Musical guest macklemore and ryan lewis, and featuring the legendary rootew. Questlove 494 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey go ahead, enjoy yourself. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Hot crowd tonight, baby. Hot crowd. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. I feel the love. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. We got a big great, great show tonight. But first lets get to some news here. Of course, things are really heating up between donald trump and Hillary Clinton. Thats right, hillary gave a a speech yesterday attacking trump, and then today, trump gave a counter speech attacking hillary. Yeah. Which means 2016 will always be remember as the election of shut up. No you shut up. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, trump really went after Hillary Clinton today. In fact, he said that hillary, quote, gets rich by making you poor. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] then hillary was like, you mean like owning a bunch of casinos . [ laughter and applause ] steve hey heyoh ho hey hey oh hey [ laughter ] jimmy of course, its already been a long and taxing campaign for donald trump. And if you listen to the speech he gave today, i think he might finally be running out of breath. This is real. We didnt do anything to this footage. Take a look at this. Tell me folks, does that work . [ de itself [ deep breath ] [ laughter ] in the years since 2001. [ deep breath ] we have to protect our country. [ deep breath ] all over the country [ deep breath ] they get punished [ deep breath ] in america. [ deep breath ] i wonder why. [ deep breath ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy was he giving a a speech or taking a lamaze class . I dont know what [ laughter ] ive never seen anyone breathe like that. Isnt that weird . [ laughter ] that breathing actually reminds me of somebody. [ darth vader breathing ] [ laughter and applause ] well now it makes sense. But as i mentioned, hillary gave this speech about trump yesterday and said, quote, hes written a lot of books about business but said they all seem to end at chapter 11. Steve oh. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] bang. Jimmy then Bernie Sanders said, even i felt that burn you know . [ laughter ] and you go, yeah that was thats a [ applause ] and while he was back at the capitol yesterday, Bernie Sanders accidently went to the republican lunchroom. [ laughter ] bernie knew he wasnt in the democrats lunchroom when he couldnt get a free lunch. [ laughter and applause ] actually, bernie gave an interview on cspan today and admitted for the first time that he probably wont be the democratic nominee. Which at this point is like me admitting i probably wont get drafted into the nba tomorrow night. [ laughter and applause ] bummer. Im really upset. Speaking of the nba. I saw that the Cleveland Cavaliers had their big victory parade today. [ cheers ] and apparently lebron james road in the back of a bentley while smoking a cigar. [ laughter ] while the rest of the team was behind him crammed in one toyota tercel. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was odd. Steve fair. Jimmy thought that was a a little weird. Steve little bit. Carrie underwood will premiere a new sunday night football theme song this year titled oh, sunday night. Yeah. Apparently the nfl had already recorded the song with someone else but they felt it was too low energy. We actually got footage of the original opening. And i think they made the right call. But lets see what you think. Oh sunday night its time to watch the football chanting yes we scored and hooray but dont stay up too late you must wake up at eight tomorrow is a full work day tackle helmet referee touchdown oh sunday night [ cheers and applause ] jimmy todd greymon iii. Steve beautiful. Its beautiful. Jimmy americas got talent winner. Steve oh, my gosh. Not runner up. Jimmy hes a champion from years steve hes a winner. Jimmy couple of seasons ago. Yeah. I think they made the right choice. Check this out. I read that 62 of Colorado High School students say that they had never used marijuana. Stoned were the High School Students who admitted to smoking marijuana. [ applause ] are you smoking weed in there . Nope. You want some . [ laughter ] thats right, 62 of High School Students in colorado said they dont smoke marijuana even though its legal in the state. Yep. They said smoking got a lot less cool once their dad started doing it all the time. [ laughter ] hey, son. Look at the gnarly joint i rolled up. Wanna blaze it up with the old man . Steve blaze it. Jimmy dont Humphrey Bogart it. [ laughter ] he humphreyed it. Finally, this is pretty crazy. I saw that one of russias richest men is getting divorced from his wife and apparently shes seeking 7 billion. Which would be the largest divorce settlement in history. Then trump said, eh, stay tuned. [ laughter ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, roots. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night the very funny will forte will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy plus, from the hit television show, pretty little liars, Ashley Benson will be dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from joseph. Its a good show. Then on friday we have nfl superstar j. J. Watt, the avett brothers, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] thats on friday. But first we love it when he stops by. Gordon ramsay is joining us tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy donkey you call that risotto, donkey you clean it up now, donkey [ laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy he just yells. Steve y jimmy i love him. Hes the nicest dude ever. But he has a potty mouth. Steve what . [ laughter ] jimmy and im not gonna stand for it tonight. Steve you dont put up with that kind of malarkey. Jimmy i dont put up with that type of malarkey. That bologna. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy hes the best. Steve that bologna. Jimmy he;s the best dude ever. Also joining us tonight, shes a talented, talented young actress from the new movie the neon demon, elle fanning is here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy elle and i are going to play catch phrase later in the show with some special guests. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy should be fun. Plus, hes the eighth grader who was all over the news for the amazing graduation speech where he impersonated all the president ial candidates. Did you see this kid . Jack aiello is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hilarious. Steve hilarious. Jimmy great job. Steve nice choices. Jimmy and not only do we have music, but we have a very special performance from macklemore and ryan lewis steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] it is great. Did you see it yet. I wanna be surprised. Jimmy it is a memorable steve its nuts. Jimmy every time they come on they always do something crazy and cool. Steve yeah. Jimmy its like a grammy performance. Get ready. Its a memorable one tonight. I love those guys. [ cheers and applause ] give you a little taste of it right here. Its called dance off. No cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off thats it. Thats it. Steve no, wait, wait. Thats it . Jimmy just a taste. Thats it. Just so you know what to expect. Steve just so you can wet beak. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] guys, the Republican National convention is less than a month away and everyones been wondering when donald trump will name his running mate. Well believe it or not, he announced his pick for Vice President earlier today, and we have footage of the speech. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy we got it. Steve we got it. Jimmy yeah. Steve not a joke. [ laughter ] we have the real speech. Jimmy well, no, no, no. Steve yeah. All right. All right. Jimmy i never said that. But we have footage of the speech. Take a look at this. [ chrs jimmy thank me. [ cheers and applause ] thank me. Thank me. Thank me. [ laughter ] first off, i appreciate the congrats about being right about the Cleveland Cavaliers. [ laughter ] i said theyd come back from being down 31 and now everyones like, donald, youre so good at sports. [ laughter ] anyway, today i have a very big announcement. A lot of people have been speculating about who im gonna pick as my running mate. Chris christie . Lebron james . [ laughter ] chewbacca mom . [ laughter ] all good choices. But no, the only person good enough to be my Vice President is me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats why 14 years ago, i created a clone of myself. [ laughter ] he just graduated from the eighth grade and hes here tonight. Hes just fantastic. [ light laughter ] so allow me to introduce your next Vice President , little donald. [ cheers and applause ] thank me, thank me. [ laughter ] you know, its just fantastic to be here. Its just fantastic. [ laughter ] jimmy isnt he beautiful . Isnt he terrific . [ laughter and applause ] [ growling ] down boy. Down boy, down. Jimmy down boy. [ growling ] down, boy. Easy, easy, boy. Easy, easy. Jimmy easy, boy. Easy. [ laughter ] jimmy we make quite a team. Look at us. We have the same voice. We have the same hair. And we have the same size hands. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy theyre big. Theyre big beautiful hands, arent they . We also have the same brain. We think exactly alike. In fact, when even finish each others jimmy walls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] together, the two of us will create jobs. Well grow the economy. And most importantly, we will find dory. [ laughter ] she could be anywhere by now. She could be in south america. She could be in australia. She could even be all the way in china [ laughter and applause ] jimmy hey, little donald, ive got an idea. Lets prank call hillary. [ laughter ] here, you pretend to be Bernie Sanders. [ laughter ] hello, secretary clinton, this is senator Bernie Sanders [ laughter ] is your refrigerator running . [ laughter ] well, so am i and im never, ever dropping out [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Its so great. Its beautiful. Its fantastic. Classic little donald. [ laughter ] now, lets call bernie. You pretend to be hillary. [ laughter ] hello, senator sanders, its an honor to be talking to you over the telephone. I was going to email you, but before i hit send, i accidentally deleted it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy genius. Thats genius. Where did you learn all these amazing impressions . Trump university, which is terrific, by the way. Just so you know that. Jimmy it is terrific, by the way, just so you know. [ laughter ] fantastic. See america, were the perfect team to defeat Hillary Clinton. Who, by the way, still cant knock off Bernie Sanders. Sad. Sad. [ laughter ] jimmy so this november, vote for donald and little donald. Together we will both make America Great again. Its going to be huuuuuge jimmy cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] steppin in a rhythm who needs to think when toyour feet just go . [ music playing ] theres a party over here. Theres a party right now, hey. I love it, i love it, i love it, i love it into just 96 calories. Pack all that great taste well, thats a mystery you dont need to solve. You just get to enjoy. Spelled different because its brewed different. Steppin in a rhythm who needs to think when your to afeet just go ha ha, hey hey theres a party over here, theres a party right now i love it, i love it, i love it its. And, weve solved. Ata big problem. Bloomin onion. Aussie cheese fries. Bloomin onion. The loaded bloomin onion. Two outback favorites, together at last. Hurry in. its only here till august 2nd [ cheers and applause ] a worldrenowned chef. Hes one of my favorites. Hes releasing a brand new mobile game called Gordon Ramsay dash, which will be available june 30th. You can also catch season seven of master chef, which airs wednesdays at 8 00 p. M. On fox. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Gordon Ramsay [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what in the welcome, first of all. Good to see you. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back. Thank you. Jimmy what in the world happened to you, buddy . A ruptured achilles. And yeah, i thought i was Strong Enough to take my 16yearold son on in a sprint in the back garden, and jimmy no yes, he bolted in front of me, and, dad, come on move your ass im in pain. He said, get up. Jimmy oh, my god i said, no. Ruptured, so jimmy how sad, just laying hurdling over you, yeah, digging it in there, yeah. Thats a bummer, man, because youre an athletic dude. Yeah, i try to keep fit. Jimmy well, you almost were a professional soccer player. We always talk about that. Yeah, a long time ago, but im just not good at sitting still. Jimmy yeah, exactly. You know, straight after surgery, just under what . 19 minutes. They woke me up, and then, literally, the end of the bed i saw this. We call it a zimmer frame. You call it a walker. And i was, like, visualizing this thing. I said, are you ser is that for [ bleep ] me . [ laughter ] jimmy dont say the no, but sorry. I was shocked. [ laughter and applause ] i was shocked. [ cheers and applause ] sorry, sorry. Jimmy im going to walk. Im going to walk. Imagine if someone brought you a walker jimmy yeah. Youre in your 40s. I said, come on. Youre 35 years too early. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. Get that thing out of there jimmy yeah, exactly. So these are fine. I tell you, great for your upper body. Jimmy is that right . So tanan youre a stud. Its like popeye. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, absolutely, yeah. Lets talk about this game. Yes. Jimmy this mobile game, Gordon Ramsay dash. Yes. Jimmy its really fun idea and a good game. Its about running a a restaurant. Yes, you start off with a a little simple bistro. Then, you build out. You get your burger chain, your pizza, then you can have a a chefoff. You have a duel, sort of, battle. So you can be battling me, i can be battling bobby and we could have a bit of fun with this thing. Jimmy yeah, and then, you also have, i know, like, a a michelin star thats right. Jimmy is the big deal if youre a chef. Yeah, i mean thats the very top restaurant in the world. Its governed by this, sort of, scrutiny, so we came up with and idea called wishlin. So, if you dont play that game, then trust me ill be in your phone first thing in the morning saying, hey, standards dropped, move your ass. Get your [ bleep ] together, and [ laughter ] come on thats perfect. Jimmy im going to walk. Im going to walk. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy no, you cant. You got to be [ bleep ] okay. Jimmy no, it is not okay. You cant th its [ bleep ] okay. Jimmy no, it is not okay. [ cheers and applause ] hey dont go hey, you guys say crap in the morning. Crap is [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] okay, sorry, sorry. My apologies jimmy were going to cut that were cutting that part out of the interview. Sorry. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy heres your avatar here in the game. This is you behind the [ cheers ] thats the video game. I like it. Yes. Jimmy i think its looks cool. Yeah, holly, our 16yearold twin said, dad, youre faking it there, arent you . I said, what do you mean . She said, youre missing some lines. [ laughter ] jimmy no. Thats my daughter. Jimmy i know, exactly. I wakes up and shes putting coins in my forehead. [ laughter ] i said, what are you doing . She said, im playing connect four. [ laughter ] come on. Thats holly. Jimmy shes a cutie, man. Id like to meet her backstage. Shes a nightmare. Jimmy no, you cant shes backstage shes been in new york all day. Shes been shopping. Shes looking parss in new york. I said, holly, for god sake. [ laughter ] youre 16. Jimmy shes 16 . Youre were sleeping with mommy at 17. Jimmy oh my god. [ crowd ohs ] shes smart. She got you there. You go, all right, get in the car. Lets not talk about it. Congrats again on master chef, too. Amazing, amazing. Jimmy seven, now, is it . What is it with firefighters this year . Jimmy yeah. There was a young guy out of brooklyn, a guy called eric. I mean, these guys obviously got too much time on their hands. Jimmy no, no. But theyre either in the gym or theyre cooking. Jimmy yeah, theyre great cooks. Bloody good cooks. Jimmy yeah. Happy with bloody . Jimmy yeah, bloodys good. Love bloody. [ laughter ] absolutely. I would so much rather bloody than anything else. Just checking. And so this year jimmy i appreciate your restraint. Its kind of its [ bleep ] hard. Jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats it youre in trouble go sit go sit on the naughty step [ british accent ] go sit on the naughty step go sit on the naughty step for five minutes, and then when youre when you realize what youve done, then, well finish the interview damn. Jimmy youre bad today youre very bad [ cheers and applause ] this this jimmy dont even look at me dont even look at me, donkey done even this is so [ bleep ] unfair. [ laughter ] jimmy are you kidding no, no. I wont help you. This is just unbelievable. I got to say [ bleep ] jimmy no [ laughter ] no im supposed to be resting. [ laughter ] jimmy sorry, yeah. Come on jimmy i found out your favorite beverage, by the way. Oh, yes. Jimmy your favorite cocktail. Amazing. Jimmy its in the Gordon Ramsay pub and grill in Atlantic City yes. And its called wake up your [ bleep ] donkey. [ laughter ] jimmy no, its not called that. Im gonna okay, okay, okay, okay. Its called wake up your donkey. Jimmy wake up your donkey. Thats the name of the drink. I love it. I love that. Giddy up, you donkey. Do people ask you to yell at them . Sometimes, sometimes. One lady said it turns her on. [ laughter ] i know, a bit weird. That is slightly weird, right. Jimmy when i first met you, i was a little intimidated by you. Stop. Come on. Jimmy well, because im a a big fan, but i thought you would yell at me. I thought youd be mean. I will be if you make me sit on that [ bleep ] step again. [ laughter and applause ] come on, seriously. Jimmy what is in the cocktail . We got the most amazing tequila. Jimmy yeah. Topped with cider jimmy yeah. And then, a little fresh honey. Jimmy really . And then, a really nice elderflower. Now, we asked for smoked elderflower, but we got normal elderflower. Jimmy i mean, come on. Here. [ cheers ] heres to a quick recovery, okay . Thank you so much for being here. Holy [ bleep ], man. Thats delicious. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter