[ cheers and applause ] i take it by your silence that im free to walk out the door by the look in your eyes i can tell you dont think ill be back for more i try to think of the world where you could stay and these safe hands could go hold your heart above the water wherever i choose to go no love without freedom no love without freedom no love without freedom no freedom without love even when you dont see me even when you dont hear ill be flying low below the sun and ill feel it all out here no love without freedom no love without freedom no love without freedom no freedom without love standing here in silence with the world in front of me holding you in my hand and seeing you as youd see no love without freedom no love without freedom no love at all no love without freedom no freedom without love no love without freedom no love without freedom no love without freedom no freedom without love yes. Peace everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i cant believe it comes in. 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Miley cyrus is here, and well be hanging out, and performing every day this week. [ cheers and applause ] so fun to have her here. Plus later this week, we have the cast of riverdale will be here. Im very excited. [ cheers and applause ] Hillary Rodham clinton will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and gal gadot will all be joining us. This will be a very big week. [ cheers and applause ] p but our first guest tonight, they are the stars of the new film, the meyerowitz stories new and selected, which opens in select cities, and will be available to stream on netflix friday, october 13th. Please welcome adam sandler and Dustin Hoffman [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats where you want to go. Its Dustin Hoffman and adam sandler. [ cheers and applause ] i love this. I love that you are here. Im so excited that youre here, and thank you for being on the show. I appreciate this. Thanks for having me, but how do i know they werent really applauding adam . Oh no jimmy no, no, no they were all saying they were like, dustin, dustin. Start the dustin chant again. [ audience chanting dustin ] jimmy they were doing that right before they were doing that right before you walked out. And so, we just lower that you can yeah. That was for both of you guys. Ive heard that you guys have known each other for now 20 years. Is that true . Yes. Yes. Yes. My kids well, theyre now 36 and 33, 32, 29, but when they were little, they said, dad, weve never asked for you to call anybody up thats famous to bring, but we have one request, and they wanted to meet adam sandler, and i said, who is adam sandler . [ laughter ] of course. Jimmy oh my goodness. Aw dad. And they saw that movie you were in. Billy madison. Yes, yes. Billy madison. Jimmy this was back in Billy Madison days. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Yes, they liked the Billy Madison. He didnt watch it, but thats okay, but the kids, they called me i got a call out of nowhere, and you know i was very young and excited, and someone said, dustin called, and he wanted to meet you, and i said, oh my you know. Im very nervous because i grew up loving dustin and marathon man, and just every movie dustins in was such a kramer vs. Kramer was such a a huge part of all our lives, and anyway, so i was supposed to be at dustins house at dinner. For dinner. Jimmy you got invited for dinner. Yeah im sorry. He invited me over to meet his kids. So i was supposed to go to dustins house at 5 00. I was living in a little hotel, and i left my hotel at 12 00, so i could get there, and make sure i wasnt late, and i [ laughter ] jimmy five hours early. Five hours, i was like what the hell, and i was in my little red yugo, and i drove there, and i didnt know los angeles that well, but anyway, i got to the house that early, and then i sat in my car. And were waiting for you, ten minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. An hour. I was late because i was terrified to go meet Dustin Hoffman. So i just sat in my car [ laughter ] jimmy sitting in your yugo . Yeah, but i was very scared because he is dustin, but then when i came in there, he was the warmest man like he is, and the best with his kids, and we had dinner, and ill never forget, we you guys you and the kids were playing an acting exercise. Improv. You were doing improv at the table, and dusty was making each one of his great kids give a place, right . Yeah. And everyone was everyone in the family was awesome, was very talented and saying funny jokes, very smooth lines, and blah, blah, blah. And all i remember was praying, please dont get to me. [ laughter ] i dont want to fail in front of the whole family. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a lot of pressure. Yeah. Jimmy lot of pressure to meet somebody. You got to me, and, i dont know, i think i choked on some food. I got out of it. [ light laughter ] i dont remember. Jimmy did you did you i heard stories that you used to play basketball together or something. Is that do you remember that at all . No. You played with my son. I play with jake. With jake. But when you first that day, you loved me so much when we had dinner, you thought i was such a nice guy, that you invited me to play basketball, and it was you and tom cruise against me, and your son, jake, and you guys kept thinking i was like Wilt Chamberlain because i was so tall. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. You dont remember that . No, i dont, but i know that im the tallest one in my family, and always have been. Jimmy but then you went to the Golden Globes. cause i heard yes. He doesnt know that either. I dont think you remember that either, but i was at your house. Dustin [ laughter ] dustin was getting a Lifetime Achievement award, and i happened to be at the house, and then for no reason he looked at me and goes, do you want to come . And i was like, do i want to come i didnt even know what the Golden Globes was. [ laughter ] i was like, yeah, yeah, ill come, and you got to wear something nice or something. I said, yeah, sure, and you got the biggest award of the night, and i was at your table, and everyone who was up on stage was like, redford. And i remember christopher walken, they were all looking at me like why is this [ bleep ] here . [ laughter ] anyway. Jimmy but now youre in a a film together, and youre great in the film, and i want to talk about all that stuff. But i mean, i just think its cool, and i think you have a a great chemistry, and i could just i mean, meeting you right now, ive never met you before, but im intimidated. Yeah. You are . Jimmy yeah. We have very similar noses. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that. Oh yeah. Not bad. We do. Yeah. No please, thats a compliment. God. I love it. I remember the first time i met you, you were very, very nice to me. Thats right. I remember, yeah. You told me that you were doing a standup, and he was like, 13 or something. You were young. You were like 15 or 16 when you came to see me. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Every time for like a year or so, whenever i get off stage, the first guy i see is little jimmy fallon going, good set, sandman, or Something Like that. [ laughter ] jimmy i never said that. I never said that. Come on. Jimmy that is so not true. Good set, sandman. Sandman. How do you do it . How do you do it, sandman . Teach me. Teach me, sandman. [ laughter ] jimmy now im getting embarrassed. Yeah, but i would show up. I remember i would show up to everything, everything, because i knew where, like, if you were going to be at the improv or something, i would just show up oh yeah. Jimmy and i just idolized you, i still do. You were the nicest a a hundred percent the same kid the same way you are now, you were back then. You were the nicest kid, always, and just besides being a funny bastard, hes such a fan of everybody, and like, thats why were all so happy you are jimmy fallon today, buddy. Youre doing good things. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i remember i remember you introduced me to chris farley, and you and farley, and i was like, oh my gosh, chris farley. And i thought he was going to be like jumping through a a thing, and he was like hes so calm. Oh yeah. Jimmy and he had glasses, on and he goes, hey, nice to meet you, jimmy. Oh yeah. Jimmy its a pleasure oh youre a fan. What sketch do you like . That one . I go, yeah. And i was telling him one sketch that i love, and just staring at him, and then he went right over from me to you, and you both started going i go, oh my, turned it on in like two seconds, and it was the greatest. Oh god yeah. He was so sweet, and he did not like by the way, one memory of farley, when i told him i went to Dustin Hoffmans house he was like, what . 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Unitedhealthcare [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im very, very lucky. Welcome back, everybody. Were talking with adam sandler and Dustin Hoffman [ cheers and applause ] the meyerowitz stories i want to talk about this film. Its directed by noah Noah Baumbach. Baumbach. Oh, man. Oh, man. I love it. Its just Stiller Stiller is incredible. Jimmy you and ben stiller too and Dustin Hoffman in the same movie. Stillers great. Jimmy you fight ben stiller. Yes, i do. Jimmy and its very and you both hurt each other. Were both, you know, adam sandler is not the young adam sandler anymore. Jimmy why, yes. That hurt that hurt a a little bit fighting. Jimmy really . Yes. Stillers strong. Jimmy you know ben dont you . I do. I didnt know that he was as strong as he was. He was really like he had 20 years of lets get this on going on when he hit me. [ light laughter ] jimmy but you must have wrestled with him before. Never like that. Never like that. Dustin and i have gone toetotoe with a few times before. Jimmy have you ever wrestled or fought ben stiller . No. No. Jimmy cause i heard doesnt he fight doesnt he box people . You ever hear that story . What . What . Jimmy i heard ben stiller boxed bob dylan once. Oh, that makes sense. Dylan has the gym, the boxing gym. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i could see that. That would be a funny fight. [ laughter ] dylans strong, though. Hes strong. Jimmy oh, hes jacked. Yeah. Jimmy i could see some scenes where you guys were in the same scene and i go i would start laughing. Thats why im not a good actor. Thats why we would never be in a film together. [ light laughter ] because i would start laughing. I think you get some great deliveries, great lines. He liked your character a a lot. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy equally charmed. I can tell. Good one. Jimmy no, theres one i dont know i wont do it justice. Come on. Do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, you go come in the kitchen. Maureens cooking shark. Yes. Come on. Thats me . Jimmy thats you. Thats awful. [ laughter and applause ] that was right on the money, by the way. Jimmy i got my start doing impressions. But i never mastered a a Dustin Hoffman. You were in the dressing room with me before, and you were doing sandler. And i thought it was really pretty good. Yeah, he does me pretty good. Jimmy yeah, i do sandler. Thats how i got hired to do saturday night live. Why dont you do me in the movie talking to dustin . You can go back and forth and well all enjoy the show. [ cheers and applause ] good luck. [ talking over each other ] no, you do both jimmy you sit there and ill you sit in that chair. And ill ask the questions. And then ill do you answering the questions. Okay. So, im just going to move my mouth like im [ light laughter ] oh, thats right. Youre doing both voices. Jimmy you move your mouth. All right. Jimmy ill do it right here. Okay, good luck. [ light laughter ] jimmy the meyerowitz stories, its out october 13th. Its on netflix. Its fantastic. What was dustin like onset . How was it like onset . I [ laughter ] [ sandler gibberish ] [ laughter ] thank you. Very good. Jimmy its hard to do that in front of are you going to make dustin do the Mouth Movement . Do dustin. Jimmy oh yeah no. Sorry, sorry. Good luck. Jimmy but i will let dustin tell his own version of this story. [ light laughter ] dustin, would you like to say what it was like to have me on the set . [ laughter ] why am i doing this . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] atta boy. That was beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] he got you, dustin. Jimmy my bad. Could you describe the film how would you describe it . Its just like a slice of life type of complicated family deep family life in new york. Is he asking me . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i think i think that its basically about a a family that doesnt have religion, but substitutes it with art. And im a sculptor who never became as successful as i wanted to be. And these guys suffered because of it. And hes a musician. And he writes songs. And stiller is a businessman. But i think what i did to them is what many fathers do to their kids is they signal them, nonverbally, not to be better than he is. In other words, not to have more success than the father does. Jimmy interesting, yeah. Dont surpass them. Anybody that jimmy oh, yeah. Hit a chord. Yeah, you can tell. Yeah. You hit a chord there. And your daughter is fantastic. Ive never seen her before. Yes she is. Grace van patten. Shes excellent in the movie. And Elizabeth Marvel was excellent. Jimmy i didnt recognize her as well. She was great. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy Emma ThompsonEmma Thompson. Jimmy who always hits home runs. Yeah, its really Noah Baumbach is he just is he wrote an amazing story. And im very happy to be in it. I know he deserves to be in it. I dont deserve to be in a a movie like this. But here i am. Jimmy no, i mean you went to the cannes film festival. Yes. Jimmy and it got a standing ovation. Oh, yeah. They went bananas for old dustin. By the way, the cannes film festival, really you know, its like all these people really know their the art world, and cinema. And they they saw the movie. And they were cheering and cheering at the end of it. And theres a video camera in the theater, so they cut to you to see your reaction, you know. Theyre all on their feet, all these nice french people going nuts. And they cut to me and i see me on the big screen. And im like so used to just being an idiot that i just went [ laughter ] like that. Or something dumb like that. You know, what am i why are they showing me . And then they cut to the man. And remember how he was it was just an amazing feeling. And dustin got emotional and was bawling, crying from just, like, the feeling and this overwhelming feeling. And they went so bananas for dustin. And all i could think is, i should i should have done that. [ laughter ] jimmy you should have started crying. That was the best. Jimmy that would hav