And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 750 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much. That is a great crowd right there. Hot, hot crowd. Hot new york city crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, baby thank you. Its going to be fun tonight. Well, heres what people are talking about you guys. Today, President Trump flew to puerto rico. He was like, these conditions are horrible. How can anyone live like this . [ light laughter ] and then an aide said, sir, this is la guardia. Were just refueling. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, today trump went to puerto rico to survey the damage done by the hurricane. And mike pence will go there tomorrow to survey the damage done by the president. [ laughter and applause ] im very sorry he said that to you, he didnt mean it. But trump had a nice visit to puerto rico. He said, it gave all the First Responders a chance to meet with the last responder. So i thought that was [ laughter and applause ] but everyone was talking about this. Trump told puerto rico that the recovery effort really threw his budget out of whack. Puerto rico said, well, next time theres a hurricane, well just push the island out of the way, so we wont get in the way of your budget. [ cheers and applause ] no problem. Some news for travelers. United Airlines Just launched the shortest domestic flight thats only 16 minutes long. And somehow theres still a a passenger who decided to eat a tuna sandwich. [ laughter ] really . Were only going for 16 minutes. [ light laughter ] gross. I just got to burp my rubbermaid. Steve my feet are killing me. Jimmy oh, ive to take these shoes and socks off. Oh man. [ light laughter ] no, you dont. Sixteen minutes, have some restraint. Ive got to eat this tuna while its warm. [ light laughter ] steve can you heat this up for me in a microwave . [ light laughter ] jimmy this is a really rare old, cheese that ive never had. [ laughter ] why would you have it on the i normally wouldnt. Its a special occasion. [ laughter ] gosh. This is pretty amazing. Scientists have invented a way for you to change your channels on your tv with gestures. Its great for people who like watching sports completely still. [ laughter ] wow, what a great catch. Nobody move nobody move at all i just want to oh now were watching lifetime. Okay great. [ light laughter ] and finally this is cool. I saw that epcot just celebrated its 35th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] love epcot. Epcot. It was also the 35th anniversary of the first dad sneaking off to get drunk in germany. [ light laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. Weve got a great show tonight. We love it when she stops by. She has a brandnew series on hulu called i love you, america. The hilarious Sarah Silverman is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] plus im so excited about this. Its my favorite show. Steve yeah, you love it. Jimmy i love this show so much. The cast of riverdale is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. Its fantastic. Theyre all here, and were going to play a fun new game with them tonight. You do not want to miss it. Plus, it is miley cyrus week here at the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah come on. Jimmy her new album, younger now, is out now. And you can see her on the voice airing mondays and tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Miley is closing the show with another huge performance. Its going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] Miley Cyrus Steve shes the best jimmy she is great. Guys, we did a fun thing last night. We set up a camera downstairs in the nbc gift shop here at 30 rock. And we asked people if they wanted to get the their photo taken sitting in the chair from the voice. What they didnt know is that while they were getting their picture taken, miley cyrus, and i were going to sneak out behind them and photobomb all their photos. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] its very fun, so please enjoy this. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Looking right here, and big smiles. Big, big smiles. Okay. In three, two, one. Three, two, one. And in three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy be serious. Focus. Jimmy be serious. Lets take a picture in three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] two, one. Jimmy im sorry, i think that [ screaming ] three, two, one. Both surprise [ laughter ] jimmy okay, lets just both put it in our mouth at the same time. Okay. Jimmy lady and the tramp. Okay. Three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] okay, one more. Jimmy okay, one oh, my god [ bleep ] [ screaming ] oh, my god jimmy hi [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] all right. In three, two, one. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] what is happening . Oh, my god i love you. I love the voice. Its my fav jimmy fallon oh, my god [ screaming ] [ laughter and applause ] in three, two, one. Jimmy can you not put these up . Oh, my god [ screaming ] [ talking over each other ] another one, here we go. In three, two, one. Jimmy three, two, one. [ light laughter ] im sure that we got it. [ screaming ] oh, my god oh, my god oh, my god [ screaming ] oh, my god [ talking over each other ] jimmy you guys, lets get real here. Right here. Everyone look here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was great. Come on, how fun was that . [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to miley cyrus. The voice airs on mondays and tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Sarah silverman joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] feel the power of theraflu expressmax. New power. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. So you can play on. Theraflu expressmax. New power. 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Jimmy isnt that cool . And youre in a movie. Whatever. Jimmy and you have a tv show. I know, im getting discovered. [ laughter ] jimmy no, youre more than discovered. I also want to congratulate you on the emmy nom for your stand up special, a speck of dust. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy not to shabby. Kind of a good year to be Sarah Silverman. Not too shabby. Jimmy not to shabby. Tell me about doing a whole new hour of comedy. Because i dont i think my whole act, and ive been doing it a long time, is probably about ten solid minutes. Is it . Jimmy i mean i havent written i cant do it. How do you do that all . You could off the top of your head, you could do eight hours. Jimmy never, never. I dont know how you do it, but you do it well. I mean could talk for eight hours, but not do it [ light laughter ] you you are funny. I guess youre right. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Do you work out of clubs . Or do you i mean, how does it yeah. Jimmy do you remember like your first joke that you ever wrote . Im trying to oh, okay. I always keep my i dont keep much. Im not sentimental. But i keep all my notebooks. Do you keep all your notebooks . Jimmy i have yeah, i have one notebook. [ laughter ] so sad. Almost full. Jimmy thats really sad, i know. Its almost full. Every other page, yeah. Of jokes . So i found, like, a really old one. You know cause sometimes you want to look through and go, like, oh, i never figured this out, but now with have fresh eyes, i have an angle on this. Jimmy totally. Like thats a germ of a bit, yeah. Right, so i i found, like, my notebook from when i was, like, 19. And it has the worst jokes in it. Plus like diary entries, which are embarrassing. Jimmy youre making me sweat as like just thinking about it. Dont die, because this will be found. But this was the joke. Jimmy good advice. And seeing it written out is extra terrible and cheesy. cause it was like i dont know why my fish this is not good. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, but already i love the delivery. I dont know why my fish died. I put it in a tank dot, dot, dot, top . [ laughter and applause ] get it . Jimmy but see, now youre Sarah Silverman, you can get a a laugh from that. I put in a tank top. I put it in a tank dot, dot, dot, top. cause i just thought it like, i dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. A lot of my material is about that. I dont know, cause i dont know, because i dont know. [ light laughter ] jimmy but you know how to deliver stuff. See . Youre a professional now. But i mean, i i feel like if i dont go to clubs or Something Like that or if i dont do rehearsal here, i dont know how to work on a a joke. I cant tweet out a joke. cause if its not funny, people are like, what are you talking about . Thats not funny. [ light laughter ] cause its millions of people. But youre not someone who like, crafts words. Youre someone who like i mean, takes a troll doll out and then does an hour of genius on that. Look at that. Jimmy yeah, thats like my act. Oh, my god. I met him, he had a bowl haircut. [ light laughter ] and it literally looked like a a bowl was on his head. Jimmy yeah, it was bad. He was so wideeyed. I mean, he is youre still the same person. But you were just like, oh, gee whiz, hi. Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] and im like, who the hell is this guy . Jimmy you were always, always, always super nice to me. So im psyched. I remember those days. Yeah, the bowl cut. Yeah, that was two weeks, three weeks ago. [ light laughter ] but i know that you you first started on twitter, you tweeted out a joke, but on a a schedule. Which is a very interesting way to do it. It wasnt even a joke. Its just like, i would think of tweets. And i for whatever i used a a different app than twitter for my twitter. And you could like, schedule tweets. Jimmy yeah. Sometimes i would think about i come up with like two or three tweets, jimmy. I dont want to spoil you all at once. So, you know i want to pace it out. Jimmy okay. Like schedule this for 8 00 p. M. Okay, so one day i scheduled a a tweet, and i scheduled it for 8 05. Jimmy okay. I remember this specifically, because at 8 00, we killed osama bin laden. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] the twitterverse was aflame. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I didnt even remember. Then at 8 05, i tweeted, why do my dogs doodies come out cold . [ laughter ] i just want to remind you, i scheduled that. Jimmy oh, no. [ laughter ] i thought that was worth scheduling. Jimmy oh, no. How do people react . I mean, i think people give me the benefit of the doubt more than i earn. I mean, its almost i feel very much like Peter Sellers in being there sometimes. Because people read, and i feel like people looked at it and were like, yeah, it is cold, but it is our duty. [ light laughter ] jimmy they made it work somehow . Yeah, they make it smart. Jimmy i want to talk about i want to talk about your show. First of all, youre in battle of the sexes. Oh, yeah. Jimmy check out that movie, youll see youll see sarah on the big screen. But then if you want to see her on the small screen get hulu, which i have, for handmaids tale. Oh, my god handmaids tale jimmy yeah, i know. I cant talk about it. [ cheers and applause ] we cant even talk about it. Theres no sense in talking about it. Theres no time. Jimmy but then if you already have if you have hulu out there its an app like netflix or anything else. Jimmy yeah, exactly. So you go in there and you type you type in Sarah Silverman, you type in, i love you, america. And youll get to see the new show. Explain what the show is, its very different. And its like a talk show, but its its i dont know how to explain it, but its a half hour. Its everything i dreamed it to be. Its like i guess you could say its kind of socialpolitics, but anything heady or even trying to be intellectual is sandwiched in a a very, very, very, very bready sandwich of aggressively stupid. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yes. We love that. Its so dumb, and i love it so much. Thats my favorite kind of comedy. Jimmy i love it, too. It is my absolute favorite. But you do a bit with involving your real dad. So, we shot my dad. We put him in a pool because jimmy whats his nickname again, im sorry . Shleppy. Jimmy okay, good. [ light laughter ] i dont know why i said that like, how could you not know . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. He got it at camp. Jimmy i know shleppy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, literally, his best friends are all from camp still, and they all call him shleppy. Jimmy schleppy is great. Yeah. So we put him in pool, where hes always in a pool anyway. He loves swimming. And asked him random questions for two hours. And it is all gold. And here are a couple clips. Jimmy i want to show you some clips of schleppy, from the new hulu series i love you, america, take a a look. What would you warn someone about whos about to have their first child . Start with your second. [ laughter ] why do people hate jews . I hate some jews, but not because theyre jewish. Because theyre from new york and theyre pushy. [ laughter ] kyle . Oh, kyle . How do you think the universe was created . Compared to my existence right here with my four daughters, and my wife, and my five grandchildren, a couple friends. Who gives a [ bleep ] what the universe gave us . Here. What a stupid [ bleep ] question . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shleppy, we love you. Sarah silverman, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i love you, america premieres october 12th on hulu. More of the tonight show when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. 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Its time to play a brand new game called search party. [ cheers and applause ] search party steve oh, our first team tonight from the hit show riverdale. Its the riverdale party [ cheers and applause ] and from nashville, tennessee, its the cyrus party. [ cheers and applause ] oh all right. Jimmy and lili, you are up first. Come on over. Come on down. [ cheers ] heres how the game works. I will read you the start of an internet search question okay. Steve and then you will fill in the blank. We have four of jimmy use your tv voice. Steve the most popular answers on the board and youll both type as fast as you can. Well see if any of them match the top four answers. All right. Steve heres our first search. Jimmy heres our first search. Steve round one, jimmy and lili should i pierce my blank . Should i pierce my blank . [ laughter ] is everybody locked in . Can i lock it in . Steve lock it in. Yeah. Steve its a family show. All right, jimmy, what did you write . Jimmy this is a website i tried to start and it didnt take off. [ laughter ] no. Tumblr type of thing this is called nippler. [ light laughter ] steve nippler . Jimmy well, i meant to type nipple. But i typed nippler. Steve nippler. [ laughter ] jimmy its a weather app. Steve its a weather app jimmy see its the weather app if its nippy out. Steve see if its nippy out. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] steve sure, sure, sure. Jimmy its a weather app. Steve you have to keep abreast of the weather. Steve all right, lili [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you. Steve what did you type . I mean i am strategic. So, you know, i did with what i thought would be the right answer. [ laughter ] so i jimmy oh, my god. The sarcasm is insane. Wow. I did nose. Steve nose. Nose and nippler, lets see them. All right. [ ding ] you got a hit with nose. You got it. All right. You got it. Jimmy see. Rigged. Jimmy nippler, man. Steve nippler. Jimmy free the nippler. Free the nippler. Steve free the nippler. Miley, how are you, my love . Im great, how are you . Steve once again, most popular word to complete the search should i pierce my blank . Youre asking me . Steve yes. Remember this is bad. Steve this is a family show. All right, so my first one is out the window. Steve right. Jimmy yes. What other things jimmy so is your second and third people pierce. All right, i have to go to like my fifth answer. Steve yes. But do i say it out loud . Steve yes. Okay, its jimmy yeah, say it to yourself. Its tongue. Steve tongue. Should i pierce my tongue . Thats good. Steve lets see tongue. [ ding ]e boom damn. Steve thats a fail. Jimmy thats a fail. I bet my real one would have been good. Steve i bet it would have been. Yeah. Steve you can whisper it to me later. Noah, how are you . Good, how are you . Steve what is the answer . Should i pierce my what . Should i pierce my ears . Steve ears jimmy yes, of course steve lets see ears. Steve ears. [ ding ] jimmy yes steve number two answer. Jimmy thank you. Steve tish, darling keep it classy mom. Steve top three answer up there at number four. Im going to keep it classy. Steve keep it classy. What you got . My lip . Steve should i pierce my lip . Lets see lip. [ ding ] what . Steve that is a fail. Over to riverdale to steal. K. J. . You guys got an answer . Theres only so many things you can pierce. Steve thats true. On the human body. Well, you maybe. [ light laughter ] steve you guys can confer, confabulate. Can we call family members . [ talking over each other ] belly button. Steve belly button. Lets see belly button. If, they get belly button [ ding ] riverdale won wow. Jimmy what are we talking about . Steve that was a a barnburner time for round two. K. J. , miley, youre up. Come on. Jimmy go for it buddy. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Steve complete this search question can you milk a blank . Again, family show. Can you milk a blank . Type it in, whatever you think it is. Tell me when you are locked in. Okay. [ light laughter ] steve locked and loaded. Im locked and loaded. Jimmy press the red button. Steve all right. Press the red button. Miley, what did you write . Kitten. [ laughter ] and k. J. , what did you write . Goat. Steve goat. Kitten and goat. Lets see it [ ding ] cat, oh team cyrus the Nashville Team over here k. J. , take a seat jimmy everyone knows you can milk a goat. Come on, man. Thats the question. Its a little convenient that the house keeps winning. Jimmy no. Steve come on. Jimmy we have no idea. Im just kind of saying. Jimmy can you milk a cat . I mean, who would know thats great. [ talking over each other ] steve all right, now to you. I dont know steve just think of one. Think of one. A dog . [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no no. I bet its on there. I bet its on there. I bet it is. Steve lets see dog. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] good job. Jimmy what world do we live in . Yikes. What is going on . We are from the south. This isnt fair. Jimmy this is weird. Were all southern. Steve all right. [ light laughter ] we milk everything there. Right. Jimmy you milk everything in the south. Steve can you milk a i mean, im just going with cow. Jimmy yes, thank you. Steve cow. Lets see cow. Thank you. [ ding ] what . Steve these are people what . Steve asking the internet i know. Steve they are asking the internet, can you milk this thing . They are asking steve what is a thing that people might think you can milk . People. Ew. I no, its my turn. Okay, sorry. Steve its brandis turn. Im going with llama. Steve llama. Llama thats interesting. Steve okay. Now, if you dont get this one, its riverdales to steal. Can you lets see llama . [ ding ] thats the second fail. Riverdale. Cole, what are you thinking . Steve what do you guys got . Its our turn now. Yeah. Steve its team riverdale. What are we thinking . What are we thinking . What are we thinking . Or, or or huddle, huddle. What are we thinking . [ talking over each other ] oh, you have it . Steve your answer . Jimmy you guys very confident. Take it away. We are. Steve cole, go for it. Pig. Steve pig lets see pig jimmy not bad. [ ding ] steve no pig lets see what the answers were [ ding ] horse i told you. [ ding ] steve and man. [ cheers ] jimmy hey, now stop it. Stop it. Stop it steve jiminy christmas. Jimmy lets get to the final round and get this over. Steve all right. The final round, noah and cole, you are up. Noah [ cheers and applause ] youre going down. Steve okay, this is the final round. This is for the game. Complete this internet search no [ light laughter ] jimmy we didnt ask you yet. Steve no, not yet. Im going to delete your history. Steve why are people afraid of blank . Tell me when youre locked in. Wait, what . I did it. Steve did you do it . Yeah . Steve all right, what did you write, noah . I wrote dogs. Steve why are people afraid of dogs . Cole, what did you write . I wrote me. Steve why are they afraid of me . Jimmy people afraid of you . No one is afraid of you. Id watch. Jimmy oh, really . [ light laughter ] steve lets see. Lets see. Me and dogs. [ ding ] no one is afraid of either one. Jimmy well, thats comforting to me at least. Jimmy why are people afraid of the dark . Steve ooh, the dark. Thats mine. Steve lets see dark. [ ding ] jimmy the dark steve all right, team cyrus is going over there. Jimmy here we go. Here we go. Steve ready to go back over there . [ applause ] another one . Steve miley, its to you. Why are people afraid of clowns . Steve ooh. Yes, of course. Steve thats a good one. It steve very topical. Very topical. Lets see clowns. Steve thats number one [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] its a slaughter now. Steve okay noah, round two . Again . Steve again. Oh okay. Steve things you are afraid of. What are people afraid of . Oh, heights. Oh, thats a good one. Steve heights. Lets see heights [ ding ] first fail. Tish. Oh, i know. I know. I know. One more fail. Jimmy what are people afraid of . Ghosts. Jimmy yes that was a good one. Steve lets see ghosts. [ ding ] fail. Steve oh over to riverdale to steal. They can win this entire game. Jimmy if they dont win this, we win the whole thing. Steve no, if they win this, they win the whole thing. Jimmy thats right. But if they lose this, we win. Steve then you win the whole thing. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Steve they get one guess. You guys get one guess to win this entire game. I know. Insects, insects. [ drumroll ] jimmy this is it, for the win or the lose. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Steve thats a very good answer. Spiders, lets see spiders. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] steve youre the winner. Jimmy my thanks to the cyrus family, my team. The cast of riverdale. More of the tonight show after the break, everybody. 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Aarp applauded sweeney for freezing property taxes for seniors and cutting prices on prescription drugs. I got to take my hat off to him. Hes a man of his word. Steve sweeney. Because theres more work to do to get south jerseys fair share. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the stars of one of the my favorite shows on tv. Season two of their hit show, riverdale, is back starting next wednesday at 8 00 p. M. On the cw. Everyone please welcome the cast of riverdale k. J. Apa, lili reinhardt, camilla mendez, madelaine petsch, and cole sprouse. Come on out [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre here. Welcome [ cheers and applause ] welcome and thank you for being here. Ive got to say im a im a a giant fan, as you probably heard, that i am a fan of your show. [ light laughter ] only a couple times. Jimmy yeah, i was watching and i go i was a fan Archie Comics growing up, and i go, how are they gonna make this work as a show . cause i dont understand, like, you know, its like archie and jughead, betty and veronica. Then oh, its dark. [ laughter ] i think they toss around the word perverted, like, seven times. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, but i mean this is a murder, and its one of its your brother. I mean, im not no spoilers tonight, yeah. But thats not a spoiler. Jimmy no, well you never know. I mean, yeah. [ light laughter ] but theyre both twins. Jimmy i mean, it was a and i go, wow, this is actually fantastic. I love it. Theres so many good special, fun cameos of people in this. That every other episode, im like oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. And again i dont want to give away, because i freaked out. I mean your dad . We were so psyched yeah, we were psyched when we found out you were a fan of the show. Jimmy well, this is why this is why im very, very impressed. First of all, your voice, your accent. Where are you from . Its not aust im from new zealand. Not australia, im from new zealand. Jimmy new zealand. [ scattered cheers ] and, and can you youre not even a real redhead, are you . No. Im not an american, im not a a real redhead. None of it really fits, but [ laughter ] jimmy so when you auditioned to play archie, were you like, theres no way im going to get this. Absolutely. Jimmy right . Yes, and i was even more terrified about what i would look like with red hair. Jimmy oh, really . What color is your hair . cause its either going to go two ways. Jimmy why . Youre either going to not like that, huh . Yeah, whys that . Well, if youre not ginger. [ talking over each other ] t [ laughter ] like, youre going to suite it or youre not going to suite it, at all. Jimmy thats true, yeah. But it kind of, i think, worked. I think it suites we prefer him this way. We honestly prefer him with his red hair. [ talking over each other ] jimmy what color is your hair . I think its like a black. Its dark black. Exactly, like your color. Jimmy well, i mean, this is one of the finest toupees on amazon. [ laughter ] thank you for saying that. I appreciate, i really appreciate that. I want to hear like, how cause i this is what jughead looks like, right . So, you got the cartoon, thats jughead, right . So i go, how are they going to make this work . Are they going to keep the crown . Were you concerned at all . They just made my turn profile and they measured the size of my nose. Jimmy no. They were like, hmm, okay. Jimmy no, but cole, did you know that they were gonna keep the crown . Or how were they going to play that off . No, we didnt know. I guess i had asked pretty early on, and they didnt really have a solid idea. But i actually have the crown here. I brought it, for you. Jimmy you brought it . cause i mean, this, they made it work. This is the crown in the show. Its more like a beanie. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] its a beanie. Jimmy its fantastic. [ talking over each other ] could you put it on . All right. [ cheers ] jimmy are you sure . Id be theres a way to do it. Theres only one. Jimmy really . Thats the real one. Dont smell it. Dont smell it. Dont smell it. Jimmy im not going to smell it [ light laughter ] dont say that. Theres only one of those beanies. Jimmy theres only one for real . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy is this the right side, like like this . Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like that, thats it. You got it. [ cheers and applause ] now, look in the camera and say, im weird, im a weirdo. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, youre jimmy in our town yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Im honored to do this. This is really fun. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about whats going on in riverdale. Season two i sneakily saw episode one. Wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy wait until you guys see it. Its pretty good. Its amazing. Spoilers i mean, whoa man. [ laughter ] woo, your dad comes in this one . Oh, my goodness. [ light laughter ] lets just say two people end up in the hospital. Mmhmm. Jimmy what . Two people i dont even want to say who it is, end up in the hospital. Right, is thats all . Thats true. As far as you know. Jimmy is that all i can really say . And counting. Jimmy can i say your vehicle of choice . Cole . You can say my vehicle of choice. [ light laughter ] jimmy theres a motorcycle in season two, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] now, so many good twists and turns. And its nasty and funny, and its cool. And its well shot. And props to the fog machine. Yeah. Jimmy man, oh, man, that is a very foggy town, riverdale. Thats all of our budget. [ laughter ] lots of fog. Jimmy yeah, but its great. I want to show everyone a clip. Here is from season this is season one, no spoilers. But if youre going to binge, binge now. Yeah. Jimmy cause you got to get ready. cause the show airs when . Next wednesday. Next wednesday. Jimmy all right, i got it, next wednesday. Heres the clip of riverdale. Take a look at this. Shes not here. Over there oh, my gosh, shes over there. Cheryl cheryl stop cheryl what are you doing . You guys, hes right. Too much weight, and well all go under. Cheryl cheryl. Please. Just come to the shore and well figure this out together, okay . [ screaming ] jimmy cheryl [ cheers and applause ] cheryl jimmy cheryl jason . Jason . Jimmy im auditioning. Im auditioning, i could play like you got to be on the show. Jimmy i could play like, your dads weird friend or something. No, no, no. You could play lukes younger brother, you could be my uncle jimmy no, no, no, i will im just better at being a fan of the show. I have an idea of something we could do that could be kind of fun. I know you always go to pops where a lot of stuff goes down, specially episode one, season well, last episode of anyway, its a diner, its fun. I love that you guys and ill tell you later but youre always like, having milkshakes. Jughead is having the hamburgers. Like every kid does, you have a a cool diner. I thought we could do a new challenge called the milkshake challenge, where you go to anywhere that sells milkshakes and see how fast you can down a a full milk shake with your buddies. Its the riverdale milkshake challenge. We do it everyday. Jimmy you want to try . Yeah. Jimmy lets go do it right now. [ cheers and applause ] you good . All right ill get in the middle. [ talking over each other ] are you part of this . Jimmy im in man. Oh, my god. [ talking over each other ] jimmy will you stop . Thats it, please. Thats gonna be a meme do we look straight into camera while doing it . Do we look directly into the camera while doing it . Do we count down . Jimmy i have a very big head. [ laughter ] well count down ready . Ready . Ready . Wait, wait, wait. 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[ cheers and applause ] if i spent a week without you bet youd wonder what i do i think that id start going out yeah i would get caught kissing other dudes cause it seems you just wanna bring me down down with your bad attitude bad attitude when you know im not one to keep dealing with the that you put me through i know that i gave you my heart but you stomped it to the ground and thats what got me wondering what its like to not have you around if i spent a week without you id probably have so much fun id have so much fun first thing first id gather up all my girls yeah so we can lay out in the sun it would be so nice not to worry yeah how i love not to stress id go and grab my old blue jeans im sick of wearing this silly dress but it looks good doesnt it everybody i know that i gave you my heart but you stomped it to the ground yeah and thats what got me wondering what its like to not have you around you know id miss you baby feels like ive known you since i was just seven years old you used to make me smile but now you dont do that anymore it feels like im always just crying and sleeping alone but when i think of you gone i know i know that i gave you my heart but you stomped it to the ground i dont want to wonder what its like to not have you around to not have you around to not have you around to not have you around to not have you around you know id miss you baby you know id miss you you know id miss you baby you know id miss you baby you know id miss you you know id miss you babe [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my goodness wow oh my goodness. You are so good. You are so good. Thank you very much. Jimmy oh, my goodness week without you. Miley cyrus younger now is out now [ cheers and applause ] well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] hes a husband, father, veteran. But most of all, hes a fighter. Chris brown has never been afraid to take on the big fights. Thats why he stood up to republicans and democrats alike to fight the north jersey casinos and the takeover of atlantic city. Chris brown is fighting to protect jobs in our region. A true champion for the working men and women of atlantic county. On november 7th, lets keep him fighting for us. Chris brown for state senate, hes on our side. Nice to meet you sir. Joseph, im nice to meet you. U . Hows it going man . The yankees . Come on. [ laughing ] look at the smiles and the hard work that the people here are doing. Its like making mini sandwiches. Theyre no different than anyone else. They just want a job. They want respect and they want dignity. This is a nice place. Yeah. He plays basketball with lauren. Steve called, fairly frantic. You know, he had a premature baby and i think he had just been given the diagnosis that she had down syndrome. Lauren brought out the best in me. She made me a different person. Deep down in his heart he feels for people who are disadvantaged. Laurens a light in everybody eye. Shes the spark that has started the fire. The goal is to keep places like this open so all people, regardless of disability, have an opportunity for employment. See, i love you. I love you guys too. You know that. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy man, oh man. That was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to Sarah Silverman, the cast of riverdale, miley cyrus once again. [ cheers and applause ] ill be here all week. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow jimmy yeah, ill see you tomorrow bye bye, everybody. Ill see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight ellen pompeo, star of latin history for morons actor and comedian john leguizamo, music from jhene aiko, featuring the 8g band with Gunnery Sergeant nathan davilmar. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump began his 12day visit to asia on saturday and immediately walked through one of those paper doors. [ light laughter ] i wanto
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