And alesso featuring watt, and the legey roots crew. Questlove 790 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you oh [ cheers and applause ] welcome thank you very, very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Hey guys, do you remember that old episode of the apprentice where trump fires oma well, i guess they aired a a rerun the other night at the white house. And uh [ laughter and applause ] yeah. It came out yesterday that omarosa had been fired, but the white house says shes leaving to pursue other opportunities. Even dogs living on a farm upstate were like, yeah, right. I mean. [ applause ] its a crazy story. After chief of staff john kelly fired omarosa, she apparently tried to barge into trumps private residence. Secret Service Agents stopped her, while another said, eh, i want to see how this plays out. Get your phone. Get your phone out. [ applause ] but omarosas trying to put a a positive spin on things. She said her goal all along was to reach one year of working in the white house. [ laughter ] which is funny because thats actually trumps goal too. [ cheers and applause ] and so they have similar similar well, omarosa went on Good Morning America today to gi Robin Roberts had some interesting parting words. Check this out. I dont know if shes ever going to have a relationship with him again, yeah. Fourth time could be the charm. Thats what she said. She has a story to tell and im sure shell be selling that story. Yeah, she will. Bye, felicia. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, snap jimmy and you thought it was cold out before. Oh, yeah. Bye, felicia. Meanwhile trump was like, i thought her name was omarosa. Is it felicia . Youre fired, felicia. You tell her, you tell her. [ laughter ] this made me laugh. I read that this week in the oval office, a spider was on trumps back and someone killed it by smacking him. And for the rest of the day staffers were like, oh, look, another spider oh look, another spider oh theres one on your face [ applause ] bb [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump said that he wants to give people a giant tax cut for christmas. Yeah. Leave it to trump to give you a a Christmas Present thats actually just your own money. Its like, oh, you shouldnt have. I didnt. [ laughter ] the republicans are still working on their tax bill and paul ryan even tweeted out his own version of twas the night before christmas and changed all the words to make it all about taxes. Well, i guess trump heard about it because he just released his own version. Take a look at this. [ laughter ] twas the night before christmas in washington, d. C. , and not a person was working and especially not me. When all of a sudden, there came a loud Bing Bing Bong and i went to go outside to see what was wrong. And there was st. Nicholas, who started to say, Merry Christmas to all and god bless the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad. Good job. Thats funny. Another big story out of washington, today the fcc voted to repeal net neutrality, which will make people pay for faster internet service. People called it greedy and unfair then the Cable Company said, have we not met . Hi, yeah, were the Cable Company. Thats what we do. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, the repeal means that internet providers could slow down or block certain sites. Americans were like, if you can block twitter at the white house, you got a deal. Lets do this. If thats possible. [ cheers and applause ] then ill think about it. But Major Business news here. Disney has just closed a deal to buy most of 21st century fox. But they will not be buying fox news. [ laughter ] i guess disney was like, thanks, but weve already got enough cartoon characters. Were good. [ applause ] well, this isnt good. A jetblue flight on its way from l. A. To new york had to turn around after a passenger started biting people. The passengers were furious. They said, how come he gets a a meal . [ laughter ] blue chip nobodies blue chips earlier tonight was the big thursday night Football Game between the Denver Broncos and the indianapolis colts. Now, as you know, at the end of the season, they give out most valuable player awards, but they also give out other awards during the season sort of like the ones in High School Yearbooks like most likely to succeed, class clown. Stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is garrett bowls. Hes an offensive tackle for the Denver Broncos. He was voted most likely to accidentally plug a toaster into his nose. [ applause ] what am i doing . Up next for denver is paxton lynch. Turn into a fancy candlestick at midnight. [ applause ] be our guest be our guest put your service to the test [ laughter ] up next for indianapolis is jball sheerd. He was voted most likely to be dr. Dre and snoop dogg fused together in a lab accident. [ applause ] heres broncos quarterback brock osweiler. He was voted most likely to be a kid from Stranger Things two years from now. They grow up fast. They grow up fast. [ laughter ] steve fast jimmy next up for the colts is anthony johnson. He was voted most likely to be james from the roots after a a twoweek bender. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy heres broncos quarterback trevor siemian. He was voted most likely to stare at you for eight seconds before he finally says, hi. [ laughter and applause ] hi. And finally for the broncos is todd davis. He was voted electrocuted r. Kelly. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody. Those are your nfl superlatives. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, we have a great show tonight. This guy is the best. He is hosting saturday night live this weekend. This is the christmas episode. Steve its fantastic. Jimmy i love this episode. This is with musical guests the foo fighters. And he has a huge new movie, jumanji welcome to the jungle, in theaters december 20th. Kevin hart is here, everybody [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, a delight. Jimmy plus from the new film Pitch Perfect 3, Hailee Steinfeld is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love her. Later in the show, hailee is going to perform her new single for us called let me go. Stick around for that. Its going to be great. Guys [ cheers and applause ] guys we have exactly seven shows left before we go on christmas break. Steve what . Jimmy which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters [ cheers and applause ] here we go. 12 days of christmas sweaters seven days left [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is right. Every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a snazzy christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Since there are seven shows left, lets open door number seven. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] am i holding it . Wow. Wow. I dont even know how to hold this. I have no what . This is look at the sleeves. They have gloves. The gloves are attached to the sleeves. You dont even need gloves. Oh, man. So this is a little cold up here, but it makes up for the warmth here. Lets see whos going to go home with tonights sweater. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, look at your seat number. Look at your seat number and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drumroll ] ready, pal . Ready. Jimmy who wants me to pick their number . Who wants me to pick their number . [ cheers and applause ] 313 [ cheers and applause ] get over here hey how you doing . How are you . Jimmy nice to see you. Hey what is your name and where are you from . My name is lakenna and im from north carolina. Jimmy hey, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause ] i love north carolina. It gets a little chilly in north carolina, right . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have anything like this around the closet . I dont. Jimmy the thing thats good about this first of all, feel how soft, right . It feels like its going to be really easy and fast to get into. Looks like it. Jimmy yeah. Do you want to just try maybe try it on . Sure, yeah. Jimmy i would go with the gloves first, maybe. The gloves first . Jimmy i think i would go arm yeah, try an arm in there first. No, no, no, we got length on this guy. Thats perfect. All right. Thats perfect. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A rush, you got to get out, you go to store, i understand, it gets cold its cold out hurry up, honey, lets go lets go and you go, yeah, i got it, im right there. Cool. And then bingo, surprise. [ cheers and applause ] look at this thing. Its very there you go. Yeah, look at that. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Its like over the shoulder. Yeah, its like off the shoulder. Look at that. Look at that right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] i love youre clapping with that. Its so useful, right . Its the greatest. Its the greatest. Jimmy what do you give to the girl who has everything . There you go. Right there. Its perfect jimmy happy holidays. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy thank you, pal. I appreciate it. Come on. Isnt that fantastic . Congratulations once again to our lucky audience member. Stick around. Well be right back with tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] resolution 1 binge more. 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Thats a lot of pluses, and over 800 dollars in savings. Get it all with fios. But hurry this offer ends january 17th. Go to getfios. Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody thank you, roots. Ladies and g hashtags [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since the holidays are here and everyone is out buying gifts, i sent out a hashtag called worstgiftever. And i asked you guys to send us the worst gift you or someone you know has ever gotten. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite worst gift ever stories from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from ipopeditor. He said, one year i unwrapped a present from my parents and found rogaine. My mom looked at me and said, its time to face reality, son. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] your gift was the truth. Steve yes. [ laughter ] jimmy this ones from grizzbongolady. She saysne christmas, i gave my husband an electric guitar. He gave me windshield wiper blade refills. [ laughter ] thats great. Steve yeah. Jimmy that sounds like something i would do. Thats fantastic. Steve its the lack of thought that counts. Jimmy this one is from kejade. She says i gave my mom a a christmas card. I thought it said, to the mom i love. i read it wrong. to the man i love. thats the [ laughter and applause ] this one is from heidihonayber. Oh. Steve hidey ho, neighbor. Jimmy hidey ho yeah, hidey ho, neighbor. I got it. She says, in 1985, everyone was getting teddy ruxpins. I got the lesser known bingo bear that didnt talk unless you held down a button inside his mouth. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy you have to gag the bear . Bingo bear. Steve hidey ho, neighbor. Jimmy i never heard of bingo bear. This ones from darciecf. She says, one year, for christmas, my boss gave me a a ceramic pea pod with weird baby faces. They sent a photo. Look at this one. [ laughter ] holy moly that is weird. [ laughter ] that is absolutely weird. Steve thats a gift of nightmares. Jimmy oh my gosh. This one is from rebeccaakbas. She says, my ex gave me goal keeper gloves for christmas and said, because youre a keeper. He got dumped soon after. [ laughter and applause ] sweet but he could have drawn them on a card or something. I dont need the gloves. This ones from asharzero. He says, this year, i opened my brothers present early. He gave me this coloring book. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] at least its not a scratch and sniff. [ laughter ] this is from emmaviveiros. Viveiros . She says, one year my mom cut the plastic eyes off of my she could give them to our dog as toys. She wrapped them, but forgot to label them. Christmas morning, my sister opened her childhood toys, without eyes. [ laughter ] all the toys had no eyes. This ones from daniellecrae. She says, my coworker gave me a squirrel shirt because she knows i love squirrels, but i didnt love where its hands ended up. Look at the photo. Hey boy [ laughter ] hey now steve hey now. Jimmy hey now. This last one is from nestle toll house. Steve oh, the cookie makers. Jimmy make the chocolate chips. Steve yeah. Jimmy they sent one in and they said, the worst gift is oatmeal raisin cookies. There you go. [ laughter ] not bad. Not bad, nestle. I like that. Toll house. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with kevin hart, ladies and gentlemen come on back [ cheers and applause ] its the final days of the ford year end sales event. Im on top of the world, hey. 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Hes also hosting the christmas episode of saturday night live this weekend with musical guest foo fighters. Please give a warm holiday welcome to the one, the only kevin hart. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow kevin hart. And the legendary rockettes. Ladies and gentlemen. You can catch the Christmas Spectacular now through january 1st. Give it up one more time for the radio city rockettes, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you guys. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Jimmy so thats how to do it right there. Unbelievable. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thats the way to do it. Thats thats how you make an entrance right there. Kevin hart, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] how you doing, hello. What up, yall . Whats going on guys . Hey fellas. Jimmy kevin, always great to see you. Thanks for coming back. I had to do something spectacular so i said i want to see kicks. People love kicks. Jimmy yes. People love kicks. Kicks equal big. How is snl going too . Third time hosting. Snl is going good, man. Third time is always the best time. Im happy to be back, of course. I mean, look, around the holidays, it doesnt get bigger, it doesnt get better. Jimmy this is my favorite episode of saturday night live every year. I have actually hosted this episode before. Its fantastic. Everyones into it. Everyone wants to laugh. This one will be the best year, ever. I know people have done it in the past. But this will be jimmy no, not not people. Legends have done it in the past. Yeah, you know . Yeah, i mean well, legends. [ laughter ] im saying, this will be like jimmy this will be Something Else. If you dont like it, you can always watch rerun of last i forgot what i even i cannot wait for you, man. And foo fighters. I love those guys too. Oh man, theyre amazing. Jimmy are you into the holidays . cause i know this is your family photo from last year. Very much into the holidays. Jimmy you are, right . I am. Absolutely. Jimmy look how good. Come on, everyone looks good. [ audience aws ] is that not the cutest thing . Big dog, little dog. [ light laughter ] you cant even tell. You didnt point out the littl thats my thats my little angry dog. Jimmy he is kind of angry. But this years photo is going to be different because you have a threeweekold baby. Yeah, man. Jimmy congratulations. Thats my baby. [ cheers a