And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 750 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much. That is a great crowd right there. Hot, hot crowd. Hot new york city crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, baby thank you. Its going to be fun tonight. Well, heres what people are talking about you guys. Today, President Trump flew to puerto rico. He was like, these conditions are horrible. How can anyone live like this . [ light laughter ] and then an aide said, sir, this is la guardia. Were just refueling. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, today trump went to puerto rico to survey the damage done by the hurricane. And mike pence will go there tomorrow to survey the damage done by the president. [ laughter and applause ] im very sorry he said that to you, he didnt mean it. But trump had a nice visit to puerto rico. He said, it gave all the First Responders a chance to meet with the last responder. So i thought that was [ laughter and applause ] but everyone was talking about this. Trump told puerto rico that the recovery effort really threw his budget out of whack. Puerto rico said, well, next time theres a hurricane, well just push the island out of the way, so we wont get in the way of your budget. [ cheers and applause ] no problem. Some news for travelers. United Airlines Just launched the shortest domestic flight thats only 16 minutes long. And somehow theres still a a passenger who decided to eat a tuna sandwich. [ laughter ] really . Were only going for 16 minutes. [ light laughter ] gross. I just got to burp my rubbermaid. Steve my feet are killing me. Jimmy oh, ive to take these shoes and socks off. Oh man. [ light laughter ] no, you dont. Sixteen minutes, have some restraint. Ive got to eat this tuna while its warm. [ light laughter ] steve can you heat this up for me in a microwave . [ light laughter ] jimmy this is a really rare old, cheese that ive never had. [ laughter ] why would you have it on the i normally wouldnt. Its a special occasion. [ laughter ] gosh. This is pretty amazing. Scientists have invented a way for you to change your channels on your tv with gestures. Its great for people who like watching sports completely still. [ laughter ] wow, what a great catch. Nobody move nobody move at all i just want to oh now were watching lifetime. Okay great. [ light laughter ] and finally this is cool. I saw that epcot just celebrated its 35th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] love epcot. Epcot. It was also the 35th anniversary of the first dad sneaking off to get drunk in germany. [ light laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. Weve got a great show tonight. We love it when she stops by. She has a brandnew series on hulu called i love you, america. The hilarious Sarah Silverman is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] plus im so excited about this. Its my favorite show. Steve yeah, you love it. Jimmy i love this show so much. The cast of riverdale is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. Its fantastic. Theyre all here, and were going to play a fun new game with them tonight. You do not want to miss it. Plus, it is miley cyrus week here at the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah come on. Jimmy her new album, younger now, is out now. And you can see her on the voice airing mondays and tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Miley is closing the show with another huge performance. Its going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] Miley Cyrus Steve shes the best jimmy she is great. Guys, we did a fun thing last night. We set up a camera downstairs in the nbc gift shop here at 30 rock. And we asked people if they wanted to get the their photo taken sitting in the chair from the voice. What they didnt know is that while they were getting their picture taken, miley cyrus, and i were going to sneak out behind them and photobomb all their photos. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] its very fun, so please enjoy this. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Looking right here, and big smiles. Big, big smiles. Okay. In three, two, one. Three, two, one. And in three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy be serious. Focus. Jimmy be serious. Lets take a picture in three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] two, one. Jimmy im sorry, i think that [ screaming ] three, two, one. Both surprise [ laughter ] jimmy okay, lets just both put it in our mouth at the same time. Okay. Jimmy lady and the tramp. Okay. Three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] okay, one more. Jimmy okay, one oh, my god [ bleep ] [ screaming ] oh, my god jimmy hi [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] all right. In three, two, one. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] what is happening . Oh, my god i love you. I love the voice. Its my fav jimmy fallon oh, my god [ screaming ] [ laughter and applause ] in three, two, one. Jimmy can you not put these up . Oh, my god [ screaming ] [ talking over each other ] another one, here we go. In three, two, one. Jimmy three, two, one. [ light laughter ] im sure that we got it. [ screaming ] oh, my god oh, my god oh, my god [ screaming ] oh, my god [ talking over each other ] jimmy you guys, lets get real here. Right here. Everyone look here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was great. Come on, how fun was that . [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to miley cyrus. The voice airs on mondays and tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Sarah silverman joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] feel the power of theraflu expressmax. New power. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. So you can play on. Theraflu expressmax. New power. Eve i drop what i do me you are my best friend and weve got some things to do do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna yeaheaeaeah fortyeight hours of protection. I dont have to reapply this, not once. Its really soft and almost velvety as you put it on. Thats like really soft. Try dove advanced care for softer, smoother underarms. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an emmywinning comedian and actress who stars in the new movie, battle of the sexes, which is in theaters now. She also has a brandnew weekly talk show called i love you, america, which premieres october 12th on hulu. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sarah Silverman. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy pal, i really love having you. Thank you very much. I didnt know you couldnt dance. Jimmy i i cannot dance. I tried to. Thank you so much for coming back to the show. Good to see you. Congrats, on the cover of you know, magazines. I havent seen this, im so excited. Jimmy isnt that cool . And youre in a movie. Whatever. Jimmy and you have a tv show. I know, im getting discovered. [ laughter ] jimmy no, youre more than discovered. I also want to congratulate you on the emmy nom for your stand up special, a speck of dust. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy not to shabby. Kind of a good year to be Sarah Silverman. Not too shabby. Jimmy not to shabby. Tell me about doing a whole new hour of comedy. Because i dont i think my whole act, and ive been doing it a long time, is probably about ten solid minutes. Is it . Jimmy i mean i havent written i cant do it. How do you do that all . You could off the top of your head, you could do eight hours. Jimmy never, never. I dont know how you do it, but you do it well. I mean could talk for eight hours, but not do it [ light laughter ] you you are funny. I guess youre right. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Do you work out of clubs . Or do you i mean, how does it yeah. Jimmy do you remember like your first joke that you ever wrote . Im trying to oh, okay. I always keep my i dont keep much. Im not sentimental. But i keep all my notebooks. Do you keep all your notebooks . Jimmy i have yeah, i have one notebook. [ laughter ] so sad. Almost full. Jimmy thats really sad, i know. Its almost full. Every other page, yeah. Of jokes . So i found, like, a really old one. You know cause sometimes you want to look through and go, like, oh, i never figured this out, but now with have fresh eyes, i have an angle on this. Jimmy totally. Like thats a germ of a bit, yeah. Right, so i i found, like, my notebook from when i was, like, 19. And it has the worst jokes in it. Plus like diary entries, which are embarrassing. Jimmy youre making me sweat as like just thinking about it. Dont die, because this will be found. But this was the joke. Jimmy good advice. And seeing it written out is extra terrible and cheesy. cause it was like i dont know why my fish this is not good. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, but already i love the delivery. I dont know why my fish died. I put it in a tank dot, dot, dot, top . [ laughter and applause ] get it . Jimmy but see, now youre Sarah Silverman, you can get a a laugh from that. I put in a tank top. I put it in a tank dot, dot, dot, top. cause i just thought it like, i dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. A lot of my material is about that. I dont know, cause i dont know, because i dont know. [ light laughter ] jimmy but you know how to deliver stuff. See . Youre a professional now. But i mean, i i feel like if i dont go to clubs or Something Like that or if i dont do rehearsal here, i dont know how to work on a a joke. I cant tweet out a joke. cause if its not funny, people are like, what are you talking about . Thats not funny. [ light laughter ] cause its millions of people. But youre not someone who like, crafts words. Youre someone who like i mean, takes a troll doll out and then does an hour of genius on that. Look at that. Jimmy yeah, thats like my act. Oh, my god. I met him, he had a bowl haircut. [ light laughter ] and it literally looked like a a bowl was on his head. Jimmy yeah, it was bad. He was so wideeyed. I mean, he is youre still the same person. But you were just like, oh, gee whiz, hi. Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] and im like, who the hell is this guy . Jimmy you were always, always, always super nice to me. So im psyched. I remember those days. Yeah, the bowl cut. Yeah, that was two weeks, three weeks ago. [ light laughter ] but i know that you you first started on twitter, you tweeted out a joke, but on a a schedule. Which is a very interesting way to do it. It wasnt even a joke. Its just like, i would think of tweets. And i for whatever i used a a different app than twitter for my twitter. And you could like, schedule tweets. Jimmy yeah. Sometimes i would think about i come up with like two or three tweets, jimmy. I dont want to spoil you all at once. So, you know i want to pace it out. Jimmy okay. Like schedule this for 8 00 p. M. Okay, so one day i scheduled a a tweet, and i scheduled it for 8 05. Jimmy okay. I remember this specifically, because at 8 00, we killed osama bin laden. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] the twitterverse was aflame. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I didnt even remember. Then at 8 05, i tweeted, why do my dogs doodies come out cold . [ laughter ] i just want to remind you, i scheduled that. Jimmy oh, no. [ laughter ] i thought that was worth scheduling. Jimmy oh, no. How do people react . I mean, i think people give me the benefit of the doubt more than i earn. I mean, its almost i feel very much like Peter Sellers in being there sometimes. Because people read, and i feel like people looked at it and were like, yeah, it is cold, but it is our duty. [ light laughter ] jimmy they made it work somehow . Yeah, they make it smart. Jimmy i want to talk about i want to talk about your show. First of all, youre in battle of the sexes. Oh, yeah. Jimmy check out that movie, youll see youll see sarah on the big screen. But then if you want to see her on the small screen get hulu, which i have, for handmaids tale. Oh, my god handmaids tale jimmy yeah, i know. I cant talk about it. [ cheers and applause ] we cant even talk about it. Theres no sense in talking about it. Theres no time. Jimmy but then if you already have if you have hulu out there its an app like netflix or anything else. Jimmy yeah, exactly. So you go in there and you type you type in Sarah Silverman, you type in, i love you, america. And youll get to see the new show. Explain what the show is, its very different. And its like a talk show, but its its i dont know how to explain it, but its a half hour. Its everything i dreamed it to be. Its like i guess you could say its kind of socialpolitics, but anything heady or even trying to be intellectual is sandwiched in a a very, very, very, very bready sandwich of aggressively stupid. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yes. We love that. Its so dumb, and i love it so much. Thats my favorite kind of comedy. Jimmy i love it, too. It is my absolute favorite. But you do a bit with involving your real dad. So, we shot my dad. We put him in a pool because jimmy whats his nickname again, im sorry . Shleppy. Jimmy okay, good. [ light laughter ] i dont know why i said that like, how could you not know . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. He got it at camp. Jimmy i know shleppy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, literally, his best friends are all from camp still, and they all call him shleppy. Jimmy schleppy is great. Yeah. So we put him in pool, where hes always in a pool anyway. He loves swimming. And asked him random questions for two hours. And it is all gold. And here are a couple clips. Jimmy i want to show you some clips of schleppy, from the new hulu series i love you, america, take a a look. What would you warn someone about whos about to have their first child . Start with your second. [ laughter ] why do people hate jews . I hate some jews, but not because theyre jewish. Because theyre from new york and theyre pushy. [ laughter ] kyle . Oh, kyle . How do you think the universe was created . Compared to my existence right here with my four daughters, and my wife, and my five grandchildren, a couple friends. Who gives a [ bleep ] what the universe gave us . Here. What a stupid [ bleep ] question . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shleppy, we love you. Sarah silverman, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i love you, america premieres october 12th on hulu. More of the tonight show when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. 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Its time to play a brand new game called search party. [ cheers and applause ] search party steve oh, our first team tonight from the hit show riverdale. Its the riverdale party [ cheers and applause ] and from nashville, tennessee, its the cyrus party. [ cheers and applause ] oh all right. Jimmy and lili, you are up first. Come on over. Come on down. [ cheers ] heres how the game works. I will read you the start of an internet search question okay. Steve and then you will fill in the blank. We have four of jimmy use your tv voice. Steve the most popular answers on the board and youll both type as fast as you can. Well see if any of them match the top four answers. All right. Steve heres our first search. Jimmy heres our first search. Steve round one, jimmy and lili should i pierce my blank . Should i pierce my blank . [ laughter ] is everybody locked in . Can i lock it in . Steve lock it in. Yeah. Steve its a family show. All right, jimmy, what did you write . Jimmy this is a website i tried to start and it didnt take off. [ laughter ] no. Tumblr type of thing this is called nippler. [ light laughter ] steve nippler . Jimmy well, i meant to type nipple. But i typed nippler. Steve nippler. [ laughter ] jimmy its a weather app. Steve its a weather app jimmy see its the weather app if its nippy out. Steve see if its nippy out. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] steve sure, sure, sure. Jimmy its a weather app. Steve you have to keep abreast of the weather. Steve all right, lili [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you. Steve what did you type . I mean i am strategic. So, you know, i did with what i thought would be the right answer. [ laughter ] so i jimmy oh, my god. The sarcasm is insane. Wow. I did nose. Steve nose. Nose and nippler, lets see them. All right. [ ding ] you got a hit with nose. You got it. All right. You got it. Jimmy see. Rigged. Jimmy nippler, man. Steve nippler. Jimmy free the nippler. Free the nippler. Steve free the nippler. Miley, how are you, my love . Im great, how are you . Steve once again, most popular word to complete the search should i pierce my blank . Youre asking me . Steve yes. Remember this is bad. Steve this is a family show. All right, so my first one is out the window. Steve right. Jimmy yes. What other things jimmy so is your second and third people pierce. All right, i have to go to like my fifth answer. Steve yes. But do i say it out loud . Steve yes. Okay, its jimmy yeah, say it to yourself. Its tongue. Steve tongue. Should i pierce my tongue . Thats good. Steve lets see tongue. [ ding ]e boom damn. Steve thats a fail. Jimmy thats a fail. I bet my real one would have been good. Steve i bet it would have been. Yeah. Steve you can whisper it to me later. Noah, how are you . Good, how are you . Steve what is the answer . Should i pierce my what