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WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live February 16, 2018
Last night, we put the kids to bed and tiptoed out. They never knew the sitter was there, it was beautiful. We went out late, had a very good meal at an italian restaurant, we sat outside, a very pleasant night. A prie fixe meal, it was good. Somewhere between it was somewhere between the main course and dessert, behind my wife, a rat ran down the wall. [ laughter ] and into a planter. Then back up and back over the wall and disappeared. And man oh man, if you were looking for a way to get a well in the mood saying i just saw a rat behind you is not it. [ laughter ] the waitress comes back, she can see something was up because im sitting on top of my chair now. And i say kind of quietly, bought i dont want to alarm everyone in the restaurant, i just saw a rat run up and down the wall. She said, oh, yeah, im supposed to tell you that was a squirrel. [ laughter ] [ applause ] then we got the check. It was a romantic night. Guillermo, how did things go for you . Guillermo terrible. Jimmy what happened . Guillermo we didnt do anything, my wife was a little bit sick. Jimmy nothing at all . No lovemaking . Zero, nothing. Jimmy maybe next year. Guillermo maybe tonight. Jimmy maybe tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy with his wife, not with us. We have an allstar show. Oscar winner
Natalie Portman
is here. [ cheers and applause ] nba allstar kyrie irving is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and the mvp of the super bowl from the
Philadelphia Eagles
, quarterback nick foles. We have so many worldclass athletes [ cheers and applause ] kyrie from babble, nick from football, from the world of celebrity softball, this guy. And heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on, guys. What you saw was the moment i peaked. That was it for me. [ laughter ] another escapee from
President Trump
penitentiary is making the rounds,
Reince Priebus
. You might remember
Reince Priebus
as the man nobody remembers. The former white house chief of staff. Hes quoted in a forthcoming about white house chiefs of staff. He said for all the stories about how chaotic the everything is, take everything youve heard and multiply it by 50. My god, how many porn stars did this president sleep with . [ laughter ] 50 . If you multiply by 50, that means we are 5,000 screwed. Okay . Priebus said he was slightly embase embarrassed about his short tenure at the white house. Slightly. What would have to happen for him to be really embarrassed . [ laughter ] full frontal, everyone sees his priebus . [ laughter ]
Vice President
pence is shedding light on what he did and did not do when he was seated 94 north
Korean Leader
kim jonguns sister during the opening ceremony. Pence explained he didnt avoid her, he ignored her. Like he does all women. [ laughter ] ignored her. We have a picture of the
Vice President
and his wife with kim yojong between them. Will you look . You could cut the sexual tension with an intermediaterange
Ballistic Missile
here. Ive never noticed, mike and mother pence have the exact same scowl. [ laughter ] pence said he ignored kim jonguns sister, the same way he ignores the feelings he has when he watches that scene from
Risky Business
when tom cruise dances around in his underwear. [ laughter ] meanwhile in north korea, even though north korea sent athletes, cheerleaders, and a delegation to the olympics, they actually showed relittle coverage of the games on television there. Which is probably for the best. If the people saw the olympic torch, theyd probably just be bummed they dont have heat where they are. [ laughter ] but
North Koreans
havent been allowed to see much of the sport because possibly because they havent been doing well, they have no medals. The footage they do get to see is heavily edited. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. The man can really do it all, cant he . [ cheers and applause ] hey, the olympics are going on on nbc. We dont have the olympics here at abc. They told us wed have to pay for them. But what i think we have is something better. Because we have clips from youtube disguised as olympic events. And with that said, here are the highlights from night four of the youlympics. American ryan parker is up next. Signals the tuber. Looks at his stopwatch. Starts talking into the microphone. And here we go a 360 back side chubby i think he may do it look at his form, he gets a ton of air as he goes over the sled and lands flat on his side with maximum impact. Hes done it, and his coach comes out to celebrate [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations to him. Hey, any of you planning to go see black panther this weekend . [ cheers and applause ] i saw it, its great. Its expected to be number one movie of the year, already set the record for most presales of any marvel movie ever. Whenever there is a major
Motion Picture
about to pop, we turn to our inhouse movie critic yehya. Yehya loves movies and stars and here he is talking about the movie black panther. Hi, its me, yehya. Talking about the movie black painter. Good movie about african president. The movie talk about the black panther. Painter, your house, no. Painter like animal, arrggh the guy, the man guy, his name shackton boster. Hes in the movie, the first one baseball, the african guy long time. He play also the movie get it up. The one for jackson browne. Get it out oh and his mom the bone lady gary, she shave his hair, the tv show walken zombie. The lady with the hat right there, name angela bosey, she in the movie, sex with the other buy. The guy, he has the soul in his arm, his name killian b. Jordan. The black panther, i dont know how he go to the bathroom with the suit, i think they have pampers under the suit like the baby. And the guy, the white guy with the beard, is the english guy, he did the movie rolla frank. In that movie, my precious, my precious, me catch the fish, no cook, me eat the fish, my precious. Its the good movie for 2018, go watch the movie, and white people go watch that movie okay . Its good movie, believe me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya r. We have to take a break. I want to talk about what everyones talking about, which is what happened in florida yesterday. So we will be right back with that. Vibranium secured. Well done my king. Is my ride ready . Of course, big brother. But you have to hurry. Show off experience luxury performance that takes the crown. Presenting the allnew lexus ls 500. Long live the king. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight on the show, kyrie irving and nick foles are on the way. As im sure you know and feel, this is another very sad day in america. Another senseless shooting. This time at a high school in parkland, florida, where a gunman, a former student, opened fire yesterday again. 17 lives have been lost, over a dozen hospitalized. And our president , as he should, weighed in on the tragic events this morning from the white house. We are all joined together as one american family. And your suffering is our burden also. No child, no teacher, should ever be in danger in an american school. Jimmy agreed. No parent should ever have to fear for their sons and daughters when they kiss them goodbye in the morning. Jimmy agreed. So i agree with body those statements. And heres what you do to fix that, tell your buddies in congress, tell paul ryan and
Mitch Mcconnell
and marco rubio, all the family men who care so much about their communities, that what we need are laws, real laws, that do
Everything Possible
to keep assault rifles out of the hands of people who are going to shoot our kids. Go on tv and tell them to do that. [ cheers and applause ] ill tell you something. That is a perfect example of the common sense you told us you were going to bring to the white house. Its time to bring it, we need it. Tell these congressmen and lobbyists who infest that swamp you said you were going to drain, force these allegedly christian men and women who stuff their pockets with money from the nra year after year after year to do something. Now, not later. Now. And dont you dare let anyone say its too soon to be talking about it, because you said it after vegas, you said it after sandy hook, you say that after every one of these eight now fatal
School Shootings
we had in this country this year. Children are being murdered. [ cheers and applause ] do something. We still havent even talked about it. You still havent done anything about it. Youve literally done nothing. Actually, youve done worse than nothing. You like to say this is a
Mental Health
issue. One of your very first acts as president , mr. Trump, was to roll back the regulations that were designed to keep firearms out of the hands of mentally ill. You did that. Your party voted to repeal the mandates on coverage for
Mental Health
. So i agree, this is a
Mental Illness
issue, because if you dont think we need to do something about it, youre obviously mentally ill. [ cheers and applause ] it is amazing to me that [ applause ] if one illegal immigrant causes a car accident, weve got to build a wall to keep the rest of them out. Why are you looking for solutions to that problem and not this one . Every reasonable american, republican or democrat, knows that something has to be done. Something. And were not doing anything. But go ahead, ill let you finish. To every parent, teacher, and child who is hurting so badly, we are here for you, whatever you need, whatever we can do to ease your pain. Jimmy great. Okay. What we need and what you can do to ease our pain and to prevent future pain is something. 8 out of 10 americans agree that a teenager shouldnt have an ar15. So why does a teenager legally have an ar15 . Somewhere along the line, these guys forgot they work for us, not the nra. Us. And this time were not going to allow you to bow your head in prayer for two weeks. [ applause ] until you get an allclear and we move on to the next thing. Were going to make sure you do something this time. And if you agree with me, and maybe you dont, but if you do, heres one way you can help. Go to everytown. Org. All the information you need is there. You can write to your representatives and call them. If they dont listen, vote them out of office. Whatever you do [ cheers and applause ] do something. Because i for one am very, very, very, very tired of this. Entirely premature to be discussing about legislative solutions, if any. Its just not the time to dive into the politics and try to score political points. I think anybody who would politicize this shooting should be ashamed of themselves. This is not the time to have the discussion, and its frankly i think insulting to the
American Public
right now to try to politicize something. The reaction of democrats to any tragedy is to try to politicize it. Im more than happy to talk about this in a few days. Right now is not the time. Theres a time and place for a political debate. But now is the time to unite as a country. This isnt a guns situation. We could go into it but its a little bit soon to go into it. Jimmy yeah, no, it isnt. Well be right back. [ applause ] its just my eczema again,t. But its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. 60 of women are wearing the wrong size pad and can experience leaks discover always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. Sometthats when he needs the way ovicks vaporub. s sleep. Proven cough medicine. With 8 hours of vapors. So he can sleep. Vicks vaporub. Goodnight coughs. Jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight on the show, a gentleman who is an nba allstar from the boston celtics, kyrie irving is with us. The mvp of the super bowl from the
World Champion
Philadelphia Eagles
, nick foles is here. [ cheers and applause ] next week we have new shows with guests including oprah winfrey, youve heard of her, allison janney, jason bateman, saoirse ronan, macy williams, david chang, timothee chalamet, kyle chandler, exambassadors andrew day and common. Please join us next week. Our first guest is an oscar and golden globeactor you know from three star wars, two thors, and a black swan. Hes . The movie annihilation. We have to go back now. I dont know how much more right she has to be. I agree with you, we should go back. Great there we go, the three of us can pack up hd on, we should go back, yes. But it took us six days to get here. And the coast is two days away. Youre saying we get out by going deeper in . Yeah, if you like. Yeah. Like . No, i dont like. Jimmy annihilation opens a week from tomorrow. Please say hello to
Natalie Portman
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great, i love that dress. Thank you, me too. Jimmy its a really nice were here you couldnt wear a dress like that because you were quite pregnant. Very pregnant. Jimmy baby came out and everythings good . Yes, good, thank you. Im very lucky. Jimmy congratulations. I was actually thinking, like that week so my mom came at the end of my pregnancy. Of course to like help. Jimmy sure. And we went to pick up my son from school right after i did your show, like a day or two later. And i go and pick him up. Ive got his backpack on. Were walking out. I start feeling like i feel like a little water on my leg. And i look up, is something dripping on me . Then more and more. Im like, oh my god. Because my water didnt break the first time. Jimmy oh, okay. So i was like, its on more and more water. Im like, honey, we got to go, we got to go my son runs off and goes to play soccer. Jimmy oh, no. Im like, no mom, youve got to get him, i think my water just broke. Shes like, oh my god panicking, running. Guy to the car, i call my doctor, i call my husband, my midwife, everyones going to the hospital. My mom grabs my son, drags him to the car. Everyones like, whats happening . Then im like, you know its weird because its just my legs that are all wet. Honey . Can you give me your backpack for a minute . I look and his water bottle was leaking. [ laughter ] and i was like, oh, i just told everyone im having a baby and the water bottle was leaking im an idiot [ applause ] jimmy wow, your water broke and it was evian. Exactly. Jimmy wow. Well. In a way, though, it gave you like a runthrough for when it really was going to happen. I guess. Jimmy did it happen . No. Jimmy it never happened. My water never broke. Jimmy how about that. You like the baby so far . Shes delightful. Jimmy really inconvenienced. I was thinking about this, you were here right before the oscars. It seemed like based on our conversation you would be at the oscars since you were nominated. Turned out you couldnt come to the oscars because said child prevented that from happening. Yes. Although when youre really pregnant, its kind of a gift to get to lie in bed in pajamas and watch the oscars instead of put on a gown and heels and stuff. Jimmy yeah. But jimmy the fact that you won. Well, if i went i was due the same week. If i went and the baby like hadnt come yet, if i was still pregnant, then i could potentially give birth on the red carpet. Which is not a great idea. Jimmy well, i dont know, that would be
Ryan Seacrest
would be nuts for
Something Like
that. [ laughter ] right. Jimmy youve got to think about
Ryan Seacrest
. It seems like youre only thinking about your family. Exactly. Jimmy youre not thinking about the seacrest family. His happiness, yes. Then if i had given birth already, its not like im going to be see ya, baby. Jimmy right, yeah. Im going to the oscars two days later. Jimmy probably people would say, oh, what is she doing at the oscars, she just had a baby. Best actress, worst mom, right. Jimmy you dont want to win worst mom. Exactly. Jimmy i think you were competed. I feel like this year we should give you a doover. Maybe, you know, we could just i could just have your name the envelopes arent really they dont really match up with the winners, right . Jimmy not necessarily. You could walk out of there with an oscar as well as a baby. Hook it up. Hook it up, please. Jimmy im going to work on it. [ applause ] how old is your son . My son is 6, almost 7. Jimmy he came to the show tonight. Hes thrilled and you made me mom of the year, thank you, because he and his buddies got to meet nick foles and kyrie irving. Theyre losing their minds. Jimmy they are, yeah. So thank you. And they were both so lovely. Like what nice, kind, inspiring people. Jimmy yeah. If theyre going to be jerks to a 6yearold, wed probably throw them out of here. [ laughter ] they were over the top kind. Jimmy thats good, im glad they were nice. That would have been bad if you said, theres a couple of real pricks backstage. Yeah. Jimmy he loves that. Oscar isaac was here the other night. We were talking about the fact that you guys, of course you are star wars royalty after being in three of the movies. And the then he was shooting star wars, on the set, while you guys were shooting annihilation. Yes. Jimmy he would go from one set to the other. Did you go over there and grace everyone we did, in another arent i a cool mom move. Jimmy yeah, right. We can go to the star wars set jimmy this kid had better appreciate you. Oscar hooked us up. Jimmy has he seen star wars, your son . He actually hasnt, no. But he knows about it. Jimmy he knows what happens. You know that children know about star wars before they know about the alphabet, right . Jimmy yeah, right. The toys, especially little boys. The toys will introduce them to the movie before they even see the movie. Then theres the cartoons and lego and its like a whole jimmy weve had that with my daughter, shes had toys from a movie, then she never wants to see the movie. Shes are from a movie, the toys are worthless on their own, the movie is the bate from which we leap. None of that means anything to her. Yeah. Because imaginations better anyway, right . Jimmy thats what they say but i feel like movies are better. [ laughter ] it depends on the movie, i guess. Tell us about annihilation. So annihilation is a thriller, scifi thriller, where theres this area x, this environmental phenomenon, no one understands, everyone that goes in doesnt come out. And this group of scientists, gina rodriguez, tessa thompson,
Natalie Portman<\/a> is here. [ cheers and applause ] nba allstar kyrie irving is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and the mvp of the super bowl from the
Philadelphia Eagles<\/a>, quarterback nick foles. We have so many worldclass athletes [ cheers and applause ] kyrie from babble, nick from football, from the world of celebrity softball, this guy. And heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on, guys. What you saw was the moment i peaked. That was it for me. [ laughter ] another escapee from
President Trump<\/a> penitentiary is making the rounds,
Reince Priebus<\/a>. You might remember
Reince Priebus<\/a> as the man nobody remembers. The former white house chief of staff. Hes quoted in a forthcoming about white house chiefs of staff. He said for all the stories about how chaotic the everything is, take everything youve heard and multiply it by 50. My god, how many porn stars did this president sleep with . [ laughter ] 50 . If you multiply by 50, that means we are 5,000 screwed. Okay . Priebus said he was slightly embase embarrassed about his short tenure at the white house. Slightly. What would have to happen for him to be really embarrassed . [ laughter ] full frontal, everyone sees his priebus . [ laughter ]
Vice President<\/a> pence is shedding light on what he did and did not do when he was seated 94 north
Korean Leader<\/a> kim jonguns sister during the opening ceremony. Pence explained he didnt avoid her, he ignored her. Like he does all women. [ laughter ] ignored her. We have a picture of the
Vice President<\/a> and his wife with kim yojong between them. Will you look . You could cut the sexual tension with an intermediaterange
Ballistic Missile<\/a> here. Ive never noticed, mike and mother pence have the exact same scowl. [ laughter ] pence said he ignored kim jonguns sister, the same way he ignores the feelings he has when he watches that scene from
Risky Business<\/a> when tom cruise dances around in his underwear. [ laughter ] meanwhile in north korea, even though north korea sent athletes, cheerleaders, and a delegation to the olympics, they actually showed relittle coverage of the games on television there. Which is probably for the best. If the people saw the olympic torch, theyd probably just be bummed they dont have heat where they are. [ laughter ] but
North Koreans<\/a> havent been allowed to see much of the sport because possibly because they havent been doing well, they have no medals. The footage they do get to see is heavily edited. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. The man can really do it all, cant he . [ cheers and applause ] hey, the olympics are going on on nbc. We dont have the olympics here at abc. They told us wed have to pay for them. But what i think we have is something better. Because we have clips from youtube disguised as olympic events. And with that said, here are the highlights from night four of the youlympics. American ryan parker is up next. Signals the tuber. Looks at his stopwatch. Starts talking into the microphone. And here we go a 360 back side chubby i think he may do it look at his form, he gets a ton of air as he goes over the sled and lands flat on his side with maximum impact. Hes done it, and his coach comes out to celebrate [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations to him. Hey, any of you planning to go see black panther this weekend . [ cheers and applause ] i saw it, its great. Its expected to be number one movie of the year, already set the record for most presales of any marvel movie ever. Whenever there is a major
Motion Picture<\/a> about to pop, we turn to our inhouse movie critic yehya. Yehya loves movies and stars and here he is talking about the movie black panther. Hi, its me, yehya. Talking about the movie black painter. Good movie about african president. The movie talk about the black panther. Painter, your house, no. Painter like animal, arrggh the guy, the man guy, his name shackton boster. Hes in the movie, the first one baseball, the african guy long time. He play also the movie get it up. The one for jackson browne. Get it out oh and his mom the bone lady gary, she shave his hair, the tv show walken zombie. The lady with the hat right there, name angela bosey, she in the movie, sex with the other buy. The guy, he has the soul in his arm, his name killian b. Jordan. The black panther, i dont know how he go to the bathroom with the suit, i think they have pampers under the suit like the baby. And the guy, the white guy with the beard, is the english guy, he did the movie rolla frank. In that movie, my precious, my precious, me catch the fish, no cook, me eat the fish, my precious. Its the good movie for 2018, go watch the movie, and white people go watch that movie okay . Its good movie, believe me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya r. We have to take a break. I want to talk about what everyones talking about, which is what happened in florida yesterday. So we will be right back with that. Vibranium secured. Well done my king. Is my ride ready . Of course, big brother. But you have to hurry. Show off experience luxury performance that takes the crown. Presenting the allnew lexus ls 500. Long live the king. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight on the show, kyrie irving and nick foles are on the way. As im sure you know and feel, this is another very sad day in america. Another senseless shooting. This time at a high school in parkland, florida, where a gunman, a former student, opened fire yesterday again. 17 lives have been lost, over a dozen hospitalized. And our president , as he should, weighed in on the tragic events this morning from the white house. We are all joined together as one american family. And your suffering is our burden also. No child, no teacher, should ever be in danger in an american school. Jimmy agreed. No parent should ever have to fear for their sons and daughters when they kiss them goodbye in the morning. Jimmy agreed. So i agree with body those statements. And heres what you do to fix that, tell your buddies in congress, tell paul ryan and
Mitch Mcconnell<\/a> and marco rubio, all the family men who care so much about their communities, that what we need are laws, real laws, that do
Everything Possible<\/a> to keep assault rifles out of the hands of people who are going to shoot our kids. Go on tv and tell them to do that. [ cheers and applause ] ill tell you something. That is a perfect example of the common sense you told us you were going to bring to the white house. Its time to bring it, we need it. Tell these congressmen and lobbyists who infest that swamp you said you were going to drain, force these allegedly christian men and women who stuff their pockets with money from the nra year after year after year to do something. Now, not later. Now. And dont you dare let anyone say its too soon to be talking about it, because you said it after vegas, you said it after sandy hook, you say that after every one of these eight now fatal
School Shootings<\/a> we had in this country this year. Children are being murdered. [ cheers and applause ] do something. We still havent even talked about it. You still havent done anything about it. Youve literally done nothing. Actually, youve done worse than nothing. You like to say this is a
Mental Health<\/a> issue. One of your very first acts as president , mr. Trump, was to roll back the regulations that were designed to keep firearms out of the hands of mentally ill. You did that. Your party voted to repeal the mandates on coverage for
Mental Health<\/a>. So i agree, this is a
Mental Illness<\/a> issue, because if you dont think we need to do something about it, youre obviously mentally ill. [ cheers and applause ] it is amazing to me that [ applause ] if one illegal immigrant causes a car accident, weve got to build a wall to keep the rest of them out. Why are you looking for solutions to that problem and not this one . Every reasonable american, republican or democrat, knows that something has to be done. Something. And were not doing anything. But go ahead, ill let you finish. To every parent, teacher, and child who is hurting so badly, we are here for you, whatever you need, whatever we can do to ease your pain. Jimmy great. Okay. What we need and what you can do to ease our pain and to prevent future pain is something. 8 out of 10 americans agree that a teenager shouldnt have an ar15. So why does a teenager legally have an ar15 . Somewhere along the line, these guys forgot they work for us, not the nra. Us. And this time were not going to allow you to bow your head in prayer for two weeks. [ applause ] until you get an allclear and we move on to the next thing. Were going to make sure you do something this time. And if you agree with me, and maybe you dont, but if you do, heres one way you can help. Go to everytown. Org. All the information you need is there. You can write to your representatives and call them. If they dont listen, vote them out of office. Whatever you do [ cheers and applause ] do something. Because i for one am very, very, very, very tired of this. Entirely premature to be discussing about legislative solutions, if any. Its just not the time to dive into the politics and try to score political points. I think anybody who would politicize this shooting should be ashamed of themselves. This is not the time to have the discussion, and its frankly i think insulting to the
American Public<\/a> right now to try to politicize something. The reaction of democrats to any tragedy is to try to politicize it. Im more than happy to talk about this in a few days. Right now is not the time. Theres a time and place for a political debate. But now is the time to unite as a country. This isnt a guns situation. We could go into it but its a little bit soon to go into it. Jimmy yeah, no, it isnt. Well be right back. [ applause ] its just my eczema again,t. But its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. 60 of women are wearing the wrong size pad and can experience leaks discover always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. Sometthats when he needs the way ovicks vaporub. s sleep. Proven cough medicine. With 8 hours of vapors. So he can sleep. Vicks vaporub. Goodnight coughs. Jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight on the show, a gentleman who is an nba allstar from the boston celtics, kyrie irving is with us. The mvp of the super bowl from the
World Champion<\/a>
Philadelphia Eagles<\/a>, nick foles is here. [ cheers and applause ] next week we have new shows with guests including oprah winfrey, youve heard of her, allison janney, jason bateman, saoirse ronan, macy williams, david chang, timothee chalamet, kyle chandler, exambassadors andrew day and common. Please join us next week. Our first guest is an oscar and golden globeactor you know from three star wars, two thors, and a black swan. Hes . The movie annihilation. We have to go back now. I dont know how much more right she has to be. I agree with you, we should go back. Great there we go, the three of us can pack up hd on, we should go back, yes. But it took us six days to get here. And the coast is two days away. Youre saying we get out by going deeper in . Yeah, if you like. Yeah. Like . No, i dont like. Jimmy annihilation opens a week from tomorrow. Please say hello to
Natalie Portman<\/a> [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great, i love that dress. Thank you, me too. Jimmy its a really nice were here you couldnt wear a dress like that because you were quite pregnant. Very pregnant. Jimmy baby came out and everythings good . Yes, good, thank you. Im very lucky. Jimmy congratulations. I was actually thinking, like that week so my mom came at the end of my pregnancy. Of course to like help. Jimmy sure. And we went to pick up my son from school right after i did your show, like a day or two later. And i go and pick him up. Ive got his backpack on. Were walking out. I start feeling like i feel like a little water on my leg. And i look up, is something dripping on me . Then more and more. Im like, oh my god. Because my water didnt break the first time. Jimmy oh, okay. So i was like, its on more and more water. Im like, honey, we got to go, we got to go my son runs off and goes to play soccer. Jimmy oh, no. Im like, no mom, youve got to get him, i think my water just broke. Shes like, oh my god panicking, running. Guy to the car, i call my doctor, i call my husband, my midwife, everyones going to the hospital. My mom grabs my son, drags him to the car. Everyones like, whats happening . Then im like, you know its weird because its just my legs that are all wet. Honey . Can you give me your backpack for a minute . I look and his water bottle was leaking. [ laughter ] and i was like, oh, i just told everyone im having a baby and the water bottle was leaking im an idiot [ applause ] jimmy wow, your water broke and it was evian. Exactly. Jimmy wow. Well. In a way, though, it gave you like a runthrough for when it really was going to happen. I guess. Jimmy did it happen . No. Jimmy it never happened. My water never broke. Jimmy how about that. You like the baby so far . Shes delightful. Jimmy really inconvenienced. I was thinking about this, you were here right before the oscars. It seemed like based on our conversation you would be at the oscars since you were nominated. Turned out you couldnt come to the oscars because said child prevented that from happening. Yes. Although when youre really pregnant, its kind of a gift to get to lie in bed in pajamas and watch the oscars instead of put on a gown and heels and stuff. Jimmy yeah. But jimmy the fact that you won. Well, if i went i was due the same week. If i went and the baby like hadnt come yet, if i was still pregnant, then i could potentially give birth on the red carpet. Which is not a great idea. Jimmy well, i dont know, that would be
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Ryan Seacrest<\/a>. It seems like youre only thinking about your family. Exactly. Jimmy youre not thinking about the seacrest family. His happiness, yes. Then if i had given birth already, its not like im going to be see ya, baby. Jimmy right, yeah. Im going to the oscars two days later. Jimmy probably people would say, oh, what is she doing at the oscars, she just had a baby. Best actress, worst mom, right. Jimmy you dont want to win worst mom. Exactly. Jimmy i think you were competed. I feel like this year we should give you a doover. Maybe, you know, we could just i could just have your name the envelopes arent really they dont really match up with the winners, right . Jimmy not necessarily. You could walk out of there with an oscar as well as a baby. Hook it up. Hook it up, please. Jimmy im going to work on it. [ applause ] how old is your son . My son is 6, almost 7. Jimmy he came to the show tonight. Hes thrilled and you made me mom of the year, thank you, because he and his buddies got to meet nick foles and kyrie irving. Theyre losing their minds. Jimmy they are, yeah. So thank you. And they were both so lovely. Like what nice, kind, inspiring people. Jimmy yeah. If theyre going to be jerks to a 6yearold, wed probably throw them out of here. [ laughter ] they were over the top kind. Jimmy thats good, im glad they were nice. That would have been bad if you said, theres a couple of real pricks backstage. Yeah. Jimmy he loves that. Oscar isaac was here the other night. We were talking about the fact that you guys, of course you are star wars royalty after being in three of the movies. And the then he was shooting star wars, on the set, while you guys were shooting annihilation. Yes. Jimmy he would go from one set to the other. Did you go over there and grace everyone we did, in another arent i a cool mom move. Jimmy yeah, right. We can go to the star wars set jimmy this kid had better appreciate you. Oscar hooked us up. Jimmy has he seen star wars, your son . He actually hasnt, no. But he knows about it. Jimmy he knows what happens. You know that children know about star wars before they know about the alphabet, right . Jimmy yeah, right. The toys, especially little boys. The toys will introduce them to the movie before they even see the movie. Then theres the cartoons and lego and its like a whole jimmy weve had that with my daughter, shes had toys from a movie, then she never wants to see the movie. Shes are from a movie, the toys are worthless on their own, the movie is the bate from which we leap. None of that means anything to her. Yeah. Because imaginations better anyway, right . Jimmy thats what they say but i feel like movies are better. [ laughter ] it depends on the movie, i guess. Tell us about annihilation. So annihilation is a thriller, scifi thriller, where theres this area x, this environmental phenomenon, no one understands, everyone that goes in doesnt come out. And this group of scientists, gina rodriguez, tessa thompson,
Jennifer Jason<\/a> lee, and i go in to figure it out. And its terrifying and mindblowing. Jimmy oscar isaac said even though he was in the movie, he was very scared by it when he saw it. Were you . Yes. Jimmy you were . It is it is terrifying. Jimmy thats weird to be scared by something you were in. You dont see the stuff until later. Jimmy i know, but dont you go, yeah, bob was right next to me, and on that one i had a little bit of nose hair and they clipped it right beforehand, anything like that . Theres some images you cant unsee. Jimmy i gotcha, i gotcha. Well, we look forward to seeing, and then never unseeing this movie, annihilation it opens a week from tomorrow. Natalie portman, everybody well be right back. Dicky portions of
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Jimmy Charles<\/a> said that the guys dont play hard during the game. And if they do play hard, theyre idiots. Which camp do you fall into on that . Well, i have a deep and competitive spirit. When i go out there, in specific matchups you want to go at, you want to be kind of prepared as best you can. So its best to get your sleep the night before. Jimmy really, so youre taking it somewhat seriously . Somewhat, somewhat. Having some fun at the same time. But you know, you want to have that i want to destroy you attitude, you dont want to get embarrassed. Jimmy theyre doing it differently this year. In the past, east versus west. Now theyve picked two captains. Lebron and steph curry are the captains. Lebron picked you to be on his team. Steph curry has his team. And first of all, were you happy surprised that lebron picked you . I feel like it was a great choice. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy and do you know what number you were picked . I would imagine in your whole life youve never been picked anything more than number one. School sport or anything like that. Do you know . Because i know kevin durant thinks he was picked number one. Yeah. Jimmy by lebron. Although i dont know that he knows that i think he may justing saying it. In my mind i want to say i got picked number one. In actuality, probably no. Im fine with that, im fine with that. Jimmy you didnt ask lebron do you talk to him at all . Weve talked, yeah. Jimmy do you see yourself any chance that one day you guys will be on the same team . Not just in the allstar game, for real . I mean, in professional sports, anything can happen. You know. You never know. Jimmy i do are yeah, okay. Interesting way to answer that. Are you enjoying being in boston . Yeah, its new for me. Jimmy whats new about it . Well, my role. Just getting the understanding of where i want to be
Going Forward<\/a> within our team. My leadership role. Moving to a new city. I had to uproot myself, six years in cleveland, then going to boston. End of the summer while shooting a movie, uncle drew. A lot of newness going on. Jimmy is that something that you always wanted to do, make a movie . I know this character, uncle drew, started in a series of pepsi commercials. Then how did it become a movie from that . I dont think this has happened do you remember ernest goes to camp . No. [ laughter ] jimmy well, first of all, i recommend it. [ laughter ] secondly, ernest, he did car commercials here in the south land. Then somebody said, hey, youd be great in a movie. And they were right. [ laughter ] so how did this happen . Well, it started in my hometown, bloomfield, new jersey. [ applause ] shautout to bloomfield, new jersey. A family oriented pepsi spot, pepsi max. Then we got about four chapters. And then lionsgate approached me, the writer and director. It got going, twoyear process. I guess you can say i have actor on my jimmy you sure do. Shaq is one of my costars. Is it intimidating to act alongside one of the greats . He was in kazam. I took some notes from him. Took some notes back. Jimmy we have a clip in the movie uncle drew, which comes out june 29th. Okay, okay, okay. New rule, youngblood. None of this rabbity hippityhop nonsense. Thats not what its called, its called hiphop. My call, my version. Talking about styling. What is that . First of all, i can tell you dont have style, you always got on jogging suits. Talking from the hustle with the fake chains. These are real, i got these for my birthday. Yeah, right. Three checks. Those cost 50 cent apiece. Three checks. My teeth cost more than that. Jimmy is that a custom van . By the way, youve really got to wear makeup when you do these movies, you look very old in that. I appreciate it. Jimmy that was a fun thing to do, except for the makeup, which is probably terrible. It was awesome. The commitment and sacrifice to be an actor. I never knew. I saw it from playing basketball. That was something i went into just just so it was just so amazing to experience. Just behind the camera, in front of the camera, the long hours. My final shooting day, i didnt stop shooting until about 12 00 p. M. The next day. Started at 4 00 p. M. , ended 12 00 p. M. The next day. Jimmy kobe is nominated for an oscar for a short movie he made. Dear basketball. Jimmy right, right. Im excited for him. Jimmy hes very excited about it too. You are i read this about you, i think its very interesting. A lot of the guys were talking about what music they listened to in high school. One of the guys said eminem, outkast, you said you listen to musicals. What musicals do you listen to . My favorite is rent. Jimmy rent is your favorite. [ cheers and applause ] is this something youll try to play in the locker room and try and get the guys going . Ive tried. Ive tried. I get the same usual stares. Jimmy not into it . Not into it. Jimmy 8,000 8,526 minutes . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im not a stats guy. You have a tattoo, correct me if im wrong, but im pretty sure im not, of the friends
Television Show<\/a> logo on your body. Yes, i do. Jimmy where is the tattoo . Left forearm right here. Jimmy oh, yeah, there it is. [ cheers and applause ] why do you have this . I mean i mean, one, who isnt a friends fan . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you really are a friends fan. And then secondly, one of my best friends, two of my best friends, we have tattoos together. Jimmy are your best friends named joey and no, no, no. Jimmy are these real friends or imaginary . No, no. I hope theyre not imaginary. Jimmy youre asked about this a million times but im particularly interested. You went on a podcast, you said you believe the earth was flat. Do you actually do you want to reel that . Or still believe the earth is flat . You know what, youve always tried to come back, take the statement back. Jimmy yeah. That podcast, i was really like, man, whats going on within our world . Just a whole bunch of truth and conspiracy, i was just like, whoa, this is too much for me. I come out and say that. Then, whoo the reaction it go. Jimmy yeah. The reaction it got. Jimmy people think maybe your brain collapsed or
Something Like<\/a> that. No, it didnt. Jimmy it didnt . No. Jimmy you seem like a pretty bright guy. I gave you this. Maybe at work you can look at this. This is a gift for you. Its one of a kind there. Wow. Jimmy you can just ponder the potential realities of the world and its possible roundness. Yeah. Spinning. Its spinning. Just spinning. Jimmy try to work that into the game on sunday. Its great to see you. Kyrie irving, everybody. Nba 2k18 is available now and uncle drew opens june 29th. Be right back with nick foles th nick foles hey allergy muddlers. Are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec\u00ae. Its starts working hard at hour one. And works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec\u00ae and muddle no more\u00ae. Jimmy hi there, we are back. In a matter of weeks our next guest went from secondstring quarterback to super bowl mvp he threw for 373 yards and three touchdowns and caught one, to lead the
Philadelphia Eagles<\/a> to their first super bowl victory. Please welcome a man who will never have to pay for a cheesesteak again, nick foles [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so nick, first of all, congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy secondly, the super bowl was what, 11 days ago . I couldnt tell you, i could not tell you. Its been a blur. It has been an absolute blur. Its been a lot of fun, weve enjoyed it. Jimmy to you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror and go, hey there, super bowl champ . I dont, i dont. Jimmy try it tomorrow morning. Ill try it tomorrow morning. Give it a shot. See if my wife gets hidden video of that, holds that over me forever. Jimmy have you been getting a big head . I would imagine im sure you were pretty famous in philadelphia, but now probably everywhere you go, people recognize you, right . Yeah, its a little bit different. I think my safe spot to go was whole foods. No one cared, no one recognized me. I cant go into whole foods now. Jimmy what . I knew when i went in there, things had changed when i started getting recognized. Jimmy when the eagles fans cross over to the whole foods, in a way its a triumph for the human race. Its a little bit different than philly cheesesteaks to eating healthier food. Jimmy you meet philly fans out here in l. A. . There are a lot of them. Everywhere. Everywhere weve been theres been a ton of philly fans, which is awesome. Jimmy what do they do when they see you . Most of the time, cry. Starts off as a normal conversation, then it turns into tears. And everyone asks, what do you do . Jimmy yeah, what do you do . I simply just say, i understand. Ive been in philly, i get it. I know. It means a lot. The fact that the whole city, everyone cries, so emotional, thats what was so special for us to be a part of winning this thing and bringing it back home to where it hasnt been. Jimmy yeah. Thats what was so special. If you look at the parade and everything that went on, all the fans, all the speeches players gave jason kelly, watch that speech. Jimmy beautiful speech. Unbelievable. Jimmy that was right up there with dr. Martin luther king. [ laughter ] that was some speech, and some outfit he was wearing too. What did he say again . Like everybody was eating breck fast and didnt get to eat breakfast . Im going to change the language a little bit. I love it, watch the real one. He was trying to say, why are philly fans the way they are . Everybody wants to know why theres so much passion or anger or whatever you want to say it is. You just what he said was this. Philly fans have been starved for 52 years for a championship, if i dont eat my breakfast, im pissed off. Jimmy right. You can fill in the words. Jimmy i see, right. He is, if he doesnt eat breakfast, hes pissed off. Jimmy he made ann analogy everyone can relate to. It was perfect. I sat there in awe just watching him go off on every single person. He had all his facts. It was pretty fun to be a part of. Jimmy youre from austin, texas . I am. Jimmy your hometown. You got besides the mvp, you had another honor in the local newspaper. Put that up on the screen here. Matthew mcconaughey put out a fullpage ad to congratulate you. Just keep leaving, matthew mcconaughey. [ cheers and applause ] do you matthew . Matthew goes to church where my family goes. I actually met him once when i was coming out for the draft. I was able to say hi obviously im a huge fan of all his work, everything hes ever done. So jimmy hes a redskins fan, though. That was shocking. So i know hes going to have to, you know he has to deal with that. [ laughter ] i cant save him there. But i also know were both texan and those roots go deep so its really cool to see that. Jimmy when you win, like how many i cant even imagine how many emails and phone calls and texts you get after you win the super bowl. How many . What would you guess . Probably 600, 700 total. Theyre still coming in. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Then i havent been able to go through them all. Then eventually my wife will send a text. Havent gone through it. A lot of people who have supported me through my life. Ive had my phone probably a little too long. Jimmy might be time to change it. Its been cool to see how many people have been there, followed my career, you know, want to just sent a congratulatory text. Jimmy do you send emojis back or write a full message . The cool thing now is you can hold down the message and put a heart and thats great. I mix it up. I try to mix it up. You can do the ejoenmoenlg jees everything with the face. Jimmy what an exciting thing. Of course you were the backup quarterback. You can never be a backup quarterback again. Not until youre old and broken down, right . You have to be a starter. You must. You have to be. Youre the super bowl mvp. Thats the question
Everyone Wants<\/a> to know. The thing i look forward to the seasons a long season. The family, my wife, we have a 8monthold lawy 8mont 8monthold daughter lily. They sacrifice. Right now its focusing on being a husband and father to the west of my ability. This is a time i really look forward to. Then with that part of football, we love philly. That stuffs out of my control. We have agents that handle that. We love philly, we love the situation. Well worry about it when that time comes. Jimmy you want to stay in philly, of course. We love philly. We came back to philly and they had us. Just to be a part of the community, to be a part of bringing the first super bowl there, thats something thats really special. Jimmy you will always be beloved for the whole rest of your life in philadelphia. In fact, youll probably find as you get older, when your family, kids are not that interested in you anymore, youll love to philadelphia. [ laughter ] just so you can meet guys in the bar who will you know. [ cheers and applause ] did you hear from tom brady after the super bowl . I havent heard from him yet. [ laughter ] i know hes busy. I know hes got a lot going on. Jimmy you didnt have a moment on the field after the game . The last backup quarterback to win the super bowl was him. Yeah, i mean i didnt hear from him but i will say this. As soon as the games over, you cant move. You cant even express emotions. Jimmy theres so many people . Theres so many dacameras. I was about to get jason kelsey, hey, bro, come with me for five minutes and just block. Jimmy he hasnt sent you a pair of uggs or anything like that . I do like uggs. Jimmy seems like that would be a nice thing for him to do, send you uggs with a pebble in them or something. [ laughter ] congratulations. Im sure youll be starting. I would imagine probably in philadelphia next year, but in any case, they can never take that away from you. That is an amazing thing, to be mvp of the super bowl and bring the eagles their firstever title. Congratulations on that. Thank you. Jimmy nick foles, everybody. Id like to thank
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