised. I want you to be at my bar mitzvah june 24th because im basing it all around you. We even have your set. I want your job one day. Jimmy okay. So that is not will smith, first of all. I dont know if that was an invitation or a threat. [ laughter ] but he wasnt kidding. It really was a methemed bar mitzvah. From media its will rubin live. Tonight, aimee rubin, eric rubin, andrew rubin, natalie rubin, with allaround entertainment. And now from media, pennsylvania its will rubin jimmy there he is. All the rubins i can understand. How did he thget allaround entertainment . Weve been trying to book them for years. I wanted to surprise will. Theres no way in hell i was going to media, pen. So i made a video, sent it to his parents, and they played it for him at his party. Hello, will. Its jimmy kimmel. Congratulations on your bar mitzvah. Today you become a man. A man with no body hair you become today. I heard you themed your bar mitzvah after my show. I was so moved i called my attorney to see what kind of damages i could collect. [ laughter ] they did say they would be substantial. But then a little voice inside me told me the optics of suing a 13yearold on his big day might not look right. So i agreed to settle for half of the money your grandparents give you tonight. Okay . [ laughter ] jimmy so that seems like a fair enough deal. We sent over we sent a gift. We sent a giant Ice Sculpture of what i think is guillermos head. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sweats just like him. And joining us now, the bar mitzvah boy himself, will rubin. Hi, will. Where is will . There he is. How are you doing, will . [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. Thank you so much. Jimmy congratulations on becoming a man. Do you feel like a man . Because you dont look like a man. But you well, i may not look like a man, but i certainly do feel like one. Jimmy you do. Thats good. Thats all athat tthat matters. What was the theme for your bar mitzvah going to be if it wasnt me . Through the years ive had a ton of interests. It kind of went on a sixmonth cycle. Id have like a new interest every six months. Jimmy am i over now . Or is it still [ laughter ] no, youre still going. Jimmy what was your previous interest before me . I dont know. Probably like cleaning or something. I cant remember. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i guess im honored. I mean, it is by the way, do you still have that guillermo Ice Sculpture . Because it was a loaner. I need it for a quinceanera. [ cheers and applause ] hey, will. Will, is that you . Will. Yeah, thats me. Im jon stewart. Im a talk show host as well. I was. A few years ago. And im a jew. [ laughter ] you know, you probably had your choice of really, you know, idolizing any talk show host and you could have gone with a jew is what im saying. [ laughter ] you went with will. Dont be fooled. May i speak with him privately . Jimmy go ahead. Shut your buvakasha [ laughter ] did you get that, will . Did you get that joke . You know who didnt get that joke . Jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] because hes not a jew [ applause ] dont be will. Yeah. Dont be fooled by his learnedlooking beard and his puffy sad eyes. Hes not rabbinical. Hes just unhealthy. [ laughter ] will. Would you rather idolize a talk show host that is also circumcised . Wouldnt you rather [ laughter ] hes not. Will. I dont know how to put this. How do the kids say it . Hes still wearing his hoodie. [ laughter ] will . Jimmy im sorry. Maybe you could have a jon stewartthemed wedding, will . Ill think about it. [ laughter ] sunrise, sunset jimmy im sorry, jon. I had nothing to do with it. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you what. So pushy, these people. Right . Am i right . [ laughter ] will, how do we come out on the money front . You owe me half of whatever your grandparents gave you. How much . Well, you know, ive been thinking, and i thought maybe instead i could give it to something thats really more important. So i thought well, im giving it to the Childrens Hospital of l. A. Jimmy oh, thats [ cheers and applause ] thats nice. Thats very generous. Youre a real mensch, as we say. Right . Is that it . Thank you, will. Congratulations. Mazel tov to you. [ cheers and applause ] and enjoy your manhood. Youre a good kid. We have a good show tonight. We have music from tlc and snoop dogg. Rock climber alex honnold is here. And well be right back with 50 cent. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the mens Wearhouse National Suit drive. Chevy has to offer. Ahhhh. Oh boy. Im looking straight up. Holy smokes. I cant tell im towing anything. Wow. Thats the jam right there. Go for thrilling drives and deals at the chevy summer drive. I want to go to the chevy dealership right when i get home. 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Thats almost as high as snoop is backstage right now. [ laughter ] very high. [ applause ] this is the number one album. Its called tlc. Tlc with snoop dogg from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ applause ] next week, we are back at it again, with billy crystal, caitlyn jenner, jon favreau, tj miller, tiffany haddish, the great pizza chef chris bianco and music from brett young, the revivalists, and run the jewels. So please join us for all that. Our first guest tonight is a multiplatinumselling rapper who brought us songs about birthdays and candy that children should never sing at parties. His very popular show power airs sunday nights on starz. Please welcome curtis 50 cent jackson. [ cheers and applause ] its good to see you. Im not sure how long its been since i saw you last but each time you become more muscular. Ive been training a little bit. Jimmy youve been training a little. Is there a point where you go like i am now too muscular to fit in any kind of clothes . No, i did an escape plan with stallone and schwarzenegger. And theyre like 65 but muscles everywhere. Jimmy right. I think those might be implants, though. I dont know. [ laughter ] it will make you go to the gym. Jimmy it will. Well, maybe you. Not me. Its great to see you. I know it was just your birthday. How old are you now . Im 42 years old. Jimmy 42 years old. [ cheers and applause ] how did you party . Well, i traveled i went away with my grandfather for my birthday. Jimmy how olds your grandfather . My grandfathers 84. [ applause ] jimmy you went to his house or we went away to puerto rico. Jimmy you went on vacation with your grandfather. Yeah. For like a few days. Like three days. Jimmy just the two of you . No. And other people when i get tired of watching him. [ laughter ] jimmy i see. Like two days, three days and he starts stuff and i go, okay, help. [ laughter ] jimmy who sets the itinerary when you go on vacation with your 84yearold grandpa . You know, because its my time with him, like i spend time with him, so hell suggest things for us. Jimmy what kind of things do you do . Hell go like why dont you take me to one of them clubs . [ laughter ] jimmy one of them clubs clubs . Yeah, yeah. And were in puerto rico. When we got there he asked the man in the car before we got there. So he knew. Hes talking about the strip club. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i figured. Is there a senior discount on lap dances at a [ laughter ] there should be. Because hell do it 1 at a time. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, he does. When he was a young man, a dollar was a lot of money. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy so he gets a wad of 1 bills and then what does he do . He just watches . I thought id just throw it away. Youve got to have fun. Thats what its not even about the touching nothing. Its about just the room and things flying. Jimmy right. [ laughter ] and your grandpa loves it, huh . Yeah, yeah. But he just does it a little slower. Like one bill at a time. [ laughter ] jimmy its like hes buying hard candy or something. Thats nice of you to do. Did you have fun with him . I did. I enjoyed the room too. Jimmy you did. Okay. Good. Eminem made a video. The reason i know its your birthday is because i saw eminem made a video on instagram and it was a very nice i mean, it really like was i was like oh, no, did 50 cent die when i saw it. [ laughter ] hes my partner. Jimmy i know you will never die is the truth. But he said in the video something to the effect of you wrote a rhyme that was so great it almost it made him want to quit rapping. For ten minutes. Jimmy for ten minutes, yeah. [ laughter ] ten minutes is a long time. He really liked that particular piece and he was like, yo. Jimmy did he tell you at the time that he like