And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] oh oh i feel the love [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love on this side. [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love on this side. [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love in the middle right there, come on [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. I saw that President Trump did an interview with lou dobbs on fox news last night. At one point, dobbs said trump is one of the most loved and respected president s in history. [ laughter ] even trump was like, now, thats fake news. I mean, that cant be true. [ applause ] i dont want to during the interview, trump took a moment to compliment the show. Well, kind of. Check this out. You know, its sort of interesting the way it comes out and youve been talking about the various people on your show, which i watch absolutely, almost all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy i i watch it almost all the almost every day, at least once a week, ive seen [ laughter ] ive seen part of your show, and who are you again . Im sorry. I usually just watch paw patrol. Thats what i watch. [ laughter ] paw patrol paw patrol gotta be there on the double trump also discussed his proposed border wall. Listen to what he said here. You think of a wall as a a wall. Yeah. But honestly, you do need some seethrough ability, because you dont know if its pure concrete, which is a a wall, then you cant see whos on the other side. You know, you have a wall thats this thick and you cant see whos on the other side. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy that story again, hes building a window. Yeah, its been built, its a a thing. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, go for it. Build it, but it opens up and no way. You can [ laughter ] earlier this week, trump had a a lunch meeting with some senators about taxes, and his meal, this is true, his meal was just a bunch of rice and two pieces of cherry pie. [ laughter ] it sounds weird, but i guess hes really into it. He even posted this video for anyone else who wants to eat like him. Check this out. Okay, so you want to eat lunch like the president. Here we go. First, get a bunch of rice. Then, add two giant pieces of cherry pie. Dont worry. Fruit is healthy. Now, season it with a little sugar, and dont forget your vegetables. Mmm, corn. Now, as the french say, bone appetitty. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as the french say . Steve thats what they say . Jimmy ive never been to france. [ cheers and applause ] ive never been to france. [ laughter ] in a new interview, joe biden was asked about running for president in 2020, and heres how he responded and this is a a real quote he said, i havent decided to run, but ive decided im not going to decide not to run. [ laughter ] pretty confusing. But he didnt stop there. He said, to clarify, ive decided that im not, not going to decide to not not decide to not run. [ laughter ] finally, he said, ive decided, deep inside, to side with my decision that itd be fun to run, but one should not run just for fun, nor run for none. In conclusion, my bidenconda wont run, son, unless he does run, hun. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] this is kind of crazy. I read that Queen Elizabeth has made nearly 9 million in winnings from her racehorses over the past 30 years. [ audience oohs ] she lost most of it betting on cock fights, but still, thats a lot of money to win on a a horse race. Steve thats a lot of money, yeah. [ applause ] jimmy check this out. A Japanese Company created a a 150 noise canceling ramen fork to cover up slurping noises. [ laughter ] so if youve got 150 bucks to spend on forks, why are you eating ramen . I mean [ applause ] thats something you dont [ slurping ] guys, listen to this, i read that massachusetts may join the Atlantic Time Zone and skip an hour ahead of the east coast. [ audience oohs ] while boston will keep its usual time zone, its 5 00 somewhere. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, were in week eight of the nfl season and the big sunday night football matchup is between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the detroit lions. Right here on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] big game. Steve big time. Jimmy now as you know, at the end of the season, they give out the most valuable player award, but they also give out other awards during the season. Sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives [ applause ] jimmy our first player is tyler matakevich. Hes a linebacker for the steelers. He was voted most likely to be the love child of ed sheeran and a squashed pumpkin. [ laughter ] thats nice. [ cheers and applause ] next up for the steelers is juju smithschuster. He was voted most likely to be the drunk pronunciation of, did you smash my rooster . Juju smithschuster . [ applause ] juju smithschuster . [ laughter ] juju smithschuster . [ laughter ] next up for the steelers is james conner. He was voted most likely to be what drake looks like through a a peephole. [ applause ] up next is lions defensive end anthony zettel. He was voted most likely to give it 110 when playing football and 50 when smiling. Steve wow [ applause ] jimmy heres lions offensive tackle emmett cleary. He was voted most likely to be jesuss cousin dave christ. Steve whoa jimmy how you doing, man . Whats up . [ applause ] how you doing, man . Dave. Hows it going . Is that water . Oh, now its malt liquor. There you go, its st. Ides now. [ laughter ] next up for the steelers is kameron canaday. He was voted most likely to be elon musk on the cw. [ applause ] heres lions linebacker nick bellore. He was voted, least shoulders. Oh. [ laughter and applause ] thats a rare, rare award. They they never give that out. Steve never give that out. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] up next for the steelers is david decastro. He was voted most likely to be the love child of Steven Seagal and joey fatone. [ applause ] and finally, for the steelers, its matt feiler. He was voted most likely to store food in his cheeks for the winter. There you go, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] artificially flavored i never made it so fascinated please dont change it got modified original do you hear me lady youre beautiful just be you you dont gotta try just do cause doing too much might change my view of you so let it grow organic cause its automatic and true you dont gotta try just do you dont have nothing to prove its what you do so let it grow organic cause its automatically you steve oh jimmy that is nice. That is musician and producer stokley of mint condition sitting in with the roots tonight [ cheers and applause ] his debut album, introducing stokley, is out now. Thank you so much for being with us tonight. Thanks for having me. Jimmy this is going to be fun. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Oh, we love her so much. From live with kelly and ryan, kelly ripa is stopping by tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how much do you love kelly ripa . Steve come on shes the best. Jimmy we love her. I love her. Also joining us tonight, hes one of the funniest dudes out there, he hosts the Jim Jefferies show on comedy central, the hilarious Jim Jefferies is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy from australia. And hes a funny dude. Amazing. Amazing guy. And we have great music tonight. Cole swindell steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy if you like great Country Music, you should be here. Cole swindell, oh hes fantastic. Guys, guys, sometimes it feels like theres nothing but bad news out there, am i right . Well, we here at the tonight show we decided to do something about that. So we asked real local nbc news anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true, stories that make us feel happy. [ laughter ] ill show you what i mean in tonights installment of, ive got good news and good news. Ive got good news ive got good news ive got good news breaking news from washington, the white house reporting tonight, the president has forgotten has twitter password. [ laughter and applause ] breaking news, a Good Samaritan just found your wallet and guess what . Theres even more money in it now. And the samaritan is hot. And they want to know what your deal is. In tech news, it is now illegal for anyone to loop you into an email chain. Anyone caught looping you in will be immediately banned from sending emails ever again. Im talking to you, rick. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you dont, i dont care, ill pull down your underwear. More at 11 00. [ laughter ] in entertainment news, Benedict Cumberbatch and Engelbert Humperdinck have decided to combine their names. I would say that name but, its too spicy for television. A new study finds that every time i blink, a dudes voice says, nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Oh, yeah. Bed bath and beyond has announced that they are merging with skippy Peanut Butter because that would be funny. [ laughter ] and finally tonight, do you guys ever look up at the night sky and think, what does it all mean . Me too, bro. Me too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy didnt that make you feel good . [ cheers and applause ] well, stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] tmobile family plans now come with netflix included. Thats huge. Thats right. Tmobiles got your Netflix Subscription covered. [ explosion noises ] so go ahead and watch however you want. Really . Thats incredible. All at no extra charge. This is awesome another reason why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. And now, you can enjoy all your favorite shows on the best iphone yet. Save 300 bucks on the amazing iphone 8. When you ache and havent youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. 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Here we go. This first ones from pelin3356. Her dog costume is, pawlice officer. [ laughter and applause ] steve pawlice. Jimmy thats pretty cute. Yeah, pawlice officer. Steve at least it wasnt paw lice. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from andresgs12 his dogs costume is puppywise. Ooh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes in like a little sewer. I mean, come on. Steve dogs love it. [ laughter ] jimmy this ones from, xraytech88. Assuming they are an xray technician. Steve 87, yeah. Theres 87 of them before him. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, i think maybe 1988, maybe they started . Steve on twitter . I dont think twitter was around in 88. [ light laughter ] jimmy but Xray Technology was. Steve i guess youre right. Xray technology, perhaps its marie curie. [ laughter ] this ones from xraytech88. Her dogs costume is pawnald trump. Look at that comb over there. Yeah, there you go. Just got to comb it. Thats an easy costume. Steve yeah, thats easy. Just a comb over, and youre done. Jimmy ive got enormous paws. Yeah. [ laughter ] this next guy is my jam. This is from brussellssprout, and his costume is sproutie the grouch. Look at this. [ applause ] oh my gosh. Look at that dude. Its a good steve scram. Jimmy sproutie the grouch. This ones from 3chisue. Her dog costume is jimmy ruffett. Well, there you go, yeah. Party dog. [ cheers and applause ] steve like spuds mckenzie [ applause ] jimmy this ones from bschout509. Her dogs costume is pughetti and meatballs. Aww. [ laughter and applause ] spaghetti and meatballs. Steve oh, theres a jimmy forget about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ones from tracedthurmon. Steve oh. Jimmy traced. Traced. Steve traced . Jimmy traced. Steve traced, like tracing a piece of paper, like you trace this . Jimmy like just like thurman was traced by the steve like, maybe on the phone . Like a traced phone call . Or trace as in traced paper. Jimmy hold on. [ phone ringing ] hello . Oh, sorry. Hello . Hello . Steve hello, yes . Jimmy oh, hi. Did i call you . Steve yeah, you just called me. Jimmy oh, i just is this thurman . Steve yeah, it is. Jimmy oh, cool. Ill call you right back. Steve okay. [ phone ringing ] jimmy hello. Steve Denver Police department. Jimmy yeah, did you trace the call. Steve yes, i did. Its coming from inside the house. Jimmy no [ cheers and applause ] coming from inside the house. Steve so thurman was jimmy oh, my wifes name is thurman, i apologize officer. Steve yeah, hes not theremin. Jimmy no. tracedthurman. His dogs costume is furry kreuger. [ applause ] he licks you in your sleep, and this last one is a mind bender. This is one of my favorite costumes. This is from dearmanali. Her dogs costume is toto as dorothy. Thats meta. [ applause ] there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with kelly ripa, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is the emmywinning cohost of the very popular daytime talk show, live with kelly and ryan. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kelly ripa [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please welcome so nice. Jimmy the one and only, oh my gosh. Hi. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back. I love coming here. Jimmy you know, they obviously love you but i love you as well. Aw. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who doesnt love you . Thank you. You guys you guys are so adorable when the lights are on. [ laughter ] jimmy they are. Theyre adorable. Yeah. Nice. Jimmy theyre dancing and having fun. Yeah. Jimmy i had so much fun on your show. Oh, thank you. Jimmy i just came on the show last week or two weeks ago. Can i tell you what you did for us . You gave our show something that weve never nobody, like, brings us anything. I dont know if you know this, everybody here, but jimmy fallon has taken to pickling. Did your audience know this about you . Jimmy its sweeping the nation. Okay. Jimmy Everybody Knows that i make my own pickles now. Ok but [ laughter ] he brought us pickles. And we were backstage and Ryan Seacrest says, you know, we should eat them. And i was like, we cannot eat them. Because this is archival material. This is going on the shelf next to the emmy, because [ light laughter ] jimmy because we didnt get to we now have a emmy and a a pickle jar. Jimmy well, heres whats funny because i was watching the show the other day. I remember i gave you the pickles. We never got into opening or eating the pickles. I assumed after you just ate it. And i was just watching the other day. And blake lively was on. Yeah. Jimmy and if you just look in the background, use your eye there. I dont even see blake lively. I see pickles. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i see pickles. You see blake lively. Jimmy this is the new m. Night shyamalan movie. I see pickles. I see pickles. Jimmy i see pickles. And you have no idea. Those pickles gave us such life. I mean, we decorated for halloween. And they decorated around the pickles. [ laughter ] jimmy thats just ridiculous. It is so ridiculous. Theres like a ghost behind the pickles. Jimmy i love that its there. Im very proud of these. Theres a jalapeno in there. Its a very spicy pickle. Listen, im sure theyre delicious. But theyre not getting opened. I mean jimmy theyre vacuum sealed. Michelle obama brought us honey from the white house. And somebody opened that and we were like, dead. We will figure it out. Jimmy yeah. Dont you ever. You opened white house honey. This is precious. Jimmy yes. This is Michelle Obama honey, you maniac