6 hours ago OTTAWA – In light of renewed attention to the horrors of residential schools, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced that he will be taking immediate action on reconciliation by beginning all land acknowledgements with a shorter and slightly less meaningful land acknowledgement. “Before I begin this land acknowledgement, I want to start by acknowledging that I am making this land acknowledgement on unceded Algonquin Anishinabe territory,” said Trudeau, speaking at a recent press conference. “In my upcoming land acknowledgement, I will acknowledge that this is the ancestral home of the Algonquin people, and I’ll try to find something nice to say about them, like acknowledging them as the past, present and future caretakers of this land. I think that sounds pretty good, right?”