With a christian band performing worship songs in the rose garden and its nice to know that every once in a while hes suffering, too. [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 89 of americans are able to recite the first three words of the constitution said one american, i believe its me, the person. ] [ light laughter [ applause ] President Trump announced in a tweet today that his Federal Reserve nominee, stephen moore, has withdrawn himself from consideration following criticism from some republican senators oh, why is that, republican senators are you afraid he was unqualified . Dinyou think, maybe, he didt understand the job [ light laughter ]yb mayou thought he would do permanent damage to the institution . [ light laughter ] or maybe you thought that just because someone was on t mfor a while didntn he could responsibly handle a complex and difficult job with repercussions for the world economy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause in any case, way to dodge that bullet, republican senators. Officials in california have warned that a woman infected with the measles virus attended a midnight showing of Avengers Endgame last week, and may have exposed the crowd to the virus meanwhile, a guy with tu rculosis went to see hellboy, but thankfully he was the only one there [ laughter and applause researchers in england have discovered trace amounts of cocaine in several samples of freshwater shrimp. Apparently the shrimp got the cocaine from blowfish. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to reports, huggies may debut a line of smart t diapers this summer,t can text parents when the child needs to be changed. [ light laughter ] though, for somegeabies we alreadtext alerts for when they need to be changed. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause an elderly couple in australia yesterday mistakenly signed for a package containing 44 pounds of methamphetamine said the couple, yeah mistakenly. [ light laughter ] and finally kelloggs has released toy storythemed eakfast cereal its called morning woody. [ laughter and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight hes is a multitalented actor and comedian he is hosting hard to believe, but hes hosting snle for the first tihis weekend. One of the alltime greats adam sandler is here, you guys [ cheers and applause he represents texass 23rd Congressional District. Rep. Will hurdt. S with us tonigh [ cheers and applause im so excited to talk to him. So happy hes wre beforeget to that, the president threatened to go to war with congress and now he and his attorney general are doing exactly that for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ chrs and applause seth for the first two years of his presidency, trump enjoyed complete immunity and freedom to do whatever he wanted. Because republicans in congress let him get away with itbu then, after democrats won back control of the house in november and gained the power to investigate him, trump threatened to go to war. Ga if they start investing you, can you compartmentalize that and still continue to work withhehem for the benefit of t rest of the country no. Or are all bets off no. If they do that, then its just all it is is a warlike posture. Seth i cant exactly imagine trump in a warlike posture. Mehe spends most of his tin a ducklike posture. [ laughter ] if he were at the battle of winterfell, he wouldnt have been on the front lines or fighting a dragon. He would have been sitting under a in his golf cart. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] but now, tru and his team are showing us their warlike posture, after his attorney general william barr refused to show up for a hearing, today, in the House Judiciary Committee to answer questions special counsel Robert Muellers report. Barr refused to show up specifically because the committee wanted to let lawyers ask him questions. William barr informing the l house panel he wilt testify as scheduled he had been scheduled to testify to the House Judiciary Committee about his handling of the Mueller Report but barr rejected the committees plan to have one of its staff lawyers question him alongside lawmakers. We cannot permit the admistration to dictate to congress how we operate. He is terrified of having to face a skilled attorney. S seth and ime he is. Usually when you work for trump, the only attorney you have to face is this guy and he is definitely not skilled. Gh [ lilaughter ] he looks like he cant believe hes the president s lawyer. [ laughter ] frame of a clip from americas funniest home videos. [ laughter ] if you tuned in late and saw this, youd immediately say,st oh, that guy juot hit in the nuts by a seesaw. [ laughter ] so with barr refusing to show up, democrats decided to make a show of his cowardice by holding a hearing with an empty chair where barr would have been sitting. And then immediately after the hearing, democrats used the opportunity to slam barr for refusing to show up. I dont feel that i can trust anything that the attorney general is saying. Because i dont know who the attorney general works for attorney general bill barr is now one of the most dangerous men in washington, d. C the socalled attorney general is abrasive, evasive and unpersuasive seth man, this confirms everyos worst fear. If you dont show up to a party, the people who do are gonna talk [ bleep ] about you. A [ laughter alause in rhyme but democrats didnt stop at just calling out barr. Congressman steve cohen decided to moc chicken in barrs place and bringing out a bucket of kfc and then he brought out the chicken statue again, during an interview after the hearing, to ally hit the point home. Rep. Steve cohen of tennessee started eating a bucket of morning while lawmakerd the press waited to see if barr would show up. Ss tenne democrat steve cohen then placed a chicken statue and a bucket of kfc in front of the empty chair, poking fun at barrs refusal to appearhi en barr should have shown up today and answer questions. [ laughter ] we are lookatg at images of you hat committee hearing, today, with what appears to be a bucket of fried chicken. [ laughter ] o and there it is you brought props, i see, with you here what is the message youre trying to send the message is that bill barr is a chicken [ laughter and applause seth oh. Is that the message . Im [ light laughter ] im not sure we got it, pal. [ laughter ] also, dude, if you want kfc, just order kfc its finti you dont need tit into the hearing. [ light laughter ] and hes probably not here. Because he knew wed be hitting him with a mcflurry of questions. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so barr decided not to show up and yet republicans on the Committee Still wanted time to complain not about barr, but about the democrats. Like congressman matt gaetz. Gaetz tried to interrupt the Committee Chairman as he wasap wrng up the hearing. But he was only able to get a few words in before his mic was cut off. We need the information without delay. The hearing is adjourn mr. Chairman, i and well do so with trampling minority rigs. Its gonna be, mr. Chairman, where theres not going to be a recognition of members who seek legitimate inquiry as to the procedures [ light laughter ] seth wow, forget muting someone on twitter turns out you can mute him i real life. [ laughter ] seriously, can we please try that next time trump holds a rally . Look, its a rigged system. Okay if i told you how [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth so, that was it that was it. Barr just refused to show up ans answer questiobout how he handled one of the most highly anticipated reports in modern political history. And that might be because when he fed skilled questioning from experienced senators in a hearing yesterday, he often had no answer. Like when senator Kamala Harris asked barr if anyone in the white house had ever asked him to open an investigation into anyone and barr clearly did not want to answer the question. Has the president or anyoneus at the white hoever asked or suggested that you open an investigation of anyone . Yes or no, please, sir um the president or anybody else . It seems youd remember Something Like that and be able to tell us yeah, but im trying to grapple with the word suggest. I mean, there have been discussions of matters out there that they have not asked me to open an investigation but perhaps theyve sw. Gested i dont k [ light laughter ] i wouldnt say suggest hinted . I dont know. [ light laughter ] inferred . You dont know okay seth if it takes you that long to answer something, the answer is yes. If you go in for your Performance Review at chipotle and your boss says, just one last question, brad. Have you ever wrapped your genitals in a tortilla . [ light laughter ] and brad says, uhh light laughter ] im trying to ht [ light laug ] trying to grapple with the word wrap. [ laughter ] [ applause ]s yes. Brad wrapped his [ bleep ] in a tortilla that happened. So barr lied about muellers ndings before anyone else got to see them. Thats why mueller sent his letter to barr complaining as. Ut the proces a letter he sent in march, but which we only found out about this week. And when he was asked about that letter at his hearing, yesterday, barr basically just shrugged it off and specifically complained about theone. This letter was an extraordinary act. A career prosecutor rebuking the attorney general of the ta united ss. I know of no other instance of but he was also political appointee. Ic and he was a polit appointee with me at the department of justice. I dont you know, the letter is a bitnitty. And i think it was probably written by one of his staff people seth sorry, did you call it snitty ar oyou the attorney general the dowager countess [ laughter ] also, you know, of course he was snitty he spent two years working on a 400page report about a criminal conspiracy to interfere in a president ial election. And then you wrote a fourpage summary lying about it id be snitty, too its like if michelangelo unveiled the Sistine Chapel and then the pope just put a plaque under it that said two dudes touching fingers. [ laughter ] so barr lied to the American People and to congress and now hes just not showatg up to hearings ll which means the next thing congress should do is call mueller himself to testify so we can actually hear from the guy who wrote e report democrats in the house [ applause ] democrs in the house have said they want to do that but in the senate, republican senator Lindsey Graham, chairman of the judiciary committee, said flatout he definitely will not call mueller to testify. Why not call for mueller to testify . Because im not going to do anymore. Enough already its over. Seth no, its not over just because you said its over we should hear from mueller, because for one thing we never do i mean, i dont even know what his voice sounds like. Maybe he sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait from police academy. And id like to discuss with you something that would be vital for you to know [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. 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Whats not to love about that for a limited time, join tmobile and get the awesome iphone xr on us. Eyers natural vanilla. Milk, fresh cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. C its made with freshream, sugar and milk. Breyers the good vanilla. We proudly partner with American Farmers for grade a milk and cream. Mmm [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band over there. [ cheers and applause al sitting in with us all week, weve had the fantastic drummer from pop artist Hayley Kiyoko who will be performing at lollapalooza and osheaga this summer. B her new podcast ind the beat is out now and be sure to follow her on youtube and instagram. Valerie franco, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you for such a great week, valerie. Its been awesome having you our first guest tonight is a very funny comedian and actor who you know from such films as happy gilmore, 50 first dates, grownups and of course his work on saturday night live. F he returns for thest time to host this weekend and musical guest shawn mendes please welcome back to the show, the one the only, New Hampshires favorite son adam sandler, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Hi, everybody [ cheers and applause nice to see you. Seth im so happy to have you here im very excited. Hi, guys, nice to see you all. You look great [ cheers ] seth thank you for taking time out of this busy week an, yes of course. I wanted to see you. I wanted to see you seth yeah. Ever since you said some nice stuff about my special seth your special. And i want to talkiabout your specis 100 fresh. Yes, yes. Seth is a good a comedy special as ive seen it made me so happy. Thank you so much and thanks for saying the nice stuff. All my friends sent me your tweet and all the nice stuff you said, so thank you seth and thats good i mean, i got to honest, i think a tweet from me is going to be real good for you. I think its healthy. Its healthy [ laughter ] seth why its been 20 plus years, maybe almost 25 years since you left snl. Right seth i mean, i haveo imagine youve been asked to host over the years. What made now the right time it was a mistake. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] they caught me at a weak moment no, those guys are great i the special came out. And then some guys from saturday night live called me and said, come on, come host and blah blah blahd aney were talking about, you know, watching the special together i said, yeah, yeah, yeah. Youre right, man. T me come do it. And i love lorne and i wanted to see lorne and do it with him and be on the show and bring back se nice but ive got to tell you its knocked me out im so knocked out right now seth yeah. cause you know i went back this year as well they asked me like a week before hand oh yeah seth so i didnt have causeouve had some time to think about it yes, yes, yes seth have you had stress coming in . cause its been months that youve known yess. Ye ive been very ive been watching the show. And ive been laughing and i was, oh, man, that guy is good. Or shes good. And im nervous about me d now [ laughter ] but i just its really been this week seth its so hd. It really is a knockout i should have first of all, i should have come back to the show before there was hd [ ughter ] because now im like, good lord, i waited a long, long time i dont really loonylike adam sandlerre. But thats all right [ laughter ] but but im just yeah, no. I am im going to seth have you i know backstage i saw some of the guys you used to write with yea seth back in the day you came back. Yes seth has that been nice having them around yeah, yeah, yeah. Herlihy and smigel and steve korn and all my guys thato werethe show with me back then and wrote a lot of stuff i did. The writing staff is very nice to them. D. It was goo they feel like me. When i went there, and theyre so good and so young and so you do go, oh, my god. I dont belong here. [ laughter ] seth i would assume, like me, you would stay very late on tuesdanights writing yes seth did you try that at all this time or were out of there pretty . I did seth oh, you did i did one night the tuesday night one. Y seth. When you do saturday night live, you write the skits monday, tuesday kind of thing. And a lot of guys stay late tuesday or the women and i stayed til 4 seth oh, thats pretty impressivead it wasnt b seth yeah. I came back i was delirious. I was nasty. [ laughter ] nasty to the hotel guy when my i was like, come on, [ laughter ] i was a little psychotic but im good i have not bounced back from that yet tonight ive got to sleep though seth thats good and i would imagine that youre i feel like everybody at this point has like a very bad adam sandler impression. [ laughter ] yes seth and i always found that was a fun week to write on the show Christopher Walken, everybody has a bad one. Right, right. Seth and i remember when he would host, if you would walk down the hall, youd hear every writer typing and doing it in walkens voice youd be like, oh, my god everybody is talking like Christopher Walken this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, that happened at the show i did hear thrgh the door on occasion oh ya wa ya boy. I was like, oh, come on. [ laughter ] seth you know, switch it up. Weve got to show my range yeah, i do other stuff. No, i actually don [ laughter ] seth did you go your office, i know this from legend is realla murders row sort of mt. Rushmore of that era yeah. Seth you, farley sspade and rock allred an office. Right, yes. We were in the back. I went and visited its not were not there anymore. Iits weekend update isour office seth yeah. So yeah, i was really it was nice to see. But i did look at farleys old deskth and i ght of the crazy just him being funny there and just the fun times we had. And i know the weekend update guys who were sitting are a lot smarter than we are. [ laughter ] and a lot of different conversations. Set was it i mean the level of filth in some of the offices is stunning. Yesn seth certainly i era, too. Yes seth was yours and by filth, i mean a lack of cleanliness. Yes, yes, yes seth were you guys an uncleanly nobody picked up much farley, you know he didnt pick up muc [ laughter ] and spade, you know, he wasnt as filthy as farley or me. Ck kind of took care of himself a little bit better than us but we did hit mcdonalds a lot. Did you guys used to do that seth yeah. We walked out seth own . Ou go out on your cause i do feel bad cause my memory is we would maybe send interns out to mcdonalds yeah you did no, we went there. We got excited to be in mcdonalds i think we were excited to get recognized back then [ laughter ] seth okay. It was like, oh, man, i think the lady gave