Musical guest, Parquet Courts and featuring the legendary roots cr. Questlove 612 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hello welcome, everybody. Pcpc thank you for being here. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Im your host jimmy fallon. You guys, we have Drew Barrymore on the show tonight. [ cheers app we also have tom brokaw. [ cheers and applause ] tom brokaw. This sunday nbc is airing a a special, highlighting his 50 years at the network. Isnt that an amazing 50 years . [ applause ] tom began his career in a a bygone era when the news people watched was actually true. [ applause ] and its fascinating. Steve wow. Jimmy fascinating. But heres what people are talking about, you guys. Yesterday, President Trump announced that he will pay for the border wall by placing a a 20 tax on mexican imports, like avocados. [ audience boos ] which explains why every Super Bowl Party this year, will have a a bouncer guarding the guacamole. [ laughter and applause ] i dont see your name on the list. And this morning, trump and mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto reportedly spoke on the phone for an hour. Trump said, i called him collect. So, theyre already paying for the wall. [ laughter ] they dont even know. [ applause ] i also saw that senator Lindsey Graham responded to President Trumps proposal for an import tax to make mexico pay for the border wall. Writing, quote, this is real, simply put, any policy proposal which drives up the cost of corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big time bad idea. Mucho sad. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thats right. [ laughter ] but he didnt stop there. He kept tweeting about it. Heres what else he had to say. Youre salting the rim of americas margarita glass with tears. Yo soy crying. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy he wouldnt stop. He has another one. Steve he has another one . Jimmy heres another tweet. He said, this is nacho decision to make, el chumpo. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats it though, right . Jimmy no theres one more. Steve one more . Jimmy this is last one. Tax my tequila . No way, jose. Cuervo [ cheers and applause ] [ chanting ] jimmy hey. [ light laughter ] ive got to say, it seems like trump himself might already be a li b check him out, this is real. Check him out signing an executive order executive order earlier this week. Watch this. [ sigh ] [ laughter ] jimmy has it been four years yet . Okay . [ laughter ] how much longer until i can run for pope . [ laughter ] this week, during his first interview as president , donald trump brought abcs david muir into the white house. It was the first time we got a a glimpse into trumps oval office. It was really interesting. Trump even showed off some new paintings he has on the wall. Take a look at this. So were in the oval office. This is the oval office. I actually put some pictures up that i thought would be great. Some of the paintings that i thought would be really appropriate, and i bring people in [ laughter ] jimmy did you notice steve that looked like alf. Jimmy that was that alf. Steve theres a painting of alf . Jimmy i dont know. Can i just see that again . Because i think i missed something. Some of the paintings that i thought would be really appropriate. And i bring people in [ applause ] steve okay. Jimmy okay. Steve i dont think thats real. Jimmy nofilter. No filter. [ light laughter ] i heard that a growing number of couples are incorporating marijuana into their weddings. Yeah. When the priest asks them to say i do. They go, do what . [ laughter and applause ] i dude and finally, if you go online and read about politics on facebook these days, it can feel like people are really divided. So we sent our writer becky to the streets of new york to find real republicans and democrats and get them to try and find things that they had in common. Take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] so youre republican and youre democrat and there may be issues you dont agree on but theres got to be something you both have in common. What is your favorite day of saturday. Monday. [ buzzer ] hmm, all right. What do you like better, day or night . Night. Early morning. [ buzzer ] would you say youre a day or night person . Both. Im both. [ bell dings ] yeah, burn the candle at both ends. Lll yes yay Common Ground [ applause ] whats your favorite animal . Dog. Tiger. [ buzzer ] did you ever hold a frog . No. Of course. Yeah, as a child. [ buzzer ] when you were a a child, what was your favorite tv show . Friends. I go friends, yes. [ bell dings ] we made it. Yes, we made it. [ applause ] you both love friends. Yes. Whats your favorite pizza topping . Olives. Meat lovers. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] whats your favorite dessert . Cookies. New york cheesecake. [ buzzer ] do you like ice cream served cold or warm. Cold. Cold. [ bell dings ] you guys both like ice cream served cold. [ applause ] do you want to look at each other and give each other a a compliment. Youre very pretty. Thank you. You seem very nice. Thank you. Now do you have a compliment for me . [ light laughter ] whats your favorite season . Spring. Summer. [ buzzer ] whats your favorite holiday . Christmas. Christmas. [ bell dings ] Common Ground [ applause ] you both love christmas. O what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh hey if you were eating a hot dog on the fourth of july what topping would you put on the hot dog . Ketchup. Me, too. [ bell dings ] oh [ applause ] you both put ketchup on your hot dog. Do you have any pets . I have a dog. I have a dog. [ bell dings ] all we love dogs [ barking ] do you guys want to look at each other and give each other a compliment . Sure. I like your coat. Thats a nice hoodie youre wearing. [ laughter ] we found some Common Ground oh yeah we were friends who werent down oh yeah they said we couldnt do it if we tried we found Common Ground all Common Ground [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah [ cheers and applause ] Common Ground join us again next week everybody. On monday, my man Ricky Gervais will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and Vanessa Hudgens will be here as well. [ cheers and applause ] and vanessa and i have something fun planned together, be sure to tune in for that. Then, later this week, Dakota Johnson will be here, keanu reeves is going to do standup on the show. We have Kristen Stewart and gordon ramsay, theyll all be steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well also have performances from ub40, will be here. Steve whoa jimmy thats right. The lumineers. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey jimmy and big sean will be here next week. Its going to be good. But first, tonight we have a a great, great, great show. She is the best, it makes us all so happy when she comes to visit from the big new netflix show Santa Clarita diet, Drew Barrymore is here, tonight [ cheers and applause ] Santa Clarita diet, drew and i are going to talk about the new show and then shes going to set some really awesome Guinness World records tonight. Steve ooh. Jimmy you dont want to miss it. Its going to be great, yeah. Plus, hes one of the most respected journalists in television news. Tom brokaw is dropping by. Steve ah, beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have great music from Parquet Courts look at that right there. [ cheers and applause ] Human Performance is the name of the record. And if you do buy the vinyl, it comes with like a nice beautiful booklet in h artwork as well. Steve oh my gosh lhlh jimmy you used to call them the butter courts, right . Butter . Steve yes. Jimmy its parquet. [ laughter and applause ] steve you got me jimmy guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i just check my inbox. Ill return some emails. And of course, i send out thank you notes and i was just [ cheers and applause ] its a good thing to do. I was running a bit behind today so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind id just like to write up my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you notes writing music, please . Lhlh steve wow. Jimmy mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm, mmm mmm. [ laughter ] steve you talked about jimmy mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm [ mumbling ] happy birthday. [ laughter ] thank you, classic patriots logo, or as Kellyanne Conway calls you, dad . [ laughter and applause ] steve hey oh jimmy i like it. I like that outfit. Steve really . Jimmy fantastic. Absolutely. I dug it. Jimmy thank you, fancy menus, printed entirely in italian. For forcing me to choose between either sounding like an idiot or ordering spaghetti. [ laughter and applause ] its like, uh, ill get the uh, frigara frigaralini. Its with the ill get the spaghetti, thanks. Steve ziti olive oil. Jimmy when youre here, yourre family, dude. Steve hey, pasta italiano. Jimmy we have that. Thats our slogan. Steve yeah. Jimmy did you know that . When youre here youre family. We got that legally from the olive garden. Steve oh, yeah. [ laughter ] its legal, and all. Jimmy its a good story. Because we said we used to say all the time. When youre here youre family. Just goofing around. And then they changed their slogan and then legally the president came on the show, and we signed the contract and now we legally own when youre here youre family. Steve yeah. Jimmy so [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. When youre here, youre family. I forgot. We got to do more with that. Steve yeah. Whats their new logo . Jimmy whats their slogan now . Can someone google it . Do you know what it is . All were all family here. Jimmy its a little similar to our slogan. [ laughter ] steve are you thinking what im thinking . Jimmy we got to take them to court, dude. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] sue him jimmy weve got to sue olive garden. Steve weve got to sue them. Lhlh jimmy we should totally do that. Steve youre awarded 20 bread sticks. Jimmy i would totally do that. Yeah. I would go on judge judy and sue olive garden. [ laughter ] steve who put sauce on my leg . Jimmy oh, weve got to do that, i think it would be great. Oh man, i would totally do that. [ laughter ] steve pasta italiano. Jimmy thank you, falcons owner arthur blank for having a a last name that makes me wonder if your parents left a a line empty on your birth certificate. [ laughter and applause ] they definitely went with arthur. Steve arthur what . Jimmy oh, hes like cher. Steve he has but one name, arthur. Jimmy hes got one name. Jimmy thank you, push and pull signs on doors. I appreciate the help, but im still going to make the wrong decision. [ laughter and applause ] steve get rid of the handle. Jimmy thank you, dogs, for basically being wolves that were like, eh, i give up. [ laughter and applause ] steve whatever. Eat out of the bowl. Jimmy you got the food . Great. Steve lets do it. Jimmy ill eat out of a a bowl, lets do it. Steve i dont got to look no more . Im good. Steve awoo jimmy ruff [ laughter ] steve its rough out there. Jimmy thank you, the bachelor for making tinder seem like a downright classy way to meet people. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Drew Barrymore. [ barking ] [ cheers and applause ] sorry theres no elevator in this wing. I made you a little snack. Sweet dreams nutrition alert, enjoy that breakfast jimmy hello mr. Khaled. Do you have a tax question . I use my crib as a bed n breakfast from time to time. The question is, can i deduct some of the complementary room items . Thats the question you feel me . Yes, you can enter them here. Great because i love to keep my people happy. Mr. Khaled. Jimmy whats good . I clogged my toilet up i got you the goalie has studied every one of your shots. She knows youre going for her left corner. She even teases you, calling the shot. But her legs are the ones trembling, not yours. Time to shine. Orbit. Sometimes you capture the moment. And sometimes, it captures you. Marriott now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. So no matter where you go, you are here. Join or link accounts. Oh, look weve got fees ew, really . Oh, its our verizon bill look at them. Line access fee, administrative fees, there are even taxes on top of them. Decent people shouldnt have to live like this did i get it . Tmobile ends surprise fees and taxes thats right, with tmobile one, taxes and fees are now included 4 lines, 40 bucks each. All unlimited, all in. New year, time to get rid of stuff. Simplify, declutter, unplug, purge, or even quit cold turkey. I raise turkeys without growthpromoting antibiotics, hormones, or steroids. If youre looking for little ways to simplify life, place to start. My name is tammy plumlee, and i raise honest, simple turkey for shady brook farms. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome back. Welcome back. We are joined right now by a a golden globe awardwinning actress. Starting next friday you can see her opposite timothy olyphant, in a brand new Netflix Series called Santa Clarita diet. One of our most favorite people, Drew Barrymore [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats how you do it right there. That is how you do it. Thank you for playing sza, who is so awesome and i instagram me, like, words like mouthing the words to her songs. Called Drew Barrymore. Which is crazy jimmy yeah, i know. I heard that it its pretty crazy. Its so crazy jimmy is that the first time . That cant be the first time . I dont know. Ive seen weird things about me my whole life [ light laughter ] but that, to me is like a, you know, like the top. Jimmy yeah. To have a song written yeah. And she also says the lyrics, mom jeans and tacos. So i really am excited about this song. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Thats so nice of her, yeah. Im like, theres like a a lack of perfection and a wink and back bite to the song. And so anyway jimmy you dont wear mom jeans. I shouted out that i loved her, and she shouted out back, and its all awesome. Jimmy you could pull off mom jeans. Im im getting to the mom jean point. Jimmy no, you are not. I know that you youre in a youre in a fanny pack phase, or was. Always. [ light laughter ] i think i might have been born with a fanny pack. [ laughter ] jimmy that is not true. Theres no way its marsupial living. [ light laughter ] and, im sorry for all the women out there. I just dont get this thing. What what really . Were were going carry bags like this . Jimmy oh, yeah. Its like jimmy that seems comfortabl i dont get it i dont get it. Jimmy just fanny pack it out, man. I want to be like, yeah. What up . Jimmy whats up, yeah. Zip, zip, zip, zip. Eh, ah. Fanny, ah. [ laughter ] the fanny packs song. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Jimmy i i got to hug and kiss the babies back stage. Theyre the cutest kids in the world. So my kids came in and i was like, hi, girls. Theyre like wheres uncle jimmy . [ laughter ] and i was like how was school . Jimmy yeah, i got some good hugs. Yeah. Jimmy and then just gosh, they look just like you, and its so great. Its just so cute to look at, and we were talking and you you told me that you went through some storage unit that you had, and you found these old photos. I did. Jimmy and i had to show it to everybody, because the kids have to see this, too. I mean, it is them but, explain this this photo. I i just [ laughter ] jimmy i love it. I mean, it is fancy, fancy. Its like you know, youre 7yearsold, and instead of going to school and being in your uniform, i went to a photo shoot jimmy youre the queen of england, yeah. And got, like, full gold lemme elizabethan clown collar. [ laughter ] and i, yeah, i unearthed that in this crazy moving day. Jimmy do you remember doing this photo shoot . That photo shoot not so much, but i do want to get that outfit. Jimmy yeah. I really jimmy this with a fanny pack and thats a friday night. Yes jimmy thats a friday night. Thats moms jeans and tacos right there, man. [ applause ] yeah, it is. Jimmy i i want to talk about so many things. cause youre very busy. You have so many great things going on. The wine is fantastic. Jimmy and then flower beauty. Yep. Jimmy you started this thing. And i go, great, thats perfect. You have a line of makeup. Its great. It is gang busters. Its all over place. Its everywhere. Youre winning awards, not only from every fashion magazine and and magazine, but also customers like it . Im so thrilled [ laughter ] its not easy to start a a business. Its intimidating and its scary, but i think if youre wellintended and you work hard enough, you know, good things can happen. I think flower beauty is honestly like barrymore wines is a passion and its im very passionate about it. Im not an oenophile. I talk like a valley girl. Can you imagine, like, winemakers are like, oh, no. This girl. [ light laughter ] shes making wine. I get it. Im a im a wine producer, its a side job, but for me the beauty business is a real lesson in, like, if you have a a dream and you work hard enough, things can be possible. Because it was an upstart, and and we started with nothing. Jimmy i dont know if anyone understands, like, how much work goes into it too, because you travel all around with your its a its a team of people. We go all over the world for it and were about to launch in mexico, which im so excited about, and weve just you know, we started it six years ago, and were were still going. Which is amazing. Its a its a blessing. Jimmy this has just landed in korea, you said youre getting into masks now, flowers . Weve been doing a lot of skin care research. Jimmy yeah, this is this is not frightening at all. Yeah. Jimmy thats [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy thats the new petra, who is that woman right there. Jimmy yeah. Right there. Is in the audience, and we do flower beauty together and have, sinc its my favorite picture of her. [ laughter ] its, like, thats not thats not what she really looks like. But jimmy man, you put the work into it, and it pays off. Congratulations on all of that. Thank you. Jimmy im just so happy and i did a mask for you before the show. I was like, i want to