Transcripts For WCAU Late Night With Seth Meyers 20171110 :

WCAU Late Night With Seth Meyers November 10, 2017

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Im hanging out with gal gadot. [ cheers and applause ] she is hosting saturday night live this weekend, and her new movie, justice league, comes out november 17th. Were about to play a game of charades. Gal and i are a team, but tariq is going to need a partner, and i think weve found a good one. Shes been hanging out with us all week, her new album, younger now, is available now. Please welcome miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Jimmy hi, buddy. Hi, pal. Now, look, yeah i know. Best friends all week, but not now. Jimmy weve been friends all week. Here we go, man. Calling time on the friendship. Jimmy you all know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds, then the fifth round is a charades showdown. Ow, ow jimmy both teams give the same clue at the same time. Gal, why dont you start us off tonight since youre our guest. You got it. Okay. Just so you know, ive never i never played this before. Now i do it . I start . Okay. Jimmy yes. Okay, yeah. I dont know how to answer that. Now i do it, but yeah. How do you do a song . How do you jimmy song . Film, tv . Jimmy film, tv, yeah. Songs . Songs. Jimmy yeah, but thats not the hard part. Thats not the hard part. Okay. Jimmy youll have to have me guess okay, okay. Jimmy oh no, oh no, oh no. [ laughter ] no, no, no, no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] listen, its going to be okay. Were going to do great. Were going to great. Jimmy oh my god. I hate losing. Have faith in me right now. Jimmy i hate losing. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Pick a number. Pick a number. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy we can do this. Come on, buddy. Okay, now i just start . Jimmy well, you do you cant talk. Okay. Jimmy dont tell me to shush. [ laughter ] im the one guessing. I have to talk. Ready . Jimmy yes. Sorry, yes. Song. Yeah, cool. Three words. Yeah. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] jimmy. Jimmy birth of a nation. [ laughter ] baby got back . Push . Push it yes, second word. Two yeah. Okay. Okay. Three words. Third word, running . Birth, okay, run. It was that bad . I thought jimmy no, no, no, no. I got it. Born to run. Jimmy oh, born to run of course. [ cheers and applause ] of course. Im so mad. That was fantastic. That was my fault. [ cheers and applause ] no that was fantastic. It was my that was really good. Jimmy that was fantastic. Miley, its your turn. Oh, im so upset. Alright, here we go. I almost want to be with their team now, but ill be with you. My turn . Jimmy youre talking out loud right now. Yeah. [ crowd shouting numbers ] im going with my lucky number. Jimmy your lucky number is three . Yes okay. Tariq song. Circle. Round. Not middle finger. Tariq the second word. Oh, wrapped around my finger . Oh ring. Oh, ring around the rosy . Ring around oh, ring of fire. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy no one celebrates like that, by the way. [ laughter ] what number is it . [ crowd shouting numbers] eight. Someones like, eleventy are you kidding me . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. You ready . Yeah. Film. One word. Short. It. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my gosh. What . Yes are you kidding me . Yo psychic. Jimmy that was the best thing thats ever happened to me. I mean, come on. That was the best. [ cheers and applause ] i think its because jimmys a clown. Jimmy yeah right, a scary clown. Tariq what do we have . Tariq okay. Jimmy wait, youre that cool . [ laughter ] youre that cool . No reaction, he looks like hes holding the camera. About to wind it up. Okay. Movie. A movie. Two words. [ laughter ] Jurassic Park . [ cheers and applause ] yay Jurassic Park. Jimmy Jurassic Park . I mean, give me a break. All right, now, miley, me and you. Me and you go together at the same time, and we give our teammates clues. Okay, alright. Jimmy whoever gets it first wins 10,000 points, and bragging rights. And money, dollars. Jimmy and really, no dollars. Yeah, right. Jimmys paying out of pocket just cause he loves this game. Jimmy i guess were choosing number 7. You didnt want to ask your buddy . I felt good about this one from the beginning. Jimmy but, then i want something else, but you did, lucky 7. I just, i like the number. Jimmy lets do it, alright. Me too. Ready . Okay. Jimmy okay. We have to act it out together. Jimmy oh, no yeah, hold on. Alright, ready . Alright, ready . Okay, let me you can do this. You can do this. Okay. I got it jimmy alright, ready . Song. Tariq song. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight supercalifragilisticexpialidoc disco, disco night. Uh tariq twisted sister. The moon, stars. Tariq stars, the moon. Jimmy dont look at her. Look at me [ laughter ] tariq push. Raise the roof. Dance, dance. Dancing with the stars. No. Dancing in the moonlight. Tariq dancing in the sky. Dancing under the stars. [ buzzer ] do we tell them . Jimmy dancing on the ceiling how did we tie . We tied we tied. Jimmy were all winners. Come on [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to gal gadot, and miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] that was great. Jimmy Tariq Trotter right there. Miley is performing for us later in the show. Desus and mero join us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] theres no one id rather. Hit the road with. No one id rather have dinner and a movie with. No one id rather lean on. Being in love is an amazing thing. Being in love with your best friend. Is everything. Ever us one diamond for your best friend. One for your true love. For the one woman in your life whos both. Ever us. Available at kay, jared and zales. Tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right. Netflix on us. Get 4 unlimited lines for just 40 bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now netflix included. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the hosts of the hit show desus and mero airing weeknights at 11 00 p. M. On viceland. You can hear them in the new animated series, neo yokio, which is currently streaming on netflix. Everyone, please welcome desus and mero. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show always good to see you. Thank you for coming back. Thanks for having us back. Jimmy please, i love you. I want to go and pick your brain on different topics. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy what we did last time made me laugh. But, i want to talk about this animated project youre doing on netflix. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you. Its wild. Its called neo yokio. Neo yokio is on netflix. Know what im saying. Jimmy what is the story behind neo yokio . Well, our pal, erza koeing of vampire weekend. Yeah, yeah. Hollered at us and was like, yo, we want to put you in an anime with susan sarandon. And we were like, hell yeah lets do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy you just got to do it. You just got to do it. Its just cool people. Jaden smith is in it, jude law. Jason schwartzman. Jimmy did you get to hang out with them . Yeah. Its weird cause like, being in hollywood, you meet people and theyre like, have me people meet your people and every now and then youll get someones personal phone number and ill text jaden smith, and ill be like, yo, jaden do you want to hang out . And hes like, yo, do marshmallows have feelings . And youre like. [ laughter ] i didnt really think about it. You be like, you know what im going hit you later, bro. [ laughter ] jimmy do marshmallows have feelings . Yeah, hes a deep, hes a deep dude. Super deep. Jimmy can i get your take on these different topics . We did this last time. It was kind of fun. All right, ready . It is fall. How do you guys feel about apple picking . Apple picking, apple picking is fun until you realize its one of the stupidest thing you can do. [ laughter ] i enjoy apple picking because i have four kids and they are very impressed about my ability to throw apples super hard at another person. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats good. Also, did you realize its a a whole scam because they say theres like 40 varieties of apples and lets keep it real. Theres three. Theres green, yellow, and red. [ laughter ] thats it. Like a stoplight. Jimmy right, yeah, its a a stoplight. Yeah, okay, good. [ laughter ] the new iphone. Will you be getting one . Yeah, of course. You have too. Because, you know, you got to keep up with the joneses, i guess. Its not like its a better phone but if you look better if you have it. Yeah. Oh, youre screen is cracked . The 5s screen cracked . You dont get the iphone because you want a better phone or better apps or anything. You want to look down on other people who have phones that are lesser than yours. You know what im saying . You be like, oh, im sorry, i didnt realize you were poor. Oh, im sorry. [ laughter ] is your text bubble green . Oh, im sorry, i didnt know you were a green bubble person. Oh, dont look she has a a 5. [ laughter ] jimmy you you guys are from the bronx. Are you excited holler [ cheers and applause ] yeah, what up . Jimmy are you excited about the yankees winning . Yes, the yankees are back in it. Jimmy youre excited about it . Aaron judge, on the rise. You know what it is. [ cheers ] jimmy and you guys grew up always yankee fans. Always yankee fans, nothing but yankee fans, obnoxious yankee fans, the best type. Jimmy yeah. The only type. We bringing up the 27 rings. Some of those rings were won in like, 1835. We dont know. Jimmy yeah, you dont remember that. Players had scurvy and you know what i mean . [ laughter ] oh, did i say a bad word . You won the world series, you get a potato. Like jimmy thats not what happened. Thats not [ laughter ] who wants a polio vaccine . Jimmy thats not what they gave the winners of the world series. Thats not true at all. [ laughter ] you get a potato. Thats ridiculous. Oh, speaking of potato, and vegetables, its a great segue. Last time you were on the show, i went through some topics and i said im really thinking about getting into pickling and i think you said to me that was the whitest thing ive ever heard. [ laughter ] but then jimmy making pickles. But then i saw my wife scrapbooking while listening to the best of jewel and i was like, she beat you, dude. She beat you. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy that was the whitest thing ever. She won by a mile. Are you still pickling . Jimmy i am still pickling. In fact, last saturday, i spent hours of my life. Making us pickles . Why . Jimmy i made you guys pickles. [ cheers and applause ] look at this jimmy check it out. Is that dill . I believe theyre dill. Jimmy so i got fresh dill, i got fresh cucumbers. I got pickling spices, i put garlic in there, i put a a jalapeno in there and then i vacuum sealed it with a food vacuum sealer something. I want to try of course i want to eat your pickle. If someone else [ laughter ] ill stick my hands in it, too. Jimmy take that. Take the dill off. And dont eat that peppers too hot so dont do the pepper. No such ting. No. Me love spice. No such ting. Jimmy all right, all right, i dont know how theyre going to taste. I havent we love spicy food. [ wooo ] do i detect a taste of cinnamon . Jimmy yeah, i think there might be some type of thing in there. What do you think . A little cilantro . Jimmy not the worst thing. These are good pickles. Jimmy i mean, not the best reaction but its not like gal gadot having a reeses Peanut Butter cup. What is the proper reaction to someone giving you a pickle, though . Were not that rich. I havent had friends like, yo, fam, i made you a pickle. [ talking over one another ] jimmy stop saying try my pickle to me. This pickle, my guy, yo. Yeah, yeah, yo. Jimmy while we eat these i want to show everyone a clip from your show, desus and mero. Take a look at these guys. You might have a future in this. I hate to tell you, puerto rico, but youre throwing our budget a little out of whack. Because weve spent a lot of money on puerto rico and thats fine. But weve saved a lot of lives. He talks to puerto rico like puerto ricos renting an apartment from us. Yo, puerto rico, you behind on the rent. Whats going on . Comprende . Yo, whats really good. I told you 125 a week for the room. [ bleep ]. Like, youre behind six weeks. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy desus and mero, everybody. Check out their show, desus and mero, on weeknights at 11 00 p. M. On viceland. Viceland jimmy well be right back with a performance from miley and Billy Ray Cyrus. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] break my bones by john taylor while other Insurance Companies just see a truck, state farm sees something youve worked really hard for. So why not give it the protection it deserves. State farm. 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[ cheers and applause ] you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea sail away kill off the hours you belong somewhere you feel free run away and find you a lover go away somewhere all bright and new and i have seen i have seen no other no one who compares to you you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea and you belong with your love on your arm you belong somewhere you feel free ready dad . Oh oh oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh run away go find a lover run away let your heart be your guide you deserve the deepest of cover you belong in that home by and by you belong among the wildflowers you belong somewhere close to me far away from your troubles and worries you belong somewhere you feel free you belong somewhere you feel free you belong somewhere you feel free [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you, dad. Jimmy miley cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] mileys album, younger now, is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to gal gadot, desus and mero. Miley cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. The roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. Byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Mark Wahlberg from three billboards outside ebbing, missouri writer and director, Martin Mcdonagh music from walk the moon featuring the 8g band with Gunnery Sergeant nathan davilmar. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] in that case, lets get to the news. President trump declined to take questions from reporters following his joint Statement Today with chinese president xi. Making him the first president to do so in decades. I guess he was afraid someone would ask the dreaded question, can you name that person standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks ceo, Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clinton said in a recent interview that he missed he misses hearing hail to the chief whenever he walks into a room at a public event. But then hes also getting used to that new song. [ cheers and applause ] i love ginuwine. Kim kardashian posted an Instagram Photo yesterday of kanye wests upcoming sneaker model, the yeezy mud rat 500. Incidentally, mud rat 500 was also Steve Bannons aol screen name. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the inventor of stadiumstyle nacho cheese passed away this week. His ashes will be spread unevenly over a small area. [ laughter ] the National Weather service is warning that an arctic front will be passing through the new york area tomorrow, with temperatures dropping down to 23 degrees. If youre wondering how cold that is, its almost as cold as this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth and finally, an opera singer recently broke records by singing the high

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