[ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us right here on a special night. You join us on what is hands down our wettest show of the year. Our most beloved summer tradition happens tonight. Directly behind our theater we have erected this beautiful aboveground swimming pool. It cost us more than 40 million to build this. And it was worth every penny. [ laughter ] because tonight were going to grab random people off the street, ask them to disrobe and do a belly flop on television for you. It is our 11th annual [ cheers and applause ] pedestrian belly flop competition. It started back in 2006. And from time to time people ask me why a belly flop contest every year . And to those people i say, mom, go to bed, were doing this. [ laughter ] my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard right now. Sal, are the streets full of bellies and hopeful floppers there . Oh, weve got some big ones, some flat ones. Weve got everything for you. Jimmy good. Lets meet some of them, then. Heres a big one. Jimmy all right. Okay. [ applause ] whats your name . Cesar. Jimmy cesar, where are you from . Lodi, california. Jimmy what do you do for a living . I drive a forklift. Jimmy you drive a forklift. Yes. Jimmy ive always wanted to drive a forklift. Is it fun . Pretty fun, yeah. Pretty fun. Jimmy do you ever pick up your coworkers cars and move them around in the park lot . I havent got there yet but im trying to, man. Jimmy something to shoot for. Would you be willing to take off your clothes, put on a slightly used bathing suit and jump in our pool . Yeah. Ill do it just for you. Jimmy all right. Come on through, then, cesar. [ cheers and applause ] thats exciting. I think we already know whos going to win. [ laughter ] who else do we have out there, cousin sal . Come on in. Hi. Jimmy oh, hi, how are you . Good. How are you . Jimmy whats your name . Brittany. Jimmy brittany. You dont look like you have much of a belly there to do flopping with. Do you think you can do this . Yeah, i hope so. Jimmy this is a competition you feel like you can actually win . Yeah, maybe. Jimmy where are you from . Spokane, washington. Jimmy oh, spokane, washington. What do you do up there in spokane . I work at a tanning salon. I do spray tans. Jimmy oh, thats perfect for this, then. Yeah. I guess. Jimmy you come on through also. All right. Just send those through right there, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] hey, cesar. How are you doing . Round up a few more and well check back in. You got it. Jimmy well make a whole night of this. Hey, President Trump began the day with a tweet apparently. He has a twitter account. Did you know this . [ laughter ] this morning he tweeted just out of the blue, the white house is functioning perfectly, focused on health care, tax cuts, reform and many other things. I have very little time for watching tv. [ laughter ] sorry. [ laughter ] why would he specifically mention that he doesnt have time for tv . I think i know why. I was thinking about it. Yesterday there was a report that he was holed up all day watching tv while the whole thing with his son was going on. I bet he saw that on tv. [ laughter ] and then had to tweet to let us know he isnt watching tv, he doesnt have any time to watch tv. One thing President Trump definitely did watch was his son juniors interview with sean hannity last night on fox news. Trump said his son was open, transparent, and innocent. Which thats three lies in four words. Thats a new thats 75 thats a new record. [ cheers and applause ] little donald was on fox news last night for an oldfashioned sean hannity reacharound. And i guess his goal was to put a positive spin on this meeting with the russian who he believed or hoped had damaging information on Hillary Clinton during the campaign. But he still doesnt seem to understand whats wrong with what he did. Again, i didnt know there was any credibility. I didnt know if there was anything behind it. I cant vouch for the information. Someone sent me an email. I cant help what someone sends me. You know . I read it. I responded accordingly. Jimmy right. Whats he supposed to do . I mean, when like a nigerian prince says hes going to transfer 30 million in your account, you give him the number to your account. [ laughter ] unless youre some kind of an idiot. [ laughter ] by the way, everyones focused on donald jr. Lets not forget the soninlaw jared kushner, the Campaign Chairman paul manafort, they also went to that meeting. They didnt just wander in. This was not long after trump locked up the nomination. Im sure they were busy, but they blocked time out to go to a meeting with a russian lawyer none of them knew or had ever heard of. Meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ laughter ] i wanted to see if i could start djtj as a thing. [ laughter ] let me try it again. Meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ cheers and applause ] i like djtj a lot. I was very proud of myself when i thought of that earlier. Well, donald trump has sean spicer spinning things for him. Donald trump jr. Is now getting help from sean spicer jr. Quiet, please. Thank you for coming. Im here to clear up some poop youve been pooping about donald trump jr. First, donald jr. Would never meet with some russian lawyer lady because everyone knows ladies have cooties. And [ flatulence noise ] thank you. [ applause ] jimmy thank you, shorty spice. Oh, hey, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] calm down. This is not a strip club. Everybody relax. [ laughter ] all right. Back to the hannity interview. It wasnt exactly hardhitting. It was more like soft rubbing in a way. But hannity did at least have the sense to ask if this meeting with the russian was a onetime thing. Did you ever meet with any other person from russia that you know of . I dont even know. Ive probably met with other people from russia. Certainly not in the campaign. Not in the context of actually a formalized meeting or anything like that. Because why would i . Jimmy i may have met with them but not in the context of a meeting. Sometimes i had lunch with them but not in the context of a meal. And one time we may have had sex but we only touched ourselves. There was no interaction between us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there have been no reports. Thus far we dont know that he met with other russians. We decided to do some research ourselves. We dont just sit on our hands waiting around for news to happen. We went around town today to ask russians living here in l. A. If they ever had a meeting with donald trump jr. Have you ever met with this guy . No, i didnt saw him before. Youve never seen him . No. Sorry. Have you met with this guy . No. I havent. You never had a meeting with him . No. Have you ever met with this guy . No. Have you ever met with this guy . No. If he asked to meet with you, would you meet with him . I think no. Would you meet with this guy . No. Have you met with him . I try to say. Its hard to say. Its hard to say. So you may have sat down and had a meeting with him . For what reason . I dont know. You tell me. You wouldnt date him . No. No. Do you think hes goodlooking . Mm, little bit. Hes a good man. Hes a good man . Nice guy, good man, from good family. But what gonna happen life show you. I dont know what to say. Did putin tell you to say that . Putin . Excuse me. Im far away from putin. 30 years im without putin. Do you want to say goodbye to him . Goodbye. Do you want to give him a kiss . No, i dont think so. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. We whittled it down. Meanwhile, at the Staples Center here in l. A. Floyd mayweather and Conor Mcgregor are going to fight on august 26th in las vegas. Its a boxing match, which means mcgregors not a boxer. He fights in the ufc. Hes going to have to keep his feet to himself. It will really be an interesting fight. But this was some press conference. Guillermo was there on an important assignment. Was it tense . Guillermo very tense, jimmy. Jimmy it was very tense. So guillermo was able to score two exclusives. This boxing exclusivo with Floyd Mayweather and Conor Mcgregor. Guillermo hey, you guys. Mayweather. Mayweather. Mayweather. Whats up . Talk to me. Guillermo mayweather, i want to ask you a question. Ask it. Guillermo okay. Hey. Who will win in a fight, you or rocky iii . Whos rocky iii . Guillermo remember rocky iii . He lost to clubber lang in rocky 3. He lost. Guillermo he did . But then he also won. He came back and won. Guillermo he won. Hes a winner like you. He lost then he win then he lose, then he win. Who will win . I dont know. Guillermo mayweather, all america wants to know, what happened if you have to go to the bathroom with those wearing gloves . Im just going to pee on myself. Guillermo yeah . [ laughter ] ill pee on myself. Its just like sweating. Guillermo me too. People wont know the difference. They wont know the difference. Just pee. Guillermo ill give you a hug for good luck. Thank you, mayweather. Thank you. Guillermo hey, my friend. Whatever you want to do. Whats up, jimmy . Guillermo conor, i have a very important question. Careful on the suit guillermo all right. Sorry. I have a very important question. They say mexicans and ireland are the same because they like two things. Can you tell me which things they are . Fighting and [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we love latinos. Guillermo let me give you a hug. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well done. Thank you, guillermo. Some very hardhitting questions. Oh, look at this. Here come the rest of our belly floppers. Yes, belly floppers. Welcome. Come on through. Hi, everybody. How are you doing . Seems like too many. All right. There we go. We have to take a break. When we come back, weve got a pool full of water. Weve got a panel of celebrity judges. And weve got a dozen half naked people. So when we return, our 11th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by geico. Youre gonna have dizziness, nausea, and sweaty eyelids. And in certain cases chronic flatulence. No sooooo gassy girl. So gassy. If youre boyz ii men, you make anything sound good. Its what you do. If you want to save 15 percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Next next get your dorm room ready and take an extra 15 off. Twin xl bedding sets are only 42. 49 desk lamps are just 21. 24 and a keurig mini is 67. 99. Game on. Kohls. What bad back . Gels work so fast youll ask what pulled hammy . Advil liqui gels make pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer what pain . Advil. Im going on a targetrun, you need anything . Toilet paper. Cereal. Maybe some chew toys. Got it get everyday low prices on everyday essentials, targetrun and done. Which one of you the cheetos snacks . Okay, ive given you guys a chance to confess. This little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetos dust. Whaaaaat . Gloria . Kids . [meow] when did we get a cat . Dangerously cheesy. Im going to take they sky jet. The Samsung Galaxy s8 get threeat best buy. Lars off jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Adam carolla, Jacob Batalon and music from the kills is coming. Right now it is time for our 11th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. Lets go live to our official belly flop pool with our official belly flop security guard. Guillermo, hows the water . Have you tested the water yourself . Guillermo yes, jimmy, it is nice and warm. Jimmy its nice and warm. Lets meet our expert panel of judges. First up a 12time olympic medalist in swimming. Ryan lochte is here with us. Ryan. [ cheers and applause ] ryan, when the olympics come to los angeles, should belly flopping be an official event . Yes. 100 . Jimmy and ryan, have you ever belly flopped . Do you even have a belly on you . Im not sure you do. Ive got a little belly. Jimmy all right. Very good. Ryan lochte is here. Our next judge is a model, actress, recording artist. You read a lot about her on bossup. Say hello to amber rose. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you have the absolute perfect hairstyle for a poolrelated event. Its like youre already wearing a swim cap. I came prepared. Jimmy you did come prepared. And finally, in the anchor position, businessman slash entrepreneur, he happens to be one of the shark tank sharks. Damon john. Damon, hello. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy damon, would it be inappropriate for someone to pitch you a product during this competition . Absolutely. Jimmy it would. All right. Then i wont. All right. Guillermo, lets bring out flopper number one, who is cesar. We met him on the street just moments ago. Hello there, cesar. How are you . Pretty good. Pretty good. Jimmy cesar, youre a big fellow. Yes, i am. Jimmy and i do believe the judges will handicap this because it is funny that your parents named you after a salad. [ laughter ] all right, cesar. Ready . Jimmy weve got to have a big splash. We want we would like to see those judges soaking wet after you hit the pool. Are you ready to do this . Ready. Jimmy lets have a countdown, please. Guillermo. Guillermo three, two, one jimmy and here comes cesar. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Lets take a look at the wow. Cesar has so much more hair on his back than i realized. Ryan, you give cesar what score . A 9. Very good. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you give cesar a 10. [ cheers and applause ] damon. Also a 10. Thats 29 points. [ cheers and applause ] cesar, you did very, very well. How do you feel about that flop . Pretty good, man. Jimmy i dont know that theres any water left in the pool. I dont think so. Jimmy all right. Enjoy this hot dog. Thank you very much. [ laughter ] time to take a look at your competition. Lets meet our next flopper, who is brittany. Hello, brittany. Hi. Jimmy brittany, that is a spray tan you have right now. A little bit, yeah. Jimmy okay. Very good. Brittany, what were you supposed to be doing tonight . Just Walking Around hollywood. Thats about it. Jimmy well, you know what . You can keep the bikini and keep Walking Around after this. I dont think so. Its going to jimmy brittany, are you ready to belly flop . I am. Jimmy is that ring rustproof in your navel . Oh. Yeah. I think so. Jimmy guillermos going to count you down. Guillermo, begin the counting. Guillermo three, two, one [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets take a look at the replay here. I do want the judges to keep in mind that brittany weighs like 75 pounds. [ laughter ] ryan lochte, you begin. Ryan gives brittany a 9. Ryan. Wait a minute. You do know there are other numbers in that thing, right . Yes, i do. [ laughter ] jimmy i know you spend a lot of time underwater. I dont know whats going on. All right. Amber rose. Amber gives brittany a 10 amber, same note as i gave ryan just moments ago. Shes a girl. Im going to give all the girls 10s. Jimmy okay. Very good. And finally, damon gives oh, he gives brittany an 8. [ boos ] well, the audience doesnt like it. But damon, you are used to giving Harsh Criticism and judgment. And brittany, you did pretty well. I mean, listen, cesars a big fellow. You had a big hill to climb there. But very well done. Please enjoy that hot dog. And i want to we have one more flopper for this segment. And it is who, guillermo . Who is this gentleman . What is your name, sir . Richard. Jimmy richard, where are you from . El paso, texas. Jimmy what were you doing, richard, when we pulled you off the street . What were you up to . I wasnt doing anything. My wife volunteered me for this. Jimmy your wife volunteered you. And my girls said no, daddy, dont do it. [ laughter ] Jimmy Richard, have you always had very little in the way of body hair . Yeah. Jimmy okay. Well, you know, youre perfectly aerodynamic for this event. Thank you. Jimmy you have guillermo, rub his stomach for good luck and tell me if guillermo oh, my god. Its soft, jimmy. Jimmy it feels like a sea lion, yes . Guillermo very soft. Yeah. Jimmy you have to have a perfect score to beat cesar here, richard. Thats going to be tough. Jimmy here we go. Lets count you down. Guillermo. Guillermo three, two, one jimmy and lets look at the replay because i feel like maybe richard got most of this in his mouth. Oh, yeah. [ laughter ] all right. Lets go to our judges. Ryan. Ryan gives him a 10 ryans now overreacting to my notes. Amber. Amber gives richard a 10 and damon. Its going to be up to you to add some common sense into this particular endeavor. 10 [ cheers and applause ] richard, i dont know how it happened. You didnt pay the judges off, did you . No. Jimmy you didnt. All right. Well, youre in the lead right now. There you go. You get three hot dogs for your perfect score. Well have more bellies and flops as the show continues. I feel like the integrity of the sport has been compromised. I really do. We have a great show tonight. We have music from the kills. From spiderman homecoming Jacob Batalon is here. And well be right back with adam carolla. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] guys, everybody quiet down. Cause this is my jam. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. Except for every ladies night. Vegetarian. Only glad has forceflex to prevent rips, leaks, and punctures. So whatever you throw in the bag. Stays in the bag. Be happy, its glad. In our house, we go through a lot of mom et paper. So we switched to new charmin super mega roll. Get six regular rolls in one with charmin super mega roll our longest lasting roll. Guaranteed to fit. Enjoy the go with charmin. 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