Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. My goodness, looking good. I see you up there. Hey welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre at the right show, this is great. Thank you for being here. Well, the big story here, the internal National OlympicCommittee Just announced that it has banned russia from competing in the 2 2018 Winter Olympics because of doping violations. [ audience ohs ] or as putin put it, hello, donald, its time to return favor. [ laughter and applause ] yes, lets get going. Thats right. Russia was banned from the olympics. But russia doesnt mind, they said theyll just invade some other teams. [ laughter ] they dont care [ applause ] its very interesting. Athletes from russia can still participate, but they wont get credit for winning any medals. Yeah, olympic events that dont matter, or as most people call it, curling. [ laughter ] hey stewhat . Jimmy wait a second. Steve curling . Jimmy i like curling. I love curling. Steve you love it . Jimmy i think that might be my sport. [ laughter ] its where you throw the you throw the theres a name for it. Steve stone. Jimmy stone . Is that right . Steve i think so. I think its called a curling stone. Jimmy i dont know how they came up with that name, but [ laughter ] throw the stone down, and then steve dudes in front of it brush it. Jimmy they brush it, and yeah steve im in, im in. U. S. A. , baby steve yeah. Jimmy lets go [ cheers and applause ] steve curling. Jimmy curling, this is the year steve this is the year, baby. Jimmy lets go u. S. A. , lets focus curling is what we want to take the gold this year. Guys, some news out of washington, Robert Mueller issued a subpoena to Deutsche Bank for documents on its relationship with President Trump. Trump couldnt believe it, he said, i thought it was pronounced douche bank. [ laughter and applause ] it was funny, thats why i joined. [ laughter ] ive been a proud card carrying douche since 1987. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve deutsche jimmy deutsche but today at the white house, trump was talking about the house and senate coming together on the tax bill and he used a very interesting word to describe it. Listen to this. We had a choice. We could have gone directly for a vote and we decided that lets put it into the conference and lets come out with something where everything is perfecto [ laughter ]looks like that Rosetta Stone is finally paying off. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah jimmy perfecto we should all go to the bibliotheca to read about it. [ light laughter ] oh, heres another big story. Trump is now fully endorsing Alabama Senate candidate roy moore, even though there are allegations that he harassed underage girls. Of course, a lot of people are up in arms and joining us now to talk about it is the candidate himself, roy moore. Thank you for joining us, roy. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Thank you for letting me do this via satellite there, jimmy. [ light laughter ] im not allowed anywhere near the Rockefeller Christmas tree. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, all right, okay, well tell us please, what do you have to say about President Trump endorsing you in light of all the allegations . Well, im shocked. These are some serious and disturbing allegations against donald trump and frankly, i do not want to be associated with this fella at all. [ laughter ] jimmy no, wait, wait, wait, im sorry, wait, no, you dont want to be associated with him . Hell no. Thats why im rejecting his endorsement. He i think that he is a he is immature, hes annoying, hes gossipy, hes like a hes like a teenage girl, but in a bad way. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right. Im not sure how much longer i want to talk to you here. Well they, come on, i mean look at my cowboy hat, im like a jimmy yeah, i know, i know. Im like billy the kid molester. [ laughter ] jimmy hey look, i think thats enough. Thats enough i think from you. Wait now, hang on, let me let me just run real quick, let me run a couple of Campaign Slogans by you. What do you think . Jimmy okay, fine, fine, go ahead. All right, here we go. All right, first one. Roy moore, i dress like this cause i cant go to the mall to get new clothes. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right, okay. Okay. Okay, thats hang on now. Next one is even better. Roy moore, dont google me [ laughter and applause ] jimmy okay, thats your slogan thats your slogan. And finally, let me wrap it up here, ready . Roy moore, if 2017 was a a person, itd be me [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there we go, that is enough. [ laughter and applause ] can we cut his feed . Cut his feed right there. See you at the food court, jimmy jimmy all right, thank you very much. Cut his feed there. Roy moore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] roy moore. Steve we cut his feed. Cut that feed. Jimmy this is very nice here, i read about a a 22yearold man who met an 81yearold woman who hes been playing words with friends with for over a year. The woman calls it a lovely experience, while the man said, it just got catfished by an 81yearold, wow [ laughter and applause ] a little sports news here, after going two and ten this season, the giants have fired coach ben mcadoo and general manager jerry reese. [ cheers and applause ] well, if youre wondering what happened to ben and jerry, theyre probably on the coach eating some ben jerrys right now. [ laughter and applause ] and finally you guys, a woman in virginia says that she found a Million Dollar winning Lottery Ticket in her husbands backpack. She said it almost makes up for the fact that shes married to a grown man who still wears a a backpack. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you roots. Thank you higgins, nice to see you. Hey, guys, i want to announce something fun that i have planned for next week. As you might know, i have a a Childrens Book out called, everything is mama. [ cheers and applause ] and its a very very simple book, look ball, mama. See . Steve right. [ laughter ] jimmy so you can tell that i wrote this book. Steve you wr you wrote this book. Jimmy yeah, i wrote this book. Steve yeah. Jimmy anyways, i wanted to do something really special to promote reading to kids. It is so important. So next wednesday, im going to be doing a live reading of my book over Instagram Live and facebook live. So this way, if youre a a parent, or youre a teacher, or youre a librarian, you can just go to my instagram or the tonight shows Facebook Page and i will personally read the book to your kids, your classroom or your party. Its happening next wednesday. [ cheers and applause ] december 13th at 9 15 am eastern time for about ten, 15 minutes. Steve sure. Jimmy family fun. I will also be doing it again for the west coast at 9 15 am pacific time. So it will be Live Streaming both times. Just go to jimmyfallon on instagram or fallontonight on facebook and you can spread the word by using the hashtag mamabooklive wednesday, december 13th. Lets teach kids how fun reading can be. Its going to be cool, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we got a great show tonight. From saturday night live and the new animated movie, ferdinand. The very funny, the very talented, Kate Mckinnon is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] hey ho, kate jimmy kate steve delight jimmy plus from the new show happy premiering tomorrow night on syfy, Patton Oswalt is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy we saw something done earlier. Hes a funny, funny human being. Steve billy the kid. Jimmy theyre both very, very funny. I cant wait. Kate, patton and i are going to play a game of Virtual Reality pictionary later in the show. Steve yeah. Jimmy you know, its the future. Its the future of pictionary. Yeah, its three dimension its in the fourth dimension. [ light laughter ] its its thats how thats how steve thats how futuristic it is. Jimmy thats how futuristic it is, its in a dimension ive never seen. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Steve its nuts. Jimmy you can only feel it. You can only see it tonight. Steve you only feel it with your brain. Jimmy you can witness it this evening. Also, we have great music, i love this guy, hes a class act. Wiz khalifa is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy featuring ty dolla ign. Something new is the name of the track, its really good. Guys, well be right back with more of the tonight show. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ax. New power. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. Theraflu expressmax. New power. amanda vo i adopted scrappy talas on a fluke. Didnt know i was allergic to ibuprofen. And i had fallen asleep. amanda he was totally freaked out, digging and pawing at me. And when i woke up i realized that i was in anaphylaxis and went to the emergency room. I dont know what wasnt there. Hes the best boy. vo through the subaru share the love event weve helped the ascpa save nearly forty thousand animals so far. Get a new subaru and well donate two hundred fifty dollars more to help those in need. amanda put a little love in your heart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ooh, im feeling good. Im feeling good. Welcome back, everybody. Tariq and i are about to play a a game using some really cool new technology. It is time for Virtual Reality pictionary [ cheers and applause ] Virtual Reality pictionary jimmy first were going to need partners, and weve found some good ones. Joining my team, you know her from saturday night live and she has a new movie called ferdinand coming out n friday. Please welcome Kate Mckinnon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, cmon. Can we get cooler than Kate Mckinnon. Good to see you. Hey. Jimmy can we get cooler. [ cheers and applause ] tariqs partner tonight, from the new syfy show happy give it up for Patton Oswalt, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] im feeling good. Im feeling good. Tariq welcome. Jimmy now, the game works exactly like pictionary, exc the pe be wearing one of these Virtual Reality headsets right here and drawing in 3d space using a a program called tilt brush. Were going to be able to see their point of view on the big screen up stage. 45 seconds per turn. I will go first. You guys can all take your seats. You guys sit there and you sit there, my pal. All right, here we go. Okay. Jimmy what number shall i choose, you guys . [ cheers ] thats weird. Everyone said everyone said four. Isnt that weird . Everyone said four. [ laughter ] all right. Here we go. Four it is. Oh, wait. Okay. Tmight want to wait. Jimmy yeahe . Cant see oh, no. All right. [ laughter ] oh, jimmy. Oh, jimmy. Jimmy all right, i wont let you down. Ill try not to. Cmon, jimmy. Jimmy i dont know, man. I dont know. I dont know but this is this is an object. Is it english . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, its in english, yeah. All right. Jimmy wait, okay, wait, where am i . Okay. [ laughter ] tariq, dont do anything weird, man. [ laughter ] i swear ill get you back, man, i really dont do anything. [ laughter ] tariq jimmy, look out jimmy stop. [ laughter ] all right, ready . Jimmy here we go. Yeah. Line, hanger [ laughter ] Christmas Tree. Oh, a man a man with a [ laughter ] a hat man a hat a man with a hat i need some oh, gosh. Hes on a mountain. A man with a hat on a mountain. [ laughter ] hes the cow man hes an elf on a cow . Yes . [ cheers and applause ] an elf on a shelf . Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] wow. Jimmy patton, youre up next. Here you go. Im up next . Jimmy yes, you are up next. This is the headset. Oh, man, you did great, jimmy. Jimmy that was great wow. Jimmy that was great. All right, good luck. All right. Jimmy you know how you do everything . And they pick a number . Jimmy yeah, the audience will choose a number. [ audience shouting ] i go it, thank you, no. They all said six. [ laughter ] jimmy i got it. All right. That sounds great. What . Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, here, ill hand you the thing. Ill hand you the thing. Yeah, okay. Thing. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Here we go. Jimmy anything is possible. Oh, yeah. Hang on. Put this on. Oh, dear god. [ laughter ] wait. Wait. Jimmy wait, ill give you this. And the trigger is starts the painting. Oh, thats right, thats right. Okay. Jimmy okay, very good. Were drawing out here. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me . Tariq yeah. All right, go. [ laughter ] no, stop it yes, yes, yes, okay. Tariq no. Banana boat. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thank you. Jimmy how did t . Tariq thats how we do it. Jimmy thats dude, that was a confidence right there. That was great. That was terror. Jimmy yeah, right, it was just pure terror. Kate, youre up next. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy all right, this is going to be great now. You know how to do this. Were going to be yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy this is good stuff. All right. Jimmy all right, what number for kate . [ audience shouting ] ill try it. Okay. Jimmy okay, draw the number. Draw the number from a card. Get the number first. I dont want to see it. I dont want to see it. You look at the oh, shoot. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] to wear that yet, kate. Oh, i dont know, jim. Jimmy which one did you choose . One. I chose number one. Jimmy all right, we are number one. Oh, man. Jimmy kate, were going to get this. Kate. I really have to say that i dont know. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy kate, you look so cool right now, i cant even tell you. [ laughter ] oh, wow. Thanks. Okay, great. Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy all right, here we go. Okay, got it. Jimmy yeah. O [ laughter ] okay. Okay. All riq i have no guess. A walnut . [ laughter ] a walnut, spinning walnut . [ laughter ] an olive . In a martini . A is it the earth . [ laughter ] oh jimmy the earth rotating . Theres people looking pointing at it. Super moon, super moon. no, point at the moon. Oh, no. Jimmy point. Oh, no. Jimmy dont point at dont point at my walnut no. [ laughter ] jimmy pointing at the spinning walnut. Tariq disco ball. Jimmy disco ball yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tariq, thank you for the help. That was really well done. That was [ talking over each other ] thank you. Jimmy hang from a string, but yet, you had a string coming up from the bottom oh. Jimmy which is its a a little different, but very, very interesting disco. Hey, tariq, thanks for the help. It is your turn. Theres the headset there. You know how this works. Any number. What number, guys . [ audience shouting ] ten is not a number, guys. One through nine. That was good. That was good. It was good. No, it wasnt good. Jimmy no, it was good. I tried to draw the people. Tariq okay. Jimmy no, its good. I saw the people doing the dance. Got it . Tariq yeah. Okay. Tariq do i say i say what it is, right . Jimmy kind of, yeah. Tariq okay, its l you do it. On. An action. Jimmy like you do it. Like you do it. Jimmy oh, my, ridiculous. Here we go. [ laughter ] oh, Christmas Tree . Decorating a Christmas Tree . Trimming a tree . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats so silly. Trimming a tree and banana boat. Okay. It is time for the final round. Its going to be a showdown. Okay, heres whats going to happen. Im going to draw. If kate guesses the clue first, we win. If tariq or patton get it then they win. Okay. Imm just assuming five. Dience shoutin what is it . Jimmy it is a phrase. You ready, pal . Yeah. Jimmy great. Yeah. Im feeling good about it. Jimmy okay. Here we go. And here we go. Okay. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] no. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, where am i . Wow. United states. Jimmy oh, my gosh. The country tariq take the bull by the horns . Jimmy oh, my god. Here, wait, sorry. Take the bull by the horns . [ laughter ] taking the country by storm um what the oh, jimmy. [ laughter ] a donkey. Jimmys having a seizur tariq the elephant in the room. A halo on a donkey. Tariq angel. Halo bull . Bull in a china shop . Cosmic cow. The cow jumps over the m holy cow jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] thats it. Oh, was that it . Jimmy holy cow is what it is. That was it . Jimmy that was holy cow. Did you say . Jimmy oh, my god. I didnt say it. [ cheers andlause ] jimmy you are the champs right there. Tariq. [ cheers and applause ] that was a nice guess. My thanks to Kate Mckinnon, Patton Oswalt, tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ] were talking to kate after the break. Stick around, everybody holy cow. I got [ cheers and applause ] aughs you have a side that wants to impress. Careful man youre making a mess. A side that opens up a store, doin more than ever before. 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[ chee jimmy our first guest is a a twotime emmy winning actress for her work on saturday night live, which you can see weekend with host james franco and musical guest sza. She also stars in the new animated move, ferdinand, which is in theaters everywhere december 15th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kate Mckinnon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, a standing o they love you, they gave you the love. Kate mckinnon, thank you for coming back. We love you. Thanks, guys [ cheers and applause ] for me . Jimmy yeah. L overwhelmed. Lations on your second oh, thanks. [ cheers a