And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 752. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. I read that President Trump just overtook pope francis as the most followed world leader on twitter. Pope couldnt believe it. [ light laughter ] he said, we both have more than beyonce . [ laughter ] that cant be right. Doesnt feel right. [ applause ] i guess they could tell trump passed the pope when a plume of orange smoke came out of the white house. [ laughter and applause ] trump has more twitter followers than pope francis, but the pope doesnt mind. He said, my boss only had 12 followers and hes still pretty popular. [ cheers and applause ] i saw that twitter executives have agreed to testify under oath in congress about russias role in the election. They actually had a preliminary hearing, and we got the transcript. Steve really . Jimmy at the tonight show, yeah. Steve wow. Jimmy and twitter had a a pretty interesting way of responding. Take a look at this. First the senators asked, do you think twitter was the victim of russian hacking during the election . And twitter replied with this. [ laughter and applause ] then, the senators asked, what do you think of trumps claim that russias involvement is fake news . Twitter replied with this. [ laughter and applause ] finally, the senators asked, how would you feel if we had the secret service grab trumps phone and delete the twitter app . And twitter replied with this. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Steve to congress. Wow. Jimmy they would like it. Hey, did you see this . O. J. Simpson said that during the nine years hes been in prison, he hasnt really changed at all. [ laughter ] then his parole officer said, oookay, i [ laughter ] guess youre going back to prison. [ applause ] thats how prison works. Listen to this. I saw that trix cereal you hear about this . They were going to bring back artificial colors after they were removed to make the cereal healthier. [ cheers ] i guess they finally realized that no ones buying trix for health benefits. [ laughter and applause ] steve gotta lose them. Jimmy people wanted the chemicals back . Steve yeah, yeah. They have whole wheat trix. Jimmy oh, man. I guess after customers complained, trix cereal is bringing back their artificial colors, and theyre calling it classic trix. [ laughter ] well, other cereals want customers to know their recipes havent changed, so theyve added special labels as well. Ill show you what i mean. For example, on froot loops, they wrote, still a great breakfast for kids and a great dinner for stoners. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] yoinks jimmy next up, on cheerios, they wrote, the same tiny cardboard doughnuts youve always settled for. [ laughter and applause ] still here. Next on crackling oat bran, they wrote, for generations, americas favorite dog food for humans. [ laughter ] thats nice. Steve thats their logo . Jimmy and finally, on fiber one, they wrote, like pa always said, time to clean the innards. [ laughter and applause ] what . Steve whose pa . Jimmy like pa always said. [ light laughter ] this is pretty cool. Google just released a pair of headphones that can translate 40 languages instantly. They say its a great way to travel to a new country and find out everyones making fun of you. [ laughter and applause ] but i like my fanny pack. And finally, i saw that a man from italy just set a Guinness World record by putting on 13 pairs of underwear in 30 seconds. [ audience ohs ] on the downside, hes now banned from victorias secret. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody. It is day four of miley week. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] miley cyrus has been here all week long. Weve been doing so much fun stuff. She is the absolute best. Shes unbelievable. Steve shes pure talent. Jimmy she really is pure talent. I just love her so much. But tomorrow night, its going to get real. Steve what . Jimmy miley and i are going head to head in a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, snap. Forget it. [ light laughter ] jimmy weve been training all week. Im very preparing for this, mentally, for whats about to go down. Im going win, and i really am very competitive. And i had a great week with her. Steve but jimmy im sorry to see her go out on that note. [ light laughter ] steve on a loss. Jimmy on the loss. But hey, man, i got to do what i got to do. Steve hey, whats what . Jimmy i got to keep it real, man. [ light laughter ] miley cyrus tomorrow night, yeah. And tonight. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of keeping things real, i have a new Childrens Book coming out. Steve really . Jimmy this tuesday, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] everything is mama. This is it. Look how cute. Isnt that cute . This is my other book. It was a smash success. Theyre making it into a movie. Steve really . [ light laughter ] i couldnt get through it. Jimmy whats that . Steve i couldnt get through it. Jimmy the first book . Steve yeah, i got a book on tape. [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you mean . Its like three pages. Steve too much to read. Took like two weeks to read it. Because the animals jimmy dont spoil it, dont spoil it. Basically what it is because its based on my life, is that i wanted my kids to say dada first, and then i forced the second one to say it. Steve right. Jimmy i just tricked her into saying dada. [ light laughter ] i dont care if the babys dumb or anything. I just go yeah. [ light laughter ] just say it. Just for the books. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy and then we can start teaching it stuff. But then, once dada came out, then everything was mama. Steve right. Jimmy and so this one is the mama is teaching the animals words, and the animals but other things besides mama. Theres things like hat, and then the baby says mama. [ light laughter ] steve so the animals talk. Jimmy whats that . Steve the animals talk in your world. Jimmy yeah, yeah. The animals what do you mean, my world . In this this is a a literary book world. [ light laughter ] steve in this world youve created, in your novel. Jimmy its a pretty famous world. People write books all the time with different worlds. Yeah, sure. [ light laughter ] so in this one, like, see . Shoes . Steve yeah . Jimmy mama. [ laughter ] you get it . [ laughter ] you dont get it . Steve no. [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy thats the only reason. Thats the only reason were cutting out your reaction, just for time. Steve yeah, for time. [ laughter ] jimmy but anyways, everything is mama is available for preorder now. Steve when . [ laughter ] jimmy comes out on tuesday. Go to your local bookstore and get the physically snatch up the book. Steve yeah, snatch it. Jimmy yeah. Jimmy but anyway, if you want to preorder it now, its only 369. [ laughter ] 29 cents. Steve when you get to the book store, its like 15. [ light laughter ] jimmy im very excited about this because this is a a big deal for me, so yeah, comes out tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Mama oh, my gosh, she doesnt love that . Jimmy this one comes with drake. If you preorder it. [ cheers and applause ] if you preorder it, drake teaches your kids balloons. Yup. Guys, we have a great show tonight. Shell return as wonder woman in the upcoming movie justice league. [ cheers and applause ] i know how great is she . Steve shes a delight. Jimmy she is hosting saturday night live this weekend. Steve yes. Jimmy gal gadot is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] wonder woman. Gal and i are playing charades with miley cyrus and tariq from the roots later on in the show. Its gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause ] plus, from Vicelands Desus and mero, desus and mero are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] theyre great dudes. Funny dudes. So fun. And you can catch her on the voice airing tuesdays and mondays on nbc. Her new album, younger now have you listened to this record yet, higgins . Every single song is fantastic. This is a great, great, great record. Miley cyrus is going to perform tonight. [ cheers and applause ] younger now. Tonight, miley is going to perform a tribute to tom petty with her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. [ audience aws ] its going to be great. We love her. [ applause ] [ slurping ] [ light laughter ] weve been having so much fun with miley. I was talking with miley backstage before the show and we found out were both huge fans of the same show. Its on bravo, its called nbd. It stands for no big deal. The host is the coolest guy ive ever seen. And some people say that we look alike. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. I dont know if thats true, but well, see for yourself. Heres the latest episode of nbd. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what up. Youre watching nbd, a show where we talk about things that are no big deal. [ light laughter ] thats what nbd stands for, its the name of the show. No big deal. [ light laughter ] im casey, i created the show and i host it. I also have my own podcast, no big deal. [ light laughter ] anyway, lets bring out my first guest. We could have dated, but we didnt. No big deal. [ light laughter ] please welcome cassie. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Jimmy hey. [ laughter ] hows it going, cass . Its good. I saw pink at the apple store today, and we made eye contact. No big deal. [ laughter ] jimmy i actually sat in front of her at hamilton last week. I had front row tickets, no big deal. [ light laughter ] oh, well i actually know linmanuel from spin class. So its no big deal. [ light laughter ] jimmy i used to spin back when it was popular four years ago, but now i just train for marathons, no big deal. [ laughter ] oh, my doctor says thats bad for your knees and my doctors dr. Oz, so no big deal. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, lets get to our first segment. Its called, you had to be there. [ cheers and applause ] cassie . I had the best acai bowl yesterday. [ light laughter ] it had bananas, berries, granola, acai, and it was aaaaaamazing. [ laughter ] but i guess you had to be there. Jimmy i had an acaiiiiiiiiii bowl as well, and the cashier was like, do you want bee pollen in it . And i was like, yes, wait, no, i dont want bee pollen in my acaiiii. [ light laughter ] and we both laughed. I guess you had to be there. [ light laughter ] i got the massage thing this morning. Swedish, deep tish, 90 minutes. My masseuse anders hit every Pressure Point and i was like, ahh, thi is so good, anders take me away, im on like cloud ten, thats one higher than cloud nine, which ive also been to. No big deal. [ laughter ] guess you had to be there. Jimmy i got the massage thing too and i could see my masseuses little feet through the hole [ light laughter ] in the table, and i was like, where do you get your nails done . [ laughter ] and she was like, i get them done here at night, but i guess you have to be here, but i already was, so we laughed about it and i guess you had to be there. [ laughter and applause ] im crying. No big deal. Jimmy lets move on to our round of omg or nbd. This is when we decide if something is omg. Jimmy or nbd. [ cheers and applause ] me first, the Minecraft Castle that chad built. Jimmy nbd, ive seen better. Yeah, nbd. [ light laughter ] jimmy my turn. Nut milk. Omg. Jimmy total omg. Okay, a bowl full of balls. [ light laughter ] jimmy nbd. Nbd. Jimmy la croy. [ cheers ] nbd. Jimmy nbd. [ audience ohs ] la croix. [ light laughter ] jimmy omg. Omg. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have a case of la croix at my summer home, no big deal. Well, i actually have la croix on tap at the summer home i go to when i have to get away from my summer home, no big deal. [ light laughter ] jimmy i actually have like ten kegs of la croix on my boat and we hook it up to hoses and have a la croix water gun fight and its all good because [ laughter ] it all goes back into the ocean so its environmentally friendly, so no big deal. [ laughter ] im actually getting an award from p. E. T. A. And its pretty cool. 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This is so comfortable. Jimmy its comfy, right . Last time, we didnt sit, we stood for the whole yeah, we stood right there. Jimmy yeah, we played games over there. Yeah, thank for coming. How are you . Jimmy im fantastic. How are you feeling . Saturday night live. What . Jimmy are you excited . I mean oh, what. Yes, im very excited. Im very excited. Jimmy now, do you do you know saturday night live, like throughout you didnt grow up with it. No, no, no, we didnt have you didnt grow up with it. No, no, no, we didnt have it in israel, but i its like a household name. You know saturday night live. Its such a theres so much legacy behind that. Jimmy yeah. And ever since i started to travel to the u. S. , ive been watching it, and its phenomenal. Its amazing. Jimmy its the greatest. Yeah. Are you nervous . What are you thinking . Im going to make fun out of myself. Jimmy yes, you have to. Make fun out of yourself, yeah. I hope im hoping for the best. Jimmy i think youre going to be fantastic. I mean, we were here, just joking around. I think youre just any tips . Lets talk about it. Youve been there, youve done that. So easy for you. Come on, come on share something. Jimmy no, ive not been there, done that. I havent even been there. No, no. You did that for so jimmy i havent even done that. Ive never been there nor done that. But saturday night live is just the most fun, freeing, its j its like this. Theyre wonderful. [ cheers and applause ] makeup, wardrobe. Theyre all amazing. Jimmy its all amazing they just all have the same goal. Everything. Jimmy no way, its going to be fa going to be fun. Jimmy what is today . Its thursday. Oh yeah, so youre kind of getting so youre picking the ske sketches last night. Live, like in theater . I did musical. Jimmy and how was that . Good. Jimmy yeah. It was for it was for littl children, so this is obviously a whole diff saturday night live is for [ laughter ] mermaid. [ laughter ] for you. Last time you we came out. Jimmy and man, oh man, those knock youre great you crushed it thank you. [ che 800 million worldwide. 820 million, but im not counting. Jimmy 820 whos counting . No big deal. Yeah, no big deal. Whatever. 820 that is insanity. Right jimmy im so excited, so thank you. Thank you so much. Jimmy so good when you going to be giant and then its bigger than giant. No, its been honestly, expected, and we had many expectations for the movie. But just, you know, theres so much for this character, and people care so much for her, and its been its been incredible. Jimmy and coming back for justice league. Right. Jimmy november 17th. Correct. Jimmy its so secretive that you couldnt tell me anything backstage even. Nothing. Jimmy yeah, you gave me a a photo. You got to wait. Jimmy i dont even know whats going on in the photo. It looks like theres a steam leak. Thats all i can think of. The plot is that they have to fix a leak a leaky pipe. How did you know . Jimmy thats the plot. The plumber. Its the plumber yeah. Im the plumber. Justice pluber. Jimmy so excited. I have that, i have that, its all about plumbing. But, how exciting is that . Why did you not flush . [ laughter ] jimmy dont give away the ending. Yeah, yeah. Thats good. Like its set in the never mind. Jimmy which, wait, how old is your oldest . Shes six. Jimmy so halloweens coming shell be six in november. Jimmy halloweens coming up. Yeah, oh my god. This is a big deal. Jimmy it should be. And were going to celebrate her birthday very, like around jimmy right next to it . Yeah. Jimmy is she going to be wonder woman . No. She doesnt care about costumes. Jimmy what do you mean . Ill tell you. Alma, shes like the best thing ever to me, shes my daughter. But whenever people talk to me about wonder woman, she completely takes the conversation, and shes like, listen, weve been to london, its been amazing, i was working onset too, but i was 4, 3, 4, so i didnt take i didnt do all the takes. It was cold. Jimmy no. And they dressed me like a a poor girl and i didnt want to do it because i dont want to be famous but honestly, every woman is a wonder woman. My mom is just the biggest one because she does the movie. But if you think, like, like this. You know . She will go on and on and on. Jimmy oh my god. Smart cookie, man. [ applause ] so shes not jimmy School Everyone at halloween. My mom is wonder woman. Whatever. [ laughter ] jimmy no big deal, my moms wonder woman. My dads [ laughter ] no, but shes shes psyched about she wants to be a zombie. Jimmy a zombie. Well, does she know, like, you go out and you get candy and all this stuff . Last year, we just moved to the states, and its been our first her first very first halloween. And i want to say, its weird, you guys in america, you have wonderful holidays, but its kind of crazy, right . Because its all about consuming and consuming. So christmas, everyone buys presents, and then halloween, everyones got to do candies and buy tons of candy, and