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WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live December 5, 2017

Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live, with special guest host chris pratt. Tonight Margot Robbie, and Chris Stapleton. And now, heres chris pratt [ cheers and applause ] chris thank you. Woo whats up . Hey. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Whats up, guys . Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im your guest host for the night, chris pratt. [ applause ] you know, i was actually i was kind of nervous to do this tonight. You know. Ive never done anything like this. But everybody here was so nice, come on, chris, give it the old college try. [ laughter ] which for me, i mean, means dont do it . [ laughter ] anyways, i said yes. And for me, it was an easy decision. I said, jimmy, brother, ill do anything for you as long as i can promote my upcoming film Jurassic World fallen kingdom, june 27th. He and i are very close. The move se awesome, by the way. What i love about these movies in all seriousness, it answers some of the most compelling questions about science and imagination. Like, for instance, can a velociraptor bite a kids leg off . The answer to that yes, it can. [ laughter ] and later on im going to show you a teaser for the official teaser trailer that comes out on thursday. Yes. I just teased a teaser. [ laughter ] for a teaser. In hollywood, thats a Little Something we like to call selling out. [ laughter ] you know [ laughter ] there have been some other guest hosts and the way they prepare, they like to do Something Like staying up all night working on the monologue. They do a bunch of research on their guests. Thats not what i did. What i did last night, i flew to seattle and got hammered at a seahawks game. [ applause ] there is the actor chris pratt. Native of seattle. Raising the flag. And that always gets a tremendous response. Theyve been doing this for years here in seattle. Chris oh, that was so great. I mean, there was 70,000 people. All i know is the seahawks won by 14 points, and its all because of me. So youre welcome, seattle. I want everyone here to feel safe tonight. You are in the presence of both a guardian of the galaxy and a security guardian of the galaxy, guillermo. Guillermo hi, how are you, chris . Chris you know, guillermo, so nice to have a sidekick that isnt a cgi raccoon. [ laughter ] or is he . [ laughter ] [ laughter ] this is actually a real thing. You may not know this, but guillermo costarred with me in guardians of the galaxy volume ii. Guillermo thats right. Chris shall we show them the clip . Guillermo no, no, i dont think we have time. Chris roll the clip. I need you to look closely. Right here. [ laughter and applause ] guillermo thats me. Thats right. [ cheers ] chris that was actually you. Guillermo yes, thats right. That was me. Chris have you gotten more work because of that . Has it like snowballed into more jobs . Guillermo yeah, they asked me to do Perfect Pitch 4. [ laughter ] chris Perfect Pitch 4 . Guillermo yeah. Chris i cant wait to see that movie. Thats going be great. I have seen you all over the place. You were one of the special guests at a holiday parade in mccowan, texas, over the weekend. Do we have time to see the clip . Guillermo i dont think so. Chris lets roll the clip. Jimmy kimmels very own Guillermo Rodriguez returning again here in 2015. Now hes back. Theyre very excited. The city commissioner veronica whitaker. You can tell theyre standing inside a giant ornament. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] chris have they started calling your cage an ornament . [ laughter ] i think thats really cool, man, congrats. Thats really great. We have a great show for you tonight. I dont know. It might suck. I dont give a [ bleep ]. Ive never done this before. Margot robbie is here. Thats cool. [ applause ] im looking forward to sitting down, talking to her. Were going to discuss all the challenges we face being born blond and beautiful. [ laughter ] and, ooh, the great Chris Stapleton is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] chris is nominated for three grammys this year. You know, its just for me, its inspirational to see a guy with a huge beard and a cowboy hat finally make it in Country Music. [ laughter ] back in october, this is true, i was able to sing a duet with chris at one of his concerts in nashville. It was really fun. So tonight chris and i thought maybe we could see a Little Something for you guys. [ applause ] chris, come on out here. [ cheers ] how are you doing . Woo. We didnt actually have any time to rehearse this this afternoon. So were going to do something called leave things up to chance. [ laughter ] a game of chance, if you will. Its the wheel of cheesy duets. [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. So the way this works is guillermos going to spin this wheel. Whatever cheesy duet it lands on, no matter what, chris and i have to sing that song. Weve got, opposites attract, dont know much but i know i love you. You dont bring me flowers. Ive had the time of my life. Somewhere out there. A whole new world. [ laughter ] right . [ applause ] okay. So on the count of three, guillermo, spin that wheel. One, two, three, spin it. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you ready for this . Lets do it. Chris check, check. Oh. Now ive had the time of my life i never felt like this before yes i swear its the truth and i owe it all to you cause i had the time of my life and i owe it all to you [ cheers and applause ] chris ooh. Ive been waiting for so long now i finally found someone to stand by me we saw the writing on the wall and we felt this magical fantasy now with passion in our eyes theres no way we can disguise secretly so we take each others hands because we seem to understand the urgency just remember youre the one thing i cant get enough of so i tell you something this could be love because ive had the time of my life i never felt this way before never felt this way because i swear its the truth and i owe it all to you lets do the lift. Chris the lift . Lets do it, man. Come on, do it. Chris i cant. What . One more time. I am jennifer grey. Lets do it. One more time. We got this. Chris thank you, chris. Woo we have to take a break. But when we come back, i will show you a never before seen clip from Jurassic World fallen kingdom. So stick around. Brought to you by at t. W at. And so am i. Like how when you buy the amazing new iphone 8 you get another one on us. 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Chris i can do whatever i want tonight. Before we show the teaser, why dont we open up questions to the audience. Anyone have questions about us making the movie . How about that guy right there . Hi, what did you two like most about the new Jurassic World movie . Oh, well, well, i love the way the movie asked difficult questions about humanitys increasing ability to manipulate and control nature and the complexities involved in harnessing that power. [ cheers and applause ] [ bleep ]. Chris i love the awesome dinosaurs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] next . How about you . Hi. What were the obstacles or challenges that you faced while you were making the film . Oh, well, i mean, for me, probably, i mean playing my character, claire. She navigates the conflict between morality, apathy and personal responsibility with courage and compassion. I really [ laughter ] and you know what she stands for. [ applause ] chris i guess in terms of for me in terms of like challenges, more so id say is because the dinosaurs not real. [ laughter ] and because when you go there, you think, are they real . Then theyre not real. Youre like, oh, this is kind of a challenge that theyre not there. Anyway. Him . What was it like working with each other . Chris okay. Well, okay. Im going to take this. Im going to take this. So working with chris is always an opportunity for me to break free of the constraints of the scripted page and really tap into that exhilarating improvisational energy that he truly brings to everything. [ laughter ] chris bryce is awesome. [ laughter ] bryce is but like to be more, to be more bryce is shes like shes cool. [ applause ] right . Im an idiot. I suck at this. How did you get all the fancy words. You are so smart. I come off as a doof. If its not written down. I sound like a moron. It is true chris, were just talking here. Theyre asking questions and were answering. People dont expect you to be some srt of elocutionist. [ laughter ] its someone who talks. Whatever. Everyone just wants you to be you. Right, guys . [ cheers and applause ] chris okay. All right. Well, i feel better. You are the better executionist. No electrocutionist. Elocution. Chris you set up the clip then. Sure. So everyone, this is a clip that shows the tenuous relationship between homo sapiens and prehistoric beasts. Chris its also dope. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its dope as [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] this is going to be awesome. [ cheers and applause ] chris watch the full trailer on thursday. Bryce dallas howard, everyone [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Margot Robbie dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the makers of glade limited edition fragrances. Visit glade. Com to learn more. Its red lobsters new ultimate surf turf event. Get ready these 5 pairings are gonna floor ya. 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But dont think of me as a guest host. Think of me as a reminder that starlord toys are now on sale at your local retailers. [ laughter ] they make great stocking stuffers. [ laughter ] tonight on the show, hes a great musician as well as a hell of a good guy. This album [ cheers and applause ] yes. His album is called from a room, volume 2, Chris Stapleton from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ applause ] before we go any further, i want to share some great news with you guys. Jimmys son, billy, had a successful heart surgery this morning. [ cheers and applause ] hes doing great. Hes doing great. And jimmy, molly, jane and billy, were thinking of you guys. Were sending you our love, our prayers, lots of both tonight. While jim se out with his family this week, hes got friends to cover for him. Tracee ellis ross will be here tomorrow. Neil Patrick Harris will host on wednesday. And on thursday, the great Melissa Mccarthy will sit behind this desk. [ cheers and applause ] set your vcrs for those. Our first guest tonight is the hottest australian import since the bloomin onion. Starting friday, she stars as the infamous olympian Tonya Harding in i, tonya. Please welcome the very talented, Margot Robbie. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Chris hello. This is such a great show. Youre doing such a great job. Chris i am . [ cheers and applause ] seriously. Chris thank you. I had a lot of fun with the monologue, but now lets get back to crass tacks. Kangaroos, did a donkey [ bleep ] a rabbit . What up with it . They have a donkey face but a rabbit hop. I see what youre saying. I had no idea where that was going. Maybe. I hadnt thought about it. Chris weve got a conclusive maybe from the australian. You are from australia if you cant tell from the accent. When you see your work, people wouldnt know that because you do such a Great American accent. But you are australian. Where did you grow up . On the gulf coast but the hinter land part of gulf coast. Chris the hinterland . I grew up on property and fields. Chris ive been to i dont support like like i hate the stereotype. Like everyone thinks oh, youre from australia, theres creepy, crawly, poisonous, venomous things all over the place. But are you there creepy, crawly, poisonous, venomous things all over the place . Kind of. Not something you concentrate on growing up. The largest percentage of poisonous snakes in the world reside in australia and spiders and sharks. Chris theres sharks and poisonous spiders and snakes. Dangerous creatures. But when you live there you dont think about it or worry about it. Theyre there but didnt seem like a big deal. Chris ten of your closest friends growing up, how many of them were killed by poisonous spiders . Seven . [ laughter ] no, i mean, i grew up on property and i dont even know someone i had snakes literally in my house growing up. Chris what . No like on purpose. They would get into the house or whatever. Chris what would be the biggest snake . Like a carpet python. If theyve got like a gold pattern on their back, theyre a carpet python and theyre fine. Often if theyre little theyre more poisonous. So you get them out with a stick instead of picking them up. Chris a stick . Like a stick you keep a stick, a poisonous snake removing stick . This one time, my mom came i was in my bratty teen years, and my mom came in and says, can you help me get the snake out of the house. I was like, mom, im really busy on msn, like no. And she was like, its a big one, though. I was like, so busy, mom, no. Then she went away and ten minutes later i was like, wheres mom . [ laughter ] chris oh, no. Thats when my mom got eaten no. [ laughter ] chris oh, my god. Terrified. After a while, she hasnt come back in the house. Shes on the driveway and this python was huge. It wrapped its way she tried to carry it out. It wrapped its way around her arm and trying to strangle her around her neck. And she was trying to call out to me. I saw her and i knew from that point on, next time mom asks to get a snake out of the house, just do it. Dont be a brat about it. Chris just remove the giant snake from your mom, use the stick method. So just completely shifting topics to a more James Liptony type of question. If you could have lunch with any celebrity mmhmm. Chris living or dead, would you take them to Outback Steakhouse . [ laughter ] i actually have never eaten at an Outback Steakhouse. I shouldnt have said that. Chris ive heard they have Outback Steakhouses in australia. Sure. Theres a challenge if you eat like a kilo of steak you get a free tshirt. And a boyfriend of mine way back when tried to do the challenge but he was vomiting as he tried to keep eating it to win this tshirt. He got there in the end. Chris he got the shirt . Yeah. Chris dang. But he didnt get Margot Robbie. Sorry

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