I hope everything hasnt changed so much, that i cant have the stuff i love, like tonight, i had you two over, were going to watch the cosby show tonight. Right. Supposed to be brand new episode. I love the cosby show. I love rude. I yes. Thee snow. Hes great. Yes. No one here to help you pick up whatever you just dropped. True. Whats this . Pepsi perfect. Woe love text i perfect. Have you guys tried the new cocacola classic. They have new flavor out. I think it will catch on. Are you all right . Yes, i think im fine. I wish there were people here to help us out. Usually 15, 16 people in the studio . So 2015, no camera period . Weird. I guess we should still do the news. There is stuff there in the prompter. Okay. All right. Youre the man. Okay. Let me sub in here for just a second. By the way, speaking of bill cosby, bill cosby is replacing his long time lawyer, martin de singer, did you see that . This as he faces some legal trouble over some court documents. I dont even understand what i am reading. Cosby is like americas dad. Yes. He is in trouble . Why is he in trouble . I dont know, we watch him what every thursday night . Extramarital affairs . What are you talking about . No way. Drugging and sexually assaulting women . No. Ill have the show on tonight. Okay. Hold on second. Oh, no. Let he relax little bit. Okay. Okay . Theyre telling me people dont smoke on tv any more . I think do you have put that out. Well, why dont we have ashtrays on the set . No. What, yesterday i was watching Morton Downey junior, he smokes on his show. Okay. Now yesterday we were in 198 a, mike. Now were in 2015. Things little different. October but my head is still in 198 a. They say it couldnt be done in 1903 when the writes brother flew flew. They say it couldnt be done in 1969 when man walk on the moon, and tonight, they say i cant do this entire show without smoking a cigarette. All right. Were going to find out. Were going to find out. But let me tell you something. Just yesterday i was watching that show, Morton Downey, jr. Hes smoking. Okay, lets go ahead, try to do the news. All right. All right . Thats what i was trying to do a minute ago. I guess whats the premise again . This is 2015. This is 2015. But acting like but were from 198 a. Not acting. Were from 198 a. I got it now. Okay. News headlines. In politics we should know very soon if Vice President joe biden Vice President joe biden . The Vice President is george bush. No. Joe biden is going to run for president . So, sources close to the Vice President say the decision coming soon, if he chooses to run, it would be his third try for the white house since 1988. What . So biden calls himself president obamas kin drayed spirit. Is that right . Is that the president . We have a black president . Wait a minute. We have a black president . Thats big time news. And it is not Jesse Jackson . Well, he was running just last year in the 84 campaign. Imagine that . Thats right. Who is this guy . In the teleprompter it sado bamm a. Whats his name . Probably dave obama. Barack . Barack obama. Well, there is also some information this morning about donald trump of course he is building the sky scrape nerves manhattan like craze. I yes. Good news for him. Hes up in the polls. Now, what pole would that be . Running for president , too. Hes running for president . Yes. Wow. Look at this, new wall street journal pole says hes the first choice of gop primary voters. He had 25 of support . That is up 21 . From 21 just last month . You know, i cant believe trump is running for president. He just purchased 75 acres of lands in manhattan on the west side of manhattan for 88 million. It is going to be called television city, which was to consist of dozens of skyscrapers, mall, and riverfront park. That sounds familiar. Yes. Interesting. Donald trump. All right, avenue question for anybody who is still watching. And if you are, tweet me. Whats tweeting . Sorry. Okay, tweeting . I went ahead. Like a bird . What are these things, by the way . Do we eat off these . What are these . Oh, look at that. Whats that thing . How do you even do that without people in the studio . And it is blue. They have whoever boards, now whoever birds. Whats the bird signify . I dont know, like over me. Push it away. Push it away. What are these . What is this thing . I dont know. Looks like a plate, like modern plate. Thats if you have a whole dinner. Looks like device the professor was using. Oh, youre right, yes. Maybe it will get us back. I dont know if im feeling 2015. I saw this last week, i went to a sushi pallor, sushi bar. In 1958 awed lot of sushi. I was eating sushi. He was eating raw fish, i dont know about sure. I they would is her of it on this thing, plate for sushi, yes. Okay. Is that it . Are we done . Are we done . Ya. Now, we actually, when we first thought of this, thought we could do that for an hour. No you thought we could do therefore an hour. I got so confused during the whole thing. You are always confused. Wow. It is a story that many well, some people are laughing. Now going back to 2015. Now were back. So done . Done. Get all of this stuff off . Ya. Because i saw this story yesterday, and i nearly cried. And i noticed that the whole country has take answer look at this video. This is a story in our area, two student with downe syndrome, were crowned homecoming king and queen, this is up at central bucks. Yep. South. Cb south. Warrington, pa. It happened over the weekend. So while everyone is so excited, when they were announced, the king and the queen, wait until you see how the king reacts. Lauren, tell us about this. cheers . Look how thrilled he is. His name is nick. Yes, and here he is, right here. Yeah. Oh, look at that. How excited are you . Very excited. Tell me what went through your head friday when they called your name . What did you do . What did you think . I think it was awesome. It was beyond awesome. And now everyone all across the country has seen you on this video. What do you think about that . Amazing. Taylor was your escort. I have to be careful. Taylor, you were brought to tears when all of this happened. What do you think about this . I think amazing, just amazing. What does it say to the student at the school . It is not a surprise. All such a great community, everyone cares for each other, just a great school. Then lilly and she still has her sash and her crown. Hello, queen. Hey. How do you feel this morning . It feels awesome. I love my cb south. I love everyone here at south. You love everyone here. Apparently they love you too. Amen. Amen, i heard an amen. Oh, look at the hugs and the loving here this morning. Okay, the kings mother in the building, get over here, this is what he said, mike and alex. This is the kings mom. How do you feel this morning, just answer all of this, mike jerrick says hi, mom. How do you feel after all of this has happened to your son . Overwhelm, excited, overwelmed, im amazed at the kids, the community, the outpouring of support, it is amazing. You get a lot of calls, we wont call names, but a lot of people are calling. Yes, yes, a lot of tv, press, amazing, amazing. What do you think this says to the entire country when Something Like this happens . I just think our kids are amazing. Yes, they are. The queens mom snuck in. You want to come over . Come here. Common. Lilly says get over here mom. Oh, and a big hug. Dont lose your crown. How do you feel . Oh, it is amazing, the community here is wonderful. I cant say enough good things about our kids, and the kids at cb south. What do you think this means for your caughter . This is going to be lifetime memory that she will always have, and she will always be able to think back on with really fun thoughts for her senior year. I know, so congratulations to the king and queen. You toll me youll have them chant again one last time, right . Are we going to do it . Well do it. Lets do it. I, i believe, i believe that, i believe that we. I believe that we. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. Oh, my gosh i love it. I can tell you they have won, all winners right there. Mike, alec, back to you. Cb south. He needs to go to the eagles game. He does. The next one. I mean, come on, thats right, rock star. Look at him, peace out. We need him at the temple game. Thats fantastic. Very, very cool. Okay, how about this story . Because this is the day where people were a twitter about this yesterday afternoon on specially twitter, a mother from california whose video has been seen around the world now, defending her dance moves. Look at her. She 28 years old. Her name is christina little. Caused quite a stir when she posted this video showing off her hip hop dance moves. So she is, well, basically seven months pregnant, but she says there is no reason to be concerned about her. She says she believes her dancing is safe and also, keeping her body strong, in shape, better prepared for labor, she says. She says if she believed her dancing could hurt her unborn child, of course she would stop it. Remember, he is not jumping up and down. You see women eight month, seven months running marathons. And a lot of people, you know, look at that and say how can that be . She looks perfectly fine. Supposed to continue to exercise. I had personal treanor with brody when i was pregnant, i didnt have one with laundry, and people would stop me, like in the gym, they would be like he was doing like tummy exercises and stuff, again, like she said, you want to be healthy when you, yep. And so people were always like why would you work out . Why wouldnt you . Youre supposed to be healthy. I know my mother, they would walk around with my dad, she would walk around the park, though walk, the neighborhood, the mall, yes. And they tell to you do a lot of walking specially if you want to have that brain. I someone tweeted me yesterday saying im 33 and i walk malls. What do you have to say about me . Yes, im 33. Is there something wrong with me . I say no, youre just shopping. It is called shopping. Okay, so, this actress, and i guess new mom, too, i think, olivia wild, she instagram a picture many moms probably relate to, jen, what do you think this . So super hilarious, look at her, basically said i call this hairstyle quote the kit alive products, sweat, string cheese, crayons, snot, script of panic. Basically saying the kids stuff gets all over everything include r her hair. Of course she is married, has otis one jerold, jason, her husband, guess what . Good for her. Because some of these women they make it look so good. Jesse james, the Country Singer with the husband. Yes. She had baby recently, she was instagram g her tummy, look, the baby is four month old. So i still have a tim. It is not easy to get perfect within weeks. Yes think back to my mom and dad. And they were covered in all of our fluids. Yes. Here they had six kids. I remember one time all six of us were stuffed in to our buick, it was a maroon colored buick, and my dad was driving the car. I think we had four in the back, and two in the front. And my sister joanne is next to me, and i am a sitting here in the passenger seat, no seatbelt, driving around like this. And my sister joanne ate a hershey bar, like earlier in the day. And she barfed it all up while driving. Im trying to claw my way out of the car, my dad doesnt miss a beat. While turning a corner, he pulls out like a white handerchief out of his suit, and collect the barf into the handerchief and keeps driving. Wow. I can still see the cher she chocolate blah. Okay, you dont have to describe it. There are about a thousand barf stories i have. Brody was known as poopzeooka. Hair all done, make up done, see the baby oh, im change ago diaper, look at me, or im doing this. No, thats the reality, youre role messed up, stains on your clothes, thats what moms go through. More real now. Back in the day in the 50s, go back in time, sue, what was the name of the show with june clever, leave it to beaver. Leave it to beaver. Would be vacuuming with pearls and heals. Oh, ward, welcome home. Nice to see you. That was part of it, they didnt have extra all day job. Thats true. Tweeting and social media andres g up. I need to engage more. How about this . Mike, i love your stories are your daughter started dating . Sure. This one wisconsin dad, being praised for the warning he gave to his daughters date. Did you see this . This i fine very weird. Yes. So here is the picture. Look weird . Dad, hes posing with his daughters homecoming date. It says in the caption whatever do you to my daughter ill do to you. That is just creep. I so posing for homecoming. All right, ill pose with you, too, you put your arms around her, ill put my arms around you. You kiss her, ill kiss you. The dad says i want to have a little fun here. Let him explain. I wanted to make light of the situation. It was her first date. We only met brady couple of times. So i was trying to be fun. I yes, it was kind of weird when we first like took the picture, and then he came over, put me in not so weird. We come from real small town. So he pretty much know everybody. Brady is a good kid, does good in sallyann. My wife is good friends with some of the teachers. So she keeps an ion it. So theyve been stalking braid. I apparently. And brady said yes no one talks about that part of the story. But brady was like im on that. Brady, brady will never go back to that house. That would be my advice to brady. Dont ever go back to that mans home. What if he likes the girl, the caughter . She will go to college, he can meet up with her. Many women out there. Thats a horrible thing to say. You know that michael j. Fox who was in the move that i were trying to parody today . That we were trying to parody. But now out of it, the prem cyst over . Done. People have been asking us to stop on twitter. Thats why my phone isnt out here. I didnt want to know how horrible it was. The worse parody. Dont blame it on me. It was a bad idea. It is all my fault. Dow like my coat though. Sharp. Do you like it . Did you have is that in your closet . No. It is our executive producers. Now youre throwing scott under the bus. Whats that about . I dont know. Michael j. Fox, who was in the movie, also Christopher Lloyd was in that movie, teaming one toyota to mark back to the fought your day which is today, the Company Released this commercial, just hours ago. Lets go to it now. It works, right . You bet you it works. So take first spin or what . Hop on in. What do you say get this baby up to 88 . Thats the speed that the time machine would go when they made the movie. 88 miles an hour. So the commercial on fuel technology, and the toyota something. It is Hydrogen Fuel cell electric car. The toyota spot titled fueled by the future. And the modem actually means future in japanese. And there is a local connection here, part of the commercial were actually shot at the diner in happens brook heights, new jersey. How about that . Look at that. Casino of cool. I havent seen michael in a long time. Nope. It is 9 20. Well, big surprise. Those lucky enough to witness Jimmy Kimmels show in person last night, yes, in brooklyn, well they new they would see jayz because he was a guest. But they had no idea what was coming. What jayz did that shocked even jimmy. And he brought on his fiancee, his wife, beyonce. No. No, i cant wait until the end of the week to see the doctor. Because of. Rabies. I was, i was, in the, i was saving some children from a coyote and it bit me. Well, what would you have me do just let the children die. Dont, hey dont tell me how rabies works. I know, im sorry, im sorry im just scared because im, ive never foamed at the mouth before. Hello. Miss. Find and book a doctor when you need one with zocdoc. All right, it is 9 23. I like that jimmy kimmel show out there in hollywood. But he moved his show to brooklyn for this week. Right . Yes. So, jayz was on last night, because all about brooklyn. And he is all about his new streaming service title. Title. But he actually had surprise in store, though. Ready for this . Yes. If you were in the audience, you got free particular tote surprise concert. I think this is actually at the concert. So he said after the show is over, jimmy kimmel, he took everybody from the audience and they walk over to the barkley sent their in brooklyn, he put concert on for them. By the way, ladies and fishes, beyonce came out and so did nicky minaj. Thats pretty cool. Thats fantastic. And that center like if you have never been, you know, it is like really cool. And you know what theyre doing in brooklyn, shutdown street, it is what we want to do with old sit. I atlantic avenue. Yes. I mean, thats casino of cool. And meek mills also there last night performing. What . Ya. What . Any time you see beyonce some casino of weird thing i saw with like two rings, people like did you get married . I dont know. I was looking on instagram, i saw pictures of him there. Chilling with mone davis, hey, mone. Mone at that . Mone, how old is mone . Fourteen. This young lady gets around. Having great time. What a life. She de is her of the it. I should have stayed with my softball team. I dont think it would have turn out the same way. You know one time i got most improved in a bowling league. Most improved . They gave me belt buck. I how much drinking was involved with that . Well, ya. Early 20s. Okay, this next story im really surprised about. Why dont you tell us about it . Sir paul mccartney, you know, no problem, who dont want to see paul . But guaranteed to have small audience, real intimate show, if you dont tell anybody about it, dont even know whats happening. He was in town. He was in philly. Nobody new about it. Can you believe that . Where the heck was this . At the Convention Center over at the pennsylvania Convention Center . Yep. Apparently convention of truckers. I didnt even know that. Bill burley guys diagnose big burley guys and trucks, women are truckers, too. Monday night. Small menu, but look at that. How do they keep that a secrete. I dont know. How is huey dillon not there . He rocked out for two hours. At the Convention Center, in front after bunch of truckers. Tmz did a story about beyonce, performed at private like performance, nobody new about that either. How much do you have to pay to get someone to do private show for you . I can tell you this, fish face, that years ago when the Kimmel Center opened, this is about 2002, i believe, and they invited elton john to dot opening, he sang about 20 minute, i heard that he made 2 million. Wow. Must be nice. Might have been a million. Anyway, a million at least. Quincy waiting on us. Well give him 5 to do this report right now. Heres quince. I were at libbys in wilmington, delaware, downtown wilmington, asking people, what do they think what do they want the world to be in 2045 .