Go back to sleep. Okay. I left you some breakfast. Ill call you later. Okay. Glad youre here. Okay. Oh, captain. Graham wells. Appreciate you taking the time. Would you like a menu, sir . Uh, no, thank you. Just black coffee and wholewheat toast. Hold my order till the captains is ready, will you, evie . Yes, mr. Wells. Pretty spartan fare, captain. Im not a big breakfast eater. Mmhmm. Well, uh, should we wait to break bread or shall i go ahead and explain myself . Im listening. A fortune teller friend of mine said you made an appearance in his crystal ball the other night. Oh . What was i doing . [ chuckles ] i hope telling fortunes t w your friend makes a living. Ha ha ha. Thats funny. No, no, no. I think he has other sources of income, but indulge the hypothetical, frank. Excuse the presumption. Some perspectives becoming chief of police would be a hell of an attractive prospect. Some perspectives it would culminate a career. Hypothetically speaking. Thats why i wanted you to know that there are people in this town, and youre sitting across the table from one of them, that think if you take an offer like that self short. They think the next desk you sit at ought to have the seal of the city on its front, and they want to help you get there. Dispatch. We have a 911 Armed Robbery in progress, surplus store, corner of peebles drive and 124th street. [ slow piano music plays ] item six until notice, all e. A. T. Er calls are referred to th. Are escorting the city marshals this morning. Theyre gonna serve a citation to this russian freighter thats been dumping all that gunk in the harbor. You believe those creeps . Dumping sewage . Item seven officer hills father passed yesterday. Bobbys gonna be off for the next three days. Officer renkos gonna team with officer garfield until bobby gets back. Eight. Armed robbery and narcotics theft at volkers pharmacy last night. Of this guy been knocking off all the drugstores. This perps wrong, people, and hes been getting more active. A yablonsky citation to the cop that makes the collar. Item las detective belker has asked to address the shift. [ indistinct talking ] get married, babe everyone whos been trying to attend my wedding for the last several days. [ lauger ] i wanted to apologize for lousing up your schedules. Um, robin and i are getting rried noon today at city hall. Man sure. [ laughter ] and then were gonna stop back here after the ceremony on our way to pearlmans, which is a lodge where we have a honeymoon package at. Actually, we we have two days left on the package we bought. Yeah, the detectives talking like he committed a brinks job. [ laughter ] Everybody Knows that he was on a case. And im sure that everybody wishes the detective and the future mrs. Belker all the best. [ applause ] okay, thats it lets go theyre getting away out there we gotta get that refrigerator over here. I dont do no heavy lifting, babe. Y, mick, you got nothing to apologize for, all right . Its been a very awkward situation. Ah, hes just trying to get rid of his best man, thats all. Aw, thats not correct. Are you gonna be talking to bobby . Calling tonight. Hes going home with his daddys remains. Oh, good. Um, could you convey our sympathies . Right. Well. Excuse me. So hes a little nervous. Hes a little wound up. Hell be okay. Well, today better be the charms. That boys brain is floating toward the thin ice of mental health. Gentlemen. Hey, sid. Hey, what you got, sidney . Sid, you know any cheap delivery people . Delivery of what commodity . Pick up a refrigerator at the kubiak and bring it over here. Legal delivery, i cant help you. On the other hand, you guys want to pop that mad dog pharmacy killer . Hey, guy hasnt killed anybody, sid. And the department is just gonna wait for that to occur . Whatever happened to first strike . Listen, guys. I got somebody with reliable access to this creep. Cooperative . Not exactly, but, uh, you could bust her for receiving, make a deal. 200 buys my assistance. Half a ball. 50 . Hey, look, fellas, this isnt like farming. I fink on a source, theyre lost to me forever. I think leons got a truck. Maybe he could bring the fridge over here himself. All right. 50. Lets do it. You know, i, uh, i happen to like this lady, but i guess that doesnt count for anything, either. Nope morning. Captain. Couple of real softies. Good morning, captain. A lot of phone calls. I think, uh, lieutenant hunter might ha steed in s. s leaning against the door saying, how you doin, luce . Fabulous fabe. Ont know yet. We dont know yet . I mean, when does he have to be back at school . He thinks he mig go to school up here. Theyre getting away from us out there, joe. Luce, wait a minute. At . Didnt we go through this jackpot last year . Look, faans not talking about ving in with his mother, righ i mean, he knows shes back hooking again . Right. So hes talking about moving in with you . Also right. Dont you think youve had your quota lately, luce . Of what . Of getting hurt. Thats the best feeling i had in a long time. But what about what comes afterward . Were taking this one step at a time, all right . The first step is he is here and he thinks he wants to stay. Now, if he decides that is what he wants, im gonna do everything i can to make that happen. I know it might be a mess. Youre right. But on the other hand, it might work out. When do i get to see him . Hes coming up later today. Hes so big youre gonna die. You are crazy. Youre an artist, terry. Its like this gentlemans body is the cover of the saturday evening post and you e nor. Dont move around. Oh. Thats gottaet. Save the sugar, sid. How do you know these guys . I know the white guy from harrisonville. The black guy is a friend of the white guy. Terry, johnny. Cold hands. I like that in a man. Pleasures all mine. Hi. So, who wants the tattoo . Well, actually, johnny inherited a tv camera that he, uh, wants to dispose of. Good luck. I thought maybe you knew some people in the industry. Are you a cop . Me . Absolutely. So is he. You want to see our badges . Ter, doesnt that kid, uh, jamie make films or something . I dont know. Why dont you call him and find out . Fine. You dont want the business. How much do you want for it . 750. Four bills. Earth to neal. Go get the camera. Hey ooh salome wont hurt you. Feel her. Shes cold. Like your hand. Yeah, yeah. Oh, god its squeezing me you should feel honored. She usually doesnt like strangers. Such a positive response from a boa. Got a bill of sale . I inherited, remember . Oh, yeah. Um, you, uh, inherit pretty regular . Couple of times a month. Well, uh, come back next time youre in mourning. Yeah. Im sorry, honey. Youre busted. Yeah, baby, youre arrested. You have the right to remain silent. Sid, you creep youre cops . you guys are cops . oh, save the crap. Terry. A guys gotta eat. Larue cuff her, neal. Unhunh. Here on this floor. Be careful. Hes got an axe. Thats enough, mister says who . Says me. Now drop that pick. You know this guy . Bobby . Bobby why are you smashing in that lock . To get inside. Do i recognize you . Not in your present condition you dont. The instruments in this locker are mine. Om me bobby, if you dont put down that axe, im gonna have to take you in, buddy. You aint taking me anywhere. All right. Watch his hands. Bobby, youre busted. Heard you had some excitement at the harbor, howard. We butted a few helmets. Hey, good for you, lieutenant. I heard you cussed them out. Lieutenant, the captains looking for you. Howard. Oh, frank, we couldnt serve the summons. We were bushwhacked by some federal bureaucrats. Mmhmm, i heard the story, howard. Ah, the monday morning quarterbacks have been checking in, are they, frank . Your assignment was to safeguard the marshals. Instead, you engage the ships mate in a bullhorn shouting match. Then you search nonpublic areas of the ship for nonexistent defectors and you make totally unfounded accusations about spying accompanied by frisks of two soviet citizens. Frank, it is wellknown kgb are assigned to every socalled merchant vessel. What is wellknown to the officials who have called me is that your cowboy patriotism could precipitate an incident. The Chiefs Office wants you to draft an apology. Judas h. , frank. And i happen to agree. Within the hour, howard. If youll excuse me, ill consider my response. Your apology. Very well. Would say about this, frank . Whats that . [ speaking russian ] this eatlarge toilet bowl. Lieutenant. Miss davenport. Everythi okay . Just howard. Trying to start world war three. Come with me to the monsignor keller dinner tonight. Ght we turned that down. We, lt callahan got the flu and they just called and asked me to deliver the address. Ill get our duds from the cleaners. Dish the dirt, furillo. What was breakfast with graham wells about . He said Fletcher Daniels may resign next month. Evidently hes been offered a consultancy with the crime institute. Whats that got to do with political kingmaking . Wells said that if they offer me daniels job, before accepting, i should keep in mind furillo, you political hunk. Oh, i think hes in left field. Ive never heard of mr. Wells playing that position. Was itells who, uh, invited you toake the speech tonight . The keller Committee Just called a few minutes ago. You dont think theres a connection . I hadnt thought about that. Whats your speech gonna be about, furillo . I havent thought of that, either. Mm. How about. Rising young italians . Apologize. Apologize for what . For taking the kid gloves off when it comes to dealing with a bear . Uh, youll be pumping iron, then, sir . Judas. If i can find my weights. All right. Who moved them . Hell are they . All nondepartmental property was removed from the equipment lockers, sir. To where and by om . I believe the storage room, sir. Where the hells the storage room . Goddamn russkies. That sickle and hammer. Please aah conspiracy aah i cant tolerate this. I wont tolerate it. Man thinks he can run roughshod on me. Now, mr. Parsons, i know youre upset bobby thinks he dont have to answer to no one. I know, but theres an area i have to keep clear here, huh . Oh, there he is theres the great man the anumber one why, you hey, dont be kicking him. Man, you sold me out oh, preach on it, bobby blame everyone but your damn fool self would you please move out of my way, sir . That was my cubicle he broke i was trying to get my damn instruments back they aint yours no more, bobby. You ignored one too many court order and one too many notice to pay. What the hell you wanna do with that stuff, ned . All you know is grinding money out of people who ay those things. Is that so . I guess it wasnt me starving with u those 11 years on the road, huh . ridi my back, you mean. And i guess it wasnt you that checked me into that damn detox. Closer than i ever want to get to hell and be alive which was to go there or to go to jail and you should have stayed there until you was well listen to me now do you want to charge him with attempted theft . We already got him for destruction of property go ahead, ned. Drive another nail in. It aint worth my time. So long ned. Go find yourself another picker to sink your teeth into. Now, bobby, turn around here now and talk to this lady. Empty your pockets. Put it on the counter. Well, ill take my trousers off if you ask real nice. Hey, shut up turn around here and face this counter. Hey, just a second. I recognize you. That got me popped for possession last week and got me into this whole damn mess lasteek . it was six months ago, pal and your managsight. You got yoself into this all by yr own lonesome. Six months . My, time sure flies when youre having fun. Put th thing down book him walk over there. Okay, lets take your picture, dude. Lord, have mercy on me. [ groans ] [ engine chugging, squeaking ] ugh. Oh. Ugh. Damn. Of course. Men . Are you down here . Any other captives . Or am i the onlyne e russes have taken . At i formerly a unersity instructor. 14 years. Ered you use to tea . Various instutions now im driving a taxicab. Are you gonna take the parkway . The parkway is closed to southbounds from 100 to 00, sir. Would you like to do the drfor iving . Man Police Officer uld u like to do my job . [ whistle blows ] im going as fast as i can. Youre grabbing my shoulder. [ growling ] youre grabbing my shoulder, and youre growling hes got him. Hes busted. Hes got him. Sir, i am becoming very anxious. Hey, green lets go [ horns honking ] i will im driving with this ring. I thee wed. And with all my worldly goods, i thee endow. Man i now pronounce you man and wi. Finally. Ride. Didnt think wed bring this one home after three days. My warmest congratulations to you both. Thank you. Thank you, sir. My bill. I know its high, but i had a lot of downtime on this one. [ chuckles ] taking an american prisoner oh. Beat him about the head. Into this. Dungeon of a boiler room. [ sighs ] if you think Howard Hunter goes peacefully, you comrades of the s. S. Gulag, think again. [ coughs ] you have invited an asp to your breast. You have swallowed a piranha. [ pipes squeak ] [ laughs ] if this. Rustbucket sinks. Im eleanor roosevelt. Detective, im representing terry sylvestri. Yeah, whod the snake hire . I dont understand. Private joke, missavenport. Ms. Sylvestri informs me you suggested, on the way to the station house, her cooperation in another matter might get these charges dropped. Worth a conversation. We could have another one on entrapment. Ill get an interrogation room. Anybody else hot . Here they come. Here. Man get ready. Here they come. Do you believe that creep leon . Hey, congratulations [ cheers and laughter ] i may not have been there, but im still the best man, huh . Aw. Aha. Aha, congratulations, mick god, youre strong did you come by dog sled, leon . Registration lapsed. I got pulled over. Uh, excuse me. Everybody listen up. Mick, robin, as head of the groupgift committee, it gives me great pleasure to present you this 21cubicfoot, frostfree refrigerator from your friends and fellow officers at hill street station. Thank you thats so sweet, j. D. Now, thats what i volunteered for. This is great is it me, or is anybody else hot . No, its hot. Spy ship without a radio transmitter. [ door opens ] lieutenant . Sir . You down here . Ballantine . Ballantine, are you all right . We were looking for you, sir. Or just myself, i guess, sir. Youre at large on an enemy vessel . Your liberty granted to you . Ainwashed and turned you. No, i came down looking for. You owe me no apology, ballantine. Torture is a terrible thing. Was it the tiger cages . Nobodys tortured me, sir, honest to goodness. I say, theres no shame, ballantine. The only shame is not admitting the truth. Sir, the truth is i dont know what youre talking about. [ chuckles ] very well, ballantine. Oh, look, the miss america contestant. Oh sorry, old sport. Well deprogram you when you come to your senses. [ pipes squeaking ] interrogn room b. Miss sylstris already in there. Comfy in here, sarge. Reminds me of the bataan death camps. Furillo drive carefully see you in a couple ys. Reminds me of the bataan death cambye. Bye. Henry. Have you seen howard . Not for a while. When he turns up, tell him i want to see him. Stan, weve got to do something about this heat. Boiler mans on his way. Hey, sarge, you better have them check the water pressure, too. Berthas hot to trot today. You gotta go downstairs right away, sal. You could boil an egg in here. On my way. Bertha and i got an intimate relationship. Sergeant buntz around today . Uh, that would be lieutent buntz. No, a blondie tall drink of water. Tell her sals looking for her. What do you people pay for heat . No wonder the citys going broke. Sylvtr she une ismmom prosecution, other than crimes of vlence, during the period her business is under surveillance. Purpose of surveillance is arrest and prosecution of male caucasian, tattooed, approximately 35, suspected in various armed robberies of drugstores during the past six weeks. Doesnt naow the field much, gentlemen. All we got. Whered you learn to give tattoos . San diego. Hey, tommy they dont call you guido over here . Tommy donahue. Stans a turnout sergeant. How you doing . You got a place . Yeah, come on. Od to meet you. Its everything they say. Ah, yeah, yeah. Aah. You gotta take a ride with me, guid. Yeah . Who we gonna see . A juice guy one edward fertello. I believe edward needs to be arrested. I ought to hit you right in the head. Yeah, please give me a lecture now. When you gonna smarten up, tommy . Hey, no prize. [ sighs ] how much you owe . Of bucks. Hey, this guys a crook. What difference does it make what i owe . Oh, are we arresting mr. Fertello . Were not playing improve my loan, huh . We are arresting him. I may have subsequent plans. [ sighs ] what, are they giving you female hormones up here, guid . Shut up. [ chuckles ] [ sighs ] now, look, uh, im not happy, tommy. Were policemen, norm. Were doing our duty. Happy dont enter in. [ sighs ] aint it kind of hot in here . Were trying to locate the source of the problem. What can i do for you . Just give me an educated guess. How much bail do you think theyll want for bobby angel . Just book them, mister. I dont fix their bail. Officer . Uhhuh . What do you suppose the bails gonna be for bobbys hooha down there at the storage . I dont think it makes much difference. As far as i know, bobby aint got no money, does he . Ill go it for him. Youll go it for him after all that hooha . Course, i can relate to that. There is something about that jerk, it there . Its a particular kind of jerk. The probable truth is, until bobby runs out of people like us, that should do it. Hold the bail for him. Tell him, uh hell, tell him its from some secret admirer. Hey, luce, look whos here. Fabian, how you doing . Hey, joe. Hey, buddy, how are you . Great. He turned into a beanpole. Its hot in here. Theyre working on it. Theyre gonna fix it. Joseph, uh, excuse us for a second. Sure. What about dinner, all of us, tonight . Come on. Great ill see you later. About me staying with you . Yeah, about that. I want to. You dont wanna go back to your grandmother . I dont likethere so much. My grandmother doesnt have any patience, and shes always mad at me. You dont wanna stay with your mom . Ive been asking for you to call me for a couple of weeks. Fabian. If you lived with me, id be like your mom, which means youd have to enroll in school, and you have to do what i say. Get the courts to give their okay hire a lawyer and everything. Lawyers charge a lot of money, huh . Yeah, thats why i wanna know if youre sure. Well, pretty sure. Which is it sure or pretty sure . I dont want you to spend a lot of money. Dont worry about it. Thats my problem. Otherwise, okay . Okay. [ mumbling ] nightcombat conditions. Become the environment. Van. See if you like what this does to your engines. [ rattling ] ugh you shanghaied the wrong year, my friend. [ pipes squeak ] [ engine chugging ] thats why nobody likes dealing with you guys. Shut up, eddie. And thats why excops dont get a loan. Look at my eyes, eddie. Figure out how much i care. Dont screw around with my phone book, please what does this look like, norm . Could it contain some sort of code . Aw. What do you want, you freakin deadbeat . Youre already six weeks overdue. Ugh all right. Oh oh. Ugh hey, go on back to the card game, fellas. Deal another hand, huh . Go on get out of here, you hear me . tommy . Norman. Believe this . This was total mistaken identity.