Im concerned about him because its going to be 96 degrees and well be shooting for six hours. Youll need fans for him. And i need him hydrated and i will be going crazy with this hair on my neck. Look whos in the kitchen. Oh, somebody who loves himself. His name is jay farrow. Hes ready to kick off the sixth season on snl on saturday. Hes going to teach us to play drop the mic. Does kanye get mad at you when you intimidate him . No man, hes cool, man. Were friends. Well, were looking down to sit next to you, farrowvor pharaoh, which is not your real name. It is my real name. Were going to start our own scandal. I like it, thank you, jay. You hang out, well bring wings because today is National Wing day. Chicken wing day. Its also National Pizza day i thought you was just assuming i wanted wings. I was going to be like what are you trying to say . What is going on in the mind of you . You already said my last name wasnt pharaoh when it is. Its also pizza day. If you were to have a wing would you want it with ranch or blue cheese. As a matter of fact, i dont even eat wings. I eat kale, thats what i eat. [ laughter ] and i bet you do pilates. I do pilates as well. Me and jayz. Yes, whats up. You, by the way are crazy. Im going on record. We want to have you and Whitney Cummings on at the same time. Wouldnt that be fun. Do you know whitney couplings . Yeah, i like whitney, we like each other, yeah. [ laughter ] you know, shes looking for a man . Really . Hey, thats a hell of a baby right there, all im saying. Are you taken because we could get no, i am single. And looking or just love being single. Listen, man, who knows what could happen. You know you could just fall in to somebody one day and then all of a sudden 30 years have passed. You dont know. Tell me about it. [ laughter ] listen, im singling, mingling, i like to rhyme when i stay stuff about being single. 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Todays tip is to bolster your will power. So basically theyre telling you to say no thingtothings you dont want to do. If theres a dinner invite you feel like youre only gaited its worth saying no. Tell the truth, say im really tired. Thanks so much well do it another time. Dont bing watch shows because youre having fomo. My sister thought it was mofo. I would havent known it, either. And for more tips, go to our face page. We said its National Chicken day but this is a bad day for tom brodie tom brady, the wayne brady is probably having a good day but tom is not. Look at that picture they chose on the daily news. And its hard to make him look back, but Roger Goodell upheld his suspension for underinflated footballs. The thing that grabbed the new york papers is they say tom brady destroyed his cell phone just before he was supposed to sit down with the nfl. Destroyed the sim card and the cell phone. I wonder how they did it. With a hammer . What do they do with . Maybe the same way Lindsey Graham did. He did everything in the world to it. He had 10,000 Text Messages on his personal phone there between 2014 november and march 2015. How do they know that if they havent found the phone . The records from his phone company . Yes the phone Company Keeps a list of Text Messages. They dont give you the content but they let you know what number you texted to and the time you did it. So i would know how many is normal for a person. He claimed that every four months hed get a new cell phone and because hes a person whos well known he would destroy it but they found another one of his from the past. So the coverup is worse than the crime. It looks terrible is right. Roger goodell said this rather than simply failing to cooperate, mr. Brady made a deliberate effort to conceal potentially relevant evidence and to undermine the investigation. It just you know, heres the thing. If you disliked tom brady you still do and if you think it was just gamesmanship and people do things when were talking about deflategate how big was the tin fraction after all and you shrug your shoulders and think it wasnt a big deal, i told you what went on in my house. Ive gotten a nfl Football Player in my house. Frank loves the patriots, loves belichick and hes a giant but he loves and he didnt see why it was such i said frank, its against the nfl rules. Theyre trying to uphold the integrity of the game. You start chipping away at something, all of a sudden you have a rugby game instead of the football game. Its a different thing. Well i think theyre saying he got a fourgame suspension, some guys who are arrested for Domestic Violence get the same penalty. Hes also the biggest face in football today and hes a role model for so many quds. That was the thing i dont like people to be disappointed to people. None of us are perfect. But its a long way down for being the most admired adored its like a bill cosby thing in the comedy world. To go from being beloved to belittled because its something that is self you brought it on yourself. Whats that called . Selfinflicted. But i do think there are levels of infractions. What do you think would have been fair . Probably a couple games for sure. But we dont know the details yet either, hoda that roger knows. Right. But i do think that if look, costas was on today talking about gamesmanship and he was saying there are things you do in baseball. Its all cheating. It is. But i think there are levels of it. Here we dont anything about sports. [ laughter ] gameining unfair advantage over an opponent. Thats just wrong, you know . Get an even Playing Field and may the best team win. I agree. Remember im the person playing in a basketball game look what hoda did. We were getting beaten so badly it was horrific. Im dribbling down the field trying to score some basket and the girl steals it from me. Again im further humiliated. Im laying flat on my back because she knocked me down so you what i did . I reached out, i grabbed her ankle and i pulled it. And she fell down. Badly. Flat. And i was what, jay . I have a story about football and im going to tell you, this is why i stopped playing, check this out, i was 52, i was 52 playing football i was one of the smallest dudes on the team. It was kickoff, we kicked to these big dudes, their name was deep creek. That was their name. They were like 14 are 15 617, they kick the ball to us, im running, im running i just stop, i said this aint gonna work. They hit me so hard my body flipped over like this and started running with that team. [ laughter ]ug well he has an option. But he did said that dong pick. That dong pick . Oh, my gosh, take no more shots of jay. Does that mean what i think it means . Im pg13. Im being pg13, you know what im saying. You whats interesting about this, though is he definitively just said he never, ever, ever and you better be care. Because text from his phones left his phone and want to someone elses phone. So they exist somewhere. No listen that was brett favre, im sorry, it was the wrong person. It was the wrong time period and i apologize and im so sorry to you. The next thing were doing is about a sweet dog. We have to show the sweet dog video. We have to show this sweet dog. Its important. Were not sure what it is but here it is. A sweet dog video. Roll this, please. Oh, its in the bed with the baby is the dog going to doing . No just sleeping you could have taken a picture of me with bambino this morning. But the dogs all tucked in. Anyway, the moms name is Kristin Lee Reinhart from raleigh north carolina. Shed been looking for the family dog all over and look where it was. In the bed with the baby. Thats sweet. 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And he has his first standup special on show time called can i be me . Take a look. Yall remember when phones was getting smaller and smaller and smaller . Now theyre getting bigger and bigger and bigger. By 2017 people will be Walking Around just like this. Yo, man you get my Text Messages . God got your Text Messages. How are you . Whats up . Are you in rare form today or is this how you are all the time . You mean turned up right . Yeah. You know, i know how to pick my spots but, you know, i had to jazz it up just a little bit because i knew i was coming on the show. Special for us. Do you watch the show . I do watch the show. Why . Because i mean, i feel like listen, me, i dont discriminate i like people of all ages and hey no, wait, wait, wait. And the fact that you all are 32 years old, i love that. Jay what is your cutoff limit. Youd like to be with betty white, wouldnt you . Betty white . Thats not the ideal one i would pick there. Whos your type of woman . I like a woman afterwards you know well, you know, when youre in the house and you know, i like a woman who knows how to cook and also knows how to kiss and knows how to take care of you and also can um get a discount at golden corral. Thats what i like. There you go. Allpurpose woman. All purpose. When you got the call for saturday night live which i guess is the call all comedians dream of. How did you hear you got that job . Lorne michaels called my phone and i missed it. Oh my gosh i think i was in the air or something heading back from california or something and then when i landed i had a voice message and they were like call the office and i called back and lorne answered and he said are you ready . Are you ready . I said am i ready . He was like are you ready to start a new life . I was like are you jesus . He said are you ready to come to new york . I said am i ready to come to new york . Mom, im moving out. I did a back flip i couldnt even back flip but i did a back flip. But she was so happy. I always told my mom mom, i want a job where i can travel and i also want a job where i get a suit, a tie, a desk and a mouse and i didnt know how i was going to get there but i went up in the studio and i had an office, a mouse and a desk but the suit i had to get myself. But you were making enough money to get a suit. Its a dream come true. You know the mothers day episode . Did you like that . That was my mom. I said no, i got a lot of pain in this face. Well, youve been in the hit in football a lot and traded and gone to the other team by default. Well you have an hbo special coming up. Showtime. When is that . August 1, this zblard this saturday night show us some of your techniques with the drop the mic. How do you do it . Show us here. I want you to this is going to be hilarious. Listen, okay, wait a minute, you do it like this, get the cameras up. Is the camera here. I know my worth. Im leaving. Is that kanye . No, that was me exiting a bad relationship. [ laughter ] now, what i need yall to do, it dont have you can mic drop on any situation, you know what im saying . Like if you cook Collard Greens and they be amazing drop the mic in the kitchen. Like im out of here. Like ans exclamation point. All right, two hats were on a hat rack, one said to the other here you stay here, ill go on ahead. [ laughter ] how was that . That was that was cool. That was um all right, i got one for you, ready . All right. Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says you know how to drive this thing. [ laughter ] in fairness, it was a really bad joke. Those were both terrible. Were sorry, we have to run. Its great to see you. Great to be here. Good luck the show can i be me . Premier this is saturday night on showtime. Its all the about the lips hoda. And we play a game of across america, people are taking charge of their type 2 diabetes. With noninsulin victoza. 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