I missed you. I missed all terribly this week. I missed you terribly, guillermo. And you know what i miss . All the many people donald trump fired while we were gone. [ laughter ] President Trump is coming off his worst week since his last worst week, which i think was the week before last week. [ laughter ] since we went away for vacation sean spicers out, Reince Priebus is out. Trumpcare is dead. And kim jong un has a missile that can reach new york. And weirdlyi dont feel tired from all the winning yet. I really dont. [ laughter ] the president has been very busy repealing and replacing his staff. Most notably Anthony Scaramucci, the mooch, who ten days ago was named the White House Communications director. Today hes out of a job. Fired on the morning. The new white house chief of staff john kelly started. Scaramucci, last week he called a reporter at the new yorker. You probably know he had a number of unflattering and filthy things to say about his colleagues reince appreciateus and steve bannon. President trump reportedly felt those comments were inappropriate. And you know, hes a very say what you like about him, very appropriate person. [ laughter ] so he fired scaramucci. And this is whats great about donald trump. Every time he does anything you can find a tweet that contradicts it 100 . [ laughter ] heres one. Wow, was ted cruz disloyal to his very capable director of communications. He used him as a scapegoat, fired like a dog. Well, woof. [ laughter ] its unbelievable. Its only a matter of time before Trump Replaces ivanka with tiffany trump. [ laughter ] so far we have not heard from Anthony Scaramucci. Hes not done an interview. But i notice that he follows me on twitter. So i sent him a direct message. And i think we have him on the phone already. Joining us telephonically now, former White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci. Anthony, are you there . [ cheers and applause ] am i here . Of course im [ bleep ] here. Where the [ bleep ] should i be . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know. I was just saying hello. I was just yeah, well, lets not just sit here [ bleep ] each other. Ask your question [ bleep ] face. Jimmy all right. Well, tell me how you were fired, i guess is how was i fired . How the [ bleep ] do you think . [ laughter ] a magic owl flew in my [ bleep ] window while i was taking a dump. They [ bleep ] fired me. [ laughter ] jimmy why were you fired, then . You want to know why i was fired . The president doesnt want anybody working for him who has a bigger [ bleep ] than his. [ laughter ] you hear that Sarah Huckabee sanders . Watch your back. Jimmy oh, come on now. How did you feel when you were let go after how did i feel . How did i feel . What the [ bleep ] kind of question is that how did i feel . Huh . I feel like the president grabbed me by the [ bleep ]. Thats how i feel. [ laughter ] now, if youll excuse me, i have to go get a [ bleep ] job and hire a lawyer to sue the [ bleep ] out of my [ bleep ] wife. Jimmy well, thank you so much for taking the time to yeah, [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] jimmy that is Anthony Scaramucci. The mooch. How did we lose the mooch already . [ cheers and applause ] you know, ill say it. The minute you open your heart to someone theyre gone just like that. Meanwhile, donald trump tweeted about Reince Priebus, who he fired. He wrote, we accomplished a lot together, and i am proud of him. Which thats two lies in one sentence. [ laughter ] Reince Priebus. This poor guy. It will be easier for Reince Priebus to go into a souvenir shop and find a novelty license plate with his name on it than it will to find a job after this. [ laughter ] and the staff of the white house is said to be rattled. But even with all the the tumult trumps moving ahead full speed. So we slowed him down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ sloweddown music ] [ sloweddown speech ] were able to start nipping it in the bud. Weve nipped it in the bud. Lets call it start. Nipping it. In the in the bud. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nipping it in the bud and smoking it. This is good. The president may have trouble selling his agenda but he has plenty of other stuff to sell. I got a box the other day. We signed up for a monthly club. Its kind of like a fruit of the month club. But this is a trump version of that. We saw an offer that said get your big league box. Thats it. Every month as a recurring donor you will receive a hand picked bundle of exclusive and vintage donald j. Trump merchandise. We paid 49 a month, which is the least you can pay. And this is the first box we got. And lets see what is in this box. All right. So there is what appears to be an inauguration tote bag. Yes. A tote bag. [ applause ] all right. Four red solo cups. [ applause ] that say oh, boy. These are nice. What do these say on them . These say 45th president donald j. Trump, and his inauguration date. While you get drunk, you can enjoy those. [ laughter ] and what else . Oh, and oh, and some beer coozies. Its like a swag bag you get at a monster truck rally. [ cheers and applause ] so there you go. I cant wait to see what we get next month. Maybe a squirrel that got hit by a truck with his name on it. [ laughter ] this is a real thing too. Although this does not seem to be affiliated with donald trump himself. This is a real advertisement for a product that is targeted at who i have no idea. The wind whispered through the forest. A storm is coming. You cannot defeat the storm. From the trees rose a resounding voice. I fear nothing. I come when the trumpet sounds. I am the storm. The Great American grizzly. Introducing the original trumpy bear. The fearless, super plush american grizzly. Trumpy bear was born june 14th, flag day. Just find the secret zipper and pull out the american flagthemed blanket. Then wrap yourself in the red, white and blue for comfort and warmth. Show your patriotism and proudly display trumpy on flag day and on any american holiday. God bless america, and god bless trumpy bear. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy well, amen to that. Amen. I love that. I love everything about that. I love the product. I love the copy, the acting. I love the announcer. Ive never heard a man more passionate about a stuffed animal before. And by the way, if that didnt sell you on it, wait, theres more. Trumpy bear sits proudly at the front of the motorcycle for all the world to see and loves to cruise with his brother. Im a former marine, and im proud to have trumpy bear ride by my side. Once a marine, always a marine. Everyone knows trumpy bear loves to go to the golf course. When i ride with trumpy bear, he makes my golf game great again. Thank you, trumpy bear. Trumpy bear can pop up anywhere. Simply style his trademark hair and place it in his favorite chair. Even the toughest guys will love trumpy bear. When americas great, business is great. When business is great, im great. I love you, trumpy bear. I am an army veteran. I am proud to own the trumpy bear. And i will always be proud to be an american. Order the super plush trumpy bear for only two payments of 19. 95 and receive a special certificate of authenticity. Dont miss out on owning a piece of american history. Order now for only two payments of 19. 95. Trumpy, the most fearless bear anywhere. Jimmy thats right. He will kick winnie the poohs ass. [ cheers and applause ] dont forget it. I bet that thing is made in china. Id bet anything. We need to order one of those. And get me one of these, too, while were at it. From the deepest sewer in long island rose a resounding voice. I am a straight shooter. Available for an extremely limited time. The scaramucci poochy. The Scaramucci Poochie was born on july 21st, national salami day. Find the secret zipper to pull obscenities out of his mouth. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Thanks to Scaramucci Poochie i can now suck my own [ bleep ]. Warning, Scaramucci Poochie may disappear after ten days. Hi. Im an american who loves america. My Scaramucci Poochie is always at my side. Where is he . The Scaramucci Poochie. Dont be a [ bleep ] paranoid schizophrenic. Order now. Available at walgreens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyve got everything. They really do. Meanwhile, did you see Chris Christie at the baseball game . New jersey governor Chris Christie is in the middle of a make america hate him again tour. A few weeks ago he closed down the state beach in new jersey, then took his family to the state beach. And yesterday he was in milwaukee at the brewerscubs game and he got in a fight with a guy who yelled you suck at him. Appreciate that. What did he say to you . Huh . Theres secret service right there. What did he say . You want to act like a big shot . Jimmy that is so good. Hes cradling a container of nachos. [ laughter ] belt is up higher than his approval rating. Look at this still here. You know, if you didnt know what was going on it really could look like Chris Christie stole that mans nachos, right . [ laughter ] if i were the guy sitting i would have reached over and eaten one of those nachos right in the middle. This, by the way, is only the second most ridiculouslooking thing Chris Christie has done at a baseball game. Second only to this moment here. [ laughter ] that was the right reaction to have. It was. Hey, we have a fun show tonight. Channing tatum is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and Elisabeth Moss is here. And we have music tonight from a great band. I love these guys. The killers. Live from Caesars Palace in las vegas. There they are. David and brandon. Hometown boys in las vegas on the strip. Being from las vegas growing up there i would imagine this is a big deal. Could you have ever dreamed youd be playing right across the street from donnie and marie . Dreams do come true. Ronnie, your mom was a cocktail waitress at Caesars Palace, which thats got to be kind of strange playing there. It is. The guy who brought me room service was a friend. And that was a weird exchange. [ laughter ] jimmy i think of anyone who brings me room service as a friend, i will say. And brandon, your father was in thunder from down under, the stripper show. Right . Isnt that correct . Thats correct. [ laughter [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Well, guys, the new album from the killers, its their first in five years. Its called wonderful wonderful. And it is that. What songs are you going to do for us tonight on the show . Were going to do the man. Were going to do run for cover. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good. Well see you later. Dont let ronnies mother bring you too many drinks. 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[ cheers and applause ] you can see the killers on tour starting wednesday in milwaukee, and after our show tonight go to jimmykimmellivemusic. Com to see the whole constant frrt Caesars Palace. It will be right there before your very ice. Tomorrow night Kate Beckinsale will be here, the cofounder of Reddit Alexis ohanian will join us, and well have music from justin moore, and later this week, robert pattinson, david alan grier, mike colter, and music from r. Lum. R. So please join us for all of that. Our first guest tonight is a very talented man whose presence alone inspires americans to break into song. His excellent new movie is called logan lucky. It opens in theaters august 18th. Please welcome Channing Tatum. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on with your tie . Yes. This is a [ cheers and applause ] this is a new artist in town. Her name is jimmy whats that . This is a new artist thats in town. Her name is e. T. Jimmy e. T. . Yeah. Its just my daughter. Jimmy she made you a tie . She did. Jimmy was it a fathers day thing or just for the heck of it . She pretty much paints all my stuff. Jimmy did she go into your closet and take that and paint it or no, they did this one at school. Jimmy oh, wow. We get nothing of use when i was my kids were little. Maybe my new set of kids will be better than the old one. [ laughter ] youve got to get them in there. Im going to start selling these actually. Jimmy i think you could. I thought it was like a designer thing or something. One day ill wear the shoes. The shoes, we have converse as well. Jimmy she paints your shoes also. And he i have like four or five pair. Jimmy when she gets to your suits, is that where you draw the line . No, she could do that as well. I dont know. Its like a talking piece. You dont have to talk about yourself. Youll be like yeah, the tie. Jimmy this is the best thing about having money. Your kids can ruin everything in your house and you dont have to freak out. [ laughter ] thats true. Jimmy last time you were here you were working living in las vegas on the magic mike live stage show that theyre doing there. [ cheers ] what was that like . Did you enjoy being in las vegas . Was that something was it what you expected it would be . No. Well, i lived in the Hard Rock Hotel for a minute, and that was a little too crazy. Jimmy how long were you living in the hotel . For about a week. And then i was like i need out. Ive got to get out. Ive got to get a house out i mean, its like zombies on friday nights. Everybodys just like throwing up in the lobby. [ laughter ] its insane. So i got a house outside. And its amazing, man. I ride dirt bikes. You can just ride out like into the desert. And i would ride back to the casino really early in the morning after like a morning ride and i would be like fully like in my helmet, goggles and everything just like walking into the casino. Jimmy would you valet park your dirt bike . Yeah. Jimmy you would. Yeah. Jimmy hand it to the guy the security guys on the first day i think were really tripped out. They were like i think they thought i was going to rob the place or something. Because you cant see my face. And then i was like hey, whats up . And they were like, what did you do . We almost like body slammed you. Jimmy and when you were working, setting this show up, obviously youre working on the staging and the logo and the lighting and all that stuff, but also you have to pick dancers, right . Yeah. We need more dancers, actually. Jimmy now you need more dancers . A ton more dancers. All my guys are getting hurt. Jimmy i would love to help you pick these gentlemen, young men, right . You want to be one . Jimmy no, i dont. Come on. [ cheers ] jimmy nobody wants that. I know you have experience. We talked about this before. Jimmy i was a valet parker outside a strip club. They didnt let me inside the strip club. That could be your act. Like youre getting out of the car. Im giving you your keys. Jimmy ill take your keys. Boom chicka boom jimmy im wearing a little vest. Yeah, very little vest. Jimmy do the dancers have like fake jobs . No. Theyre professionals. Jimmy theyre not like firemen and cops and youve got to come see the show. Jimmy no, i dont why would i come to see the show . [ laughter ] guys love it. On the first week there was a guy who was there who came with his wife. Im pretty sure she convinced him it was an actual magic show. And he didnt know what to think. By the end of the show he was up getting her drinks and just dancin