Legendary roots crew. Questlove 763, minnesota steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. That is a hot crowd. That is a hot crowd right here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. Welcome, everybody. Lets get to some news. [ shouting from audience ] i love you too. [ laughter ] lets get to some news here, because theres a lot to laugh about. This is actually nice. The trumps just invited kids to the white house for a Halloween Party next week, and i saw that it will have pumpkins carved to look like president s. Of course, its going to get awkward when one kid says, wow, this one looks so real, and it says, let go of my face. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but halloween at the white house is going to be really fun. Theyre even bringing out the ouija board trump uses to make all his decisions. [ laughter ] are you moving it . You would tell me if youre moving it right . This is interesting. An article that just came out that says most military officers have a negative opinion of President Trump. Trump says hes doing fine with the two that matter, captain crunch and colonel sanders. [ cheers and applause ] hes hes a captain, captain. Some people have questioned trumps fitness to be president , and theres even talk about using the 25th amendment to remove him from office. But to make sure trump understands what that amendment actually is, they made him this video. Check this out. Its the 25th amendment and its there just in case the president goes crazy and he needs to be replaced the cabinet votes and if he dont fit the president will say i wasnt fired i quit oh yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats helpful. I was gonna say good singing, by the way, higgins. Steve oh, thank you. Oh, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. Big story here. Last night, President Trump released thousands of documents on the jfk case. People were a little suspicious when the report said hillary did it. Steve really . Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] how is that possible . Thats odd. Actually, i read that the cia, and the fbi asked trump not to release some of the files. When he heard from the cia and the fbi on jfk, trump said, omg, wtf. [ laughter and applause ] this is cool. Today, nintendo released a new game called super mario odyssey. Its really good. But you know what that means. Its time for mario, mario. Mario Mario Mario Mario mario riding mario riding mario muscle mario muscle the crock he rocks the best the best mario playing mario brain mario posin mario chosen mario jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] my man my man love you, buddy. As i mentioned earlier, you guys, halloween is just a few days away. You guys excited for halloween . [ cheers and applause ] of course, kids everywhere will just be trick or treating. Several states are warning that candy could contain marijuana. [ cheers ] well, officials in colorado are warning that some candy may not contain marijuana. So be careful. [ laughter and applause ] be careful if youre just eating regular candy. [ applause ] this is pretty crazy. I saw that a man flew 15 miles over south africa in a chair attached to 80 balloons. [ laughter ] well, his buddies on the ground were like, oh man, hes going to be so mad when he wakes up. [ laughter and applause ] hey, larry get this, a new study finds that seeing a show live and in person, doesnt get you more excited than watching it on tv. [ audience oohs ] anyway, welcome again to the tonight show, you guys. How you doing . [ cheers and applause ] no respect. Its the end of another crazy week, you guys, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. Check it out. Creepy. Haunted. Eerie. Flooky. Trump as a clown. Ooh, hes spooky. Body double for Melania Trump . Will the real first lady please stand up. Going to talk about antibullying. Her husband does well with that kind of thing. Dividing the country. Ugly fumes. My top priority. Coin two. Trick or treat. Do it right. Please stay safe. On halloween night. Take care of yourself. That may come in handy when getting sick from lots of candy. Jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. We had a fun show last night. We had kelly ripa and Jim Jefferies were here, and Jim Jefferies was joking around and he said something about ryan seacrest. Or Something Like that. It was a funny joke, and then he said, well, dont worry about it. Its like, im not going to run into kelly ripa in the hallway, so dont worry about it. And what he didnt know was he went backstage, and kelly ripa went in his dressing room, turned the lights down, and was waiting for him. [ laughter and applause ] you know it was a funny bit. I had to talk about it on the show, cause its just a funny. Shes awesome. The lights were low. Shes sitting there. Oh, yeah [ light laughter ] all right, guys, be sure to tune in for our show next week. Set your tivos, and your dvrs. We have a big week of shows. Blake shelton will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Millie Bobby Brown will be here. Chris hemsworth, alec baldwin will all be joining us. Steve oh, man. Jimmy thats all in one week. Thats a big week. [ cheers and applause ] plus performances from kelly clarkson. Maroon 5 featuring sza. And wiz khalifa with ty dolla sign. You dont want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] im very excited. I want to get into this. Do you have an instant pot . Do you know what that is . Steve no i know that they are, but i dont have one. Jimmy does anyone know what that instant pot is . Do you have one . [ cheers ] is it good . Yes. Jimmy you know, something im not buying about it. [ light laughter ] so you can make anything in the instant pot, right . Yes. Jimmy like anything . Yes. Jimmy but what makes it what makes it good . Its fast . But how fast . Like, 15 minutes . Thats not true. What, in 15 minutes . What can you make . Deer and almonds. [ laughter ] jimmy what . What did she say . [ cheers and applause ] steve what was it . Jimmy what did she say . Get an oven . What . Deer and almonds. Steve deer and almonds . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, its a warmup reference. You had to be there. Jimmy you guys had to come. You had to be there. You had to come before the show. [ laughter ] steve its hilarious, its hilarious. Jimmy anyway people at home are like, what is that . That doesnt make any sense. Steve yeah, what is deer, and almonds. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, deer and almonds. Yeah, all right. [ laughter ] or beer and almonds, i dont even know what it is. Steve beer, i know what that is. Jimmy anyways, im excited. I want to get one of these things. I want to figure out how to do it how to use it. Steve cause its like a a pressure cooker, and a slow cooker in the same cooker. Jimmy but its no, but then its like a rice cooker. You know its weird though, somebody said that you can make yogurt in it, right . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, but then i go, well how do you make first of all, i dont have a problem right now getting yogurt. Steve getting yogurt jimmy yeah, but [ laughter ] steve where where can i find yogurt . Jimmy so i go, how do you make it . They go, its easy, you put four cups of milk, and then a a couple spoonfuls of yogurt in it. [ laughter ] im going to put yogurt thats how i make yogurt i got to put yogurt in the yogurt . Steve the yogurt. Jimmy i know how to make chili, man. Steve how do you do that . Jimmy you get a can kidney beans, you get chili powder, and you get like two pounds of chili. [ laughter ] and just pour the chili over it. I dont know, well see. Maybe well talk to mark bittman or something. Steve yeah. Jimmy over at new york times, he knows how to do that stuff. Right . Steve hes like a cook guy. Jimmy yeah, hes the best. Ill get bittman on this, man. Steve get the bittman to do a bit with you on the thing. Jimmy a bittman, and do the bit, man. Steve yeah. Jimmy and then [ laughter ] first, guys, we have a huge show tonight. We love this guy. He has a new book here, its called, why we dont suck. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy denis leary is here. Denis leary is a stud. Steve dr. Denis. Jimmy dr. Denis leary. Why we dont suck. Dr. Denis leary. Plus, he is a grammyAward Winning artist, and host of a a great new show on viceland called most expensivist. [ light laughter ] 2 chainz is back on the show tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to talk with 2 chainz, then he and travis scott are going to perform their hit single 4 00 a. M. To close the show. Tonight is a party. [ cheers and applause ] tonight is a party its going to be great [ cheers and applause ] guys, today is friday, and thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. I check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a little bit behind. I was wondering if you guys dont mind, can i write out some thank you notes right now . [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] jimmy hes all business. Hes all business. Steve wow. His haircuts business in the front, business in the back. Jimmy hes all business. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its all steve all business. Jimmy all beer and almonds with that guy. Steve yep, beer [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, pumpkin patches, for basically saying, hey, kids, lets go take glamour shots in front of some dead fruit. [ applause ] thank you, waking up the morning after halloween, and seeing your costume on the floor, for making it look like i had a onenight stand with a a ninja turtle. [ cheers and applause ] donatello, yeah. Steve hello. Jimmy thank you, when my friends dont text back after 20 seconds. Its nice to know you absolutely hate my guts. [ applause ] steve what did i do . Jimmy whatd i say, man . Did i Say Something wrong . Steve what can i have said to him . Jimmy thank you, couples Halloween Costumes for being a a fun way to make your single friends feel even lonelier. Happy halloween. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cereal, for being the only food you have to drown before eating. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, suburbicon, for hitting theaters this week, and for sounding like the worlds lamest transformer. [ applause ] steve turn into a minivan. Netflix and chill. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, trying to get a bartenders attention, for forcing everyone at the bar to compete in a game of who can make eye contact the hardest. [ cheers and applause ] hey, man, how you doing . Hows it going . Take two of a steve yeah. Jimmy thank you, staple removers, for looking like youre going to suck the blood out of my other office supplies. [ laughter ] there you have it, those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with denis leary, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. Always comfortable in your own skin. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx introducing degree ultracle r black white saves your white clothes from yellow stains. 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Questlove [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lot of love going around. I want to say happy belated birthday, right . Yeah. Jimmy it was a big one this year. Yeah. Jimmy 60 . I turned 60. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great. Yeah, i look i guess i feel 40, you know . Jimmy yeah. But i did i had i had my first senior moment. The birthday went great. It was fantastic. Jimmy that was all good. Yeah, it was all good. And i remember everything. Im doing great. No, i really do. Im telling you. I remember every grudge. I am telling you. [ light laughter ] i remember every nun who hated me and told me i wouldnt become anything. I remember every egg i threw at that convent they lived in every halloween. [ laughter ] jimmy that is so irish of you. I dont forget anything. Jimmy yeah, of course. Yeah, im so irish. So [ light laughter ] so but like, two weeks ago, i was sitting at home and im watching the bruins game. Early season game. And they have all these new calls, the refs are supposed to make now. And they were calling the game really tight. And within the first couple minutes, the bruins get a a couple penalties and a couple of powerplay goals get scored. And im pissed. You know what i mean . Im sitting there like, i cant believe these refs. They suck. So, i got to call my brother. Cause i know hes watching the game. Hes probably pissed, right . But of course, i cant remember my brothers phone number. Because were all such slaves to technology, rights . [ light laughter ] so im like, now i got to find my phone. And i cant find my phone. So im like, where the hell did i put the phone . And now Something Else happened in the game. And im like, i cant believe these refs. They suck. Jimmy yeah. So i start Walking Around the apartment looking for the phone. I forget that im looking for the phone, i start making a a sandwich. Right . [ laughter ] so, it gets better. So im making the sandwich. And im thinking, oh, man, this is going to be such a a great sandwich. And then the refs make another call. And im like, oh, yeah, my phone, i got to find my phone. So i grab the land line. And im going to call my phone. And i dial it up. And i go like this and a fight breaks out and im like, oh my god. This is going to be a great fight. My phone rings, i pull it out of my pocket. And i go, cant talk right now. Got to call you back. [ laughter ] jimmy you called yourself. That is so sad. Oh, my gosh. That is thank god i didnt call myself back. [ laughter ] jimmy you called yourself. And i was by myself so i just laughed my ass off. I was like, dude, im losing it. Jimmy i love the book, why we dont suck. Now, i got to say, youre a a pretty famous guy. Yeah, ive been famous for 25 years now. This is my what is that . [ cheers and applause ] 25 years. 1992 to now. Jimmy is that right . I know. Jimmy but, you write in this book about how you get mistaken for other celebrities. Yes. Jimmy all the time. Because we have a a a president who was a celebrity before he got elected. I think it was i thought it was important to talk about fame. So i wanted to finally put down on paper, a chart for people, so that they understand what happens to me. Now listen, let me tell you something. Ive been saying this for 25 years. Okay . And i still remember the first day i was famous. I was in an airport. Yeah, i was famous from these mtv spots and no cure for cancer. And they all like blew up. And i was walking in an airport. And i could see people were walking by me and smiling and nodding at me. And i could see a couple people approaching with a camera and some stuff to sign. And i was like, oh my god, im finally famous. [ laughter ] im all pumped up like, this is so awesome, man. And a guy walks up and he goes, hey, man, will you sign this . And can we take a picture . And im like, yeah. Take a picture. And i sign, you know, all the best and denis leary. And he looks at me and he goes, what the hells that . [ light laughter ] so i have pretty messy handwriting. I thought he meant like, i said, well, thats my name, denis leary. He goes, i thought you were willem dafoe. [ laughter ] and he throws the picture the thing into the trash and walks away. Jimmy no. And i was like, hey, what the hell is this . Jimmy yeah. And from that moment on, i have spent the bulk of my life being recognized as various other people. Mostly dafoe, okay . But heres the list. I put it down in the book. Here it is. Its in order of how i get recognized. Willem dafoe. Jimmy uh huh. Kevin bacon. [ laughter ] bryan adams. Bryan adams. Jimmy oh, bryan adams. Bryan adams. Okay . Okay . Jon bon jovi. Jimmy really . Jane lynch. [ laughter and applause ] ellen degeneres. [ laughter ] jimmy really . And christopher walken. Jimmy there you go. Thats not bad. Ill tell you something. The great thing about it is, people love me, wherever they see me. On the street, in the airport. People just needed to love me. Because they think im somebody else. You know what i mean . Jimmy all those people have great fans. I know. Its amazing. Its amazing. Jimmy do you ever answer as the person . I do. You know, i got to the point where sometimes its just so difficult to explain who i am when they think im somebody else. And the worst one i ever did was this summer, it was like 190 degrees in new york. I was leaving the office going home to the apartment. It was only going to take me, like, you know, 15 minutes. And i called an uber driver. And i get in the car. And maybe a block and he goes, hey, you. And i go, yeah. And he goes, footloose [ laughter ] so, look, i dont want to get into an argument. I dont want to make him google diego or the ref. Im like, yeah. Yeah. Im just going to roll with it. And he goes, hey, my wifes favorite movie, footloose. we love you. We love you. You do your own dance. I go, yeah, i did all my own dancing. Yeah, the whole time. Another red light he goes, my wife on the phone. My wife on the phone. So i get on the phone. I love you. I love you, kevin bacon. But i love kyra so much. Kyra kyra, your wife. Shes such a great actress. Kyra this, kyra that. Kyra, kyra, kyra. And as fake bacon, im starting to get jealous [ laughter ] that my fake mrs. Bacon is all she wants to talk to me about. She goes, oh, she win golden globe. I go, well, you know, i won a a golden globe too. [ laughter ] i did a movie called taking chance about a soldier bringing another soldier home. I was pretty good in it. Jimmy you defended kevin bacon. Yeah, exactly. Which is a big mistake because i could see i could tell the tone in her voice. Shes like, okay, give me back to my husband. So i gave the phone back, i was like, i think that might come back to haunt me. Right . And hes talking to her really low for a couple minutes. And now were riding along. Im still kevin bacon waiting for some more questions. 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Why did you want to write this book . Okay, so the reason i wrote the book is that that last election, as we all know, was very divisive, right. And i find myself even now, like, my democratic friends have completely lost their sense of humor. Theyre just rage tweeting about trump and republicans. My republican friends, theyve lost their sense of humor. And their just bash tweeting back at democrats. You know, my republican friends think that sean hannity is god. And my Democrat Friends think Rachel Maddow is the virgin mother, its like, insane. Nobody is talking to each other, and i wanted to just sort of discuss, you know, some of the big issues. Like racism, you know, sexism, fake news, guns and everything. And make everybody laugh their asses off because and remind them that theres common ground. You know what i mean . So jimmy good for you. And heres the thing. I tell my democratic friends this all the time. Youre not going to beat trump with bernie sanders. Its not going to happen, folks. And youre not going to beat trump with elizabeth warren. You need to find somebody that can really actually challenge trump. And it might have to be somebody famous. I talk about it in the book. This is insane, but its true. They did a poll, i put it in the book. The top ten most trusted people in america. Okay . And eight out of the top ten are actors. And the first three are tom hanks, sandra bullock, and denzel, okay . [ laughter ] so, i mean, just look at that, listen. I dont know denzel, i dont know tom hanks but i know sandy. Ive known her since we started out together, and you can trust her. One time we were having a party and running out of booze and i said, listen. You got 20 minutes to go to the liquor store and get two more bottles of booze, okay . Get one vodka and whiskey. She came back in 15 minutes with change and four bottles of each, okay . Thats a woman you can trust. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sandra bullock, you can trust, sandra bullock. But but im here tonight because i think right in this room is there are a couple people who could make a great democratic ticket. And im announcing it tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Questlove Fallon 2020. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please, no. Please, no. Oh my god, no. Questlove . Questlove . Jimmy no. Hed make a great president , man. Hes a deep thinker. Jimmy yeah, yeah. And youd be a great vice president. All you got to do is go to like hamilton and football games. Ill go with you. Okay . Well have a great time. [ laughter ] with this band, can you imagine . Well all move into the white house together, okay . And well have a giant well have the best music in the history of the presidency. And you wont youll just be like a song and dance guy. Well just go around and make appearances. Jimmy all right. Ill be your righthand man. Jimmy done, lets think about this. We already have we have higgins, so. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well think about this. We could win. We could win. Jimmy im going to see you very, very soon in boston. Yes. Jimmy because you do this event, this charity event. Youve been doing it for how many years now . 20 this is our 23rd year. Comics come home in boston at td garden, november 18th this year. It benefits the cam neely cancer foundation. Jimmy they saved my dads life. They saved jimmys dads life. I mean, its an amazing organization. Jimmy amazing. [ cheers and applause ] really top notch. And whos going to be there again . Okay, so this years live, him, jeff ross, lil rel, which is hes hilarious. Jimmy yep. Who am i forgetting . Lenny clark, bobby kelly, craig ferguson. Its his first time doing the show. Its going to be great. Its going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i wanted to ask you something. Okay. All right. Jimmy because i do the show and i have fun, but i want to do Something Special this year. Well, you and i always do like a when you come, we duet a get or something. Jimmy yeah. So what do you want to sing . Jimmy i want to challenge you to a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] you pick a song. One song. I pick a song. We do it at the garden. Done. Jimmy done deal [ cheers and applause ] its happening. Its happening. Im winning. When is that . Jimmy november 18th at the td garden in boston. [ cheers and applause ] get tickets on ticketmaster, me versus denis leary. Denis learys new book, why we dont suck, is available now. Were talking to 2 chainz when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] speaking hindi speaking spanish hraaerrr wookiee . Campbells new star wars soups. Made for real, real life. Its time to stack the savings. Campbells new star wars soups. Take 50 off hundreds of select items storewide. Plus take an extra 20 off. Plus take an extra 10 off when you spend 50 or more. Plus get kohls cash. Plus yes2you members earn triple points. 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He also hosts a brandnew show called most expensiveist, which premieres wednesday, november 15th, at 10 30 p. M. On viceland. Say hello to a talented, hard working man. 2 chainz, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 2 chainz. 2 chainz. Thank you for being here, buddy. Thank you. Jimmy who do you have with you there . Whats your dogs name . This is trappy. Jimmy oh. [ audience aws ] hi, trappy. Thank you for being here, buddy. Hes very, very cute. Now, you i should say you broke your leg. Yeah. Jimmy oh, thats a bummer, man. Sorry about that. But you do you want to get into how you did it or no . Yeah, just definitely being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Jimmy yeah, yeah. And i could tell you this. Never, never try to drive a a four wheeler wearing slides. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Id like to really really tell you. Jimmy but the doctors told you dont go on tour. They said no. Yeah. Jimmy you shouldnt go on tour. This is bad. Well, yeah, even still now, you know, after seeing my doctor last week. I told him that i couldnt go horizontal or vertical. But i feel good. Jimmy yeah. I feel really good. You know what i mean . Jimmy cant go horizontal or vertical, you go left or right. It happened. It happened. I broke my leg the week of my tour. The beginning of my tour was supposed to start. I have three tour buses full of people that i feel like im responsible for. You know what i mean . And i just felt like it was a a lot of pressure on me to come up with some kind of solution to be able to appease the fan base and take care of the people that i was going to take care of originally. And so i came up with this idea to have a pink wheelchair made. Because my album is obviously, if you want to show that. Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you okay, trappy . Everything good, trappy . So it worked out for me. You know what i mean . At the end of the day, you know, i felt like it was it was showing a sign of resilience that i could go out and jimmy the dog is the dog is falling asleep. Hes heard this story before. [ laughter ] thats all it is. [ applause ] so, you know, im its just like i feel like people people shouldnt have, you know, tooth ache or headache. You got to go to school. You got to go to work. You got to, you know, accomplish what youre going to do. And so thats what i did with the wheelchair. Going on tour, selling out different places, different venues. And, you know, it worked out for me. Jimmy good for you. Im happy youre here tonight. We are as well. [ cheers and applause ] i want to talk about this show, most expensiveist. Okay, this is on viceland. And the idea is you have like a a 4,000 toothbrush. Yeah. Jimmy and, like [ laughter ] well, for that, yeah. For you, i could see that happening. But 30,000 headphones . How is that possible . Its ridiculous. Jimmy how is that possible . So this show is all about, you know, obviously me finding some of the most expensive and luxurious items around. And im like a tester, you know what i mean . I give my honest opinion on, you know, do i feel like its worth it and i or not. And i also put myself in the other persons shoes. So i dont just like if you have a 30,000 head phone, i want to understand why you dont have one thats, you know, a beat headphones or something. Jimmy yeah. Exactly, yeah. But man, its just a its a very informative show. I think it adds jimmy did you come up with the idea . No, people just think im a a great person to pull this off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy trappy, trappy . I got trappy from the show. Yeah. So, trappys dad, right, listen to this. Trappys dad is like the most expensive frenchy. He makes like 300,000 a year off breeding. So i was like, let me in on that, you know what i mean . Its like, legal prostitution kind of. A little bit. [ laughter ] jimmy its not the same. No. It is jimmy i guess it is, yeah. Dogs, yeah. Thats right. Go get em. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that dog is super tired. Trappy, man. Does he have his own instagram . No, i would start that. But trappy he always takes thats why hes out here. He always just takes the shine away from me. [ light laughter ] jimmy are you jealous of your dog . Im cool with it, though. Jimmy 2 chainz, you brought this water here. And this is called 90h20. Yeah. Jimmy and now this is considered the on the bottle it says, the best bottle of water in the world. This is a how expensive is this bottle . Its a lot. Jimmy yeah, well, its a a lot of money for water. This is just water from Beverly Hills . From california . You know, anything from Beverly Hills is expensive. Jimmy i want to see if i can tell the difference. Okay . This is tap water from new york city. Oh, yeah. Thats a vast difference. Jimmy yeah, well, really . Yeah. I would think so. Jimmy no, its great water here in new york city. Really . Jimmy absolutely. I dont drink tap water. Jimmy here. Im going to pour this im going to pour this in here. Okay . Okay. Jimmy now, check this out. Im going to see if i can tell the difference. You got to remember which ones which. Okay . Oh, i can already tell. [ laughter ] jimmy im going to turn around and you move them. Oh you want me to move them. Okay. Okay. Im going to try to. Jimmy im going to see if you can do it. And the audience, you can see what hes doing . All right, very good. Hold on. Wait, bro. Wait, wait, wait. No, bro. Hold on, bro. [ laughter ] jimmy all right ready . All right yeah. Go, go, go. Jimmy trappy didnt drink any of this, did he . [ laughter ] he will, though. Jimmy all right, here we go. I think i already know. I love new york city. I love this city. Im i was born and raised in new york. [ laughter ] oh my gosh. That is Something Else, man. Yeah. Jimmy that is Something Else, man, oh man. No, can you tell . Try it again. Jimmy ooh la la. That is expensive. That is the expensive, good water right there. Thats expensive right there. Am i right . Yeah, no. This is this is true. I did an episode about oxygen. They are now selling, you know, air in a can. And according to them, people used to laugh at bottled water just like they are laughing at the can of air. Now, you put the nothing comes out. You dont feel it. Nothing, but its this air. And they tell you what mountain they caught it from. And its expensive. [ laughter ] jimmy what mountain they caught it from . Oh my god. I got this jimmy fallon air. Jimmy we got fresh air right here, man. Jimmy fallon air for sale. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres 2 chainz with his 1,000 doughnut in his new viceland show called most expensivest. Check this out. Theres a lot more gold. And then the cognac is there also. Its louis cognac. Yeah, yeah. My favorite cognac. Im going rub in case a a genie come out of here. This will make dreams come true. Grant your wishes. This is the first time that anybodys ever seen this doughnut. This is the reveal. The reveal. All right. Thats a big boy. If you eat enough of the doughnut, youll see the gold later. Shiny poops. Hey, next on shiny poops. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy check out most expensivest on viceland november 15th at 10 30 p. M. 2 chainz and travis scott perform their hit single 4 00 a. M. After the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] cheering a triangle solo . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money sam and yohanna saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. But also actively steer. Not only to automatically brake. Were getting closer to our ultimate goal a World Without accidents. Experience driverfirst innovation. Experience amazing. Sfx ominous musicshakes. Mmm. Sfx boing boing boing sfx screech tic tac orange. An irresistible burst of flavor. Tic tac. Go little. 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Featuring travis scott, and the roots, once again, you love him, 2 chainz [ cheers and applause ] yeah yeah yeah pretty girls like trap music right yeah yeah what you say damn right bro 4 00 am im just gettin started for my birthday i threw me a Surprise Party reminiscin bout the trap playin the first carter my life changed when i had my first daughter got my First Quarter flippin 50 dollar slabs your people lookin at the bills askin you for half cut from a different cloth take pride in results anytime she wanna dip im providin the sauce you on side of the boss so you kind of the boss you keep playin with me i end up signing your boss drop an ep on your people for the freefree on you people yeah you zz on your people king like bb on your people yeah rock with champagne p if it wasnt for the struggle then i wouldnt be me call me deuce or dos anything but broke got my aim from the scope got the game by the throat yeah yeah you popped up on me by surprise yeah yeah you see i never took you for the poppin type yeah damn its 4 am so please believe the hype hit the lights im way over top pop it flick it drop a pin send a location drop a pin ima pull up in that bulletcoupe spaceship drop off a bag of some dangerous ima hit you 4 am see if you made it i dropped collegrove out the sky in a group with the best rapper thats alive okay oh never turn my back on my slime ooh i aint wanna mess with her but she was fine hold up baby let me take my time hard to get some bass and try to drive looking at their bag and theres surprisin pickin up the duffel bag like exercisin all right bought mama house cause she deserve it practice makes perfect but nobodys perfect escobar is not open for service send you to jimmy fallon for your surgery okay you popped up on me by surprise yeah yeah you see i never took you for the poppin type straight up damn its 4 am so please believe the hype hit the lights im way over top pop it flick it drop a pin send a location ima pull up in that bulletcoupe spaceship drop off a bag of some dangerous ima hit you 4 am see if you made it Riccardo Tisci on the crewneck on a killin rapper spree and shorty you next they talkin chillin watchin netflix i used to trap and watch bootlegs im on my wave like a durag i see your boo now where your crew at talkin tequila for the pipeup i hope you got a clean drench god drench god really representin we the squad really tec got the rollie now i get it i used to sell drugs for a living got me a job sellin records had to use the jeweler for a reference might buy a truck with the extra might use the legs for a necklace okay you popped up on me by surprise yeah yeah you see i never took you for the poppin type straight up damn its 4 am so please believe the hype hit the lights im way over top pop it flick it drop a pin send location ima pull up in that bulletcoupe spaceship drop off a bag of some dangerous ima hit you 4 am see if you made it its 4 am 4 am its 4 am 4 am thank yall. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on thats how you do it. Thats how you do it right there. Thank you. Jimmy 2 chainz. Travis scott. [ cheers and applause ] 4 00 a. M. Thats how you do it. Pretty girls like trap music is out now. Well be right back, everybody. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to denis leary, 2 chainz, travis scott [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jennifer hudson. From curb your enthusiam, actor and comedian, jeff garlin. Author, jesmyn ward. Featuring the 8g band with gregg bissonette. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. White house press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders today said there isnt anything to clarify about trumps position on nfl players kneeling during the national anthem, because the issue is, quote, pretty black