And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 739 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats what you want right there. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. You made it. Youre here. Looking good. [ applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. Here in new york city, everyone is at the u. N. I mean, thats right, the u. N. General assembly kicked off today, and i read that 193 countries will be attending. Yep. Theyre all committed to one goal, making new york city traffic a total nightmare. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and theyre all going to do it. Theyve been really focused. The worst. Actually, one expert said that because of all the quick meetings, the General Assembly is like speed dating from hell. [ light laughter ] or as thats also known, speed dating. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, when is speed dating good . When is it fun . But after meeting with officials at the u. N. Today, President Trump says theres a a good chance of peace in the middle east. Then he was like, the bad news is i accidentally started a war with greenland. [ laughter and applause ] they say its greenland, but its really snowy there. So fake name. [ laughter ] thats right, trump greeted the other World Leaders at the United Nations this morning, but he needed a little help with his microphone. Check this out. Does red mean its on or its off . [ laughter ] jimmy another question. Where am i . Where am i . Am i somewhere . Where am i . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that other guy should have been like, red means off. Say whatever you want. [ laughter and applause ] but tomorrow, trump will give his first big speech to the u. N. His aides have been working with him for days so that he stops pronouncing it the un. [ light laughter ] its such an honor to have me addressing the un. [ light laughter ] are you related to kim jong . [ laughter ] is the red light on or does that mean off . [ light laughter ] you guys see this . Yesterday, trump posted a tweet where he referred to kim jongun as rocket man. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] which beats the other nickname he gave him, lil kim. [ laughter and applause ] you know, its just confusing. Steve wow. Jimmy well, its confusing. Steve thats a nickname. Jimmy meanwhile, i read that people in the white house are worried other staffers might be wearing a wire for the russia investigation. Trump assured staffers hes not wearing a wire, its just the outline from his spanx. [ laughter and applause ] its just not a oh, i saw that today is ben carsons 66th birthday. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, happy birthday. Its a little different on ben carsons birthday. He actually opens his eyes to make a wish. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah. The news out of london i read that Prince Charles may not live in Buckingham Palace when he becomes king. Then Queen Elizabeth said, when he becomes king. [ laughter and applause ] i love your optimism, chucky. [ light laughter ] lets get to some sports news here. It came out that kevin durant apparently uses a second twitter handle to argue with fans. [ laughter ] yeah, he has a secret twitter account. Then ted cruz said, you can do that . [ laughter and applause ] you go, no, you cant do that. You can do that . Finally, you guys, i read that a married couple in louisiana was arrested after filming themselves having sex in a a walmart and a burger king. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] of course they were very embarrassed, so they told their friends it was a target and a a wendys. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is unbelievable. Yet again, our audience is the best audience in the world. Did you hear . [ cheers and applause ] they were so its called yeah. Its called its called the soul clap. So if you clap, so if you hear a song and its just like playing. Normally, an audience would be like right . But thats not what our audience did. You played it and the audience did this. Questlove double time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, thats what im talking about. That is it. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] we have rhythm. The tonight show has rhythm [ cheers and applause ] we have a fantastic show tonight. She is my bff. Shell be hanging out with us and performing her hit single sorry not sorry. [ cheers and applause ] sorry im not sorry [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy in case she needs it, she wants to rest the vocals. I can steve you can just do them . Jimmy i can ruin that song pretty fast. [ light laughter ] sorry im not sorry [ cheers ] thank you. [ light laughter ] higgins . Steve yuhhuh. [ light laughter ] jimmy tell me you love me. No, no, no, thats the name of demis album. [ laughter ] steve sorry not sorry. Jimmy do you want to hear a a taste of sorry not sorry . Steve you can just bust me off a little tiny piece. Baby im sorry jimmy thats it. [ cheers and applause ] sorry im not sorry its really good. Demi lovato is here, you guys. There she is. [ cheers and applause ] plus this man is a comedy legend, one of the founders of monty python, the brilliant, the hilarious, john cleese is dropping by tonight [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love john cleese steve one of my heroes. Jimmy yeah. John cleese has a new album out called tell me you love me. Steve really . [ light laughter ] jimmy and do you want to hear a taste of this . Steve just bust me off a a tiny little piece. Jimmy this is the new song from john cleese. Its called sorry not sorry. Baby im sorry jimmy all right. Thats it. Thats all i can give you. Steve just a little tiny piece . Jimmy piece of the cleese, dude. [ laughter ] he can take that and do something with that. Steve yeah, he can do that. He can make it a whole thing. Jimmy guys, you know how they say a picture is worth 1,000 words. Well, its also worth one meme. Ill show you what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. [ cheers and applause ] week in memes week in memes yeah jimmy first up, take a look at this photo of attorney general jeff sessions. [ laughter ] this meme is called, that feeling when you see mom bringing the cheerios to your highchair. [ laughter and applause ] next is a photo of donald and melania trump. [ laughter ] their meme is called, when you sit in the front row at the imax. Oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] steve not good. Jimmy no other chairs. Thats a bummer. Next is a photo of angela merkel. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] her meme says, when youre doing your Robert Deniro impression. [ laughter and applause ] questlove officially does steve the worst. Jimmy questlove officially does the worst Robert Deniro. Can you give us a taste . Jus a [ laughter ] it just gets worse and worse. It gets worse. All right, thats it. Perfect, perfect. [ laughter ] okay. It gets worse. I dont know how. Heres a photo of Queen Elizabeth. Steve oh. Jimmy her meme says, when bae say hes sick and then you see him dancing at the club. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Sorry not sorry jimmy take a look at this classic photo of a monkey. [ audience aws ] his meme says, when you trying to get that perfect tinder pic. All right, good luck. [ laughter and applause ] good luck to you, buddy. Heres a photo of bernie sanders. His meme says, when you thought you were using wifi but you were actually using data. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy what . I cant find [ light laughter ] next, we have a photo of this dog. Its meme says, when you book a a massage through groupon. [ laughter and applause ] steve not good. Jimmy be careful. Steve dont do it. Jimmy now heres a photo of vladimir putin. This ones called, when youre ready to leave the party but bae just started a new conversation. [ laughter and applause ] next ones another photo of a a dog. [ audience aws ] his meme says, when you in the pool and hear that margarita blender. [ laughter and applause ] [ barking ] steve who let the dogs out . Jimmy and finally, heres a a photo [ laughter ] is the owner under the water . Steve yeah, its under the water. Who let the dogs out . [ laughter ] [ gurgling ] [ light laughter ] come on, the baha men. [ gurgling ] [ light laughter ] the baha men are all under water. Jimmy whats he saying . Steve hes saying the party was good the party was jamming [ laughter ] yippeaioh everybodys having a ball those are the words, right . To that song, who let them dogs out . [ light laughter ] im tired. Jimmy who let them dogs out. [ laughter ] finally, heres a photo of kimjong un. His meme says, ermahgerd werby perker. [ laughter and applause ] that was this week in memes. Hey, before we go guys, before we go to commercial, i want to say congratulations to steve higgins, who won an emmy award last night. Steve higgins. [ cheers and applause ] hey, congratulations. You looked fantastic. Steve thank you. Jimmy saturday night live. What a great show. Had such a great season. But you deserve it. I know how hard you worked. Man, oh man, oh man, you look great. Steve higgins. There he is, right there. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow, thank you. Jimmy guys, well be right back with demi lovato [ cheers and applause ] hey allergy muddlers are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec® its starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec® and muddle no more®. Directv has been rated 1 in Customer Satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. But some people still like cable. Just like some people like banging their head on a low ceiling. Drinking spoiled milk. Camping in poison ivy. Getting a papercut. And having their arm trapped in a vending machine. But for everyone else, theres directv. For 1 rated Customer Satisfaction over cable switch to directv. Call 1800directv. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is one of the most talented pop stars on the planet. Her new album, tell me you love me, drops next friday. And her line of fabletics workout gear is available now. Ladies and gentlemen yeah, this is what she made these when she first came on our show. [ light laughter ] please welcome my bff, demi lovato, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy demi. Oh, demi. You look gorgeous. Jimmy. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you. Jimmy i love having you on. I love being here. This is my favorite. Jimmy thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah. Jimmy cause weve known each other now for awhile. I mean this is this is old school right there. Jimmy this is an old school sweatshirt. This is like turning into vintage. Kind of. Jimmy it was brandnew and now its vintage. Now its vintage. Jimmy its so rad. I love it so much. And i wear it all the time. But this is its its always fun having you here, because we were original bffs and then we i have something for you. Jimmy you do . I have something for you too. Wait. Jimmy is this like the gift to the magi . Are we exchanging gifts right now . [ light laughter ] jimmy i totally have a gift for you. Because you showed me the older one, i wanted to show you the new one. Jimmy did you make a new i made a new one for you. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] jimmy oh, really . [ laughter and applause ] its our tenth anniversary. Jimmy hey, is it ten tenth anniversary. Is this the tenth time youve been on the show . Its the tenth time ive been on the show with you. Jimmy oh my god, you were such a baby. I know. Jimmy should i put this on now or save it . You can do whatever you want. Jimmy yeah, i have to put it on now, right . Okay. [ cheers and applause ] yeah [ humming ] jimmy i feel like mr. Rogers. [ laughter ] you like demis new song . [ laughter ] thats my mr. Rogers impression. This is so creepy. Jimmy it is creepy. It kind of sounds like ted cruz a little bit. [ light laughter ] oh, look at this. [ cheers and applause ] yay. It looks amazing. Jimmy i love it. I love it. Im keeping the bow too. Okay. Jimmy heres what i did for you. I didnt know this was the tenth time. But i just wanted to make Something Special for you. So im really into making my own pickles. And this is the truth. Really . [ laughter ] jimmy i know. I really am and i got some ball jars. And i really went out and i made you my own you made me pickles . [ light laughter ] jimmy i heard that you like pickles. I love pickles. Jimmy you do . Thank you jimmy so i dated it on the top. Okay. Jimmy i really went for it. I mean, i went to the farm. My bff demi. [ laughter ] jimmy i went to a farm. I got fresh kirby cucumbers. I got i really went for it. I made a brine. I put these crystallize things that keep them crunchy in there. Oh, my god. You are so sweet jimmy i vacuumed sealed it. I have is a video, just real quick. An eightsecond video. Thats me getting it. Thats garlic. Thats the jar. Thats the things. Thats pickles. Thats jalapeno. Thats dill. Thats still brine. I put a vacuum sealer, sucked it in, and there you go. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy tell me i made it spicy. Do you like spicy . Uh jimmy you dont. I love spicy. Jimmy oh, my gosh wait. That was such a lie. I love spicy food. Jimmy oh, no i love spicy food. Jimmy i put a pepper in here what are we gonna do . Jimmy, i love spicy food jimmy you got to open these now. Thats the only way to spike the spice. You got to open them now oh my god, okay. Jimmy no, i just did them. I canned them on the does anybody know how to make refrigerator pickles . Where are the people that are crafty . Come on [ light laughter ] quest, you must know how to make refrigerator pickles. Questlove ahh [ light laughter ] jimmy all right look. I love spicy food, jimmy. Jimmy oh, no, you dont. But im writing cause tell me you love me is the name of the album. So i just wrote thank you, sir. [ laughter ] so i just wrote, i wrote love on that pepper right there. And thats [ audience aws ] this is my love pickle for you. [ laughter ] my love no. No, pickle cut that out. Love pickle. Love pickled pepper. A pack of love pack of pickled peppers for you. And you know, maybe take them out. If anybody has any advice online and tell them to despice them, maybe what you can do is soak them in water. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy i dont know, man. But anyways, i heard that you like pickles. Thank you. This is so sweet. I love them. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Oh, my gosh. Youre like, thank you. Ill never eat them. Thank you. [ laughter ] i will. When theyre ready on the 16th. Wait jimmy no, the 16th is a a couple days ago. [ laughter ] theyre ready to go. It will be a year from now. Thank you for that cheese you got me. [ light laughter ] i want to theres so many things we have to discuss here. Okay. Jimmy i want to talk about the album. Lets talk about the album. This is a big deal. It is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry not sorry. You put out sorry not sorry. Its blowing up the charts. The video has got like almost 200 million hits on you something crazy like that. You just it was like a video of like a house party at your house. Yeah. Jimmy was it a real video or just a music video . Okay, so it was a music video. Jimmy okay, good. But it was inspired by a a house party that i had. One day i was like, i want to have people over. Like, i had just gone through a a breakup. I was like, im newly single. I want to meet people. I called my friend daveo. I was like, daveo, just invite people over. He was like, okay. So he invited people over. All of a sudden, like, a couple hours later, snoop dogg was there. [ light laughter ] jimmy how did snoop dogg how do you even get snoop dogg to show up . Friends with daveo. And daveo knows everybody. So then, like, French Montana was there and Ty Dolla Sign and wiz khalifa and all these people were there. I was like, wait a second, i just wanted to have a couple people over to hang out, and all of a sudden my house is like filled with pot smoke everywhere. [ laughter ] jimmy now its like a a pajama jammy jam. What am i doing . I was like, no smoking inside get out, get out jimmy well, not with snoop dog you cant. You have to. [ light laughter ] i wasnt gonna tell jimmy thats how he breathes. [ laughter ] i wasnt gonna tell snoop not to smoke in my house. Jimmy no, you cant. I was like, okay, snoop, do what you want. And then my chef came in the next morning and was like, it smells like snoop dogg was here. I was like, no, he literally was. [ laughter ] jimmy its a funny joke, but he actually was here. It really was snoop dogg. Oh, my gosh. Well, the video is awesome, and its totally on fleek. You should check it out. [ laughter ] on youtube. But i do love it and i love that you came in this morning. We did a lip sync conversation thing. Jimmy but youll see what it is tomorrow nights show. Theres other stuff i have to talk about. I want to talk about fabletics. Okay. Jimmy now, how do you come up with this and how do you like workout athletic gear. But its with kate hudson . So kate hudson owns fabletics. And i did a line with fabletics. And we met in the gym, actually. Ironically enough. Jimmy thats perfect. I know. Jimmy on brand. On brand. So on brand. And then came this creation together, and i have a line of athleisure wear that you can wear in the gym and outside of the gym. Jimmy see, thats fantastic. And its crushing. So i want to say congratulations for that. Thank you. Jimmy you have that news, you have this news. And the biggest news is that were going to play a game when we come back. Is that cool . Yes its totally cool. Jimmy its the bff challenge, you guys. Demi lovato when we come back, demi and i are having a best friends challenge. Stick around i love it. [ cheers and applause ] so Many Americans struggle with finances. Starting today, state farm is here to help. Giving us all the chance to simply sit down and learn. Visit letsstarttoday. Com or talk to an agent. It all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. Then piece by piece, surprise by surprise, she built the greatest guest bathroom ever. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . No. But great things happen when you choose surprise. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . Bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. Just like the leading brand, kraft real mayo is made with high Quality Ingredients at a price you can feel good about no wonder kraft is so good. Sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right, netflix on us. Get four unlimited lines for just forty bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now, netflix included. So go ahead, binge on us. Another reason why tmobile is americas be