Transcripts For WRC The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2

Transcripts For WRC The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20170418

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 655 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey welcome welcome oh, looking good out there. Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. This is the show, baby. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking you know what what are we talking about . Jimmy the white house easter egg roll. Steve whoa. Whats about it . Jimmy that happened today, and it was really cute. You know, they had a little podium, a miniature podium where kids could pretend to be trumps press secretary. [ laughter ] yeah, the winner the winner got some candy while the loser got the job. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy no kidding. Steve thats not fair. Jimmy trump really has fun with it, though. Every time the kid went for an easter egg, hed hit it with a a 9iron. [ laughter ] and then, losers. Too bad you lost. [ laughter and applause ] always nice to see the president celebrating easter, so we thought it would be fun to kind of put together a a little scrapbook of the president s posing with bunnies. Take a look at this. Jimmy there we go. Thats it. [ laughter and applause ] wait, what . Steve whoa jimmy hey actually, the easter bunny that was at the white house today went viral because of the face that it waki look at this easter its true. This is real. [ laughter ] thats the expression that americans have had for about 100 days now. Steve what . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that bunny took a a look at trump, said, oh, my god a talking carrot [ laughter ] wait. Can we see him without his mask on . See, i knew trump wasnt [ laughter ] no, no, the easter bunny. No, the easter oh, forget it. A lot of people are talking about this, though. The National Anthem was played at the white house today, and trump actually forgot to put his hand over his heart. Take a look at melania here. Oh say can you see [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. She was like, just pretend you have one, and put your hand over it. [ laughter and applause ] it seems like trump is always fighting with the media. Over the weekend, though, his son don jr. Posted a photo where hes wearing a new tshirt. Check this out. [ light laughter ] ill tell you whos fake news, the guy that told him that shirt fits. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyyo oh hey, thank you. Oh oh jimmy on friday, Bernie Sanders gave a speech at a ben jerrys factory in vermont to discuss energy policy, but take a look at the podium they gave him. [ laughter ] hes saying, i scream, you scream, but nobody screams like i scream [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] nobodys screams like i scream. Some entertainment news, here. The latest fast and the furious movie, the fate of the furious, had one of the biggest Easter Box Office openings of all time. Yeah. Even jesus was like, those guys came back again . [ laughter and applause ] even i stopped at one sequel. [ light laughter ] but this is interesting. A new poll finds that more than half American Adults say theyve smoked marijuana. [ one clap ] [ laughter ] steve there we go. Jimmy Perfect Timing on that. Steve yeah. Jimmy that was just perfect times on that. Steve just late enough. Jimmy oh, yeah, i get it. Okay. [ laughter ] there is no sense in saying the punchline. Steve yeah. Jimmy i mean, thats funny. Thats funnier than the joke, yeah. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, man. Jimmy its just perfect. Its like, huh . Oh, i get it. [ laughter ] hes like, no, i didnt say anything. Oh, forget it. [ cheers and applause ] theres no joke. Perfect. It couldnt have been couldnt write that. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Finally, im not sure what was going on here, but at the Washington Nationals game yesterday, their mascots got into a bit of a fight. Check out what happened to the Teddy Roosevelt mascot. See how much you see. They were having a normal race, but here come the mascots taking out the president. Teddy gets around, so hes going to win, right . [ laughter ] the easter bunny takes him out. Jimmy oh, my [ light laughter ] on the bright side of that, bunny just got a job at united airlines. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody it is monday. Were so happy to be back. Weve got a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, Academy Awardwinner kevin spacey will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, senator Elizabeth Warren will be joining us. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have music from altj. You dont want to miss that. Its a good show. [ applause ] but first, what a show. You guys came to the right show. Steve oh. Jimmy this is a hot show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we love this woman. Steve love her jimmy the star of the new film, colossal, Anne Hathaway is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gorgeous and super cool. Were going to catch up with her, then anne and i will do a a fun new musical thing that weve never done before. Jimmy stick around for that. [ cheers ] plus yeah. Plus from the Emmy Awardwinning hbo show, veep gosh, hes a funny human being. Steve he is funny. Jimmy tony hale is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have great music from ed sheeran is here [ cheers and applause ] hes a talented guy. I got to be honest. I am exhausted. Steve why . Jimmy i hosted i hosted saturday night live over the weekend. And i had the best time. [ cheers and applause ] i am a mess. I am, like, scramble my brain is scrambled. I dont know how you do it every week, but, it was so much fun. I remember i was with lorne because we were doing the monologue. And im like, what do we do for the monologue . Because we were trying to think of a good song to sing. I was texting questlove. Im like, do you got any ideas for a song . And i was like, ugh. I was like, really, just any idea coming up with ideas. And i go i emailed lorne. Im like, wang chung, everybody . I didnt hear back from him after that. [ light laughter ] then i go, lets dance . And he was like, i like that. Lets do that. Bowie. Thats great. So, we did that, and we called nile rodgers. And he came and played with the band and who, you know, he played on the original and produced the original. But right . Produced it, right . Questlove yeah, he produced it. Jimmy yeah, its hes amazing, but he came in, and everything just came together. What a great, talented cast, writers, the crew, everybody, hair and makeup. I just loved everybody very much. So thank you to lorne and saturday night live. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I had the best time. Party at the parents house jimmy so much fun. Party at my parents house [ laughter ] jimmy its such an ear worm. Thats stuck in my head all its still oh oh that was mikey day, right . Steve yeah, mikey and streeter, yeah. Jimmy streeter, these guys wrote he was like, i love it. He was like, oh, we have an idea for you. Civil war sketch where youre a a civil war and youre singing, like, an old civil war song, and then you just have, like, a a good hook. Steve a big, fat hook. Jimmy a big, fat hook. Like oh oh oh party at my parents house wear off oh oh oh everybody making out oh oh oh oh its a party at my parents house [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so dumb. I got to get that out of my system. I dont want to hear that ever again. [ light laughter ] guys, i always say our shows so lucky to have the greatest band in all of light night, the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] roots, roots jimmy i know, theyre great yeah, yeah steve hey, roots jimmy but it [ audience chanting roots ] jimmy please no barking tonight. [ light laughter ] i just dont i want one show where the audience doesnt bark. Steve one, just one. Jimmy just one show. Steve someone let the dogs out. [ light laughter ] jimmy who did let the dogs out . Steve who, who . Who let the dogs out . [ light laughter ] jimmy it isnt always fun and games. From time to time, we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience, and we have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. Its time for freestylin with the roots. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] time to freestyle with the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey roots, you ready to do this . Steve heyyo jimmy oh, oh party at my parents house oh oh oh oh oh oh were gonna live forever jimmy all right. [ light laughter ] who wants the roots to sing a a song about them . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, get over here. Lets go. Absolutely. Come on over. How you doing . Hi, good. How are you . Jimmy whats your name . Lauryn, oh. Jimmy can you hold that . Lauryn harper. Jimmy lauryn harper. Very good, lauryn. Lauren, where are you from . Charlotte, North Carolina. Jimmy hey, no way. [ cheers ] i love it there. Wait, its with a y, though. [ laughter ] so youre from where did you say youre from, North Carolina . Charlotte, North Carolina, yeah. Jimmy charlotte, Research Triangle park . Yeah. Jimmy no. Okay, is it . No, is that North Carolina . It is, it is, yeah. Jimmy but not close to there. Okay, good. Charlotte. [ light laughter ] sure, sorry. Im going to stop asking you questions. Its not going well. [ light laughter ] charlotte, North Carolina. Finally, were gng in new york. Whats your favorite thing to do in the spring . Um, probably sit outside. [ laughter ] you know, in my bathing suit, tan a little bit. Jimmy yeah, okay. Tan a little bit. Jimmy sit outside, that sounds like fun. [ light laughter ] tan a little bit. Jimmy guys, we have lauryn. Its with a y, so dont even think its with an e. [ light laughter ] shes from charlotte, North Carolina. Her favorite thing to do in the spring its spring time. Theres flowers are budding. Its a beautiful time to sit outside. [ laughter ] and for this first one, the voice was on earlier tonight, and i was thinking maybe you can do, like, a a blake sheltonstyle country song, like a country come on, tariq. [ light laughter ] well if anybodys asking youre rolling with the captain so lauryn dont be boring enjoy the ride its spring for me and ill sing for you in charlotte North Carolina too where your favorite thing to do is just sit outside [ cheers ] lauryn sits outside lauryn loves to sit outside spell lauryn with a y with a y [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, buddy. Who else . Who else . Who else . Over there . Oh, come over here. Yeah. Excuse me. Hey, how are you doing, buddy . Nice to see you. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy hey, buddy. Its nice to see you. Hey, how are you doing . Im doing good. How are you . Jimmy hey, how are you doing, buddy . Nice to see you. Hello. Im doing great, jimmy. How are you . Jimmy thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Im doing great. Yeah, thank you. Dont get up. Everyone else did. Yeah, you are special. [ cheers ] you sit down. That makes sense. Hey, how are you doing, guys . Looking good. Hi [ cheers and applause ] here, get up. How are you doing, buddy . Bob choice. Jimmy bob . Is that bob with a y . [ light laughter ] no, but no y. No y. Jimmy the fate of the furious was the number one movie at the box office this past weekend. A lot of flashy cars in that movie. What was your first car . Triumph tr6. Jimmy oh, i dont know what that is. Thats back in the day, man. [ light laughter ] jimmy triumph . Triumph, which one . Tr6. Jimmy tr6. Wow, thats better than a tr5. That was a yeah, that was old, man. [ light laughter ] jimmy triumph, they make cars . Its a british leyland car. Jimmy oh, oh really . Yeah. Its terrible. Jimmy okay, oh, yeah. Like me. Jimmy no, no. Like me. Jimmy what was the longest road trip you took in that car . 1,200 miles. Jimmy where did you go . From i grew up in ohio, and i went to school in tampa, florida. Jimmy cut to the chase, bob. [ laughter ] whats the story . Yes. Jimmy im getting the whole biography, bob. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From ohio to tampa. Jimmy ohio to tampa. There you go. Thats a fun road trip. Ohio to tampa. Guys, we got our pal, bob, here. He was born in ohio, but he couldnt really say he was from ohio. Im from ohio. Jimmy i know hes from ohio. A triumph tr6, and his longest trip he took in that car is from ohio to tampa. For this next one its always fun to rock out on a a road trip. Can you guys do, like, a a metallica . [ cheers and applause ] come on, roots. Jimmy yeah, no, really do it. Like loud. Yeah, make it loud. Here we here we are you in the car send me to the place miles to the car it wasnt a ford it wasnt a dodge it was a triumph tr6 it was his first car took it for a ride man thats far 1,200 miles ohio to tampa in that tr6 car [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry. Youre going up top. Thats all right. Thought you were going down bottom. I didnt know where to highfive you. [ cheers and applause ] hey hey, stand up. Yeah. How are you doing . Good, how are you . Jimmy great, can you hold that if you dont mind . What is your name . Lisa. Jimmy lisa . Yep. Jimmy ly . [ light laughter ] lisa, the nba play playoffs just started this weekend. Oh, my. Jimmy who is your favorite basketball player . Hmm. [ laughter ] jimmy we picked the perfect person, yeah. Make up a name. Make up a name. Um, um, lebron james. Jimmy there you go. Thats a great one. Thats a good answer. [ applause ] yeah, okay. Jimmy lebron, we love lebron. If you had your own basketball team, what would your mascot be, lisas team . Um, hmm. Um, it has nothing to do with april the giraffe, but a a giraffe. [ light laughter ] jimmy why does that have nothing to do with it . Its my favorite since before her. Jimmy you invented giraffes solely . Exactly. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i love that. All right. Lisa, guys, we have lisa. Her favorite basketball player is you guessed it lebron james. [ laughter ] and if she had her own basketball team, their mascot would be a giraffe because she invented the giraffe. [ light laughter ] for this last one in honor of the nba playoffs, can you guys do, like, a jockjams type of song, like arena, some type of nba playoff thing . Oh oh oh lisas into fashion yall oh oh oh oh shes not into basketball oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well say her favorites lebron james oh oh oh oh everybody have a laugh oh oh oh oh her mascot is a giraffe oh oh oh oh roots we turn the party out oh oh oh oh its a party at my parents house [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you guys. 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Celebrate with us and get 16 below msrp on select chevy vehicles in stock. R. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Award winning actress starring in the new movie colossal, which is in select theaters now and nationwide this friday. Please welcome the very talented, the very lovely, Anne Hathaway. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. You look gorgeous. Welcome back to the show. Are you feeling the love right there . Oh my god, that was incredible. Jimmy come on, they love you, anne. [ cheers ] you got to feel the love. I got to say quickly before we get into the interview, your baby is gorgeous. Thank you, oh my jimmy what a cute little kid. Thank you so much. Hes backstage. Jimmy how old is he . Hes a year. Jimmy a year old . Hes a year old. Jimmy a year gosh, hes so cute. Is he walking . I know you were helping him almost, almost, yeah, yeah, yeah, hes cruising, he can walk assisted, hes not quite walking yet. Party for him . I mean not like big, you know, i think it was i hope it was nice. [ laughter ] well, like, you know, we jimmy do you remember it . [ laughter ] honestly, like some of it jimmy yeah. But no, i think we did i think we did a good job. We had cake and sandwiches and corn cornhole. So that was good. But i dont know because i think people have crazy expectations nowadays. Because i was looking for a a birthday present for him, dont laugh, in an antique store, but anyway [ laughter ] jimmy wow, oh man, kids love antiques. Babies loves antiques. Oh my god, you know what goes great with babies, dust. So so im in the store. Jimmy little faberge eggs. They love that. And the owner is asking me hes asking what im looking for, why am i looking for it. I tell him. And he gets so excited because he had a daughter. And hes like, oh, my god, oh, my god, i have the best idea for your sons birthday. And i was like, really, what . And he goes, well, i know this woman and she dresses up a a miniature pony like a unicorn and then that unicorn pulls a childs inside of it. [ laughter ] and i was like jimmy im in. Im in, by the way. I would totally do that. Good for you, i would as well. I jimmy for me. I would do it for my birthday. Youd arrive on the sled. Jimmy just arrive in a a unicorn . I mean the be

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