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Jimmy thats very nice. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. I appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] i do. I want to apologize. We had so much fun stuff planned for you tonight. We worked on it all day. We had a bachelor in paradise, kids going back to school. We were going to talk about theres a horrible new pair of uggs we were going to discuss. I even thought hey, maybe we wont talk about donald trump much tonight. And then he opened his mouth and all manner of stupid came out. [ laughter ] and im not joking when i say i would feel more comfortable if Cersei Lannister was running this country at this point. [ laughter ] this press conference today. I dont know if you saw this. I know a lot of you are here on vacation. It started it was supposed to be a press conference about infrastructure, and it ended with our president making an angry and passionate defense of white supremacists. It was like if your Book Club Meeting turned into a cock fight. It really was remarkable. [ laughter ] i dont know who decided it would be a good idea to send him out there to talk to reporters today. But whoever did obviously misread his state of mind and the mood in this country right now. I feel like i can say this with reasonable certainty. The president is completely unhinged. The wheels are off the wagon and hurtling toward the moon right now. [ laughter ] i have some clips to show you. And before i do i want to say clips are one thing. You know, theyre edited down. We choose them for content. But if you get a chance go online and watch the whole press conference from beginning to end. Its astonishing. The only thing i can compare it to is remember when mike tyson bit Evander Holyfields ear off . And then he bit his other ear off . [ laughter ] this was the president ial equivalent of that. Trump wasnt even scheduled to take questions today. He was going to give a brief update on an executive order he signed to boost infrastructure. But reporters wanted to ask about his weak response to what happened in charlottesville, and things went infrastrucing nuts from there. Honestly if the press was not fake and was honest the press would have said what i said was very nice. But unlike you and excuse me. Unlike you and unlike the media, before i make a statement i like to know the facts. Jimmy thats right. Hes very careful about that. [ laughter ] like the fact that ted cruzs father killed jfk and obama was born in kenya. Hes a stickler for the facts. [ laughter ] so when they got to his statement about putting the blame for the murder and the hate crimes in charlottesville on many sides, not just the nazis and klan members, a statement he tried to soften yesterday by specifically denouncing those groups, not only did he go back to his original statement. He doubled down and actually defended their actions. When you say the altright, define altright to me. You define it. Go ahead. Im saying no, define it for me. Senator mccain defined them as the same group okay, what about the altleft that came charging excuse me. What about the altleft that came charging at as you say the altright . Do they have any semblance of guilt . Let me ask you this. What about the fact they came charging, that they came charging with clubs in their hands, swinging clubs . Do they have any problem . I think they do. Jimmy i think we do. [ laughter ] i think is i think we might need an altpresident right now. I will tell you something. I watched this very closely, much more closely than you people watched it. And you have you had a group on one side that was bad and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent. And nobody wants to say that. But ill say it right now. Jimmy dont say it right now. [ laughter ] dont ever. So he put blame on both sides. But he also had kind words for both sides. Neonazis started this. They came to charlottesville, they showed up in charlottesville excuse me. Excuse me. They didnt you had some very bad people in that group. But you also had people that were very fine people. On both sides. Jimmy very fine people on both sides. Lets look at some of the very fine people on the trump side there. This is from the rally on friday. You will not replace us jimmy so heres the thing. If youre with a group of people and theyre chanting things like jews will not replace us and you dont immediately leave that group, you are not a very fine person. [ cheers and applause ] and by the way, today david deux, who is a very fine former grand wizard of the kkk, tweeted thank you President Trump for your honesty and courage to tell the truth about charlottesville. When david duke thanks you for your honesty and courage, something has gone awry. [ laughter ] and then after all this, after 15 straight minutes of unprecedented insanity, and you really should watch the whole thing, our president , as he left the podium, said this. Thank you all very much. Thank you. Thank you. Do you plan to go to charlottesville, mr. President . Good afternoon and welcome to the lead. And wow. That was something else. Hes still talking. Lets stay listening. Its in charlottesville. Youll see. Where is it is the winery. I mean, i know a lot about charlottesville. Charlottesville is a great place thats been very badly hurt over the last couple of days. I own actually one of the large yft wineries in the united states. Its in charlottesville. Jimmy he cant resist a plug. He just cant. [ laughter ] my wine is fantastic. Especially the white. [ laughter ] there are some very fine bottles. [ cheers and applause ] this is so crazy. Everybodys been asking, you think trumps going to last four years . Im wondering now if any of us are going to last four years. This is i havent screamed at my tv this much since mcdreamy died really is the last time. [ laughter ] the only person whos happy right now is sean spicer. Hes doing backflips wherever the hell he is. Ive been thinking about this. I want to speak to those of you who voted for donald trump. And first of all, i want to say i get it. I actually do. Youre unhappy with the way things were going. You wanted someone to come in and shake things up. You didnt want business as usual. Nothing ever seems to get done. Its always the same. These candidates make a lot of promises that go nowhere. It happens over and over again. And youre sick of it. And so this guy shows up riding down a golden escalator. Hes not part of the political establishment. In fact, hes the opposite of that. Hes a billionaire. Maybe. Hes written books. Hes not politically correct. Hes not even correct usually. [ laughter ] he talks tough. He wants to drain the swamp. Sometimes he can be funny. He rips into his opponents in a way politicians never do, have never done before. And you thought, you know what . This guys different and thats what i want. Different. Lets roll the dice, lets get him in there, have him run the country like a business. Cut the dead weight, toughen everyone up. Lets shake this etchasketch hard and start over. So you vote for him. You pick him over jeb bush and ted cruz and john kasich and a dozen other republicans whose names we forgot. And ultimately he beats them. He strolls in, he beats all of these guys. These guys who have been in politics forever. And then he beats the ultimate political insider, hillary clinton, a woman whos been running for office a woman who ran for president of her mothers uterus in the womb. Forever. [ laughter ] he beats her. Everyone said he couldnt. [ applause ] everyone said he wouldnt. But he did. And its exciting because this is your guy. You picked a horse like 351 and somehow it paid off. So now hes the president. And it starts off okay. Meets with president obama and they seem to have a nice conversation. Then he moves into the white house. Right off the bat hes angry at the media for reporting the crowd at his inauguration was smaller than he thought it was. Which was weird but not important really. And he claimed and stopped raining when he was speaking at his inaugural address, which everyone could see it was raining. But okay. It was his first week. You give him a break. Sew gets in there, hires his daughter. He hires his soninlaw. Demands an investigation of voter fraud even though he won the election. [ laughter ] he calls the Prime Minister of australia and hangs up on him. He wont shake Angela Merkels hand. He doesnt know Frederick Douglass isnt alive. He claims he cant release his tax returns because theyre under audit, then says hes not going to release them at all. He signs a ban on muslims that he claims isnt a ban on muslims. He compliments the president of the philippines for murdering drug addicts. Hours after a terror attack in london he starts a fight with their mayor. After criticizing obama for playing golf he plays golf every weekend. He accidentally shares classified intelligence with the russians. He tweets a typo at midnight, then wakes up and claims it was a secret message. [ laughter ] he praises jim comey in october, calls him a coward in june. He fires him. He lashes out at his own attorney general for recusing himself from an investigation. He hires the mooch, he fires the mooch. He bans the transgender in the military without telling anyone in the military hes doing it. He plays chicken with kim jong un. And thats just some of the list. If i went through all of it it would be longer than the menu at the cheesecake factory. It would be huge. [ applause ] so here he is by every reasonable account, and im using his own words here, he is a total disaster. He screws up royally every day. Sometimes two or three times a day. We cant keep up with it. Things come out of nowhere. Every day theres something nuts. But youve been trying to ignore it because you dont want to admit to these smug annoying liberals that they were right. Thats the last thing you want to do. But the truth is deep down inside you know you made a mistake. You know you picked the wrong guy. And it isnt getting better. Its getting worse. So you can do one of two things. You can dig in like Chris Christie at a hometown buffet. [ laughter ] or you can treat the situation like you would if youd put star wars wallpaper up in the kitchen. All right, i got caught up. I was excited. I made a mistake. [ laughter ] and now it needs to go. Well, now he does need to go. So its time for especially you who voted for him [ cheers and applause ] to tell him to go. Please. Think about it. It makes it he doesnt even want to be president. Hes miserable. But he wont resign because his ego is too big. He cant do it. So either we impeach him, which could happen but it might not, or we do what he would do in this situation. We negotiate. We make a deal. And i know this is going to sound nuts, but i have an idea. So hear me out on this. I think this could solve all our problems. Were all going to have to be on board with this. Instead of president we make donald trump king. [ laughter ] okay . We make him the first king of america. Think about it. England has a queen. She lives in a palace. Everyone makes a big deal when she shows up. She has no power at all. In the morning they put a crown on her head, she stands there and waves, she goes back to bed. Thats. If the queen were to walk out on the balcony and open her shirt nothing over there would change. The queen could be completely bonkers, it would make no difference at all. Shed still be queen, it would still be fine. Thats what we need to do with donald trump. We need to set him up in a castle, maybe in florida. Lead him to the top. And then lock the door to that castle. [ cheers and applause ] forever. Everyone can call him your highness. Maybe we give him a scepter that he can hold. He can sit there watching fox friends, maybe chip golf balls out of the window of his tower. Theres no way he turns that deal into. If we tell him hes going to be the king. Weve got to get creative here. Because enough is desperate times call for desperate measures. And im asking you, the people who supported donald trump, to step in and help for the good of this country. Mike pence is ready. Hes boring. Hes relatively sane. He looks like a neighbor you might borrow a lawnmower from. [ laughter ] lets get him in there before its too late. Lets make America Great britain again. [ cheers and applause ] theres never been a Greater Division just about than what we have right now. The hatred, the animosity. I will bring people together. Im going to bring people together. You watch. Were going to bring people together. Jimmy well, we are watching. Well be right back with floyd mayweather. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by subaru. class ewwww boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. mom honey, honey, honey, honey vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get 0 apr financing for 63 months on all new 2017 Subaru Legacy models. Now through august 31st. Its your glass of willpower that helps keep cravings. Far, far away. Feel less hungry with the natural fiber in clinically. Proven meta appetite control. From metamucil. Rok y . We got pencils, yes we do wideruled notebooks, scissors, glue weve got ice cream. 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[ laughter ] on august 26th in las vegas he returns to the ring to fight ufc champion Conor Mcgregor in the unlikeliest matchup since batman versus superman. Please welcome floyd money mayweath mayweather. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing . Thanks for coming. Its great to have you here. Thanks. Jimmy i know youre training right now. This is a serious time for you, isnt it . Its cool. Jimmy how are you feeling . I feel like money. [ laughter ] jimmy you have the nicest teeth of any boxer ive ever met. You really do have beautiful teeth. Yeah. Jimmy do people tell you that offense . Defense. Defense. Jimmy thats right. You never get hit so nothing ever happens. Thats what its about. Don jimmy dont you think in a time like this, and i know this is a big fight, that it would be a great message if instead of fighting you and conor get in the ring and instead of fighting you just talk your differences out. [ laughter ] wouldnt that be a wonderful message . No. Jimmy it wouldnt . No. We want to give people what they want to see. Excitement. Jimmy all right. You can do that too. Yes. Jimmy theyre saying this is going tonight biggest fight of all time. Do you think it will be . Its going at the right pace. At the pace right now that were going its going to be bigger than the pacquiao fight. Jimmy that was a big fight. I talked about this before. I feel like i owe the fans. Since me and pacquiao didnt get the fans a blockbuster, me and mcgregor should give the fans a blockbuster. Jimmy youre going to bust his block is whats going to happen, right . [ applause ] yes. Jimmy do you genuinely dislike Conor Mcgregor . Yes. [ laughter ] i dont like him at all. Jimmy does it help you when you dont like the guy youre fighting to train and to be motivated . It really doesnt matter, you know. If the payday there and the fans want to see it, then were going to make it happen. Jimmy do you dislike Manny Pacquiao . No, i dont dislike him. Jimmy did you dislike him before the fight . No. Jimmy is there a thing that happens after the fight where you actually start to have an affection for the other guy, where you feel like okay no, i dont mean in a weird way. Where youre like, you know like i remember being on the playground [ laughter ] go ahead. Im listening. Jimmy will you make love to Conor Mcgregor [ laughter ] uhuh. Jimmy thats not what i mean. But it doesnt matter. It makes no difference. This is something that i think this is an interesting fight just because its different than any other fight thats come before. Yes. Jimmy but this is something thats painted on the wall at Conor Mcgregors gym. He has a i guess thats you being punched hard in the face by him. Did you guys pose for this or was this just [ laughter ] i guess its something that they just made up. Jimmy something they made up. Do you think theyre going to paint over that when it goes as everyone seems to think its going to go . Im pretty sure. Jimmy you should buy that gym from him and knock it down with a wrecking ball. [ laughter ] we can do that. [ applause ] jimmy that would be something. You could potentially make how much money could you reasonably walk out of this fight with . 350 million. Jimmy 350 million. Yes. Jimmy wow. You love i know you love you love money, right . [ laughter ] its cool. Its cool. Jimmy how did you get the nickname money . Did you name yourself money or was somebody else they just started calling me that. Jimmy they just started calling you that. You always have a lot of money with you. A little bit. Jimmy i have a picture of this is from instagram. Youre on what looks like a private plane. My private plane. Jimmy your private plane. Sorry. With a whole lot of money and it looks like a couple of bowls of ketchup maybe also. [ laughter ] no. Those are cup holders. Jimmy oh, those are cup holders. Okay. [ laughter ] sorry. I dont have a private plane. What do you do with all this money . I mean, like do you use it . Enjoy it. Jimmy are you using the cash . You know, cash is king. Jimmy do you have an atm card . Im the human atm. [ laughter ] jimmy how do you even get this much money . What do you do . Work hard. Jimmy i know that. But like do you go to the bank and say i need all of it, i want all of the money in your bank . No, thats not what you do. You order it. You can order it. Jimmy oh, you can. And when you order a certain amount, when you order millions of dollars, a brinks truck comes to your home. Jimmy wow. Why not just drive around in one of those things . [ laughter ] at one particular time i had a brinks truck. Jimmy you did. I sold it. Yes. Jimmy who did you sell that to . Another guy who loved money. Jimmy another guy who loved money. [ laughter ] wow. [ applause ] so how many punches do you think conor will land in the entirety of the fight . Hes going to land shots because with this fight im going straight ahead. Normally its more taking my time, being very cautious. But this time im going straight ahead. Jimmy why are you doing that . To give him i want jimmy to make it more even . Youre giving him a handicap . The fans deserve it. Jimmy really . And the afterpartys going to be at my strip club. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, it is . You have your own strip club. Yes. Girl collection. Jimmy is it really called girl collection . Yes. Because we have a collection of the most prettiest women around the world. Jimmy and whos collecting those . Well, i guess the customers are going to be collecting them. Jimmy theyre going to be collecting. Theyre going to be collecting. Jimmy so youre going to have a party that the general public is invited to . Absolutely. After the fight. Jimmy really . Yes. Jimmy and you will be there . Yes. Jimmy at girl collection. Yes. Im going to be collecting. Jimmy youre going to be collecting. Youre going to make 350 million in one night and then youve got to go make another three grand afterwards . [ laughter ] make about 300,000. Jimmy 300,000. It wont hurt. Jimmy yeah. Wow. And you dont have to give lap dances or anything. Oh, no. I dont give lap dances. Last time i got a lap dance was 20 years ago. Jimmy really . That long ago . Yes. 20 years ago. Jimmy why . Just because. Jimmy you own a strip club. Yes. But i dont have to get a dance just because i own a strip club. Jimmy well, yeah, you kind of do. [ laughter ] no. No. Jimmy its a bad message to send to the customers. [ laughter ] no. I got into the strip Club Business because i knew that the breasts, vagina, music and alcohol will never go out of style. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy Floyd Mayweathers here. Well be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the newly redesigned hyundai sonata. The best sonata ever. See more at hyundai. Com. [intern] hey bradley, do you remember when i took your photo this morning . [boy] yea [intern] im afraid i have some terrible news. You have. Bug eyes here come the bugs ahh bugs everywhere uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna. Not really. My back right . Yes, you do. Every single time i. Get down there you are. You always have. My back my back music piano cover of guns n roses sweet child o mine jimmy back with floyd mayweather. Hes fighting Conor Mcgregor on august 26th. Its a big fight, obviously. You live you have a house in las vegas. Yes. Jimmy are you allowed to bet on yourself in this fight . Yes. Jimmy you are . Yes. Jimmy and will you bet on yourself . Yes. Jimmy youre not allowed to bet against yourself, i assume. Im never going to bet against myself. Never. Jimmy you know, the odds are lopsided. Obviously, youre a big favorite. But i feel like its such a strong bet. I feel like i might bet a lot of money win a little bit of money on you. Its worth it. Jimmy you think its worth it. Whatever you bet and you dont and if you dont win, ill give it back to you. Jimmy would you really . You got my word on it. Jimmy this is the best deal ever. [ applause ] wow. Im very excited right now. [ laughter ] so there are a lot of different kinds of bets. Its not just who wins or how they win. There are a lot of different bets. And i want to ask you about some of these because these are real what they call prop bets. Prop bets. Jimmy will Conor Mcgregor get knocked down or out . Its 1 to 3. You bet 300 to win 100. Will he get knocked down or out . I mean, thats a secret im going to tell you. I cant tell the world. Jimmy okay. I dont want to let everything out the bag. Jimmy do you feel like theres any chance this fight will go the distance . Absolutely not. Jimmy no way, right . Absolutely not. Jimmy will Justin Bieber walk into the ring with you . Im not really sure. You know, i think hes going through a lot right now. I dont think hes really in music, hes more into church right now. So im praying for him and wishing him nothing but the best. Hes going through a lot right now. Jimmy oh, he is. So thats a good one to bet against then. [ laughter ] [ applause ] were all going through a lot right now. Thats great. Will lil wayne be walking into the ring with you . Its possible. Jimmy its possible. Will lil wayne wear a shirt during the walkout . If you bet 200 on yes, you can win 100. If you bet 100 on no, you could win 160. Im not sure. Jimmy you dont have any you dont tell him no shirt or anything like that . I let them do whatever they want to do. My job is to go out there and fight. Jimmy do you think you that would well, what if conor kicks you in the head . What are you going to do . I know its against the rules. Thats a fine. Thats a huge fine. I dont think he want to lose probably 90 of his money or even more. Jimmy oh, is it 90 . I dont know what its going to be, but its going to be a heavy fine. Jimmy you didnt have to sign anything like that that says youre not going to kick him in the head, right . I dont do that. I follow by the queensbury rules of boxing. Jimmy right. Honestly, isnt it in a way like a rugby player trying to play in the super bowl, like go to the top level of the sport . No, because Conor Mcgregor is undefeated standing up. When he stands up and fight toe to toe, hes undefeated like myself. He lost three times, but the only time he lost was when he was on the ground in the octagon. But standing up hes undefeated. Jimmy but if hes on the ground in boxing hes definitely going to lose, right . [ laughter ] so its really kind of a i mean, i look forward to putting him there. I do look forward to putting him there. Jimmy its very interesting. Is there any chance that once this fight is done and presumably you win that you would fight conor in a mixed martial arts fight . As of right now, weve got to get past august 26th. Jimmy okay. Once we get past august 26th, then we could talk about other things. Jimmy very interesting. Wow. Thats interesting. Yes. Jimmy and you might actually answer the question. How much cash can one man carry around . Probably 50 million. Jimmy 50 million. Yes. Cash. Jimmy how heavy is that . Is that how you train . I can carry it by myself. You couldnt carry it. Jimmy 50 million in cash. Where are you headed . [ laughter ] probably to put it somewhere else. I had to think about that for a while. Jimmy i see. I have to go put it somewhere else. Jimmy well, if you buried it, i hope you remember where it is. [ laughter ] if somebody find it they can [ applause ] jimmy thanks for being here. Good luck. The fight is august 26th. Mayweather versus mcgregor. Live on showtime payperview. Well be right back with chrissy metz. Is not always easy. Psoriasis its a longdistance run. And you have the determination to keep going. 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Our next guest earned an emmy nomination for her role as kate pearson on tvs most popular show about a dead guy. This is us season 2 premieres september 26th. Please welcome chrissy metz. [ cheers and applause ] gentleman. Jimmy whats that . Such a gentleman. You wait for me to sit down. Jimmy thats what they say. I am a gentleman. How are you . How are you doing . Im so great. Jimmy its great to have you here. Im actually glad to be here. Like officially. Because i almost funny story. I came here ten years ago when i first moved to los angeles, aspiring to be an actress. Jimmy oh, really . Okay. And i almost got kicked out, jimmy. Jimmy of this show . Of your show. Jimmy what did you do . Well, ill tell you what i did. So i was in the back. Finally got tickets. My manager at the time arranged it all because of course youre a broke actor, youre like where can i go for free . See other actors. Jimmy it was a compliment and now its no, its a compliment. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. There was an actress who i dont remember who it was. Vaguely. Maybe i dont know. Anyway, im sitting in the back. And im from florida. Go gators. And she was right . And she was a seminole fan. And i think she was also an alum. Jimmy oh, she went to fsu. All right. She did. Jimmy so and that is come on. Rivals. For life. It doesnt matter where youre at. You know, like religion is like jimmy oh, i know. Footballs religion. Jimmy i know how it goes. So im sitting in the back, and its during the break. And im like go gators and a Security Guard comes over. Hes like, maam, if you continue to disrupt i was like, continue . I only said it once. Of course im belligerent because my ego. And my friends like, if you dont shut up and if you get us kicked out of here im like, fine. So of course the next segment is over. And the commercial break, im like go gators shes like, maam, please stand up. Were going to have to escort you out. I was like no, no, no, im really sorry. I just got carried away. Im a poor aspiring actor, please dont do this, its so embarrassing. So here i am officially, and thank god im on the couch. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no kidding. Thats crazy. Oh, boy. It would have been so much better if youd been thrown out and we had some video we could then cut to. Right. In jail. Jimmy who is the act reece you have this vicious blood feud with . She doesnt know it. But it might have been cheryl hines. Im not sure. Jimmy yes. Cheryl hines did go to florida state. I know. Bless her heart. Jimmy wow. I love her. I dont love the choice of school. But thats fine. But im not sure if it was really her or not. Jimmy that is a weird story. It is weird. Jimmy by the way, are you a boxing fan in general . No. Jimmy you are not. Okay. People are like torturing themselves. Like torturing each other. Theres blood. Theres i just cant. Im too sensitive. Jimmy you dont Like Fighting of any kind . Verbally. I think its like you can joust. [ laughter ] someones very intelligent. Youre like okay, i can handle it. Were on the debate team, like were doing this. But i think physical jimmy no fist fighting. I cant. Jimmy i want to ask you about this because i know you have a special guest star on this is us this season. Yes. Jimmy and his name is Sylvester Stallone. Stallone. [ applause ] jimmy and it looks like something happened here. Actually, hes the most lovely and charming jimmy then why did you punch him in the face . He told me to. Jimmy oh, he did . It was one of this was his idea . Well, its his phone. He actually took the selfie. Skills to pay the bills. So i was like, i guess i should punch him. Jimmy well, if Sylvester Stallone says do a picture where youre punching me in the face you have to do a picture where youre punching him in the face. He did the face turn, which implied the punch. Jimmy right. Yes. I just was jimmy was that fun working with him . Hes honestly the most kind he gave me pearls of wisdom. Jimmy what pearls of wisdom . Do you remember any of them . Yeah. He said because i said we have Humble Beginnings. I started the show with 81 cents in my bank account and obviously with rocky he of course wrote it was a whole tumu tumultuous beginning and he had nothing. No one was going to hire him. He was a professional extra. So i was like we both started from Humble Beginnings and we bonded in that way. And then he said, its so much about resilience and about having a thick skin and about just kind of continuing and like pursuing even if you dont think youre going to make it and just keep going. And obviously ive been doing that. Jimmy he has such a thick skin he actually sewed his own skin up in rambo. I dont know if you remember that. Oh, i remember. Jimmy and his role on the show what exactly is his role on the show . So he is playing so its jimmy because milo told me about this. But if was last week and i already forgoot. He told us everything. Oh, he did. I dont want to get fired. Basically hes playing the commander of justin hartleys character kevin within the movie. Sought movie within the show. Jimmy so its not rambo kills jack. Thats not the thing. Thats not how jack has passed away. For the record. Jimmy that would be a hell of a twist for the show. It would. Jimmy i dont know if its too late. Have you guys shot the whole season . We havent. Its not too late. Dan fogleman. Jimmy dan fogleman runs the show. Im sure hed love that idea. Its a great idea. It is a great idea. Jimmy or even you get schwarzenegger ill pitch it and say it was your idea. Jimmy have the certaintermi kill him. Congratulations on your emmy nomination for the show as well. [ applause ] your first emmy nomination. Yeah. Jimmy you were secretly in the back of your head expecting it . Did you no. Jimmy oh, you were not . Are you kidding . That is so presumptuous. Jimmy well, i dont know. Some people are presumptuous. Its true. Jimmy you werent. It was a total surprise. Of course not. Jimmy so when the nominations came out, were you kind of listening to see if you were mentioned or you were just totally out of it . So truth be told i was getting ready for the potential of the show being nominated, not for personal nominations. Were doing hair and makeup at my apartment. And i was trying to be distracted. I was watching wimbledon and venus is my girl. Jimmy all right. I was like okay, shes going to distract me, who cares about nominations. I mean, we care but we have to pretend we dont. Jimmy part of being an actor. Acting like you dont care. Pretending all the time. Jimmy right. So it was very funny because the doorbell rang and like my moms texting, my sisters texting me, and im like guys, im trying to watch wimbledon. Theyre like but the announcements are on. And theyre like if shemar moore says your name im like this is a whole thing. Everybodys putting so much pressure. My boyfriends trying to console me and literally his hand is shaking. Im like go to the kitchen or something. Evs making me more nervous than i need to be. Im trying to watch tennis. And so we of course put on the telecast of shemar and Anna Chlumsky announcing. And then he doesnt say my name. My moms like why didnt he say your name . Im like i dont know, maybe they dont do the supporting category online or on air. So everybodys texting me and my publicists assistant like scrolling through the internet. Flowers arrive. Aoh, my god. My hairstylist was like okay, all right, everybody. Stop. If she doesnt get nominated whats going to happen . And shes like, well, shell just go to work and have a great day. And i was like, great. And venus was down. I was like, whats going on . So of course scrolling through the 67 pages of the emmy nominations. And luckily she said my name. And she was like oh, chrissy, youre nominated. Im like, is that fact or fiction . Is it prediction . What is it . And luckily i got the nomination. Jimmy there you go. 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Right now get zero percent apr plus 1,000 dollars Summer Savings on the lincoln mkx, mkc and mkz jimmy were back with chrissy metz. Charles gould is on the way. Chrissy, youve been on how many game shows have you been on now . 100. Jimmy tonight you were on a game show on nbc, right . Hollywood game night. Jimmy do you love game shows . I actually do. Im a little competitive. Jimmy which is your favorite alltime . To watch or to play . Jimmy lets go with both. Oh, geez. Jimmy now its like youre on a game show. I know. See how i set that up . Jimmy yes. Well decide if the answer is right or wrong when you give it. Lets get a buzzer ready. No pressure. Jimmy your favorite game show to watch is . I think 100,000 pyramid. Jimmy oh, thats incorrect. Im so sorry. [ laughter ] its match game. Its match game. Jimmy did you want to take another you want to go for it . Keep going . Sure. Jimmy your favorite game show to play. Match game. [ applause ] jimmy no. Its the 20,000 pyramid, unfortunately. You had them reversed. Sorry. Jimmy are you good at that kind of thing . Heres the thing. Your brain literally leaves your body. Youre the best contestant at home. Youre like how could they not get that . At home youre the best. No. My family came to family feud. And that was i embarrassed myself thoroughly. My sisters and my mom. Jimmy who was the most embarrassing member of your family . Me. Jimmy thats good. You always want to be most embarrassing. Take one for the team. Because my mom couldnt jimmy did you guys win . What was the family you played against . Angels from the heavens, bindi irwins family. Jimmy oh, bindi irwins family. She comes to the podium and shes like, steve, before we go on i just want to say chrissy is like such an inspiration. And im like jimmy oh, boy. Shes 19 years old now. Jimmy just what you need. A 19yearold telling you youre an inspiration. And more eloquent than i could ever dream to be. Jimmy did you crush her . I no. Jimmy you didnt. We almost crushed them. Jimmy well, yeah. But you didnt win . Correct. Jimmy okay. Well, thats really not almost crushing them. Its almost winning them. Okay. Jimmy well, its very good to see you. Congratulations on your emmy nomination. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is us returns to nbc september 26th. Chrissy metz, everybody. Well be right back with Charles Gould. Yeah, go gators jimmy our next guest can be seen every tuesday night at the new York Distilling Company in williamsburg. The rest of the week he stays indoors. Please welcome the very funny Charles Gould [ cheers and applause ] thank you. My therapist is out of town. He comes back in two weeks. So please laugh. [ laughter ] he would actually really like that joke because i assessed the situation and then i asked for what i wanted. [ laughter ] i asserted myself. Thats something weve been working on. Thats what i did there. Im sorry. Actually, you know what . No. Im not sorry. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, im sorry. Im sorry. I shouldnt have done that. Im sorry. My last girlfriend won our breakup. If you guys are thinking charles, breakups arent a thing you can win or lose, thats true. But also, grow up. This is how you win a breakup. You move on first. Thats like 80 points. You start dating someone new. Thats like 500 points. And then you post pictures of you and that new person getting cocktails at the bar in the Standard Hotel. And its game over, you win, kate. [ applause ] i was look at my exgirlfriends instagram profile the other day. Which by the way is how you lose a breakup. [ laughter ] and i dont even know why i do that. I dont know if anyone here has ever social media stalked an ex. But it never helps. Like ive never walked away from it and been like, that was good. [ laughter ] so shes at the Standard Hotel with a new guy. Stagd the Standard Hotel. Tagged the new guy. I started looking at the new guys profile. And everything in my body is telling me to hate him. Everything is saying hate this man. But he had an awesome summer. [ laughter ] he killed it this summer. I cant take that away from the guy. I had one of those really cool shaved on the side long on top haircuts. He wore little circle sunglasses. He went to the beach twice. [ laughter ] he went kayaking with his friend mark. I started looking at marks profile. [ laughter ] mark i couldnt really get on board with. He was a little too browhy for me. But he did take time out six weeks ago to go to his sisters graduation. Allow me now to say congratulations christina. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. She graduated from the university of minnesota with a degree in english. With her friend margaret. I started looking at margarets profile. [ laughter ] if theres anything i can tell you about margaret, its that she loves to party and she loves her dog. [ laughter ] i started looking at margarets dogs profile. [ laughter ] and then i accidentally liked one of margarets dogs photos. And i was like, oh, no. Are they going to trace this all the way back to me . [ laughter ] so i unliked it. But then i remembered that if you like something and you unlike it they can see you that liked it and you unliked it. So i decided im just going to like it. Because if im going to go out im going to go out like a g. And then i realized id been sitting on the toilet for two hours. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats it for me, guys. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how gs do it. That was very funny. I want to apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Thanks to our guests. Nightline is next. Thank you very much. That was very funny. Good night. Thanks for watching. This is nightline. Tonight, phone calls from death row. Scott peterson, the man convicted of murdering his wife and unborn son in a case that captivated this country, now breaking his silence in newly released recordings about the moment he was found guilty. I was staggered by it. I had no idea it was coming. Joining the growing trend of convicted killers speaking out from behind bars. Is petersons pending appeal his motive for talking . Plus, hollywood horrors. Tom cruise injured after flying into a building in a stunt gone wrong. A stuntman following to his death on the set of the walking dead. And now on the set of the actionpacked deadpool sequel a motorcycle stuntwoman killed in a shocking