I should say, oprah is oscar nominee Timothee Chalamet is here. [ cheers and applause ] youve got to warn me if youre called stand up for something, which is exactly what happened last night on cnn. Did you see the town hall monster lady from the nra. It was very powerful. The students were given a chance to confront these adults who seemed to have no problems at all with automatic was especially obvious when a kid named Cameron Cassidy asked senator rubio a Pretty Simple question that rebooted the senator right on into full marco robot mode. That is not our goal here. Our goal is to move forward so right now in the name of 17 people you cannot ask the nra to keep their money out of your campaign . Law that will prevent a killer like this no, but im talking about gun money. No. Because as a matter of fact, i bet we can get peopl applause ] can you stand up if youre okay. Not a lot. But well get it. Jimmy at that moment marco rubio realized he lost a high school about school safety. What he thinks is a good plan is not to try to cut down on the guns. Quite the contrary. His plan is to put m building w wont have in my opinion you wont have these shootings. Because these people are cowards. Theyre not going to jimmy thats great. Why not let the kids carry guns while were at it . There are a lot more than teachers. With us. I think we need hardened sites. You come into our schools, youre going to be dead. Jimmy isnt that an uplifting message . These are not the thoughts of a president of the united states. These are the thoughts of an alcoholic uncle whose brain is shrinking. [ cheers and applause ] its a medical fact that as you get older your brain does shrink and certain factors and conditions can accelerate the shrinkage. In fact, lets take a look at them and see how they apply to our president. So here we have causes of brain shrinkage are closely related to symptoms of aging. Check. Including cardiovascular disease. Check. Obesity. Check. Diabetes. Probably. Check. And poor sleep habits and distress. Check and check. Now bring me another bucket of chicken. Ill be up tweeting again at 4 00 a. M. And by the way, there was an armed guard at the school. Security camera footage showed he stayed outside the building hiding behind a concrete barrier. He never fired his weapon. He never went inside. And that was a sheriffs deputy, not a chemistry teacher. So the president , by the way, perhaps conveniently did not chime in on this issue today. As the daca deadline looms, his wife melanias parents, who are from slovenia, just became permanent u. S. Residents. Which is good for them. But the interesting part is they did it through a program that allows naturalized citizens like melania to sponsor visas for close family members, which is a Program Trump wants toned and calls chain migration. Trump wants a ban on all chain migration. Unless the immigrants in question have hot daughters. In which case they can stay for as long as they like. Maybe the reason trump is against chain migration is he didnt want to have to deal with his inlaws. And now meanwhile, the president s daughter, ivanka trump, is headed to pyeongchang to go to the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics and shes traveling with Sarah Huckabee sanders. Theyre going together. Which would make a hilarious road trip movie if nothing else. [ laughter ] the u. S. Womens hockey team won a thriller over canada. To win the gold medal. [ cheers and applause ] so far we have the fourth most medals of any country. Norway norway is far and away number one. Norway has 35 medals. Even though they only have 5 Million People in the whole country. But all 5 million of those people are cold. So theyre good at this stuff. [ laughter ] north korea you know, before the games began kim jong un said he would give an apartment and a mercedesbenz to any north korean who won a gold medal. Like hes Kim Jong Oprah or something. [ laughter ] unfortunately, north korea just wrapped up their olympics with no medals for any sow dont get a car. You dont get a car. The North Koreans have been shut out. And they dont get full access to the internet there. So the state newspaper broke the news with this headline today. North korea wins quadruple gold at every event. Summer olympics canceled due to international cowardice. So congratulations to them. It hasnt been a fun olympics for the russians either. The russian team was banned because of doping at the last olympics at sochi but the athletes were allowed to compete as individuals, not for team russia. So yesterday one of them, whose name is aleksandr krushelnitckii, won a bronze medal. He had the medal for curling revoked because of a doping violation. Only a dope would use steroids for curling. But i mention this because its interesting how they revoke the medal. Olympic officials, they took his medal, they set is on the ice, and they gently pushed it away. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not only is it olympic season, its also cold and flu season. So i was watching the olympic ice skating and i thought it might be fun to make a game out of it. Its time to play scathe or sneezing. Okay . This works like this. I will show you a photo, closeup of someones face, you have to guess if the person is skating or midsneeze. Okay . Here we go. Skating or sneezing . Most people said skating. Lets see. Sneezing is the answer. All right. You get the idea, though, right . Skating or sneezing . [ audience responds ] the audience is mixed. That is skating. All right. Is this the face of a skater or a sneezer . [ audience responds ] i cant under it sounds like it just sounds like we have bees in the studio. All right. It is a skater. Yeah. Actually registered some shock there. Skating or sneezing . Half and half again. And the answer is sneezing. Yeah. Youre taking this more seriously than i imagined. [ laughter ] is this person skating or sneezing . [ audience responds ] everyone says skating. No. Sneezing. All right. Heres another. Skater or sneezer . Skating . They say skating. Yes, it is skating. What do we have, two more . All right. This one is what . [ audience responds ] most say sneezing. It is skating. And we have one more. Is this a skate face or a sneeze face . Again the bees. Well, lets find out. Thats skating. All right. You are all gold medalists. Thank you for playing. Its a fun game. [ cheers and applause ] we should get that on in primetime, you know. Maybe get steve harvey to host it. That could be something. If you have been watching the olympics you know theyre not on this network. We dont have them. Theyre on nbc. But here at abc we have something i think is far more entertaining and that comes from youtube. Here are the highlights from the winter youlympics. Next up is polands darius wozniak. His first jump earned him a 63. 437. Whoa. He completely disappears. How good is that . He grabs the ramp and vanishes without a trace. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the pageantry, you know . Today by the way, i dont know if you are aware of this. Today is National Margarita day. [ cheers and applause ] this morning in the margarita saw its shadow. That means guillermo will have six more shots of tequila tonight. You will be celebrating . Yes of course. Jimmy have you seen that new drake video, gods plan, where hes giving away 1 million . Its very popular with 36 million views in the last five days and inspired a lot of people including our guillermo. Thats right jimmy. Jimmy guillermo decided to make his own music video where he gives away money. Not as much money. Drake gave away a million dollars, its not the amount that matters, its the thought i think counts the most. [ laughter ] listen, listen, listen yo hi everybody. Listen, todays your lucky day. Im going to buy you one thing and only one thing for only 99 cents. Okay . So forget about pineapples. It has to be 99 cents. Okay . Youre welcome. They gonna tell the story gods plan gods plan youre welcome. I feel good, sometimes i dont and still its a lot of bad things that they wishing and wishing and wishing on me bad things its a lot of bad things that theyre wishing and wishing and wishing and wishing on me i said no pineapples. She said do you love me i told her only partly i only love my bed and my mom im sorry [ cheers and applause ] turn the o2 into the o3 is olly debbie know me imagine if i never met the broskis gods plan gods plan i cant do this on my own might go down as god i go hard on south side g i make sure that north side eat and still bad things its a lot of bad things that they wishing and wishing and wishing on me yo here. Whats this . Its for you. It would be great if youre craig and you would take this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very well done, guillermo. Its a beautiful thing you did. We have music from andra day and oscar nominee Timothee Chalamet. And well be right back with oprah [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by verizon. Hey, joy, you should let your new pals know that according to a leading independent study, the most awarded network is now best in streaming. I think you just did. You both can get a much better view of the game on the iphone on verizon unlimited. Thanks. Thanks. Hey, thomas, whens your flight . gasps someone stole my watch. Hey avo unlimited is only as good as the network its on. So get the best unlimited on the most awarded network. And right now, when you buy iphone 8, youll get one on us with no tradein required. i feel like fire the 2018 cadillac xt5. Worship me beauty, greater than the sum of its parts. Get this lowmileage lease on this cadillac xt5 from around 329 per month. 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Gus, i think thats a shaft. Nah. Its a pole. Yeah, no, you got the shaft. Really . What did you get from your bank . Santander instant card hold. If i misplace my card, i can use my app to put it on hold. Seemed like such a sweet deal. Free pole. We give you and your money respect. Not surprises. And, at santander bank, respect adds up. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back, tonight on the show, he is the youngest best actor nominee since 1944. From the oscarnominated call me by your name, Timothee Chalamet is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then another oscarnominee with the song from the movie marshall andra day and common from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] they will be joined by dianne warren. Tomorrow night, oscar nominee Saoirse Ronan will be here, Kyle Chandler and music from joey dosik too. Please join us for that. Our first guest is an Academy Award recipient, a legendary broadcaster, humanitarian and the best president well never have. Her new movie, the fantasy adventure a wrinkle in time opens in theaters and imax march 9th. Please welcome Oprah Winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Hello. Hi. [ cheers and applause ] well, hello. Jimmy thank you for coming. Look at this. The audience for our show last night was not nearly as excited i dont believe it. I watch it. I see it every night. Jimmy how are you . Everythings good. Jimmy so youre definitely not running for president. I am definitely where can i look in the camera . I am definitely not running for president. You know, you give a speech and then you sit down and you have surprisingly started a run for president. Jimmy thats when you know youve made a good speech when all of a sudden people translate it into the presidency. You never imagined that would be peoples reaction, did you . I couldnt even i was just you know that breath you take when youve done a thing and you have sort of stepped out of your box. I just was like relieved. So reese and i were walking off and i went, oh, thats done. And i thought it was over, like just happy, now im going to have . Tequila [ laughter ] jimmy and then people started backstage people started saying stuff. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Even backstage. Youre tripping. I went the speech . Really . So that was a surprise. I was at first thrown by it. Its a humbling thing to have people think you can run the country. Its a humbling thing. So im the kind of person who tries to listen to signs. I think, well, am i supposed to run the country . I dont think so. I havent heard any [ cheers ] jimmy i feel like you already ran the country for a few years. So anyway. Jimmy i really also feel like steadman made this into a much bigger situation because he was interviewed and he said oprah will do whatever the people want. Yes. And i said, why are you even talking, stedman . Steadman why are you talking . So this is steadmans thing now. Hes like, ill never go to another golden globe. I was just trying to support you at the golden globes, next thing i know youre running for president. But he says he heard the reporter say would she make a good president. Jimmy i see. Okay. Thats what he says. Of course he would never say i should run. Jimmy so he will not be your press secretary if you are at all. Not for state representative. Jimmy hes not going to be your sarah sanders. No. Jimmy i dont want to dwell on the presidency, but must be even for you, who you live a charmed and very unusual life. To find out that the president , after you appeared on 60 minutes, has tweeted about you. He lets go through this tweet if we may. Just watched a very insecure Oprah Winfrey which is have you been have you been insecure like anytime in the last 35 years . Ive tried to think about it. Have i ever . Jimmy probably not. Trying to think when that would be. Jimmy he said at one point i knew very well Interview Panel of people on 60 minutes. The questions were biased and slanted, the facts incorrect. Hope oprah runs so she can be exposed and defeated just like all of the others. [ audience boos ] how did you learn this had happened . Ava duvernay. Visionary director of wrinkle in time had texted me in the morning and said call me. Are you up . Call me. Jimmy because this happened i think like in the middle of the night. Like midnight or something. I go to bed early. She says call me when you get up. So i called. She goes, are you aware . I go of what . Whats going on . She said check your feed. And i went oh, no. No. Jimmy did you ever think of tweeting back at tweeting something not a second. Jimmy in response. Not a second. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not something you would do. Because i would have been up in the middle of the night going like this. Yeah. No really. We wouldnt have thought would you . Jimmy oh, yeah. In fact i would love to have your password so in case he ever does this again i can take care of this. You dont win by meeting any kind of negativity head on. Jimmy weve already lost, though, in general. You dont. You just have to say well, i dont know what that was but all right. I wasnt in the room when he did that, so i dont know. Jimmy do you feel you did know him very well . I know hed been on your show a number of times. I will say this, that there was a time where i went to a lot of fights with stedman and he was always there and actually for Maya Angelous maya angelou turned 60. 65th, 70th, 75th, 80th birthdays i always gave her huge parties. And the 80th birthday was at maralago and he was part of that celebration. Jimmy wow, donald trump and maya angelou sitting together. Together, yes. Jimmy dining on the same meat. That seems when the phone rings at your house, you mentioned you got a call. Who answers it . Do you answer the phone yourself . I actually dont. Do you . Jimmy it almost never rings and when it does its that recording that says hi, how are you today . And then i go oh im fine, and then i realize im talking to a machine. No. I actually have security. Jimmy is it true you pay your own bills . But that is true. Jimmy okay. So somebody does answer the phone. So they will say mr. Kimmel is on line two. Jimmy i see. Oh, they would say mister . Yes. Definitely. Mr. Kimmel is jimmy how about that . You mean jimmy . They say mr. Kimmel is on line 2. And so somebody answers the phone. But i do my own bills. Jimmy Anthony Anderson and i im sorry im jumping around. But we called you. I dont know if you know this. He was on the show one night. He had your cell phone number or something he told me was your cell phone number. It was my cell phone number. Jimmy he called and left you a voice mail. Did you get that . No. I never answer my voicemails. I wait until they get full and go shoop. Is that jimmy yeah we left you a voice mail. Anthony anderson called me. My daughters here. Would you just facetime with my daughter . And i tried to and i called back and he goes, she went to the store, can you call back . [ laughter ] jimmy funny you say that because i have a story of similar nature. Right before i hosted the emmys, like literally the day before, anthony texted me asking me to get tickets for his mother to the emmys. And i said, you know, im just this is not a party at my house. Im not the guy who distributes the tickets. Did you get the tickets . Jimmy of course i got the tickets. [ laughter ] of course. When anthony calls, im like calling back, im ready to facetime with your daughter. She goes, hes not here. Jimmy we have to stop supporting this behavior. Anthony, stop it. She was almost the president of the united states, for gods sake. Oprah winfrey is here. Her movie is a wrinkle in time. Well be right back. Ive always wanted to share a special moment with my mom. I think surprising her with a night ski trip would just be the biggest gift i could give her. Lets make that happen. Shes gonna be so excited. Take me where i want to be. Let me dream, oh, let me dream. Its toototally. Too oran